you OWE ME  ANOTHER $1,500!  I know your horny ass is reading this!  Call MY cell phone.  I will be waiting to collect MY cash.   you can run, but you CAN NOT hide!

Well I’ve had a good ol’ time fleecing you faggots this week!

Here’s a screenshot of just SOME of the payments I have received the last few days.  This doesnt count amazon gift certificates,  clothing shopping, green dot payments,  keen payments and payments from this other payment method I use once in awhile. 

Im moving My work-out time a bit later for the time being.  I think Im going to start going to the gym around 9 to 11. We will see how that goes. OMG did you see tittyboys adventure at Octoberfest?? hahahaha What a little attention whore. he so secretly loved every minute of it. he rode the bus dressed that way and asked cops for directions! Nobody even commanded him to do that. hahahahahahaha!

Update Sept 19:  Since this entry is so short I thought I’d just add My friday brag list right here!  oliver twisted just sent Me $1,500!!  SierraIsGod sent $400. Damned! I’ve been having a great few days. 🙂  Don’t be too jealous, bitches!

oops ali mc loser actually sent $1,500. Here’s a screen shot! Click to see it!

And I just got $1,000 from shitenstein!  FUN for ME! Oh and $175 from stuart.  Hoorah.. Oh yeah, forgot to mention that loser who called and begged ME to turn on MY ignore line on Keen. He paid over $400 to listen to Me and MY girlfriend fight over what channel we were going to watch on t.v. and yell at her cats. hahahahaha! Hot stuff wasn’t it, freak?

pedro sent $300 and 44 fucking offline messages. What an obsessed freak!  ali mcfucker just sent $500 make that $1,300!  hahahahaha Fuuuuuck you ali mcfuckstain!!!  It was sooo fun taking your cash!  eeny peeny teeny just snatched $300 out of fagarina’s wallet and is sent it snailmail. hahaha!  Way to go eeny peeny!  I’d high 5 you, but you are a penis..so that ain’t happening.  hahahhaha!  Oh I heard about fagarina’s little loan he is getting!  eeny peeny: call Me when fagarina is asleep and I have a little plan up MY sleeve!  muahahahhahaha!

Wow we had some crazy wind storm and over half of ohio lost electrity for days!  Did your lives flash before your eyes???  Princess fan..I recognize your ip everytime you leave an anoymous message begging for more photos.  Really? Do you think that’s the way to get JACK SHIT out of ME, bitch??? Get this straight, fucker!  I COME FIRST! you COME LAST!  Bitch your needs don’t fucking matter!! EVER! Eat shit and die, mother fucker!!

There are a shitload of tributes I lost track of since  My update before the black out.  Now it’s time to get serious, fuckers! Whip out those wallets!!

Oh I just had a GRAND idea! I think I’m going to make tittyboy get MY gorgeous face tatoo’ed on his body. 

Someone buy Me this hat.

ali where is that $500 you promised?? you BETTER FUCKING SEND it!

 $500 from that lame ass arabian.  Oh My God he has the biggest birthing hips I’ve ever seen on a guy.  Send another $500 you raghead faggot! yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi, girlfriend!

moneyslaves, I’m hoooooooooooooooooooooooome!

Yep we are home safe and sound.  I get home and some drunk ass guy from Cleveland sent Me $2,500. he calls all super inebriated and says he’s been obsessed with MY site and he’s drunk and in town. I guess he was overwhelmed knowing that he was in the same town as Me and was major stupified.  I got the cash out of him and then poof he disappeared! hahaha  I’ll make screenshots later.

My feet are going back to normal.  It must be mostly water because I lost 4 lbs over night and am starting to feel better.  O M Geeeeeee!  We are SO totally going back next year!!  We loved loved loved this place and had so much fun with the group of women who stayed in our bed and breakfast. We’ve all pinky sworn that we would come back and do it again next summer.  I’ve had a lot of good vacations but this was probably one of My favorite because of the hysterical group of new friends we met.  We laughed our asses off the entire time. Good times!

 Someone buy Me the black island wedges right now! These shoes are so incredibly comfortable!  Somebody bought these and I’m in love with them because they are like walking on clouds.

Ooh it’s starting to get scarier.  The island totally emptied out and they are nailing all the stores and bars shut and we are scheduled to evacuate tomorrow.  Some people can’t get tickets out!  Holy fuck.  The hurricane is coming!

Omg something is wrong with Me.  I am sooo bloated. My feet are going to explode.  I can’t fit in any of My shorts. I’m going to pop some water pills tonight and when I get back home.I’m going to pop all of you! I am retaining so much water.  My ankles, feet and gut look like My Tia Maria’s!  I’ve had so much fun but I am ready to come home and take a decent dump!  Oh that’s fucking gross, isn’t it?  Yeh whatever, bitches. Suck it up.  I’m drinking a planters punch in case you all didn’t notice.

When we get back we are both going to start some new aerobic and circuit training classes.My girlfriend is even going to go to the gym this time.  That’s a first for her skinny ass.   We are starting hardcore tuesday.  I found a place that does step aerobics. Yeh! I miss Me some step aerobics.  Nobody offers it any more. It’s always yoga and zumba.  Whatever. I want 80’s step aerobics!  I wanna grapevine to the Bangles and Huey Lewis. heehee   So I’ll be back to fixating on fitness and diet for a few months.but you know how that goes. Pass the peanuts!

Woot woot!  Go make a donation, asshole!  When I get home, I’ll be booking My next vacation!

simon answer My email asap! stewart I saw your tiny little donation. That is some tragic shit!