ALERT: Sad day on the farm.  Vacation is going to be shorter than planned. 🙁  We have to leave sunday because they are evacuating all the tourists.  BoooHoooo!  Oh well.  Guess I’ll just have to party it up tonight and tomorrow. 

Holy Fuck!  We are having an incredible fucking time.  So far the weather has rocked every day.  Womens Week kinda sucks though because all the lesbians got scared of the weather and didn’t show, so there are only a few hundred lesbians here.  I was really picturing the place swarming with women but it’s really not that way.  I’ve been partying up with breeders every night and I’m too drunk most of the time to care.   We are talking some serious Princess Gone Wild.  Last night I signed two straight girls tits because they were told I was a famous women’s wrestler and wanted My autograph.   I didn’t have the heart to tell them the truth and besides they had great boobs.  Somewhere in the Keys, 2 girls have Princess Sierra scrawled across their boobies.   Anyway, I’m really loving Key West.  It’s really a relaxed atmosphere, it’s very gay friendly, you can walk around the streets drinking and every one seems to be around our age.  Holy hell, My feet are INSANELY swollen. Why the fuck does this happen every time I go on vacation?  Actually I think this is the worse I’ve seen them ever.  My feet and ankles look sprained they are so swollen up.  It really pisses Me off because it makes My legs look bad when My ankles are all swelled up like balloons and My gorgeous legs are so tanned right now and I have some sexy sandals to show off.  Anybody know anything I can do quickly to reduce it?

 Meet My future wife. 

 I don’t know Her name.  She’s some straight girl from the burlesque thingie they had going on last night. I obviously thought she was super cute because I have like 40 pics of her on My cell phone. haha

OH and do you know what ELSE???  I checked My email to find $5,000 from simon!!!!!!!!!!!!  Out of the blue, impromptu $5000 all at one time!!! he was all drunk and desperate and sending cash to Princess all on his lonesome without My help! hahahahahahaha   I got paid $5,000 TO go on vacation and I get paid $5,000 WHILE I vacation!  SERIOUSLY I’m SOOOOOO awesome!!

I FUCKING LOVE IT, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kisses to My feet, biotches.  I’m off for vacation yet again, while you stay in your mundane life, toiling and working to earn more cash for your GODDESS.  Adieu, MY little adorers, MY worshipper, MY things, My toys, My property. 

Donate big and donate often while I am gone because I want another vacation come May!  Those of you with My cell phone can send Me fun little texts like this:  “Hi Princess, party on! i just sent you $500!”  “Greetings Princess, i hope the weather is fine in Florida. $1,000 is on it’s way.”  “Hello Most Adorable and Wonderful One, tribute has been sent. p.s. i suck in 5 languages.”

Well hopefully the weather won’t be too crappy.  I’ll probably check in a few times..but who knows.

$500 from shitenstein and $500 from vintage furfreak. Sweeet!

shitenstein! Where did you go? you were suppose to come back with your shaver, your vodka and your credit card.  Me and MY girlfriend were sitting here waiting to watch you destroy yourself on cam while we have fun fleecing you on EVERY level!  you look soo nuts when your head is shaved.  Did I tell you, that your hair is like your only good physical trait? Yeh, you have wonky teeth, you are shaped like you escaped from a refugee camp, your face looks like it was pulled through a taffy machine and you’re as interesting as a pile of dried bird turds, but you have good hair. hahahaha  That’s why Princess must take it from you.  So give ME another ringring tonight, you self-loathing, bipolar alcoholic heapO’nothin! hahahahaha I want another $500.

randy the hump back freak, you called and didn’t call back when I told you to. you just earned $100 penalty on top of your regular phone call freak fee.

tittyboy is running around work with fucking bandaids on his ears wondering why everyone is staring at him. HAHAHAHA!

Oh check out the fucking hurricane that is going to hit florida.  My vacation is probably gonna suck ass weatherwise.  At least I will be surrounded by soggy lesbians.  boohoo.if we do get stormed out, I will just have to SCHEDULE another one.  Hi hairlip, I’m waving to you My little easy mantoy. heehee!  K I have all kinds of running to do today.  I have a lot of work to do. I have to hot-sync MY phone, run to Sprint and get MY treo looked at because it’s not charging when I plug it in.  Then I have to get My pedicure and MY manicure, pick up some boxes at Fedex and tan.  The come home and collect free money from goobers like you.  Phewwwww I dunno if I can handle another stress-filled day like this one!

