Woohoo!!! I just checked MY email to find a suprise tribute of $875 from simon! Yep, he just paid and didn’t even say one word. Send more, simon! Oh yeh, martin sent $300 too which I almost forgot about.

vintage furfreak paid for this cute little star 1 ct diamond ring.

Hopefully it’s as cute as it looks. I’ll take pics when it arrives!

fatty is now Me and MY girlfriend’s pedicure pooch.  he will be paying for both our pedicures every few weeks.  I went nuts and made guys buy Me 4 pairs of these Island Slippers.

I want to get a pair for MY mom too.  They aren’t the flashiest flip-flops but they are sooooOoo comfortable!  Usually flip-flops are too flat for Me and wind up hurting MY arches or rub between the toes. These were like butter from the second I put them on. I didn’t have to “wear them in”.  Who wants to get Mi Mama $50 flip-flops?  Email Me if you want the privilege.

 tittyboy is now in his “dark place”. HAHAHAHAHA!  I made him get laser on his face so he can permanently kiss that lame Village People moustache goodbye Forevah!!!  he’s not very happy about the entire thing since it’s all irreversible and shit.  he’ll never have to shave again and face that annoying, daily reminder that he’s a dude.  Sweet deal, huh? hahaha So anyway, he’s all feeling regretful and shit, but that never really changes anything, does it?  DDR and Stevie are devising some evil plot to make him squeeze his freakish titties and plump he/she/thingie curves into a string bikini and hit the public pool!  This should be interesting.

Update: I just got another $200 from lucky O fucker  so we could stop torturing his dick and balls with the 12 lb weight.  So now he’s up to $500. 🙂  Also I made fagarina send $175 instead of just $100..made him toss another $75 for dindin for Me and My Girl.

lucky O fucker sent $300 and donned his new wig and put on a freakshow! That wig is a RIOT!

mrobot just sent $400 and is squirming around on the floor with a major case of robo-blue-balls because he can’t afford another $100 to squirt robo-prick.  awwww whatta shame.  fagarina just sent $100 penalty for putting his $300 in the mailbox a few days late!  The noive!

I definitely enjoyed IronMan more than Indian Jones last night.  Will update more tonight..gonna watch lucky O fucker drop weights off his balls.

the divorcee just gave ME another $500! haha!  I am slowly whipping his brain into a creamy mush.  I promised him 3 yahoo smiley kisses if he posted a message on snapvine. hahahahhaahhahahahahaha! he actually humiliated himself for 3 animated yahoo faces blowing kisses on his messenger. HAHAHAHA!  he’s so shy about his voice on My site.  There’s no reason to be shy, divorcee, you should be sooo proud of your servitude to the Almighty Bitch Princess!  It’s the ONLY important thing you have done your entire life!

terrance sent $400, toiletbrush $150 and twinkie got Me $500 worth of outdoor furniture.  I need 2 more of those swivel patio chairs and the umbrella from My amazon wishlist asap.  Someone get on that! 

tittyboys chastity key showed up. tittyboy take some more shots of your imprisoned, disfunctional, sissy prick!  hahahahaha you are sooo fucking screwed now, titbag!

Oh here’s a few places that sell gift certificates for restaurants in Key West.  you turds can all take turns paying for our meals on our stay! 

Conch Republic Sea Food

More Seafood Restaurants

Get Turtle Kraals for sure

Italian Restaurant

So I booked the guesthouse but haven’t got the airline tickets yet.  Do you think it will be cheaper to get them now or wait a few months?  I’m thinking they are only going to go up.  Whatcha think?  Anyway, we have 4 months so there is no huge rush on the restaurant gift certificates, but I’d like to have received these at least a month before our trip.  So click those links you sorry-ass sacks! Clickity click click click!!

Tonight we are planning on going to see Indiana Jones and Iron man double feature.  So we shouldn’t be home until pretty late.    It’s friggin beeeeautiful outside!!  I need to get off this computer, wash MY hair and go do something fun in the sun! 

****   flashing 2 birdie fingers and bidding you a “tata, biotches!” ***

Update: DONT buy any B&B gift certificates.  I just booked a Key West gay resort that isn’t included at bedandbreakfasts.com. hahahaha! Princess doesn’t like to wait for ANYTHING.  I will just have you fucks compensate Me.  I have receive $700 worth of cash donations towards this trip already!  you boys can also buy gift certificates for excursions for us HERE.

