Pull out that wallet, bitchpig!

porky from canada sent ME another $200 via partykey and still not a word from him. 🙂
Keep it coming, you silly sow!

Be sure to read the newest piggies journals. I have made an interesting reply to cumfag.
I have a boy re-calking the guest shower today. I’m going to inspect.
I’ll update later today.

Just got back from My New Year night out. Woohoo! Fluffy drinks.

Just got another $300 from pornpie freak. Wow, he’s been doing $600 a week for months now!

he had a little party with himself and 2 only friends to bring in the New Year. Click to see full-sized.
fatmac bought an Xbox for My sister.
$300 from terrance earlier today. fagarina, log into ecount and pay Veronica that $100 you promised.contact ME first and I will give you the email, you little pud.
Some stranger named “michael” sent ME $25 amazon gift certificate.yawn..surely you can do better than that? Get to it. twinkie did about $100 shopping for some more contact lenses and a few minor things.

I get My hair done on Monday so maybe I’ll do more pretty pics next week. I’m going to try to get the red highlights out again.

Just got a $200 donation on My partykey account from a complete stranger from Canada. Unexpected money from total strangers is always a nice surprise.:)

Well.today I went to procure the $2,000 beerboy owed ME.and he only had $500 in his account!!

HOW VERY UNFORTUNATE FOR him. I SNATCHED the $500 from his account.and WILL be devising an EVIL scheme to collect the rest owed ME.
Guess what, pigfuckers!? I just started MY period (twirling 2 SUPER-PLUS tampons like two rootin tootin handguns) and heads are gonna ROLL!

That silly ass baboon paid $200 today all the while chanting “im a monkey! i’m a fool! Paying Princess makes me drool!” sissy sarah said “tata” to $150. fatmac sent another $100 tand did some shopping.  toiletbrush has been given another sizeable monthly advertisement $ bill to contend with. Oooh fatty..you’re in deep doodoo. That Xbox game you bought Sister M wasnt suppose to be purchased until someone bought HER an X-box. Guess what? you’re a daddy! you just adopted ANOTHER PREZZIE!
jeff murray: you CLOSET COCK-GOBBLING PIECE OF SHIT! you have just been given your LAST CHANCE.
If you DONT suck when I tell you to–you’re OUTTA THERE! GO SIT ON THE BENCH, BITCH!
No cock, no dick, no servitude.

UGH! My womb hurts. Flipping MY TWO INTRUSIVE BIRDIE FINGERS AT you all.

Listing more of toiletbrush’s 12 day of Christmas gifts 2 work out shirts, 1 pair of workout pants, fine cheeses, Sims extension pack, eyebrow waxwarmer and eyebrow wax. I’m going to find a few more items today so he is totally caught up with that.

fatmac bought Me a really pretty new leather handbag, $25 of minor shopping and sent Veronica $200 on Her eccount. She’ll be very pleased. That fatmac is such a wimp! he got all twitterpated when he found out she said She wanted to “crack his skull in” for losing some of Her cash in the mail.

If you are a Mistress or Female and noticed that I removed you from My LJ friends list–don’t feel bad. I just was getting sick of the annoying men contacting Me from other people’s LiveJournal Friends Lists.

Yeah! Just got twinkie’s $500! I’m going to hop on the treadmill. Later.

(Later).Oh I think I forgot to mention that russell the baboon #2 sent Me a $100 bill and a card with a baboon picture on it. This is what baboon #2 had to say on his card:
“Here be wot u want from other baboon. Bye-bye- Baboon 2
Me a very clever creature hehehe”

Wow.I really do attract some nutjobs. haha

$400 came in the mail from sissyboy W.U. Here’s a picture of Me with sissyboy and baboon#2’s mula.

Send more sissyboy!

I’m officially DONE eating.

ewwww
Look at the yucky pakistine pooch. his place is icky.

Yet another $300 from pornpie freak. he’s playing the Ice “Queen” here. gloryholeboy sent ME $300 for MY xmas prezzie. gloryholeboy: Did you get your outfit? you better..Princess won’t bluff this time. Call ME so we can buy that gift with your Amex points pronto.

beerboy joe!

Oh, on Tuesday I will be snagging $2,000 out of beerboy’s account. he’s not too happy with the idea–but who gives a fuck? Go bitch about it in your journal beerboy..cuz there ain’t much else you can do about it.
neener neener

Ugh. Food is evil. I ate so fucking much, I am sick. I went off My diet for a week for the Holidays and will be starting up again the day after Christmas. Turkey, pork roast, potatos,yam, 3 kinds of pies–I ate everything. I have Holiday over-eating guilt already and it’s not even Christmas day.
haha get this. smelly balls paid $500 to hear My turkey fart today! Then he started moaning and groaning in friggin ecstacy. you men are twisted little fucks.