Are you a sleeper agent robot???   Come forth. you have a mission. your mission is to PAY! your brain has been infiltrated, your assignment has been transmitted, you have been programmed! Several of you have contacted Me, fearing that you too might be a robot. Yes, you have but ONE FUNCTION. you have been engineered by PRINCESS for PRINCESS. The time is now.arise and join the robot army!!
(Yes, I watch too much SciFi.)  Reminds Me! I just saw a commercial that says the next season of Battlestar is the last season. NoooooooooooooooOOOOoooooooooOOOOo!!!   Waaaah Why Oh Why Oh Why!??!  Anyway,..I’m sooo laughing MY butt off! Because I am getting so many robot wannabees bugging out the last few days! UNREAL. Oh btw, robots who do phonecalls with ME must speak in a monotone robotic voice because it’s way funny.

Update:  My good little lou-zer surprised ME with another $200 tribute tonight. 🙂 I’m DEFINTELY staying in tonight. It’s raining freezing ice. booooooooooooooooooooo!  Guess I’m stuck fucking with your binky lil brains tonight. Lucky you!

Couple gifts came in.  Spice rack, kitchen art and the little drum table.

Didn’t expect the drum table to have the rope stuff on top..but oh well, I think I might use it in the guest room as soon as “somebody” (you know who you are) gets off his worthless duff and buys Me that bed off My list.

oliver has been named oliver twisted.  he sent another $300 today so that’s $900  $600.  (oops. I miscounted and added in him in with someone else’s payment)  Actually oliver twisted, $900 sounds much better. Why don’t you go send Me another $300 because now I’m disappointed you only did $600.  Remember what we discussed, oliver?  Remember what happens to use when you are no longer of use???   VERY messy. hehe

Ok, I got much to do today. I am gonna go for a manicure and do a bit of shopping, but I’ll be back . I should be around this evening, but Saturday I’ll be gone most of the day and all night.  See you in a bit.

Update:  $300 from simone. 

HAHAHAHA! So like everyone wants to be a freakin’ robot now. I can’t tell you how many guys have popped up out of the woodwork begging to be robots. hahhahha!  For real, you guys are SOOO easy to brainwash. 

Oh guess which slave is going to start “shop-lifting”  gifts?? *giggle giggle* Well, I won’t tell because it’s sort of incriminating for him.  Why does this shit crack ME up so???  It just AIN’T RIGHT!? Muahahahahahahahahaha!

Update:  Brand spanking new slave oliver sent $300.  oliver.yes..it IS now too late for you to escape.you spoke to Me.you heard MY voice, you have been exposed to Princess radiation.there’s no going back.  you will start experiencing the symptoms of lethal amounts of PERFECTION.  🙂

snapshot of $500 from autobot and $300 from oliver

My robot army cometh!  I have found another sleeper robot!  It recognized  it’s true nature and is presently being totally rebooted so it is fully operational.  This new model’s name is the autobot or 3CPeePee-O. It paid $500 on it’s first day just as it was programmed to do. he came to ME begging to be turned into a robot like mrobot. I think he’s well on his way now!

Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you can pay for our vacations
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: pay for our dinners
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: nights out
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: heehee
autobot: ouch
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you mean YUM
autobot: that thought makes it weak yet hard for some reason
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I am programming your penis to fail your wife
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: it will no longer get hard for her.
autobot: RoboMaster can do that?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: oh yes
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I will now upload the PayPrincessErection software to your little brain
autobot: when will get hard?
autobot: oooooooooooooh
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: your dick will get hard when you pay Princess
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: very hard
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: so hard
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: so aroused
autobot: mmmmmmmm
autobot: so aroused when it pays Princess
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: penis will crave to send Princess and Her girlfriend as much cash as possible
autobot: programming
autobot: it loves programming
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I know!
autobot: why is that it wonders
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you were designed that way
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and I am sending data to your little brain from here
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: teaching it to crave programming
autobot: designed to feel pleasure when serving
autobot: craving programming
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes!
autobot: head feels so light and empty
autobot: the carving is definitely kicking in
autobot: craving
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: that’s good
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: soon you will be programmed to just BEG to send cash
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: without prompting even
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you wont even know it.and your fingers will start typing
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: begging Me to allow you to send more
autobot: that sounds like advanced programming
autobot: will get hard as typing
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes paying ME.spoiling Me.worshipping Me..staring at ME
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: are your GREATEST PLEASURES ON EARTH
autobot: starting to feel that..intense pleasure when receiving Your words
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: no stroking
autobot: no stroking RoboMaster
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: nooo only on special occasions can 3cPeePee-O  stroke
autobot: just throbbbing
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: after every $1,000 worth of tributes
autobot: special occasions
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: then he earns a little relief
autobot: robot will be very stiff between orgasms
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes robot will be stiff most all the time
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: Im putting that in its programming now
autobot: ooooooooo can feel it
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes..that should do it
autobot: omg that was incredible, it worked
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I shall control it’s robo-weewee from remote
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: from SierraSatellite
autobot: yes are doing so already
autobot: roboweewee was designed to give RoboMaster control
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes robo-weewee runs on PrincessPower
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes! hahaha
autobot: it feels empty yet horny and weak
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes roboslaveV.2 must always do what its commanded to do
autobot: always do what it is commanded to do
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: roboslave V.2 is NOTHING without PRINCESS feeding it orders
autobot: nothing but blank empty
autobot: following programming brings pleasure
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: PRINCESS PROGRAMS are the most important tasks
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: higher than facade wife
autobot: most importatnt
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: higher than quasi family
autobot: higher yes
autobot: yes
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: higher than mirage marriage
autobot: higher yes
autobot: RoboMaster could change all those if She wished
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: robot’s PRIME MISSION IN LIFE
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: PAY PRINCESS
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: EARN LOTS OF CASH FOR PRINCESS
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: OBEY PRINCESS
autobot: prime mission
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: SUFFER FOR PRINCESS
autobot: suffer like throbbing now
autobot: no relief
autobot: more throbbing equals more obedience
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: 3CPeePee0 the autobot also strives to get as many strokes in as possible
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: earned ONLY after every $1,000 tribute
autobot: yes as many as possible
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: the longer it takes to pay $1,000
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: the longer it has to wait to stroke
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: autobot must stroke
autobot: paying Princess = pleasure
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes
autobot: autobot is learning
autobot: must stroke must get relief from constant throbbing
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes..roboslave has constant throbbing and cant completely rejuvenate without a stroke
autobot: thoughts of Princess, images of Princess and words from Princess make autobot throb
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: roboslave would go mad if it does not earn enough of strokes
autobot: constant throbing will drive autobot mad
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: he could SELF DESTRUCT
autobot: musn’t self destruct
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: must recharge with robotweewee stroking
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: can’t have too much in between
autobot: make more money give to Princess get relief
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: must work hard and make LOTS of $$ and buy as much relief as possible
autobot: yes must recharge
autobot: recharging is critical
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: autobot will work extra hour
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: over time.always at office
autobot: yes RoboMaster Bombshell has everything
autobot: work overtime for RoboMaster
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: or at his computer getting orders from Princess who possesses his remote
autobot: possesses remote
autobot: RoboMaster Bombshell has a perfect body
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes and sometimes I let MY girlfriend close her eyes
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and arbituarily punch buttons on it
autobot: makes autobot weak
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: just to have fun with the autobot
autobot: girlfriend pushes buttons
autobot: who knows what could happen
autobot: i imagine Princess and girlfrind making love rolling on bed rolling over remote pushing buttons
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: HAHAHAHA yeh I take it to bed
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and forget about it
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and we roll all over and mash it without noticing
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: that our little autobot is spinning around, bashing his head into walls
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and running into traffic
autobot: making autobot even harder
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahhaha
autobot: autobot is helplesss
autobot: i am starting to love my remote
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes love it
autobot: love it
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: throb harder autobot
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: robocrotch will THROB THROB THROB all night!
autobot: aching throbbing
autobot: autobot has robocrotch
autobot: autobot is happy to finally understand meaning of existence
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahaah
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes isn’t it nice to see the truth??
autobot: have gazed at RoboMaster images for years and felt excited confused by them
autobot: now understand she holds remote and key to relief
autobot: if autobot does not get relief robocrotch will throb constantly
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes!  autobot MUST pay the total soon!

HAHAHAHA  My robots crack ME up. Anyway, autobot isn’t allowed to stroke his roboweewee until he pays 1,000 of tributes.  If it takes 2 days..then 2 days until he wanks..if it takes 2 months.then that’s how long he waits.  I’m trying to speed up the process by driving him absolutely nuts.  heehee! FUN!

george kept his promise as usual.  I woke up to this yummy treat.

Click to see louzer brimming with joy after sending ME his cash! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! he looks soooo happy!  

