Picked up a few new freakies today. First we have a french guy who donated $225, bought his membership and spent around $100 on keen. Then some jaimey sissyribbons called and lost $200 plus his phone time. he’s out buying a webcam and fairy outfit for his first webcam performance. Monday is hair day. twinkie likes paying for My hair appointments and sent $200. twinkie, you havent written in your journal lately.keep it up to date. toiletbrush sent another $100 of tbone steaks. sissyboy is back.gonna help his lame ass set up his cam. toodles

HA! Look at sissy ribbons.
he thinks he’s a “hottie.” men are such delusional freaks!

No Farscape marathon today. Boohoo I missed the second part of it. It was early this morning. 🙁
Note to beerboy joe:
I know that you are having BIG TIME regrets today and you probably want to call and beg for a partial refund–being that you’re all broke and trying to get back with that girlfriend of yours and all. I just want you to know this. you CAN KISS MY PATOOTY, SUCKAH! That $1,500 is where it belongs. IN MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT. HA HA HA! Did I fail to mention that you looked extra homely on cam last night? It was really disturbing how your penis sorta imploded on itself when I took that last $500. Like right on cue when I got the authorization by phone. Ugh! Disgusting. It was like your dick was some morbid looking candle melting goo. Absolutely no projectile squirtage to it..your puny penis doesn’t have the strength to spew with purpose..it just sorta burps stuff out. UTTERLY REPULSIVE.

jimmy jismhand. DO NOT FUCKING EVER CALL ME AGAIN UNTIL you HAVE DEPOSITED $400 into MY account.

Yahooooo! beerboy joe just lost $1500!!! First he was trying to chew Me down from $400 to $200 ..then look what happened. I love it! he’s such a buddha-bellied bozo. russell gave up $100 earlier. I was gone most of the day vegging in front of the tv. Farscape marathon is on sci-fi. I’ll probably be doing the same tomorrow afternoon too. I’m going to bed! Niteynite freakos!

Update: easy agreed to $400. It BETTER be in the mail Monday, doofus.

yo turd birds! My VCR in MY gym pooped out and some of MY workouts are on tape. Here’s a cheap sony that will be sufficent for the basement.

BUY IT, bastard!
beerboy joe is so pathetic. he could only scrape $100 off his card! Fuck you, joey. your mama will be so disappointed. $300 from friend to lesbians. A big box of tbones and ribeyes were ordered by toiletbrush today. Busy with a few projects. toodle loo.

Yippy! Fun night for Me. I just got $800 from minion! That helps ease My little period pains. I’m in a good mood tonite. Me and a girlfriend had a nice steak dinner out and came back here and made homemade icecream and watched Farscape. Now I’m talking to minion and watching another freak on cam do a beer enema. I gotta go through some stores cuz another guy wants to shop.seeya check back later.

Back.watching this freak make a medical cast on himself. I had him cast his feet together. Waiting for it to dry. ho hum. Oh there are a few more piggy journals and “essays” added today. Check them out. Took another $100 from fagarina.

How fucking wild. I just got an anonymous $300 donation from israel. Guys over there are usually worthless.

Oh here are some of the result of MY D-day assignment.
The Essays.

russell you fucking sack of shit.your essay is only 200 words!
Now you owe ME 1000 word essay and a dollar for every word you fucking CHEATED on. $300 in MY pocket, pronto!

Get out that card you hawk-nosed rubbermothafuckah! START WRITING!

I’m on MY second day of MY period! you all know what that means, bastards!!
NO FUCKING MERCY!

Yeah I’m pissed and ready to kick ass and bang the bottoms out of those creditcards! toiletbrush sent $925 and still owes $2,000 for a begger’s fee. he is NOT accepted back. he’s just paying like the fucking BITCH he is. he’s paying to BEG. $200 from drunk tom. he just sent the money and disappeared. Thank fucking gawd, cuz I hate talking to that mother fucker. $100 from tormented, $500 from twinkie, 100 from fatmac for being male and $500 from amsterdam ham. I feel like a BITCH on wheels. deryck, you fagbastard! I know you got cash. Drop that donation before I fucking put MY sites on your head next.

All you subhuman male-turdthings have been given an assignment to write a 500 word essay entitled, “Why I am embarrassed to be male.” Email ME to it and the best ones will be posted. you are all be punished for toiletbrush’s offense.