ARGH! My front yard looks a mess! We totally tore out the front fence and a huge stretch of plants. The people who lived here before ME grew all this crazy vine across this fence and all these wild ornamental grasses and giant flowers. The vine was fucking everywhere strangling all the flowers which they had planted all zany. Anyway, now I have this giant tunnel of dirt across the lawn. I’m picking out retainer wall now. I’m thinking about doing some cobblestone looking stuff and natural stone for the walkway. The back is really looking lush now but I have projects for that too.
I’m obsessing with MY Home and Garden shit right now. I was out in the yard supervising most of the afternoon.
Got a new guy who spent $400 on ME plus his call. Good boy, for your first time. he seems like he’s going to be VERY easy to work into a permanent stupor. Haven’t thought of a name for him, but he sounds like a fag on the phone. dumbdog sent $300–he’s soo fucking boring to talk to.
Kinda a slow day, you fucking losers!
deryck wants to meet russell for some hot british boybutt licking and blowjobs! Yeah! Won’t they be the cutest couple!?
deryck and russell
russell when you see this, message ME. I want to hear you two have phonesex together on 2-way and set up a date for you two.

Just got back from My night. I had dinner here with a friend then went out for darts and a few beers. Christ, I have bad cramps today. I’ll send a pair of stinky socks to the first freak who can hack deryck’s computer.
For those on MY Princess Period Program: insert your extra absorbent tampons, boys–this week’s gonna be a doozie. I don’t feel too chatty. Fuck you all, My tummy hurts.

$400 from pornpie freak. This is the best part of pornpie-cam tonite. The fucking drunk bastard fell asleep while I was doing another call. cheesedick was a goodboy and sent another $300 today. Guess who just popped in and messaged? deryck  hehehe Now I have to start thinking up vicious things to do. deryck, go make a fucking donation before I go into “SPAZZ MODE.”

Oh, updated MY wishlist today. Shuffled some of MY fulfilled stuff to the Fulfilled WishList beerboy joe: you better get you FAT ASS into that amazon account and change your billing on that amazon order before they put MY shit back on the list.use your debit card instead. It’s on hold for some reason. If stuff goes back on the wishlist, I will penalize you TIMES 3! Understood? Yippy! pornpie woke up and bought Me the rug off MY amazon wishlist.
Landscaping this week. I have guys tearing a fence down in the front tomorrow and pulling up a long stretch of plants and vine I don’t want there anymore. Professional landscapers will be coming into to work on the front yard later in the week. This is going to be a large project. I want new stone walkway and dividers done around the house, new flowerbeds and have to spread some turf over where the fence and plants are removed. Then I want the entire back fence stained–which is enormous. I also plan to have MY guys do a natural stone pathway along the side.but I’m having the pros do the front stuff. I’m sick of the other’s people crazy plants popping up in funny places. Keep shopping boys! I have lots of Shit for you doofs to buy this week!

Amazon stuff have been disappearing off MY wishlist quickly. Good! I got almost all the towels overnight. Now we can concentrate on MY mattress. Start buying those BrookStone.com GC’s so I can get it.

Oh Im sooo pissed. They have a new Roomba Elite pro. It has a remote and I can make Roomba My bitch! It also has some other features like a wallmount and spotscrub. I want the new edition now. you can find it on MY sharper image wishlist.
You little fuckers need to buy it for ME and I’ll just give Mariah or a friend My other one. My mom says Her Roomba has “male vibes” and they named their’s “Roombo” or “Roombeo”.
friend to lesbians made a $400 donation and toejam freak did $300 and bored Me on the phone for too long talking about sweaty toes. cheese dick sent $150 ecount and a $50 omaha steak GiftCertificate.
One of MY guys cooked ME a very yummy dinner tonite. Some HOT pepper and cheese casserole and chicken kieve. I wanted something really hot to eat and these peppers were HOT! Turned out good. Must have gotten his feelings hurt with MY bitching about their shitty cooking and wishing for a chef slave.
I’m thinking about opening a members chatroom. I’m trying to get an idea what time would be best to hold it. you can leave comments so I can have an idea what time the majority of you freaks are around to do the chat–I’d prefer to kill as many birds with one stone. After work? Late at night? Weekdays? Weekends? I might have one or two freebie chats first and see how it goes..just ME and MY throng of addictees.

As I mentioned I am decorating one of My bathrooms. My waste basket, showercurtain, display towels and rug showed up today. twinkie just bought Me two large bathsheets, countour rug and and a framed print that matches the shower curtain. terrance bought the valance for the shower curtain, a set of candle sconces and a few small celtic decorations. toiletbrush got some more candles and 2 more bathtowels.
The rest of the matching towels are all here on amazon. Get them. I want them all swiftly.

I’ve also decided I was the temper-pedic mattress. I’m collecting gift certificates for it. Buy them here. Ship to: Sierra Horizons POBOX 28805 Columbus OH 43228
you can also make a donation for My new mattress. The total price is $1500.

Got lots of wishlist stuff to work on. Oh heehee made fatmac get My Mom’s girlfriend brand new hiking boots and a few things for Me. he’s so grateful for the opportunity to be used like a big ol’ bitch.

Company is gone. It was really nice seeing them.

$300 from russell the baboon and $300 from frenchie who’s been hiding. Both performed atrocious acts on their webcams. frenchie was especially amusing. russell’s performance sucked as usual. russell has the big time hots for fratboy. I need to get those 2 together for phonesex. toiletbrush got ME some steaks like I wanted! he spent like $110 plus shipping at Omaha. I could use another $200 order though. Peaceful quiet day Wow..I’ve been bragging a lot lately.must be cuz I got so much to brag about? heehee
Well, we ALL knew that already.

Oh My god. I just made these really yummy curry seafood crepes. you dont know how fucking rare this is. I never cook beyond tuna sandwich. Someone has to do it for Me. When I do manage to try a recipe, when I’m really desperate for good food and nobody is around to wait on ME, the meal ALWAYS fails miserably. These weren’t only edible, they were damned right tasty. My mother was floored. When Her visit is over, I’ll have a man cooking for Me again. I really need to nab Me a submissive chef. None of MY guys are really good cooks, but they are damned handy on the grill. …………. Well I think My domestic moment is over.
I had to go to the fridge in the garage and get MY own low carb beer last night!

I just got another $1100 out of beerboy joe! I can’t believe his creditcard company!! he maxxed this other card like a week ago and they let him go over $1100 on one card! We’re trying for another $300 as we speak. I didn’t know they just raised limits on maxxed cards like that! But I like it! Here’s beerboy posing with the cards I killed!
3:52 a.m. he got another $300 through!
4:30 a.m. Phew..still at it.and I’m Pooped! Got another $300 gc from him which I haven’t officially received yet and a pending $500 on his debit card.should know tomorrow.
Bringing us to the Grand Total of $3,700!