(removed the pic–available in members only now)
Here I am in twinkies custom corset from meschantes. I got a little fan thing in MY hand but you cant really see whats in MY hand at this size.

UPDATE: Look what I got in the mail from beerboy joe. I got him drunk the other night and coerced him to drive to the post office stark nekkid and mail Me all his credit cards. I got his Sears, a Citgo gascard, a MC, 2 Visa cards,a Kolhs card and a Boston Store card. The friggin Visa and MCs are usually maxed out until he makes a payment, but it’s fun holding his little life in My hand. With beerboyjoe, I’m aiming for a BANKRUPTSY! Don’t worry,if I manage to get him to that point, I will force him to scan his bankruptsy papers so I can proudly display them on MY website. HAHA! p.s. I hate your ass, beerboy! I mean that from the bottom of MY heart. I think I’ll go fill up MY big ol’ gas tank on your little gascard soon. he also put in $390 deutsche mark he was collecting or something. I think its worth like $230? he didn’t have any real money left. Imagine that. you SUCK!

Just got $300 outta tormented in spain and $200 from friends to lesbians, $25 anonymous donation from someone in austria. $100 from easy and toiletbrush did some plant shopping for ME.

fagarina is INDEED locked up and completely chastized for those of you who have been questioning it. I know for a FACT and I have the keys. Just because he doesnt behave the way you would behave if you were chastized, does not change the facts. he sold his condo at My request, moved into a ratty apartment, decorated it like a 7 year old girl, ate shit on a cracker, sucked cock and has done everything I have ever instructed him to do. Living with a locked up prick is a walk in the park compared to some of cruel and unusual tortures I have inflicted on his sorry sissy ass. Although many of you sick fucks lie to your Mistresses and live a life of pretend-servitude, fagarina is a genuine and forthright in his wimpitude as they come. Don’t be too proud of yourself fagarina. you’re also a broke little bastard with the hairiest back I have ever seen. Everytime I check your checking account your lucky if there is $10 in there! Nonetheless, you have no money because I took it all which I find much more endearing than some of these loser fucks who have money and THINK they deserve to KEEP any of it for themselves. It is no great secret that fagarina is one of MY favorites. he has the least and gives up the most. Perhaps the rest of you can learn from him. Now I will have to counteract saying something nice about him by making him do something really skanky and disgusting. heehee. Say “please,” fagarina.

I’m going to head back outside and enjoy the sunshine. Yesterday we got a lot of yard stuff accomplished. houseboy painted some fence, mowed the lawn, weeded and sprayed. I even planted some stuff Myself! Put these pretty purple annuals in, planted flowers in the flower boxes on the back deck and a planted a shitload more summer bulbs in MY front beds. Think I am going to have someone lay mulch next weekend. My yard looks fucking emaculate.

baboon, I think its about time you made another donation you scary beast!
Anyway, I’m going to go run around. toodly loo

Yes! I just talked Sierra’s minion out of another $600 after a little cock and ball torture. nearly nardless was soo excited about accidentally overpaying ME $200 that he called today and dropped ANOTHER $200. $800 in less than 24 hours. Not bad, freak!
I’ve had phone call after phone call tonite–now My phone is dead. It’s been crazy busy. No more calls tonite!

I slept wrong or something and My back was sore today so I really couldn’t work out much. 🙁 Besides the sore back, it’s been a nice day. Went to the garden store and looked around for what flowers I want to get for MY flower beds. I really like having flowers in My yards. I got gobs of daffodils up now and tulips are just coming in. I’m going to make toiletbrush buy Me some plant stuff and some summer bulbs tomorrow. This weekend one of MY boys are going to be doing yard work for Me. I’m going to get outside and enjoy the nice weather and relax a bit this weekend, I think. These sunny days are putting Me in a good mood.

Hey dumdums. I’m accepting gift certificates from Versatile Fashions. I want around $300-400 of them for something I want from here. Get to it, bitches!
I just turned over MY first 100 miles on the truck today. That’s it for now. I’m pooped!

Updated the members area: I’m shuffling the preview picture up here again.

NEW GALLERY
$400 from pornpie freak last night, fatmac sent MY sister $125 through Her ecount, got MY box of tea from fatty too, and $300 more from twinkie who’s tweaked out by My truck and pics. heeheee $150 from smellyballs. sissy christina prepare to suffer MORE!
I’ve been very preoccupied with changing MY subscription billing. The good news is, I don’t think it’s going to affect old members. Everyone wont have to switch over. I’ll let everyone know in a few days when I have everything FIXED. I’m going to go work out for an hour before I head over to the dealership to drop off Truckzilla for it’s bed treatment.
Toodly loo.
UPDATE:
Yippy! Got CCBill going. Those of you who want to switch over to ccbill can cancel your memberships at verotel and resign up. Otherwise, supposedly all My old members on verotel aren’t suppose to be affected by the new policies and strange programs they are starting up. Old verotel users should continue to be billed and passwords will still be active. I decided to just pay the $750 for CCBill and go with something more reliable.

Damned I love My new truck! It’s kinda hard to park though. It’s so fucking big. I brought it in today instead of thursday and got the liner put on it and also the locking lug nuts. They totally washed and waxed it again too. It gets a lot of looks. It’s so purty. I need to find a Harley hitch cover for it–they have a Ford one on there now. I’ll add it to MY wishlist when I find it. Oh My custom Meschantes corset finally came today, but I wasn’t here to sign for it:( I’ll get someone to run to the post office tomorrow and get it. I hope it’s as pretty as I imagined!

nearly nardless another nutty brit sent $300 today. I distinctively remember you agreeing to $400, bitch! Fix it, before I make you sorry. p.s. I’m researching you tonite. 🙂 HAHA his $100 just came in–bringing his total to $400 today. HAHAHA! Did I fail to mention nardless, that you SUCK? KEEP up that binge drinking, dumdum!

