I haven’t had a quiet moment since Pride!  All the freakies are out at once.  It always seem to be that way. Like there is some sort of cycle of the freak and you all get mondo horny at the same time!  So then I have to fucking try to juggle raping 5 guys on yahoo, 3 guys on aol and 2 on the phone all at the same time! Last night I had randy and the new guy on the phone.  First I’d talk to one for 15 minutes, tell him I had to do something. Hang up and then call the other and fuck him out of his dough.   Multi-tasking Wallet Master — that’s ME.

father flatulance sent $500, a new guy sent $175 last night,  randy mersch the humpback loser sent $300 and terrance sent $300.  pedro you owe ME another $200 today. Get to it! oliver twisted if you aren’t dead from our little adventure the other night, send ME another $300 to prove to ME you made it through the night in one piece because I am VERY concerned. (hahaha actually I’m not concerned in the least, I just want $300.hahahahahaha But it sounded good.) Before you do any more stunts like that again, we need to get your gravestone made in advance. BitchyBeauty.com I think it will be great advertising. Kisses!

I totally got to update MY amazon wishlist and use up some of MY gift certificates.  Our perfume showed up.  Vera Wang Bouquet for ME and Ralph Lauren’s Ralph in blue for Her.  Looks like the rain is going to ruin 4th of July weekend too!  It’s been raining sooooo much!  Ok, I’ve got a few things to do around here.  I will leave you with The Unroyal Fool’s latest poetic UnMasterpiece.  We are still waiting for his $500 to get here from Australia. 

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Princess Sierra rules all the world;
All men must bow when her flag is unfurled.
Her laughter is cruel, magical, sweet,
As she tramples her minions beneath royal feet.
Her beauty is more than any slave could bear,
And he worships her body, her face, legs and hair;
But all of this worship must be done from afar,
We can admire, never touch, so perfect a star.
She drives all men crazy, empties wallets, minds and hearts,
We’d all die from pleasure, to taste one of her farts.
No male of the species may touch, only see;
She is a proud lesbian, and will always be.
But men will keep giving, and loving the pain,
We’re thankfully for bruises, as she drives us insane.
We all have no purpose, no means and no ends,
But to swell her royal coffers, and hers sister’s and friend’s.
Our place is to serve, and to like it as well,
While she sits there and giggles, and sends us to hell.
But we’d all go there happily, any fires we’d face,
Just to have one more glimpse of that beautiful face. 
 

 I just got oliver twisted to send another $1,000!  Jealous? hahha oliver twisted, your life is totally OVER!!  I have completely KILLED the old you!!

mrobot activate!  HAAHHAAHA! 3 minutes after posting mrobot’s activation “trigger”, he popped up on yahoo and sent ME $300. hahahahahha! 

My Ed Hardy sunglasses are the cat’s meow! I love them, hairlip!

Check it out Sierraisgod, your amazon gift certificate just came! HAHA! Now get your ass back to work, eat your mayo sandwiches and make Me some more cash! Remember, when you send your next $500 you earn bologna on your sandwiches! hehehe

 uncle pigfucker wakes Me up for 3 minutes of I.M.’s, sends $1,000 and disappears again. 

Pride is officially OVER and I’m not partying again for at least another month! It was tooooo much!  OMG too many margaritas, too many calories, too much rain, too much fun.   It rained like crazy all weekend, but everyone still managed to have a blast. However, next year we are just skipping the parade, because it’s lame and the same.   Trailer after trailer of guys in rainbow jockstraps and a few balloons..BORING.  I did manage to keep MY hair partially dry in the face of torrential downpours.  We confiscated someone’s huge vacant canopy which was obviously heaven-sent to protect MY Royal Locks.  I sprayed extra curl gel in MY mane and presto.I had the hottest hair at Pride.  Thousands ran around with their thin, straight, sad, wet dog hair and My curls were full and flying high.  Really you straight haired peeps look like drowned rats when your wet. teehee   Anyway,  I see some things disappeared off MY amazon wishlist. I have to go count how many BIG GAY tributes I got this weekend.  

Good bye for now MY wretched little fans. hahahahahahahahaha

stupid ass mark francis bought a year subscription to netflix for ME out of the blue.  But guess what?? I still hate the aussie fucker!!

NETFLIX TIME!  PRIORITY PURCHASE!  My netflix subscription expired again. I was wondering why My new movies weren’t coming. Somebody buy Me either 6 months or 1 year subscription 3-at-a-time.  I want this like YESTERDAY!! Have it sent to GirlyDom@aol.com then email ME and notify ME of the purchase.  

