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Update: It just keeps rolling in for Princess this week. 🙂 Just got another $100 out of the baboon, $155 earring and makeup shopping on fatmac and I have a gift certificate pending from deryck for around $400. I’m thinking about using his gift certificates on this and maybe this. But I still need to look at swatches and decide between some other stuff.
Just got $300 from drunk tom.

Tons of boxes today! I got a bunch of flower garden stuff to plant this weekend, Calla Lilies, Asian Irises, tons of bulbs and stuff. I also got a box of about $100 worth of watergarden plants for My ponds. Several boxes from amazon showed up too. Check out MY fulfilled amazon wishlist to see what. $100 from the new zealander, $300 from vintage furfreak (who’s absolutely gaga for MY new shots,$200 from smalldick SD so far today and $100 from baby baboon. p.s. baboons: you fucking lame monkeys owe ME $200 of penalty fees! you will also be MARINATING in your monkey-droppings for 4 hours straight!!! oh and $100 MEASLY donation from broke-ass beerboy joe. you got a suprise coming to you, beerboy–and you AREN’T going to like it!

With the new pictures posted, I’m planning for another goldrush! Bring it on, boys!

I was looking through some of MY ancient diaries when I came across this from 9/5 2001. I suggest you re-read it. Cuz it’s some damned good stuff.

Soft, putty, pliable clayboys, I can mold into useful bowls in which to carry all the burdens of life and shape into worthwhile vessels for MY desires. Yes boys, you shall spin as fast I want you to spin. Although MY studio is filled with a few misshapen mishaps, lopsided vases, cracked teapots and hard lumps of clay in which I have lost interest, and although the floor is scattered with broken bits of others who didn’t come out of the oven “just right,” you still see the worshippers decorating MY higher shelves–the ones who get to look over Me, serve a TRUE purpose, care and pamper ME, experience ME. you can’t resist wanting to be one of those molded men, so you make the choice to spin on MY wheel, to be enveloped by MY cruel hands, sculpted, pushed, pressed, pressured, and bent into something new. Should I press too far and make you collapse upon yourselves, set the fire too high and watch you crack, become discouraged with you and roll you into a ball then plop you on the floor, or simply throw you across the room because you are the closest things for ME to get a hold of–those are the chances you take–the risks you must take to be toyed with by The Princess. The opportunity to feel MY hot breath hiss in your ear, “you are what I made you, boy” makes the mental and physical pain and suffering MY lovely fingers administer all worthwhile. Knowing that your humiliation and emotional agony has produced one perfect tear of laughter in MY seafoam eyes can truly fulfill you in more ways than you could ever imagine. I will put the squeeze on you and you, little men, will eagerly let ME. “

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Eat your hearts out!

Took a few more pics for members. I’m all into black and whites right now. I’ve been online too much today fucking with deryck, doing phonecalls, it’s been fucking busy as hell. Didn’t even have time to do a workout today cuz it was just freakfest galore! I’m sitting on a stool under the curtain in this picture and it looks like I have a magical butt–like Im sitting on nothing–just floating in space. heehee
MEMBERS come get your treat. I updated the Members Only Area with 13 new pics.

Some of these pics are pretty big. If they look fuzzy or a magnifying glass thingie comes up, hit it so it will come up fullsized. I also added a bit of writing to go with the pics entitled. “Dangerous Curves Ahead–you’re sure to crash and burn.”

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MORE FOR ME! Less for you!

Damned lucrative week! I think I might celebrate and post more pics soon. Just got another $650 outta deryck. Fucking moron. $200 from the beast-thing himself, the baboon.

My hair is frizzy as hell from running around in the wind and rain a few days ago, but I think I look especially sexy in this one.
Here’s a treat cuz I’m in such a happy snappy mood.
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YO beerboy, where’s the fucking bike to match MY jacket, you stinky chubby cunt! beerboy went to another bank yesterday and applied for a loan. Still waiting to see what happens on it.

