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russell the baboon –he’s once. twice. 2 times the loser!

and I haaaaaa-aaaate you-oooooooooooou.

Some of you might notice that russell has taken to talking to himself in his journal and has now splintered off into 2 equally repulsive morons. haha
Read his journal.
russell says he’s paid 300-400 the last couple month’s but I believe he’s paid 500. Maybe a bit more.but it’s CERTAINLY NOT ENOUGH! Both baboons owe $100 each.pay up you stinking bitches!

Anyway, watch russell crack up before your very eyes.

p.s. russell. I didnt like your rude post to cumfag so I edited it for you.

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fuck you doughboy :)

Slept in til 1:30 today. I was up too late doing calls.fucking last night all the freakos were out. It’s strange how you fuckers all get the urges on the same nights. I actually fell asleep on pornpie freak again. hahaha I see a pathetic little offline message from beerboy already begging for a refund cuz he claims he cant pay his rent. beerboy, haven’t you learned by now.whenever you ask for a refund in your next-morning guilt-ridden bout of reget–the answer is ALWAYS, “FUCK you, doughboy!” ??

Have a nice day!

p.s. My site was down a few hours today. They are doing some DNS changes. There might be short interruptions today and tomorrow–but they aren’t sure. Me and My friend Jen who I havent seen for awhile are going out to eat Greek food.
Later masturbators!

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Princess sticks beerboy joe for 800!!

Update: Watched Xman 2 with a friend and ate pizza. It was better than the first one. Yeah beerboy joe called and sent another $800!! Yeah!!! That little fuck is still on MY shit list cuz he sounded like he was goinng to drop another 1000 and then ran away all scared.
pornpie freak just popped up and sent $300. here’s his newest outfit.

A cigerette fetish guy called and spent $150. I couldnt get any of the shit done I wanted to tonite, I had calls for hours straight.I’m exhausted now.

Still plugging away on Our new forum board. We will be hosting chats there too. It should be interesting with so many dommes in the room.
Ugh.I’ve been up all night working on AllStarDom stuff.now we’ve got to do traffic stuff and link up everywhere which each an enormous chore. We’re all really slammed and stressed out from the workload but excited that we have our own forum without any boys running it. Yeah for US!
Start getting ready for the holidays because we are going to have guys entering the Christmas photo challenge.
I want some really crazy Christmas gitups.of course fagarina and pornpie will probably be entering but others of you who want to participate can contact ME and be given a creative Christmas costume if you are too stupid to come up with one yourself. I want a bunch of little sissy elf pictures!

french to be used happened into the board and I weaseled him out of $200, some new guy named strangelittlecock donated $200 and friend to lesbians sent $300. harborslaves little $100 came in LATE! Kinda a slow day in the prezzie department. Boo!

My water fountains came toiletbrush, but I think I got to return them, they sorta make funny mechanical sounds instead of pretty tinkly nature sounds. My package from Bendels finally showed up too.

Ok.Im NOT promising this on stone.but I might do webcam on Sunday.perhaps waay late Saturday night when I get back. Again..do not come whining to Me if I don’t.cuz you all know how I lose track of time and forget about MY promises.

Ok gotta run!

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Lucky Members Get to See the Couch Pictures

I decided to finally post the couch pictures all public. Members can find them here.

I think Im going to make toiletbrush buy ME a gift every day til Christmas–starting 12 days before Christmas. Who else wants to volunteer for the 12-days of Princess Christmas shopping spree? What better way to show your friends and family that they mean far less to you than your PRINCESS does?? Spend all your Season’s Gift Giving cash on ME and buy them all dimestore cheeseballs!

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Christmas Bonus

Oh MAH Gawd! Did any of you see Queer Eye for the straight guy? The straight guy who wore the toupee looked TOTALLY like fagarina 15 years ago! I can’t believe the fucking resemblance. he even acted like fagarina–insecure, wimpy, etc.

terrance was the only one who made a really cool donation. he got a Christmas bonus and donated $1000!! Yeah!! fatmac is totally being bossed around by MY sisters who are totally taking advantage of him. Both of them are yanking on him like he’s a wishbone wanting to get the bigger piece. HAHA.
harbor slave called whining because he accidentally put $400 through instead of $200 last time and I didn’t give him ample credit. Don’t you forget you, little shit mongrel you owe ME another $100 TODAY!
smelly balls donated $300, toiletbrush bought Me a little indoor fountain thingie and twinkie lost $300.
Well bless MY soul..guess what stinky little queer crawled out from under his rock to day and sent ME $200? brad the fag. ABOUT fuckin’ time you limp-wristed dweeb. HaHa got some weirdo named richard donate $100 and then do a phone session on top of that. fatmac’s box of teas and foodstuff showed up today.