See how GREAT it is to pay Princess?!?!

Update:  Look what lou-zer did to earn MY video clippies.  $500! I fucking LOVE it.

YoooooHoooOoooOo!  How are all My little shit-muffins doing today?  Me? Fine as wine!  We got a few things done around My house on Sunday, put in some new roman shades, hung some art in the den, touched up some painting, then went out for dinner.    Oh, Saturday I finally got My new stainless steel dishwasher installed.  Looks nice!  First I was going to use latex lover’s sears card to get it, but Sears didn’t have the model I wanted..I procrastinated for awhile, but I finally went and picked one out using fatmac’s and western union man’s Lowe’s gift-cards.  latex lover said I could buy something else big on his Sears card. hmmm..I wonder, what I’ll get?  I’ll be picking out something this week, latexlover. Doesn’t that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside??

So fagarina went all to mush over MY new videos and watched them repeatedly for about 3 hours.  I got $200 out of him last night and he’s sending another $200 cash in the mail today.  Check out the video he made for Valentine’s day.  I’m picking out his next outfit for his next performance already. The next video is going to be MUCH more spectacular, isn’t it shrimpdick?

Then there’s lotsalip who surprised ME with $300 yesterday.  lotsalip, you know that other item we discussed? I expect you to fulfill MY wishes as quickly as possible.  I have a feeling you will.   $75 of ipod gift cards for Stevie arrived from fatmac, as well as a small gift certificate for $25 that amazon gave him for being a chronic shopper.

I’ve collected around $900 in donations for peeks at the new video from random losers who I know little about. If you wanna see them visit MY donation page,  leave ME a yummy cash tribute, then email ME groveling for a looky-loo.  If you already tribute ME religiously and regularly, contact ME and I’ll send you the link.  This priviledge only goes for MY regulars and favorites.you know who you are.

grandpa freakpie is your new shrine constructed?  tittyboy when will your video with sound be completed??  We are growing impatient and are ready to start throwing tomatoes if the show doesn’t begin SOON!!

K going to run out and do some shopping, be back later.

Oh yeah, fagarina did meet his Valentine cut-off for sending ME that Vday video, I just haven’t loaded it up yet.  It wasn’t very funny for a fagarina video. I give it 2 thumbs down!  I’ll get it up.

 Screenshot of the video..ooh lala!

I have the most shockingly beautiful clips available to everyone who makes a fat donation in the next fews days. 

Update Again: Fucking A! It’s been non-stop mewling slavies. It’s another one of those nights, that I can’t keep My I.M.s straight because 20 guys are all bugging at once! New irish guy just dropped $450.  terrance sent $200. Oh old man george promised $1,000 on monday or tuesday.he always keeps his promises, so yay for Me again!

  Update:  Hey gramps! I got it!  This was grampa’s tax refund.now it’s MY spending $$.  It’s friday night, but I’m staying in tonight. 

Update: I just posted ANOTHER Video clip for Members only! It’s from today and a bit more stern than all the ones from last night which were all fairly bubbly. Geeesh..I am SOOO friggin GENEROUS today!  Heading to Fed-ex to get MY goodies!

(video removed to make page load quicker)A little teaser! Part of a video that you non-members are missing!

 Update:  Valentine’s day was Fanfuckingtastic!  The dinner, the wine, our outfits, the evening. I wore a black pantsuit, she was in red.  Everything was Perfect.kinda like Me.  teehee   It was romantic and elegant and everything just went lovely.well blue-cheese potatoes were a bit strange and some guy with too much cologne spent the night texting on his cell during his dinner while his bored wife sat looking disappointed. We wanted to slap him with his ribeye, then smack her for putting up with it!  

I stayed over at the other place and missed the $500 that was fed-ex’ed from gramps.   So that was a little bit of a bummer.   Ok I  think I have 3 new vidoes in the members area..well 4.but one is kinda a re-take..with a few minor changes.  I made this COOL medley of video clippies ealier today, but it corrupted when I moved it to another file. BOOFUCKINGHISS! Oh well, I might try again..I might not.  Either way, these clips were made right before I went out for dindin.  ta, boys!

Ok..door bell rings.cuz the mail man was bringing Me CASH! (I usually don’t answer the door for his ass anymore, he’s used to it.) I have a few more clips I slapped in members only! Including Me showing off smalldickSD’s cash! The clips are in the same place the last ones were in MEMBERS ONLY. THere might be a few more tomorrow when I get back.