Ring from Etsy purchased by hairlip

Hi boys and toys.  I had a very long weekend between St Patty’s, a psychic convention and other weekend happenings.  Guess what happened this morning?  gayson called and lost $500.  he was suppose to call back in 5 minutes.  he dialed desperately 2 minutes later as I was running the charge — but I said 5 min.so I ignored while I finished up.  5 minutes came and no more calls.  Probably spewed already!  I don’t get this guy.he does this all the time!!  Well, I have no problem with it!  he’s super lame to talk to.  2 tweeks of his dick and he shoots and no longer wants to be a chatty faggy.  Oh well!  $500 in MY pocket and a puddle on his floor!

$$$pigs fat envelopes arrived! Yay!! And so did unroyalfool’s.  Me and My Girls LOVE envelopes full of crispy GOODNESS!!

hahahaha!!!

Have you ever made $800 while jogging on the treadmill?? I have!!  Well technically I made $500 and then I took a shower and fucked him outta $300 more!  Who’s the lucky freakito??  senor doggy! Well, this week we are calling him “crack whore” because he got all turned on thinking about seeing the sweat stain on My gray biker shorts.  I told him he would do anything to sniff My crackstain, he was addicted to crack and that he needed to pay his crack dealer! hahaha! Cha-ching!  Burning calories and burning through your boys wallets at the same time!  Kinda hard to text while jogging, but I managed. 🙂

$800 from sissy tommikins today!!  he sucked 2 more dicks tonight.  This man has sucked more dick than most porn stars.  Seriously! we can’t even keep track any more of his adult book shenanigans!  See ya next payday, tommy– on your knees, mouth few of man-goo and credit card out and ready for My maxxing!

$500 from weak loser 🙂 he’s only 25 years old and already such a hooked Princess junky.  Think of all the years of servitude he has ahead of him..PLUS he’s too scared to talk to Me on the phone.  Do you know how bad this little turd is going to have it for ME after a few phone calls? hahaha! he’s totally gonna be a lifer!

skinny ugly nerd!  I know you are out there and staring at My page.  I demand $400 pronto !  I will also be posting another video of your scrawny, emaciated body, you orthodontic nightmare!  I will not just punish you..I will punish all My readers who all have to view you!

Everybody keeps saying that I look different in MY latest pics.  It’s the side curls.  I had my hair entirely away from MY face..you are all used to seeing MY little curly Q’s on both sides of MY face.   My mother always said it’s a mark of true beauty in a woman who can wear her hair away from her face..because you take the average woman, slick back her hair, the truth is revealed.

The last few envelopes from $$$pig!  $1,500.and more is coming!  he’s been a very good pigglywiggly the last few months.  All you lesser pigs can raise your hooves and give him a BIG “oink oink, hurray!”  he’s a pigs’ pig and you’re just a selfish, sloppy ol useless sow that should be slapped on the slab, sent to the meat market, made into sausage links and served up on the Sunshine Platter to be gobbled up by some gray haired old lady at Bob Evans.

hairlip: Get this necklace from Etsy (from the same designer as the one I wore in My pic)  I like her wacky stuff.  Write CREALUNE in coupon box and get 15% off. $$$pig went gaga for our new pic and already has bought Stevie 2 items off Her list. 🙂  I’ll take cash for now, $$$pig.  Stare at MY pic super hard and decide the amount.  HAHA!

note:  Just got an email from $$$pig.  he also got VTG some new shoes and is sending Me another $500 cash!!!  Wow! you’re “Some Pig!”

This totally reminds Me of you, $$$pig.

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Well, Me and Stevie had quite the night out.  Guess what?  I won a trip for 2 to Vegas in  a drawing at the bar tonight. hahaha  I’m so fuckin lucky!  Look, what I’m wearing, hairlip!!! The necklace you bought! I love it! It’s one of My new faves!!

Me and Stevie decided we wanted a MAJOR shopping spree from pigsnot!  So we took some customized pigsnot photos! Lol

Here’s a close-up of his sign!  hahaha  Stevie drew the masterpiece..I have  no patience for such things.  pigsnot, we both expect a HUGE shopathon from your lameness!!

The piggy’s little teeth crack Me up to no end!

gayson mcfudgepacker got took for $500! I gave him a last name to commemorate his first anal fucking.  Congratulations, freak!

david b sent another $150..we finally decided on a new nickname for him.pinkywrapped.  toiletbrush sent $300 cash and is on a shopping spree.  So far I got that leather jacket,  around $200 worth of amazon, $42 on ebay, $325 at WhiteHouseBlackMarket and $260 at Cache.  I’ve got him on viagra tonight! Weeehaw! Two at a time makes him shop even better than one!

This new guy sent $300 today and I watched him humiliate himself by cam.  Ever see the episode ManBearPig on SouthPark?  This guy was ManBunnyFairyPig.  He had a pig snout, bunny ears and fairy wings.  Seriously WTF??  ManBunnyFairyPig fucked himself with a 2 foot dong and shot hotdogs out of his ass.  Quite disturbing!

MORE LOWES cards!  I want new flooring in the laundry room too.  So far the new closet it up, it’s painted and the new ceiling and lighting is almost complete.  Yippy!

hairlip I got the second necklace from Etsy.I love it too!!  Assignment for hairlip:  Time to shop for My all natural hair color again.   Get three #2’s and one #16.

$500 from oliver today!  I will take pictures of the $500 I received from $$$pig in the mail! 🙂  screwy stewy is back.  he recently said he was staying away indefinitely. hahahha!  stewy..have a few stiff drinks and think about how that TOTALLY didn’t work so well for you!  he made $100 donation and bought Me that new jacket.  Got another $400 from pedro and $$$pig bought VTG some great diamond earrings.

Remodeling My laundry room. That means MORE MORE MORE Lowes cards!!!  I know many of you bastards have Lowes credit cards–use them!
Will post more soon!

Saturday night I went out.dressed from head to toe in minion wear!  Knee high boots by paypig$$$, tight jeans by fatmac, top by senor doggy, purse by paypig$$$, wallet by paypig$$$, earrings by twinkie, bra by toiletbrush, necklace and rings by hairlip.  Even the creams in My hair, the perfume on My lovely neck and all My cosmetics were purchased by some silly little pigly!  Yo ho! Yo ho!  The Princess Life for ME!

Lots of boxes came today.  Lariat necklace and crystal wine glasses by hairlip, tops and jeans by twinkie,  VTG’s itouch from $$$pig.  Just got $300 from pedro.  $$$pig sent another $500 on monday!  he’s on a roll and we LOVE it!  toiletbrush spent about $200 shopping and owes $400 in cash.  Send, it toiletbrush!!  Don’t keep Me waiting!  Oh and the unroyal fool..who had vowed to never contact Me again.for the like 50th time..umm.contacted Me again and is sending $400 cashola in the mail. 🙂

fatmac I got your money for My nails . Fuck! I forgot to make My appointment.  Hopefully I will get them done Wednesday if not tomorrow.  I wanted to get them done friday.but My weekend was quite hectic.

mrobot and oliver!  Where the fuck are you two jackasses??  Snap Snap!  Time to get stiff and stupid!  Hand over those wallets.I have just stamped a big PAST DUE notice on your balding heads.

Oh yeh.I almost forgot.  The ukrainian had to pay ME $500 today while his wife was in the hospital pushing out out his screaming spawn child.  Seriously!  Sleet, snow or your child’s head poking halfway out of your wife’s birth canal..you STILL Pay the PRINCESS.  There is NO excuses for tardiness accepted!!  Kick the placenta out of the way and pay up, bitches!!  hahahaha!