oliver peters smith from Duizburg Germany just sent ME $800!  We totally laughed our asses off at him!   jewish piggy sent $400 last night.  I still hate your fucking ass you fucking Gefilte freak!  $100 from mrobot.  $175 from some new cocksucker caller.  randy mersch the humpbacked freaky pot-head called and was separated from his $300.  randy, your pot problem isn’t serious enough, it’s totally time for you to take up snorting coke!  We both know you want Me to turn you into a cocaine addict.  vintage furfreak bought Me this cool multi-colored polka-dotted cheesecake dress for photos.   Oh and let’s not forget the $300 tribute that the twitterpated and completely mind-fucked hairlip sent My way.  To get all Jerry Mcquire on you, hairlip.  “I complete you.” awwww..touching, huh?  Umm I’ll be around for calls tonight (sunday) but we have a few projects we will be working on.  Tomorrow MY girlfriend has the day off and we are going to go shopping and get our teeth zoomed! Yay!! 

western union man: you better call ME PRONTO! your wife called Me yesterday.

Heeheehee Check out how fagarina spent his Easter! he got to call Me last night and hear Me and MY girlfriend play poker, drink cocktails and make fun of him after our Easter DinDin. he was totally pussified. he put 2 crispy $100 bills in the mail, one for Me and one for Her. So I made him paint his peepee yellow and glue googly eyes to it and make it an easter peep. Well I instructed him to first decorate his penis as an easter egg and then have it spontaneously “hatch” on cam and out would pop his yellow “peep” penis in which he would tenderly place on a plate full of other marshmellow filled “peeps”. The hatching wasn’t near as magical as I imagined but still, it was silly enough to make us giggle. Yes, fagarina rarely fails to amuse. Too bad I can’t say the same for the rest of you.

The first picture shows the color I painted the guest room.  I stuck a different light bulb in and it’s no longer minty. Yay! The second picture features MY ever mischievous smile. hmm looks like it’s time to cut MY 2 little forehead curls they are getting super long again.

Ok Ive been all super busy with house stuff and running errands and watching 3 seasons of The Office,  so here’s a recap of the things I got the last day or two.  hairlip got the priority art and 2 pillows I wanted, amsterdam ham sent $500, $300 from lucky O’ fucker,  $250 from gunner, $200 for the portuguese slave and a cool duvet cover set from MY amazon and 2 matching pillows.

grandpa when is that $570 coming in the mail??  you fucking fossil! I am so going to make you suffer!  you are so fucking stupid, I want to rip your nutsack off, deep fry it and feed it to you!  mrobot is out of cash so I’m making him sell his guitar and amp.  Hey tittyboy! Did your chastity device for your piercing get there yet?  And louZer, I don’t think you’ve taken Me shopping or made a donation for at least two weeks!  Get your hairy fairy ass to MY donation page and make yourself useful!

We are staying in tonight and watching flicks.  I will probably take phone calls if you send a big enough offering before hand. Tata for now!

Update:  PRIORITY SHOPPING ITEMS  Get both of them, they are from the same store. 

2 of these pillows 

This wall art 34×34 Received!

Fucking A! I had a busy weekend. On Saturday we went on a St. Patty’s all-day Pub Crawl. It started at 11 a.m.!  We had a blast! Oh yay! My dresser and night stand for the guest room arrived.  I had the carpet in there shampoo’ed and repainted the bedroom a light green.  I still havent decided if I like the paint yet.  It was a  bit more minty then it looked in Lowe’s..I was hoping for more of a sage color.  I’ll have to look at it a little longer.  ANYway!  I got a new mailbox.  From now on ship all BIG items..furniture, heavy art work, lamps ect to this address: 

Sierra Horizons   1933 E. Dublin Granville Rd #104, Columbus OH 43229.  The Winchester Blvd address is still open but I’m going to start using the other one for the time being and see which one I like the best.  Scribble it down in your address books, cellphone books and wallets because I have a LOT of shopping for you old farts to do!  Ok I’m running late. Take note of the new shipping address, I have to go to get ready for spinning class.

Today I got $600 from oliver who is so totally smitten.   Yes oliver, I want to take EVERYTHING from you..and not just your money.soo SOO much more!  simon sent $500.  Hahaha! I love it simon! But I think you owe ME another $500 for being a fucking dunce!  you canceled your weekly lovetax after your last bout with guilt, you fucking buttinski!  Take out that credit card and repent of your sins, bitchboy! 

fagarina you better be getting your easter outfit ready, it’s coming up! tittyboy got his new piercing for his chastity device! FUNNY!  Woohoo! Let’s lock it up and throw away the key!

K I’ve been running around most of the day and I’m exhausted. Heading to bed early tonight.  Buhbye, suckahs!

update:  Look what arrived from The Queen of Diamond’s Unroyal fool!  $500 Super Crispy Crispies! Keep sucking that vagrant cock, you aussie fruitbasket!!  The Dynamic Duo is SOOO laughing at you!!  Oh and I just got $300 tribute from that lamefuck pete square. hahahahahaha! I so hate your ass, bitch!!

Secret message to baby baboon:

baby baboon, I know that wretched baboon is trying to hold you and baboon #2 hostage and stifle your “creative” urges.  I see that you added ME to your yahoo messenger.  Message Me and we will plan your escape!  baboon never gives you and baboon #2 the recognition you deserve.  Princess is your friend.  Together we will take down that baboon and free the crazy monkies FOREVER!!

heeheee

lucky O’ fucker kept Me quite amused with his antics on webcam tonight.  he looked like something off of a Monty Python movie.

I’m gonna go add up how much O’fucked sent Me..I think it’s $600 or $700  (it was $600).  he got to take a peek at Perfection tonight on webcam..so of course he couldn’t resist.

The day is already starting out nicely despite My terrible menstrual cramps. $100 from pete, $200 from lucky O’ fucker.  Call tomorrow after spinning class, you lucky irish mcfucknugget because We wanna watch you on cam and collect more of your cash!  bemyboss sent a $500 gift certificate. 

 And who sent this $100 gift certificate from amazon today?

umm. you will have to be able to tell Me what the note said before getting any credit for sending Me this puny little tidbit of a gift.

Not much to new happening around here. Just spending the day toying with dorks on the internet and trying to keep MY tootsies warm.