For those of you who are scared that your mummies or your wifies will see your charges, I am accepting amazon GC’s right now because I still have a lot of christmas shopping to do.  (blah)  So now you have no excuse not to shop for ME.  your wife will think you are just christmas shopping for your friends and family..not your Dominatrix, Owner and Abuser.  heeehee!

LOVE these workout pants.  They run small so I need XL in black/black.  Already have a pair and they are great! Finally, LONG work-out pants! hairlip

Stacking rings from Etsy get size 6.5 hairlip

Just got $300 from senor doggy..but guess what senor doggy..I said $500!!! So send the other 200..PLUS the fees for ILoveu IOU game!
stewy, you said another $500 was on its way and I have yet to see it? Also how did you send the first $100 tribute you sent?

toiletbrush! We need to finish shopping and correcting some shopping errors and exchanges. The bolero was too big. I need to see if I can exchange it. Also I think you are just going to have to send the money for the latisse because it looks like they aren’t going to ship to a different shipping address.

K Holiday weekend is over.  I’m back and ready to kick ass and max cards!

Priority!!  Someone get me a Netflix Gift Certificate.  My last gift subscription expired.  Choose  the 3 movies out at once for 6 months or a year.  ( a year would be best).    Get to it fast, because I don’t want to be billed in the second week of December! hairlip to the rescue haha!

screwy stewy is always so amusing.  I’ll be trucking around town or out at dinner and check MY email and will get an email from him begging to send cash.  he sends $500 and goes to bed.  Easy as that.  Just made  $500 before finishing My salad. teehee.

Wearing My Honkin’ new Moonstone Necklace

courtesy of hairlip

$600 from loopy for legs and items keep disappearing off My shopping list.  skinny ugly nerd, you still owe ME that $200.  Send it! you can thank fatmac for My lovely manicure.  he pays for Mine every other week or so.  So I’ve been on a moonstone kick. I love moonstone.  I thought this was going to be more Rainbow Moonstone that has more blues in it.but actually I think it’s Silver Moonstone. Either way.  It’s lovely.I’m sure I’ll be over at Etsy searching out even more Moonstone pretties.

Getting a gym membership again, so need new work-out clothing.

Wave buh-bye to My honkin’ boobies.  Although I lost a  few lbs and am pretty much a solid 11-12 now.I’ve been watching MY food and not working out much.  Once I get to hitting weights hard, the boobs will drop down a bit..but My waist gets so tiny and I get a 4pack, it’s well worth it!

BUY ME WORKOUT CLOTHING!
Nike Shorts size Large fagarina
Nike Pants size Large-Long fagarina
Adidas Pants size Large-Regular
Nike Long Bra size XL hairlip
Adidas Polo Shirt L Black and White fagarina
Nike Performance Tee size Large hairlip

There’s also more work-out apparel on My amazon wishlist.

Cowl Neck Top XL
Prana Top XL

WhiteHouseBlackMarket.com
RHINESTONE CAMI L
SATIN LACE CAMI L
COWL NECK BUSTIER 12
TUX PANT 12
BLACK JEANS 12

LEATHER BOLERO SHRUG toiletbrush

USA SLAVES!  Foreigners can’t shop at The Buckle!  Get off your ass and do some shopping!  The European minions are whooping your asses in the shopping wars!
BEAD TRIM TOP XL
LOTUS TOP XL
RIBBED MILITARY TOP XL

Well that  latex dress never came.and I’m not sure the email address or name of the dumbfuck who claimed to buy it.  Strange though, because other stuff that dumbfuck bought came.  So because the dress will most likely be mondo short on me..I want to custom order it so I can have a couple inches added to the hem.  So buy ME GIFT VOUCHERS for the item.  I will definitely being doing a photo shoot in this if it fits properly. Think I will get it in Turquoise

Omg .you little sickos would all have creamed your jeans tonight.  I went out tonight..looking way too hot.  Like I can go out to gay bars looking this hot, but every time I go in a straight bar looking like this..I wind up wanting to punch someone!  So I go out wearing the hottest little jeans and MY new sparkly belt that hairlip bought and this tight little tank and high boots. I walk into the place and I hear “HOLY FUCk!”  “JESUS CHRIST”   “Oh my god, I am in love with that woman! ” and all kinds of lame, gross little comments when I walk into a room.  This little fucker comes up to me while me and MY friend are seated at the bar and puts both hands on MY little waist and says,  “were you in a movie called ____ (I can’t remember the name of the movie)?   I use both hands and PUSH him hard away and say ” DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME!!”

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?!?!  REALLY??? Do you sick little bastards think you have the right to touch some woman in a bar before you even know her name??   I FUCKING HATE LITTLE BASTARD SHITSUCKERS LIKE THIS!!   NO SERIOUSLY!!!  I wanted to KILL somebody!!!!  DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME you unworthy ball-toting sicko’s!! I will fucking stick your shrunken head RIGHT up your shit stinkin’ ass if you dare!!   Seriously, I should be given a license to CLUB a man to death who dares TOUCH MY perfection!!!!  Keep your fucking MITTS away from ME, you deranged assholes!!

Love and Lollipops, spermbags!!

Got a new 23 year old slave who sent $300 and claims to be reading MY site since 8th grade! WTF?? Why don’t parents put nannycheck on their kids computers?  Do you want them to grow up and be freaks like you??!!

$1400 cash is coming in the mail from the unroyal fool.  With all the dick you suck, U.R.F., why haven’t you contracted AIDS yet? Come on, now.  Get it in gear!

MOONSTONE PENDANT hairlip
ONYX PENDANT hairlip

LATISSE 3 bottles toiletbrush

Shit! I got repeats because guys were so anxious to buy stuff from VS.  I’ll probably have to make some exchanges.
VS BIKINI SWIMSUIT screwy stewy and senor doggy
Oh I know it’s winter, but these are so cute! I want Strawberry Leopard!  Get the top in 38C and the STRING Bottom in Large

Another VS BIKINI SWIMSUIT screwy stewy
Top Large, Bottom  Side Ruched  in Large  in Classic Cheetah

VS STRETCH LACE TANK black in L screwy stewy and toiletbrush
BIOFIT LACE BRA 38C black screwy stewy and toiletbrush

Yep, you unroyal fool.  The hottest bitch sisters on the planet are laughing at you!!! Where’s that cash???