Here’s Me showing off My new Ed Hardy watch. Sweeeet. I love it!  Added a few gift shots to My slideshow. The watch, Ed Hardy shoes for MY girlfriend, new table lamp, bird feeder, decorative tray, an orchid, some makeup and hairstuff. There are tons of other things I need to photograph. I’ll try to get to it in the next few days.

I’m having the worse period of MY life. I had cramps for 48 hours straight. you may all insert your tampons in your stinky mangynas.fuck, stuff 2 in there.and leave the applicators in!! Feel the pain, bitches!!

Here’s Me looking all gorgeous as usual.

 Another funny poem by the Queen of Diamond’s Unroyal Fool. hahaha!

I adore female shoes, I adore female feet,
But instead I kiss balls, suck fuggly guy’s meat.
I want to be a man, but I’m really a mouse.
I open my mouth when there’s dick in the house.
I live to please Princess and Veronica the Great;
And swallowing cocks is always my fate
I long for a girlfriend but it will never be.
There’s no happy ending for a loser like me.
They have made me a freak, and happy to serve.
What other use for a cocksucking perv?
So all of you bitches send cash and prezzies too,
Thank Princess for keeping you in her animal zoo.
Just open your wallet and let Princess rape.
And then lick the dick of some hideous ape.
I am a cash cow and happily say ‘moo’;
And I pray every night to Veronica’s shoe.
So roll up roll up and give them your all;
Know that they’ll laugh, spend up, have a ball.
You DO want to pay these women so royal;
They deserve all your effort, your money, your toil.
For they are the Queens of Diamonds and Hearts,
They bash us with clubs and put spades in our hearts.
This poem now ends with a satisfied smile,
As the Queens take your cash and they do it in style.

Oh for those of you who love seeing ME in business attire, buy ME this from Victorias Secret. Email Me for size and color and shipping address. fulfilled by Princess fan

Here are your shopping orders, bitches!!  There are even a few cheaper items for you po’ folk.   Get to it, whores!

Extra Wide Medicine Cabinet  get with stainless inside and the mounting kit $360

Crateandbarrel.com
Get one large bowl and one small bowl.
Green Vase 
Kitchen Towels Get 2 sets
Olive Oil in Cute Bottle

Pottery Barn
4 outdoor pillows in orange fullfilled by terrance
This list will be growing throughout the day.  Right now I’m looking for a 45 inch wide bathroom mirror and 2 new medicine cabinets.

Who just bought ME the blowdryer??

Update again:  zippy slave just got $99 framed art and a $120 bikini.  Can I just say “Rocks to be Me! Sucks to be him!” HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Update: zippy slave just sent another $500 cash!!  So his cash total alone is now $2,400.

burt’s nickname is zippy slave.  OMG we had a blast tonight!!!  First he started out by sending $400 which I reported down below.  Then he did another $400.  Then $300. Then another $800!   So that’s like what $1900 cash?  Then he went to MY amazon list and got another pair of Ed Hardy sunglasses,  the laundry etagere, the rolling laptop desk, 2 bottles of MY $26 mascara, that $200 latex dress I posted sometime back which none of you morons bought yet (assholes).  Then to top all that off, 2 bathroom vanity lights totalling $400!!

Hey burt! I got your $400. Didn’t I use to have a nickname for you?  I think I forgot it. Email ME and remind Me what it was.  oh .. how about you send another $300! Admit it! It will be fun.   Then I got $175 from this strange sissyboy who liked to giggle super stupid and talk about “powdering his nose” with cocaine.  Major borefest.

Yo assholes. When you comment, log into your account and upload a userpic. It’s so much easier to decipher who wrote what with user photos.

Looky what I found in MY mailbox..  $300 from the world’s biggest crud, mark francis.  Whoopie dingdong. hahaha

Update: I used some of the gift card to buy the Ed Hardy temptation watch for Me and the Ed Hardy shoes for MY GF. There’s lot more stuff to buy off MY amazon wishlist. Get to shopping, freakboys!!

Who are you kidding, mark?  We all know you have a big crush on MY new slave mcdreamy mcqueeny.  If he ever pisses Me off, I’ll make him do phonesex with you..but so far he hasn’t done anything to deserve that severe punishment.  Sure he’s a handsome hunk of shit which is a hair better than being a ugly hunk of shit like you.  Truth be told, all men are shit, good looking or bad and you ALL deserve to be tortured, used and abused.  Got any more cash, mark?  If so, SEND IT!  If not, piss off. hahahahahahhahahahaha!

The pic of MY amazon power legs are driving all you farts batty.  Pay the World’s Most Lethal Legs, losers!

New shoes came.  Bet you wish you could worship them!  They were from simon’s huge gift certificate from Versatile Fashions.

With only 20 minutes to spare, the slut  paid the second $1,000 and all is well in the world.

It’s 4 p.m. I will give you another hour and half.  If you do not send part 2 of the payment, I am posting your identity and photo.  you will then be recognized by the drove of angry Dommes  who will descend on you like a pack of flying monkeys when they find out you sent Me that first $1,000. 

slave2curls came back from hiding and sent $300, the handsome pindicked slave sent $300 to remove his photo and the lovestruck ukranian sent $250.

Someone buy this quick

pedro paid $200 to get his fugly face removed from MY journal.

**removed prettyboy pindick slave’s pic because he paid a removal fee.

  For those of you who think that only disgusting fat slobs like you want to serve Perfection. Think again!  Here’s MY newest find and I had every intention of pimping him out as a stripper at the fag bars because he’s quite a handsome guy.   Unfortunately he has a 6.5 inch dick which is not a selling point for stripping.  Damned his pin dick! he is so going to suffer for this nuisance!

 Of course, then there is simon.

Egads!  you brits are always SOOOOOO fucking homely!! WTF!!!?!?!  This guy is in dire need of some manscaping.  What is that pube jungle between his thighs??   you are so nasty looking, simon!

Yay that $500 worth of crispies got here safely.  unroyal fool is as an untalented of an artist as he is a poet. hahahahahaha!

I also just snatched $400 from jewish piggy’s checking account.  Got a bunch of shit off MY amazon wishlist, some garden stuff like telescoping pruning stick and retractable garden hose, shop vac, small table, funky lamp and some other shit.  Lots more things for you boys to buy, though!  doomed brit sent a pathetic $50 tribute and simon sent $100 too.

I have some errands and appointments to take care of but I should be back later tonight. 

Yeh  (name of slave removed)  just sent $1,000 smackaroos.   We’ve made a deal that I won’t reveal his nickname because he’s a huge whorebag and tons of Dommes will be on his ass if they they find out.   IF he pays $1,000 more on tuesday, I will keep him anonymous..however, if he DOESN’T pay up by tuesday, I release the name and an angry swarm of moneydommes and Niteflirts will descend on his ass.  hahahahaha! 

I LOVE getting $1,000 donations I guess when it comes to tributes–I’m a total sizequeen!  Got a few things off MY wishlist included a little table, shop vac, bathroom accesory set.

louZer! Where the FUCK are you!?  I know you are reading! Send ME $500 you furry little fat fuck!

mrobot sent another $100 too.

  ho hum..kind of a quiet day today.  We had plans to get so much done today..but instead..we’re just laying around. Relaxing.