Soo get a load of that crazy snow. It’s nuts for this time of year.  So we were trapped indoors all weekend.  Watched lots of movies and all of all of Office Season 1.  We made some sort of Sage/Garlic chicken friday night, then spaghetti with whole-wheat pasta the next night.  Finished some projects, relaxed,  had some alone time,  and drank a lot of wine.    All in all it was a nice weekend, but I’m kinda stressing about all the furniture I am suppose to be receiving this week and wondering how they are going to get it delivered because the snow drifts are like 4 feet high.  Hopefully it doesn’t freeze tomorrow because MY walkway is going to be slick.  With all the boxes I get, I’ll be losing dozens of fedex, dsl, ups, usps delivery guys left and right on MY driveway.

This wordpress thing is still driving Me nuts. Soon as I get one thing fixed, I find something else that isn’t what I hoped for.  If I don’t get this author thing worked out.I might have to keep you “friends” on livejournal.  grumble grumble grumble.  It will take a few more days for Me to know. Hold off on cutting and pasting all your journals into the new system until I give you all the go-ahead.  Oh you don’t have to use gravatar anymore.  All registered users can now upload their own user pics.  They are normal sized now too. 🙂  So if you are commenting, be sure to go to your admin and upload a picture of something.  Makes the comments more interesting to read.

So this annoying shit named heath sent $700 cash.  fagarina lost another $200.  terrance did $400 and reborn Sierraist did $300 and $100 from some passing lowlife.  My new black photography backdrop, another pair shoes for MY gf, a dress for Me and another battery recharger all arrived. 

tampon boys: It’s that time of the month again.  Get out yer plugs!

 Fucking Hell!  Look how much we got! It was knee high.

It’s been snowing all day like crazy.  My girl is getting off work early because of the weather and we are totally going to be snowed in all weekend.  I’m stocked up on groceries, movies and wine .  I’ll be busy transferring some slaves journals and updating MY wishlist.  Since we’ll be here cooped up all weekend, why don’t you take us cyber shopping or send a massive tribute ?  you know you want to be SNOWED by Princess!!! Maybe if your lucky and you have been really amusing you can call  and hear us laugh at your sorry ass!  More updates later!

facmac some of your gifts came!  Swimsuit, some nice leather work shoes and sequin flipflops for MY girlfriend, jeans and the same flipflops for Me and $75 of chipotle gift certificates for Our tumtums.

Hey boys and girls.those of you with journals I will probably instruct you to start transferring to this system in the next few days. The archive has been customized, now I’m just having the avatars for friend entries worked out.  Hopefully I will be able to do away with gravatar and everyone can have their own little avatar on MY site.  I can’t import the slave/friend journals unto MY server, so I’ll be manually transferring stuff over.and I expect those of you with journals to do your own and save ME a lot of work.  I’ll be contacting all of you with journals about it.

I was out looking for a new chaise..and..OMG I spent a small fortune on this CRAZY couch for the “Goddess Room”.   you know how I love that romantic, swanky Goddess stuff?  Well this couch is over the top.  Lavish.  Tons of silky pillows, square pillows, round pillows, long pillows, ornate wood, so lush it’s almost obscene.  Hell, it’s so swank.it’s probably just a bit tacky! But I love it!  I just bought it without thinking. Hopefully My furniture will all match in there, but I’m a little worried, because this couch belongs in Marie Antionette’s parlor or some shit.  I just bought a coffee table, end table and credenza a few months back and if the wood is too dark,  I might try to have it refinished to match..or I might just put it on craigslist and make you all buy brand NEW furniture.  TWICE in a YEAR!!!!  Heeeheeee!  Hopefully it won’t come to that though.  Anyway, MY froufrou  couch won’t be here for 2 weeks. ..sigh..

