Oooh My womb.My friggin’ womb. My period is so bad. I’m going to go lie on the floor, crankcall beerboyjoe’s mama, Ellen and listen to CowBoy Junkies up superloud and think of ways of evil, twisted, revengeful things to do to deryck and beerboy joe.

FUCK you all! I can not even TELL you how incredibly menstrual I feel right now.

Serving PRINCESS IS TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIFIC!

fagarina jumping on his bed for joy cuz I told him I get his ENTIRE tax refund.

Update: Yoohoo boys! Look what I found for you little sissyboys. http://www.xdress.com/

Oh MAH FUGGIN’ GAWD! If you hate My guts cuz I’m soo adorable–I’m REEEALLY gonna give you reason to despise Me.
Let’s all say it, cuz we know it’s TRUE!
“PRINCESS IS CUTER THAN yoooooooooooooooooooooooou! Nothing you can doooooooo!” Neener neener Neener!

My little Retro PhotoRama is really turning out well. When I slap these babies in Members Full sized (I got this one 600×400) you putz are going SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED!

JOE DENTICE IS A BIG FAT COCKSUCKER who I WILL MAKE SUFFER!

pornpie freak made up for his absence last week buy spending a lotta dough on Me last night. Let’s see.. First he donated $400, bought Me a dress at trashy diva, bought Me this dress for the Retro photo project I’ve been working on, a pair of matching shoes and some nail polish. 🙂
fagarina lost his $100 that I forgot to mention and made this funny video of him begging for dick. easy has agreed to $400 and it should be arriving in the mail shortly. Been a little slow, I’ve been busy exacting MY revenge on a particular male sphincter.
Ya know, I’m sick of you guys calling during MY work-outs. I dunno why–but EVERY fucking time I start working out, the phone goes nuts. I think I’m going to start charging you buttfucks $25 each for just RINGING in the middle of MY workout and bringing down MY heartrate. My long skirt from versatile fashions showed up today–the one I had toiletbrush order to go with that custom overbust corset I am waiting for.
fatmac got Me the new “Firm” workout Deluxe Body Sculpting system 3 for around $120.

Doesn’t pornpie look like SUCH a major bimbo here?

Oh I’m no longer accepting any new Discover and Amex memberships. If you HAVE a membership being billed through Me privately , it’s okay.most of you guys have had those memberships for eons.it will still be an active subscription–I just can’t keep up with having to keep track of passwords for NEW, unreliable guys when it’s not part of the automated password admin. you either signup through verotel–where it’s all done for Me.or you’re outta luck. you can just pay to see pictures..but I’m not messing with tracking your password and your subscription manually anymore. There is just too much effort in it. Oh and check out the new subscribe page and photo. Pretty huh? I wish I had taken that damned barrette out though.

david from GA who used to be a regular contributer spent $500 tonite and the evening ironing his balls and sticking 10 quilting pins into each nutsack. Whatta blast! That’s what you get for avoiding your dorkly duties, bitch! you were BORN to pay ME! Maybe we should call you needlenuts from now on? Don’t forget to set up that webcam. you’re $500 was just “fab!”

Oh guess who just messaged? beerboy joe. Seems he has been reading My diary, cuz he commented on the support group comment–forever and ever lasted all of 1 day?? haha what a fucking addicted schmoe. Got another $50 from a newbie guy who performed on his cam for awhile today.he’s a big bore. I think I will fire his ass.
smalldicksd spent $100 for a new adaptor for My laptop I think I fucked the cord up. Just got $100 from the newzealand freak. he seems pretty polite and might have some potential.

Had a few beers and a great steak dinner with a few friends. Had a nice night. Had a boy over putting up some window shelfs for plants. They look great. Off to bed.

sooo sucks to be you!

$500 from tormented in spain who went nuts when he saw Me laughing at him on cam. Guess who came out of the woodwork? sideshow stevie who donated $125. I’m pissed at his ass for going AWOL. I was mostly upset about wasting such a fucking hysterical nickname on such a pisspoor piggy.

ooh lucky wankers. A hairdown picture. I absolutely never wear My hair down–I hate hair in My face.well besides My little curly shingathings. There’s actually a portuguese word for those solitary curlies I wear on the side..and it sorta sounds like shingathings.but I have no idea how to spell it.(or really pronounce it.) I need to call mom and ask her. Anyway, I sorta look like an 80’s rocker in this picture. I’m so used to wearing My hair with the sides pulled up on top that I feel unbalanced without it. pornpie freak was suppose to call and send his $300.but didn’t! That little fucker! I think this is like the first time in MONTHS this strange spazz hasn’t paid on friday night. you better have choked on a chicken bone or got in a car accident or something, BITCH!

Oh beerboy joe left Me a message on My yahoo messenger after being buttfucked out of the $800 the other night. he’s leaving “forever and ever and ever” again! What’s that 4 or 5 times in 2 months now? And he’s always soo very serious. Poor junkies–so fucking addicted. you little fucks should have a little support group. “Hi.I’m john smith.and i’m a PRINCESS-holic.” “HI JOHN!”
HAHAHHAHAHA you little fucks can all wear nametags, and sit in a circle and hold hands and tell your sorry life stories!

My GoldFish! May they rest in peace.
Oh boohoo! Sad day for Princess. My goldfish in My two ponds were thawing out and coming back out of hibernation and like 5 of them in one pond died. 2 were fucking like humungous! I think next year Im going to toss more of the plantlife out during the winter, because I think the plants produced too many toxins and sent MY fishies to heaven. God has smite My fish for picking on the mentally handicapped–janella/michella.
haha. Oh well, it was worth it. I’ll just make toiletbrush buy Me more goldfish when it is warmer. Toodles!

Just shuffling MY lovely picture up here so you can all gaze upon it as soon as the page opens. I like seeing it break across the top of the monitor.as glorious as the sunrise!

OOoh ..I didn’t think the day could get any dandy-er, until beerboy joe popped his blubbery little butt back up on his yahoo pager and topped My fun-filled day off with $800! he really seemed bummed when he hung up– distraught and depressed about losing control and his cash again!
All the better. Nothing is better than a “man spending his cash on ME” than a “miserable man spending his cash on ME”. teehee!

Update: Got $400 out of drunk tom. he passed out after like 4 minutes. Gawd what a LOSER! $50 from a mike in wisconsin–never contacted ME, just donated. Looks like he did an anonymous $25 on the 17th too that I never bothered mentioning. Now go do a REAL donation, mikey. $125 from a guy from NewZealand–he’s paid Me before, but I never bothered naming him because he doesn’t pay regularly enough. he claims to want to turn over a new leaf. We shall see.

Oh forgot to mention that I got another custom corset coming from meschantes to wear to a future shingding. That FUCKING deryck asshole had begged to buy it and then SHITTED out on ME after I had sent MY measurements and fabric choice to the designer. WELL FUCK you, deryck!! vintage-furfreak-fuckwad just picked up the tab. It was your RESPONSIBILITY, you fucking spazzoid sack of dung! you are SOOO going to be sorry. you send several thousand dollars and then a few days later yank your yoyo and become a little sneaky fucker. BOTH BIRD FINGERS in the air at you, bitch–cuz you are going to get EXACTLY what you deserve! I’ve done banged you AT BOTH ends this time. hardy fucking harhar!

Anyway, I’m getting this corset (with straps)in this fabric.

Just boogered tormented in spain out of $300. Had a really good work-out today. Time for a snack for Princess. toodle loo, turds!