HAHA Why does this shit crack Me up so?

NOTE TO GLORYHOLE BOY! you better email Me the address you want your used man-underwear going to.I have a few guys willing to send. If you DONT send ME the address where you want this shipped..I’ll send it to your house.which might not make your wife too happy. Hurry up and get back to Me!

Just got $400 from drunk tom. Yeah for Me. Boo for him. Right after his payment he just sorta stopped messaging..think he passed out again..cuz he’s idling. WHAT a LOSER! $400 from terrance who seemed to get some thrill from MY conniption fit from friday night. toiletbrush spent $300 on athletic wear for ME and some expensive face powder. Just sent My to-shop list to fatmac for a shitload of casual play clothes. fatmac the procrastinating 1-ton shopping bitch, forgot a small order of goodies he was suppose to send..so he not only had to reorder the items.he’s going to get stuck with a few $100 EXTRA shopping opportunities. congratufuckinglations lardass! Get the stuff as soon as you read the mail, bitch! 3 more lancome cosmetics arrive today.not sure who paid for it.

fagarina lost $100 and got to be the singing tampon. I’m going to make him dress up like that again and make a video cuz for some reason this particular get-up really cracked Me up. I got to write some tampon songs for his video performance.

God damned. It’s still busy. Phone rang off the hook all day. That stupid piece of shit gloryholeboy sent another $300 today. Will someone fucking volunteer to send this fag some stinky male underwear??!
The carrotfucker popped out of seclusion and sent $400. he claims to be sending $1000 in the mail tomorrow..but I tend not to count MY monies til they are in My pocket. friend to lesbians did $200 on ecount and one of My old longlost guys named george (but I cant remember his nickname right now cuz he has been fucking AWOL for so fucking long!) sent $100. I made MY $1000 day quota so I’m pleased.
Some of My makeup got here..which one of you dumbfucks pushed the wrong button and bought ME that HIDEOUS orange eyeshadow???
This is like what close to $400 worth of make up looks like. http://www.ilovesierra.com/makeup.jpg Kinda sad, huh? People are starving in africa and I make you bastards spend $100’s of dollars for a handful of cosmetics. Ooopsie.

I’m still waiting for more of MY cosmetics to come in and I made twinkie spend another $60 on a few last minute items I wanted. I have to return some of the Dior foundation toiletbrush bought cuz its surprisingly too light and that orange Mac is SOOO going back for something else. I also got another webcam today that was on My amazon wishlist.but I deleted cuz I decided I didn’t want it. Guess somebody ordered it before I deleted it, because it showed up today. I think it’s a $75 camera. I’m not sure.I might return it too, cuz I’m pretty happy with the pictures My webcam takes now. Also got this crazy little webcam bendie stand today.

Where’s russell?? Hmm that little bastard must have gone back to see his fucking therapist!! I SAID NO FUCKING THERAPIST you INSANE BASTARDS! I AM your COUNSELOR AND GUIDE! I TWISTED your little fucking minds and I dont want some overpaid crackpot quack trying to unravel the knots I put your brains in! UNDERSTOOD, bitches? A therapist is just someone you PAY to pretend to give a fuck about you. I think it’s much nicer to pay someone who honestly DOESNT give a fuck about you!
Don’t you agree?
Maybe I will call russell’s business partner and ask for his email for a “business proposition.” That reminds ME..I need to finish dicking over beerboyjoe.

I’m posting this pic up here again..cuz I like to see it when I open the page..awwwww..I’m such a thing of beauty.

Crazy bastards popping out of nowhere. I just got $400 from some total drug-popping freako spazz-monkey. One of those fuckers who DESERVE to be made miserable!!

Got $200 donations on My fund-a-friend thingie from a new guy. I haven’t picked a name out for him yet. you know who you are though. I want that webcam RUNNING TONITE! you and I have some shopping to do this evening. AND LOTS OF IT.heehee

$50 from kevin and a beautiful giant bouquet from toiletbrush.