Ok so roboslave paid $400, $100 from lucky O fucked, $400 from twinkie and $200 from some freaky sissy drunk on red wine.  A great pair of jeans from Banana republic arrived from fatmac.  I’m so excited they now have super long lengths.  I swear they are like 38 inseam!  I always get so ripped off in the jean department.  I never get awesome designer jeans because their longs arent really long!  Plus I like wide legs, I can’t stand these skinny leg styles.  I hope they go out of style QUICKLY.  fatmac’s also been doing a little shopping for MY girlfriend.  She harassed him by yahoo messenger and got him tied up in knots. hahaha 

Hmmm..My back aches today, so I feel like bitching. First I want to bitch about the LWord this season. None of you boys know what I’m talking about because I forbid you all to watch the Lword.but this season it royally sucks and I feel like ranting. I think they have men writing all the episodes this season.  What The Fuck??  The first seasons, the sex scenes were hot..especially between Bett and Tina.  This season it’s constant no chemistry sex.. they have like 5 sex scenes an episode and they are fucking ridiculous and totally “Spice channel”.  Oil wrestling?  Whatever.  Lword. you suck this season! If I have to watch Jenny and that uberstraight pompom girl roll around on each other one more time, I’m gonna HURL!   Please stop putting Shane in those foofoo tshirts and shaggy long hair..she wants nothing to do with it.  

And of  course, the smile that charms a zillion souls and breaks a million hearts.

 UPDATE:  I’m soo happy!  louZer bought Me the dresser off My amazon wishlist!  I got all the furniture for that room in less than a week. 🙂   I can’t wait until it’s all here and I can start decorating.  I think lou said he also got DDR a few pairs of shoes.  How many pairs did you get, louZer? I think it’s time for another louZer photo-op. your pictures always crack Me up.

Oh Princess fan you just earned an extra penalty order for disappearing without permission.

Update: $300 from vintage furfreak

I got $500 first time donation from a new guy! I loved your first donation and I expect many more to come after we lock up that little yucky of yours. Why didnt you contact Me today like I directed you to??? hmm??

Had a great work-out today. First I worked out with MY trainer, then did spinning class. We are starting to get excited for our May vacation. It’s kinda far away, but it’s sooo cold and snowy, it’s all we can think about!  I have a long weekend planned. I’ll be staying at MY girlfriend’s place until Monday, but I’ll forward My phonecalls and will have MY cell phone on ME for those of you who want to drop some juicy tributes..for you cheaper guys..ummm..you can just wait until I’m totally bored or something.

Update Again: Yay again! hairlip got Me the nightstand too! $110 from loserpig.

Update: Yay!  lotsalip/hairlip just got Me the bed for MY guestroom off My amazon wishlist! Now I want the dresser drawers and the nightstand (fulfilled)!  Woohoo! I’m very excited. I’ve wanted that bed for awhile now.

Hey just a little quickie. What the fuck is with this weather.??  It’s been snowing all day long and spinning has been canceled again.   I guess I’ll have to work-out in the basement. 

Ok, so that little redheaded irishman popped up again and sent around $300.  I’m trying to think of a good irish nickname for him. Any ideas?  he sorta looks like a little leprechaun. I got a new portuguese guy who sent Me $200 today.  he writes terrible english, can’t understand anything he says.  $250 from cheesedick the cheeseking.  he’s just as cheesey and lame as usual.

fagarina’s $200 cash showed up today.

I got a text from fagarina “can i be a robot too?” hahaha whatever fagarina.   you’d sooo be the Jetson’s maid.

  you’re totally too fairyish and flamboyantly fagariffic to be a robot.

Shopping Opportunities!

Ok, I added some furniture I want for the guest bedroom on MY amazon wishlist.   I need another subscription to Curve magazine because Mine is expiring this next month I believe.  Also you will notice that I added gift certificates for a concert in april on MY new wishlist. Send as many as those as possible so we can get the best seats!

So do you think louZer looks precious or what?  I say “WHAT?!”  Click the pic to see it LARGER..if you dare!

lil louloubelle, feel free to send more of those surprises to MY account tonight and tomorrow, you sweet thang you! hahaha! 

I have a Bday party I have to go to tonight.  Stevie and MY trainer will all be there!  Who knows, we might be laughing at you!!