Another $600 was easily taken from simon.  he wrote the sweetest email too.

Princess,
Thank You Princess. My love for You gives my life meaning. Without You i would be a lost sheep..a pathetic wandering soul without any purpose. Your beauty is so perfect that upon seeing You for the first time, i was instantly struck down, driven mad with desire and adoration by Your heavenly visage. At the same time, You are so exquisitely bitchy, that i can actually feel you slowly destroying my life and even as i am being devoured, i remain forever grateful to You for granting me the honour of being owned by You and paying You.i can only thank You for allowing me to suffer for You. Suffering for You is better than sex. The mere thought that i am in some way able to serve You is enough to make every sacrifice You command of me a positive joy.I beg You, PLEASE continue taking from me for the rest of my days. My only dream in life is to be owned by You for ever and ever. i implore You, PLEASE grant Your humble slave this wish..Yours,
simon$200 from pedro, $500 from vintage furfreak.  So far so good, keep coming with those wallets out, boys. Tomorrow we are going to get our pedicures, getting all prettied up and going out for the Pride festivities. 

Here’s Me tonight.  ALL HAIL PRINCESS!

I’ve lost My 4-pack.but I still have a yummy Goddess tummy.  After Pride I’m going to start doing crunches again.  I’ll get a 4 pack in no time.  It’s the easiest place for Me to build.cept I can only get a 4-pack..I’ve never been able to get the 2 lower ones to pop.   Anyway..Don’t I look pretty all natural faced with just air-dried but not primped hair?  Yeh, I’ll be collecting madcash from these little pics.  Better get it in before the weekend because it’s Pride weekend which means nonstop partying for us Friday to Monday! WootWoot! Hopefully it won’t rain on us!  It’s been storming like crazy here! We just had a huge tornado warning.  The lightening was crazy. It didn’t strike like normal lightening.it just kept flashing and flashing..like there was a bulb burning out in the sky, continually blinking and flickering.  It was nuts.

hairlip just a little newsflash!  you are sooooo whipped for ME.

BE SURE TO SEND BIG GAY CASH  for this PRIDE WEEKEND!

The Unroyal Fool’s Ode To Veronica’s Shoes
(written after receiving a cherished photo of Veronica’s high heels)

This is my tribute to Veronica’s shoes;
When they say ‘send cash’ I cannot refuse.
They walk on my dreams in the middle of the night;
When they kick my soft places I don’t want to fight.
If they were my girlfriend how happy I’d be,
But they’d never settle for a loser like me.
I love their great beauty, their heel, sole and toe;
They sit on a throne, while I grovel below.
I’d shower them with gifts, with money, with flowers;
I cannot resist their awesome powers.
I love them so much these shoes I’d thee wed,
But they say ‘keep dreaming, you’re fucked in the head’.
To them I am nothing, and that’s how it should be;
They know the best use for a dickless freak like me.
I am their cash cow, to laugh at and abuse;
A more fitting position I could not choose.
How can I love them? Now I will tell,
That I am no man, but an object as well.
I’ll keep sending cash, again, and repeat,
For these shoes have touched Her sacred feet.

oliver twisted just sent a nice $1,000 tribute!  he said he was trying to quit Me..hmmm, doesn’t look like that worked out too well for him, does it? hahahahahaha! 

PRIORITY SHOPPING:

BUY THIS! Somebody get this PRONTO. zippy slave  you can even use paypal to purchase it. I want it for MY guestroom.

Get this art, too..this is for the den.
purchased by Princess fan

$500 from shitpig. hahaha he was using roach killer as breath freshener last night.  Quite amusing. Oh the coolest PVC outfit for photos showed up yesterday from Princess fan.  It’s very PVC-Xena looking.  I also have these half-arm sleeve things that I will probably wear with it and I look like I’m a Dominatrix Super Hero.  I see another $100 from simon and some new guy named max sent $300 since he’s a bloody idiot..i’ve nicknamed him maxi pad.  hairlip just sent another $100 too.

Oh here’s another dress that I want for photo ops. fulfilled by zippy slave.  If you wanna buy it.email ME.  I think I want it in gold.

hairlip is going to pay for My entire KeyWest vacation.  Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaay! he sent another $300 towards Keywest just now.  he also did some shopping at MY amazon wishlist  and got ME Worship suntan lotion, a pair of Ed Hardy sunglasses and a groovy tee. the ukranian sent $400.  More boxes showed up today!  I still need to open some of them.  K We’re going out tonight.  So don’t bug Me this evening — just send cash!

Smootches!..sha’right!  Sucker punches to the nads!

your DIVINE PRINCESS FOREVER