 

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deryk flake

Meet the Coed Cootch. Click the dumdum.

pigfucker, cocksuckin’, doomed muddahfucka deryk t stopped by and sent $1000. he also coughed up a 300UK ($500US) Gift Certificate from the FairyGothMother. I have it all safely in MY hands. I need to browse through FairyGothmother and pick something out there. I still hate the bastard and will NOT forgive him for MANY MANY more THOUSANDS of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and mounds of damning info. For those of you who don’t remember..sometime back, deryk canceled a large order on ME. I will continue to exact MY revenge on him.

I sorta skimped on My workout over the weekend but am going to make up for it this week!

Update: booooring pornpie freak night again. I got $300 and he’s dressed up in some strange orange, hula girl gitup or something. he’s sooo strange. Woohoo! Make that $600 from pornpie and he’s STILL strange! yahoo!!

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New paypig finances the Princess!

Lordie. There are 5 12 packs of beer bottles in MY trash and a pile of steak bones. houseboy is in there doing a pile dishes. Really had a blast last night, but today MY head sorta hurts.

Got a brand new guy today who made his first donation–$500 dollars. 🙂 he’s sorta a youngin’ so I put him through hell proving it was his credit card. Made him scan his credit card and his drivers licence to Me. haha I’ve decided I’m going to turn this 6’3 collegeboy into a flaming sissyfag! If he remains in MY good graces, his name will be from this point on “the coed-kootch”.
Got another $200 from BIG GAY FAG–UK. I have some massive humiliation in store for him! Oh brad the fag’s silly carepackage showed up yesterday with Mentadent toothpaste and $30 of parmasean cheese.

Oh a guy made another wallpaper for Me. Check it out.

I think I’m going to have him redo it cuz the pics on the right just aren’t sized right or something. he made a few different ones. You can all MY wallpapers here if you haven’t set your Princess wallpapers yet.

For those of you on the Princess period training course..insert your tampons, bitches. Cuz I just started!

Update: Just got $225 from deadman dan.

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you’re not worthy!

Update on beerboy’s loan: 🙁 he got turned down at the first bank. he’s going to try again because the first bank was pretty conservative and the interest low. Wish him luck.he’s going to need it if he doesn’t get it!

I just might hurt you, bitch!

Friday night I went to dinner and drinks with a group of friends but was home by 11. Saturday I’m having a few people over for booze, darts and cook-out. The weather better stay nice so we can grill those steaks. I won’t be available for the rest of the day and evening.

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pornpie freakshow texas style

Checkout the pornpie freak’s cowpoke fashion show. See what sending ME $600 earlier got him? haha he also bought Me this SouthPark watch I wanted with “Princess Sierra” engraved on the back. It’s a cheapie, fun watch. $55 or something like that, but at least it has a leather wristband.
HAHAHHA Oh My gawd..nearly nardless that new british freakazoid gave ME yet another $200! What’s fun about him is that everytime he pays ME he says he’s “through” and it’s just a “phase” he’s gone through. Then he calls back 2 days later and does it again. he’s slipping into the aybss and I’m laughing ALL THE WAY!
UPDATED: NEW!
Check out fagarina’s Cinco De Mayo Video clip! LOL Do I NOT have the most amusing freakshow subs on the net or what??

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Watch out for this one, girls. This goober gets all mental right after he jacks off. Sorta figured that by looking at him. he fucks granola bars and eats it straight from his ass, sends cash, drinks his piss, shoots in his eye and then spazzes out after he juices in his face and starts preaching about how Women aren’t superior. HA! post-orgasmic guilt–ain’t it a bitch, boys? Best part is, marc, you got the blues and I still got the recording, your phone number off MY caller I.D. and pictures. heehee Gotta love those self-loathing, closet-case fag bastards!

Click the dork to see.

What a pleasant surprise.just got $300 outta that stinking divorcee who’s been hiding from ME. Well, you can bet your ass, I’m going to bang his wallet some more this week!

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