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faggy clip–New!

fagarina the tampon clip!

Oh remember that forum board I was telling you dumbfucks about? We’re almost done putting it all together.
We’re opening up the website in a few days.(Monday I believe) I’ll be moderating the Punishment/Humiliation board. There’s like 30 Mistresses all founding this website.it should be a lot of fun. I usually don’t spend much times on boards but I plan on partipating on this one. I’ll link it when it’s opened. I expect My slavies who partipate on these boards to be shining examples of what a sub pigslave should be.
Haha. Remember that guy I told you about who wrote that pathetic letter? The one with the creepy voice. Well now I make him talk in this crazy voice that sounds like bullwinkle on speed. It’s really fucking hysterical and annoys ME a lot less. I have officially renamed him barfbaby poopoo. he’s a spazz. Send ME $200 more barfbaby poopoo! Pronto you vomitous diaper-wearing freak of fuggin’ nature!

I’m watching some documentary on crop-circles. I’ll update later.

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beerboy busted for $850

Oh woes Me. I’m so fucking tired. It’s been a crazy busy evening. Phone rang constantly.
beerboyjoe called and lost $850

Ain’t he a vile lard ass?? I can’t believe that fucker comes back for more after the shit I do to him.

mister urban.DO NOT fucking call ME without contributing $400 FIRST, you psychotic bunghole. I DON’T FUCKING LIKE you. I DON’T EVEN LIKE SEEING your NAME FLASH ACROSS MY CALLER I.D. It PISSES ME OFF. I think I should be gifted $400 just to IGNORE your calls when I see them.

pornpie lost $400. he got a really fucking good outfit for tonite. he’s one of the “gnarly angels” GoPornPie!
$75 anonymous donation from someone,
$75 amazon gift certificate from this fucking WEIRD freaky that talked in this crazy fucking voice..you OWE ME another one you pissant! I didn’t fucking like you! Something about you gave ME the heebie jeebies.you can at LEAST pay extra for having a yucky annoying voice. $200 donation from smalldick SD.
Yo cumfag, I know your probably all depressed cuz I was too busy to talk to you.but that’s too bad you dickdrooling fagboy. you need to go RE-SIGN up for that monthly penalty fee I made for you.
Me and a friend were playing Sims all day, getting all fucking pissed. What an ANNOYING game.

Ooops forgot to mention that the guy from france did wind up sending another $75 to be less boring. Good boy. toiletbrush also just bought Me the $130 toothbrush off My amazon wishlist and that really weird freaky that talked in the strange voice sent ME another $100 GiftCertificate and this pathetic letter that was sooo fucking tragic I thought I would share it with the world:

“I sent you the 100 gift certificate as requested. You do deserve it more than I do. It really really hurt yesterday when you told me that investing in me is like investing in cow dung. It seems like a permanent kind of hurt, not the kind that goes away easily. I’m thankful that you mentioned me on your site. Thank you!

Otherwise, my life is kind of depressing . . . don’t have friends to speak of,
hardly see my family, my girlfriend and I are breaking up, i can hardly get it up for sex, when i cum my cum stays in my weiner for the most part – have to squeeze it out. I am proud to day that i do always eat my cum. I’m 45 years old, don’t have any children, never married. I do own 3 houses – well the bank owns them – 2 are rental 1 mostly paid off – so I feel good about that.

I’m working at home mostly and don’t go out much. Boy this is prety sad. I have to do something to improve matters, but nothing i try seems to work out. Is that the definition of a loser – or can i be more than that? ”

Yes, you are the epitome of loser.but you can be more than that. you could be MY property, MY door-mat, MY sucker, an improved man who has decided to stop WASTING his LIFE AWAY on himself, but dedicate it to the WORLD’s MOST WORTHY BITCH, ME! Until you do that, you will remain the miserable ZERO that you are today. Now go send another Gift Certificate and I might give you a nickname. HA!

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