Update: Oh Im pretty jacked about Floida now!  My girlfriend already called the week off work.  I’m going through all the b&b’s looking for the ones that are more gaycentric.  This will be more fun than Ptown I think.  I’m gonna book really soon because everything gay is totally going to going to fill up fast! I’m already seeing a large amount of rooms booked out because of this festival.  Think we’ll stay 9 days.

In celebration I will offer yet another bikini purchase since you spankawanks LOVE to buy bikini’s and I can’t seem to get enough of these Ritchie ones.  This one for ME.  This one for MY GF fullfilled by toiletbrush  ♥Email Me♥ for our sizes, color and styles and where to ship it.  Oh great news! Remember that bed that was ordered MONTHS ago for MY guestroom?  It has been backordered all this time!  It finally shipped yesterday so I can get back to redo-ing that room!  It’s all painted with the rest of the furniture sitting there waiting on that friggin bed.  Well it’s about fucking time!!

Well bad knews, I won’t be able to do Women’s Week in Ptown in october because My girlfriend has some big work thing that week..but I think I found something better. Womensweek in Keywest in September. 

I want gift certificates for bed and breakfasts.  This place even accepts paypal!  I think we will probably need like $1500 $2,000 worth of these.  Start BUYING THEM they go all the way to $1,000. 🙂

 I’ll be adding more items today.  I have some running to do so I won’t be around for a few hours.  Be strong My little puppies.

Guess who is back from hiding??  The divorcee.  he sent $500 to pay his atonement.   We shall see how this goes.  Rest assured, this little piglet is SOOOoooooooooOOoo gonna suffer for his sins!  Guess who else left Me a juicy $1,000 donation?   old guy george!  Yay for the old fart!  I’ll have so much fun spend, spend, spending it!   fagarina sent $300 in crispies in the mail today. $200 for ME and $100 for MY girl!  My vacation pics sent the little creampuff spinning into sissy space!   doomed brit  another sheep who ran straight back to the flock of freaks sent $150 and smalldickSD lost $375 to ME.

Click to see george and the divorcee’s tribute.

Note to all you “lost” sheep:

None of you can successfully STAY AWAY!  you all find yourselves begging at MY feet again.  you might even try chitchatting with another Mistress..seeking a placebo..a safer, cheaper, simpler, knock-off version of PRINCESS SIERRA..you might TRY..you might hide..you might delete your screenname and immerse yourself in some small dark hole trying to escape MY grasp, but it doesn’t work, it never works..there is no escaping the unavoidable, the inevitable soul snatcher.   I am the one who made you the freak you are today.  It was I who made it impossible for you to truly enjoy normal relationships, to live like you USED to live, to love like you USED to love, to feel like you USED to feel. I am the one who makes you thirst and hunger for MY particular type of abuse..and I am the only one who can fulfill that dark need inside you.. that ineluctable desire.  I know this, because I planted that fucking need, I cultivated that desire..I SOWED that evil seed! 

Muahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahhaahaha!!  I am PRINCESS SIERRA, you were made by ME for ME..don’t you ever fucking forget that. 

I also got a few interesting items off MY wishlist — a pressure washer, a pet stroller for MY girlfriend (no comment), a step ladder, some summer flip-flops and a few smaller items.

hmmm..I’m thinking about joining a step aerobics class.  We won’t have spinning class until sept or aug and I need something to do in the mean time.  Stevie and DDR are doing some 5 a.m. crazy bootcamp type workout thang..but there is no way in hell I can deal with waking up in the morning or have some dude bark out orders…I need to find something though..I’m slacking because it’s summer and I need something totally different to get Me more enthused about working out.

Just a couple gifts I took pictures of. I have SOOO much shit I need to get time to shoot photos of.

Yay! Princess fan got Me this bikini. 

yo Unroyal Fool! your cash came and it’s nice and crispy! Woohoo!  The Queen of Diamonds is PLEASED! 🙂  Oh and Me and Veronica are TOTALLY laughing our royal asses off at you and your waaaAAAAY lame emails!  Sending Shoes to australia is super expensive.  Veronica thinks She deserves another $100 for postage and handling..man-handling. heehee Get that in the mail asap!  If you don’t eat lunch for a few weeks, you’ll be able to afford it.  I recommend you scavenge through the employee lounge’s garbage cans for cast-off munchies..or maybe filch from the employee lounge refrigerator and steal your co-workers’ lunches. hahaha!

$200 from the ukraine and $150 from pedro.