I’m going to go shake MY precious booty downstairs in MY gym to some cardio workout.
All My laughter and scorn!
XOXOXO–NOT
Princess

Suprise delivery today! A box had been delivered to My neighbors accidentally and they brought it to ME today. 2 temper-pedic pillows from twinkie. I already have the unformed pillow but decided I wanted the formed one too and one for MY friend, Morgan. $240 for 2 friggin pillows. But My head is worth it. Maybe I will raffle off MY old pillows. I could see one of your pervs cuddling up with MY old sleeping pillow at night, or perhaps you could add it to one of your Princess altars.
EUREKA! twinkie also sent ME MY new Holy Grail leave-in conditioner! OH MY Gawd I love this stuff. It’s the blue botttle. I also included the eyecream he bought and 2 bottes of So-Soft hair conditioners that fatty sent in the photo. (My Holy Grail conditioner.) I’m always in search for the Perfect Princess hair conditioner. My curls are MY glory.My curls are My toil. Here’s a picture of one of MY hair product closets. Mind you, I have another one in the bathroom which is hairproducts/skin products and cosmetic closet, one in a armoir over the toilet, a smaller one downstairs and a shitload under the sink of ones I really dont like and I’m STILL making you guys buy Me more. HA!

toiletbrush just spent $300 at VS buying sweaters and nighties and stuff,$90 for a pair of pants at longtallsallys and $120 worth of dior and clinique makeup. twinkie picked up a few more cosmetics too –maybe like $65 worth. fatmac, just purchased MY $35 foundation makeup as ordered . That might cover all My new makeup orders. I’m tossing ALL the old shit and want all brand new high-end cosmetics. I think I got over $500 worth of cosmetics in the last few days

ATTN ARTHUR FROM SWITZERLAND
Contact Me ASAP your creditcard is having problems and your last call did not go through. Call ME with a new card before I go through the roof.

Just got $200 from tormented in spain. God, he’s funny. he whines like he is in such misery. Quite amusing I must say. I think I will be able to get more out of him later today.

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monseieur poopoo, today when you bought the Video SpendaRama it looks like you accidentally entered your information TWICE because I got receipts that you bought 2 of them. teehee. As a reward for your sickly behavior last night on the phone, I am NOT going to give you a refund for your error. HAHA. So that’s another $400 for Me on top of the $800 you spent last night!arthur from zurich paid $75 and I just got another anonymous $25 donation from a stephen. I forgot to mention the $25 spewy tax tim from pittsburg paid a few days ago..I wonder why I friggin forgot a measly 25$–go fucking figure. timmy is going to be giving himself a habenero enema on webcam. Let’s hope for no casualties.

sissybaby, I want pictures of you taken today to add to your diary. Work in your diary and tell the world about your fellatio adventure last night. Go buy a polaroid camera, because you are getting proof pics of your next cocksucking fiasco.

It has been busy as hell! Last night when I got back from the bar, my phones were ringing so much I could hardly do calls because of all the callwaiting beeps. I was trying to juggle 6 guys phonecalls at one time. I’d make one hangup, take the others call for 10minutes, make him call back in 15 take the other guys call at the same time typing away online making other ones visit My donation page and shop. I didn’t get to bed til 6 a.m.! Sigh..sometimes exploiting the masses can be so tiring. heehee
Tonite pornpie freak is going to be a pussycat on cam. It might be a late show because I think I will be going out tonite again. As usual he’s agreed to another $300. Yeah for Me!

Got a brand new french freak named monseieur poopo. he’s been reading MY friggin site for 2 years and never donated! But tonite.he finally got the balls to contact Me and lost a total of $800! Oui oui!
sissybaby doll sucked black dick tonite and just donated $200! gloryhole boy sent $200 and then was allowed to buy this outfit at fredericks and these sleazy boots to wear on his video debut. Who wants to mail a pair of stinky underwear to gloryhole boy? men undies..real ripe ones, skidmarks a plus. Email Me and I will give his shipping address if you are serious in sending your tidywhities to gloryhole.
toiletbrush sent more flowers and bought Me another Farscape DVD, some expensive eyecream and a webcam flexstand and also signed up for the $50 per week lovetax. terrance got ME a webcam and sonic-care toothbrush heads off MY amazon wish. Got $25 from anonymous guy from japan of all places and one from jeffrey in florida the other day that I forgot to mention. Snagged $50 from fagarina when he wasn’t looking. teehee

Had a blast tonite. Got in really late and was bombarded with drunken idiots on the phone as soon as I walked through the door. Im in a great mood and had a fun night. Time for bed for Princess.

I’m tired. harborslave’s $200 showed up today, gloryhole popped up after seeing the tubetop picture and spent $450!worship on yahoo sent $175. I’m too tired to go into details. Been talking to freaks nonstop. Fucking phone is finally dead.
niteynite