UPDATE again:!! I have GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT news, nardless! That charge that you put through for $200 earlier and said “timed out” and didn’t work! IT DID WORK! So you didn’t just lose $400..you lost $600!
:Princess doing the bitchy shuffle:

Today I did this Firm 60min work out.

Let’s see that fucking piece of shit beerboy joe donated a PATHETIC $200 last night. he also sent his gas card in the mail. If he cancels the fucker ..I will make him WISH HIMSELF DEAD! I hate his ass.

$100 from a guy in NJ..I can’t remember if I chatted with this guy or not, but I see the payment in MY box. sideshow steve did another $200 today (checkout the size of his gut!), $100 from nick, $200 surprise donation from porky in canada and I just got $500 from Sierra’s minion. Update:..make that $700 from Sierra’s minion!!! Also got another $125 from sissy christina.

I have to go and get the bed of MY truck treated with some bed liner kinda stuff on thursday. Did a Firm Workout dvd today and an ab workout. I should get off MY ass and go do another work-out, but I feel lazy.

New members gallery coming! I’m going to wait a few more days before I post it for all members because Im still waiting to see waiting to hear from a few places about what billing service I will wind up using. Good boys will be allowed to see the gallery first though.
That’s a long thin paddle I’m holding but thumbnailed it sorta looks like a giant breadsteak. haha! you don’t know how many barrettes and pins I used to get MY hair up like that. That’s My hair just wound up in a simple bun. It’s enormous!
I pretty much stopped doing the pics when My hair fucking caved in on Me.
Oh well. This is the kimono-style evening robe that vintage furfreak bought sometime back, shoes by pornpie freak. Umbrella is by furfreak as well. Watched Gothica tonite with a friend. God it sucked. I have been sooo bad about working out while I’m ragging. We gorged ourselves on fried chicken and beer which only made matters worse. Starting sunday I’m totally going to get straight back into My fitness groove.

Hi loooosers!
Update: sissy christina was a good little sissy and sent $300. he also performed some hilarious acts on the phone. I have more planned for him tomorrow evening. Didn’t work out today at all–I was too crampy.

Got MY hair done yesterday. Turned out great!

pornpie freak night and $300, $200 from this crazy german fucker –what makes him crazy is after sending his $200 and probably wacking his load, he freaks out and sends ME one of those emails guys like to send trying to “throw you off their trail” or some shit. he says that the “caller” wasn’t him but a naughty employee using the company email. haha but the company email is an aol screenname that has “d/s” as his interests. I mean, really guys..”duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”. you guys are so fucking predictable and stupid, it’s not funny. Speaking of stupid, deadman dan is a total riot. he signed up for MY membership twice and has been paying for 2 memberships for months. I emailed him to laugh about it and he sent ME another $100. deadman dan, you’re getting weaker every day that passes.
Just got $200 from that pathetic tormented in spain.

Ugh, My period is here again. I’m going to rest My tummy.

UGH..been working all weekend on paperwork and biz stuff. I did get a workout done though. I did this 60min firm workout and a hard ab workout. Tomorrow I hope to get 2 workout dones again.

Let’s see. sideshow stevie popped his blubbery ass out of hiding and donated $275. Don’t forget to buy your funny hat. sissy sarah got boofed outta $150. friends to lesbians sent $200–but I quickly got another $200 out of him when I sent him the fullsized version of the leotard picture. 🙂

I’ve been getting some free money from guys who I haven’t been speaking to. allen from the UK sent $100. Don’t know who the fuck you are–but keep it coming!! Then this other guy from michigan who I wrote because fucking shitty assed verotel had been overcharging him for months and I just noticed–sent Me $500! Without saying a word. woohoo! HAHAHHA fucking hysterical! vintage furfreak spent $175 on fashion stuff for photos. (I’ll leave it a surprise til the photos come out) vintage furfreak also spent $150 for some more online advertising.
beerboy joe had fun calling sears and ordering his $500 gift card on the phone whie I listened to make sure it was done properly.

Oh Mah gawd. I got fagarina’s 10 lb’s of lobsters. haha its a LOT of lobster. I was really surprised, these are reeeeally awesome, tasty lobsters! AND BIG!!!
They are in those giant freezer bags.each bag has like 2 or 3 of them in there. I’ll have enough seafood to last Me a long time! faggy lobsters
he BEGGED ME to post a picture of his prized purchase in MY freezer. I dunno..maybe he plays with himself or something while looking at them.
easy’s $200 arrived by mail, as well as brad the fag’s little goodie packages. fatmac had to spend around $70 on a few cosmetics at nordstroms and furfreak also picked spent around $50 on a few items from MAC.
Oh almost forgot, made drunk tom pop viagra pills and send $200 tonite too. This inspired ME..how about I make fagarina take viagra the entire time he’s chastized??? I wonder what would happen? heehee

I think I’m going to be switching from verotel very shortly. It’s gonna be a big fucking pain in the ass! But I imagine a LOT of Mistresses will drop them with the new things they are pulling. I’ll let everyone know when I begin the switchover. I want to have a gorgeous new photo set done around the same time I switch over to make sure all My members follow swiftly. 🙂

Getting My hair done tuesday I think and this next weekend I’m heading to the ford dealership to look at trucks one more time–they are like $7,000 off right now. I’m also going to test drive the Hummer and try to make a decision.

Anyway I gotta go look for stuff for toiletbrush to buy ME!
toodle loo suckahboys!