Lalalalalala! My life is soooooo fucking amazing!  heehee Sucks to be you. FOR REAL!  Smooches to Myself!

Yay! I got another $1,000 today from george! Always a pleasure snagging your money and maxxing your card, georgie.  $1,000 donations always make ME so giddy!! 

Hey fagarina! I got you gas and cash cards. We love them!  I expect more was sent on sunday.  Eeny teeny peeny assured Me that it will happen.


tittyboy got his ears pierced today and went to the busy mall in FULL drag.  Sucks to be him!!  I might be heading to bed early, so I might not be available for calls tonight.

Shame on the rest of you!  As soon as I post that I required $1,000 more  for scooter and dining expenses in Key West, hairlip was the first to respond by sending the entire amount plus $100.  he has sent a total of $5,100 for MY vacation and is solely responsible for financing it!  Think of it!  What a lucky sucker he is and what a WORTHLESS fuck you are!!    So when We are on vacationing, soaking in the rays and sipping froufrou drinks, he’ll be the ONLY slave we will be laughing about and clicking our little glasses together, toasting his stupidity.  The rest of you.should be jumping out of windows and dangling from nooses right now, because you are such failures!

stockingtop fuck. Shut the fuck up! you send a minimum of $1,000 or you dont talk to anyone in MY crew EVER again!!

HAHAHA Me and teeny peeny are manipulating fagarina for even MORE moola!!  We will be collecting another $200 on sunday from him.  As soon as I get this video clip loaded of eeny teeny peeny you can all meet him! hahhaha!  Update:  Trying to load his video on porno tube..until then you can wait for it to load here. But it might take awhile.

Ooh another pair of Ed Hardy sunglasses showed up today. They are so cute too!

Update: pedro sent the $200. 

Guess what?! It’s time for our KeyWest vacation already. We dont even have a week and a half left!  It almost seems almost too soon to go again!  But we are!!! This vacation was paid ENTIRELY by hairlip!  Give him a round of applause! But guess what, boys? I think we need another $1,000 or so for spending money and scooter rental and food and stuff. SO hop to it! Yay so much fun for the PRINCESS and sooo much spending for you!!!!

 So I got a new hair slave.this one is curl bitch. he is addicted to MY natural curls and to spoiling them!  Come back curl bitch! I have more shopping for you!!   hahah fagarina has been totally on one lately! We’ve been getting lots of cash and gas cards sent to us by him. he’s gonna be so in debt this month!! hahaha but we don’t care!!  Me and eeny teeny peeny  his alter personality have been in total cahootz and have been plotting against him!

oliver twisted: I know you are watching again.because that’s what you do.  I command your smelly, foreign penis to get stiff immediately and send ME $500 NOW!

So ukraine sent $500 today and I have been doing a lot of shopping with vintage furfreak!  We just spent like $300 on skirts and I will be very busy today looking for more cute stuff for him to spend his money on! pedro has lost about $400 and he owes ME another $200 because I let him see ME on cam for 2 minutes.

tittyboy gets both his ears pierced! he gets to go to the mall in full drag to get them done. fun fun!  he’s doing this right in his hometown mall! I hope someone recognizes him!

 Who was they guy named richard who sent $200 a few days back? I just found it in MY email.but don’t know who you are.  Send more!  This new foot guy paid $300 for a picture of Me with My toes with a french pedicure.

Hey boys! Miss Me?  Sometimes a Girl just needs to shut off Her yahoo and HIDE from the fucktards!!!   I’ll be around to buttfuck your wallets all the next few days!  Turn around, bitches and assume the position.  Yay My handsome slave went to his first gay stripper troop to try out as a stripper. They told him his body was good but he needed to work on his dancing! hahaha So he’s watching lots of gay stripper movies and practicing on his webcam.  you fags would LOVE him!  My new table is suppose to arrive any day  now!