Just got $300 from biggayfagUK! It was really easy to get it out of him, although he said he didn’t have it at first. Oh here’s pornpie’s punkrock photos he took last week. I forgot to post them. I won’t post the bad ones he did tonite, because they are like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay gross. Ever wonder of what pornpie freak looks like without any makeup? Oh also got $50 from the new zealander. Kinda shitty, aren’t you, sheepfucker??

Update: 5.29.03 2:00 a.m.
WooHoo just got $600 from pornpie freak. . I turned on MY webcam and he wound up taking THE most disgusting pictures I think I have EVER seen! Woohoo pornpie.
Took a few webcam pics, I’ll slap the rest in members.

OH Shit!

I won’t say how I tricked beerboy into taking these..hehehe..don’t want to let out all MY secrets.

Update: Here’s a message I found in my offline messages from beerboy when I woke up this afternoon.
joeyxxxxx (5/28/2004 9:50:26 AM): OMG. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Take down those pics. I WILL get you what you want. Just take em down.

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA How I love to hear you dumbfucks grovel.

Speaking of, doesn’t look like fagarina is getting out anytime soon. Everyone voted for him to stay til he earned 10K but nobody wants to help him out. he’s only raised $10.02 and I donated the .02. LOL poor fagarina. This is how you guys treat a fellow-freak? A brethren-bozo? A sissy-sister in need?
fagarina’s free peewee fund.
And look how ruthlessly you bitches voted. POOR FAGARINA

Update just got $300+ Nordstroms shopping done with fatmac–2 pair of sandles, a cool poncho, and a dress for something I have to go to. vintage freak actually begged to buy Me 2 more sundresses for this summer after a long week of ME getting freaky on his creditcard. divorcee’s $100 I was bitching about earlier today, just showed up. 🙂 I’ve spent waaay too long looking for shit for you guys to shop for today. It’s really soo exhausting. I must rest MY weary little head.

I just decided I hate priscilla queen of denial. he paid $200 but I don’t think I’m ever talking to his sorry ass again. I got an anonymous guy who signed up for the $100 monthly lovetax.you know who you are, so go make another donation! russell the baboon coughed up $100, $100 from bleeding lamb. toiletbrush paid $150 for advertisement and bought Me another Farscape DVD, smalldick SD spent about $300 at Macy’s clothes shopping today, vintage freak got Me a cool leather vest and new pink dress today and also bought Me a new plant for the small container watergarden I am putting up on the deck. I still need a few more plants for it–so I’ll stick someone with those as soon as I pick them out. Also picking out a few more goldfish which toiletbrush will be assigned to purchase. Pitiful little divorcee was going to make another $100 donation today but his tiny little creditcard was already maxed! I’m keeping track, boy! I will collect that in a few days–or else you might have problems. heehee fatmac can breath a sigh of relief, My sister Veronica got Her $200 but She is demanding another $200 cuz he took so fucking damned long to get it mailed.

Worked-out like a maniac today and yesterday. Today I did a 60minute Firm Tape in the midday and another Firm Tape later in the evening plus a good abs workout. Yesterday I did about 2 hours combination of Firm Tape and weights and a really good ab and leg work later in the evening. Had a totally yummy greek salad for dinner. I tried using that new stovetop smoker last night on some salmon and it totally smelled the house up. It was pretty icky–the smoke smell of those particular wood chips just made MY stomach churn. I had a guy run to Arby’s and get Me a salad and toss out the fish.

As expected, My NumeroUno leg-guy, easy scott went goofy over MY new workout pics and the shots of MY strong, looooong legs. he’s sending $300 cash on monday. scotty, you are indeed sooo easy and soooo predictable. divorcee sent another $200 today too. deadman dan is going to start keeping a journal.

fatmac don’t think I forgot about you. I’m just picking out the right BIG gift to make you get ME. In the mean time contact ME, I have a few small items I am sending you out for and when the fuck did you mail Veronica’s cash? She’s bitching about it.

Oh god, I just got the most fucked up call today from some guy in a wheel chair who says he is wearing ballet slippers and wants to be trained to be a ballerina. HUH??? Then I tell him to find something to stick up his ass and all he says he has is a lighter. HUH??? THEN when I tell him to put the lighter up his ass because. I mean what the hell else do you do with a sissy ballerina in a wheel chair..he goes “ooh yeah”..but obviously isnt doing it.and then I’m like “what the fuck, wheelarella?” And he says “oh I just like to pretend I’m doing stuff, not actually do it.” Fuck dat, handicapped or not, you fucking do what your told FOR REAL! Fucking crazy shit. I hung up on him.
UPDATE: Just got another $150 outta divorcee. he’s totally zombified right now. Made fatty do some minor shopping for ME tonite. I’m pissed I accidentally deleted a few items from MY fulfilled amazon wishlist when I was trying to clean out My amazon wishlist and get rid of stuff that was no longer available. A couple of them were big items too. Well pooh. Anyway, I’m having fun messing with divorcee’s little brain.

My yards and garden look soo fucking awesome already. It’s soo beautiful! I sat out there on a lawnchair doing phonecalls and playing on the laptop and watched one of MY guys stain the overhang part of MY deck today. One of of the clematis vines I planted last year is blooming big purple flowers. I can never say clematis–I keep callign it the Chlamydia vine. Sounds purty, huh?
I’m going to try to design some sorta new water feature. Think I’ll get a few new fishies.

Have you voted for fagarina’s chastity poll?
Be sure to read his whining in the piggy diaries–it’s pretty funny.
I set FREE PEEWEE FUND so you can help make bond to free his pecker. HAHAHAHA

I got subs! I know how to bruise them!

I went out last night and have been running around most of the day.

Update 2:a.m. God you guys just love to see other guys suffer, don’t you? Just checked the poll and you guys are totally voting for “don’t let fagarina out til he can pay 10K”. hahaha! That broke fucker won’t ever be able to raise that–he’s as good as a lifer. hahahha Ugh pornpie freak looks so fucking icky tonite. he paid another $300 tonite though. Just got $200 from deadman dan–woohoo make that $400!

Take the FAGARINA CHASTITY POLL!

(Photo has been removed and placed in members only.)
Everything is coming up green in the garden. I got off MY duff today and planted a zillion more summer bulbs and some annuals. Hey fattie, does the outfit look familiar? Skirt and top by fatmac, sunglasses by smalldick SD. I had two other pics up, but I think I’m going to slap them in members instead. A few of these outside pics you can see MY lovely hands. I like MY hands. I usually keep the nails shortish or medium. I can’t do that acrylic nail stuff. But I have great hands. Large hands, but really slender and long with strong tendons that you can see on the topsides. The kind of hands you’d like to have strangle you, huh? I’d hate to have short little squatty fat hands. People with chubby little stubby fingers seem so lacking of personal grace.

I’m already thinking about MY next photo set. I’m thinking about doing some bright babypinks and baby blue together. I’m not sure what yet, but you guys can bet your happy asses I’ll be making you shop for it. Tons of boxes today. I’ll update more particulars later. Ok. I got a a box of clothing from fatmac and some makeup, a garden claw hahaha, this push scooter thing, oh I forgot to mention 2 little stupid carepackages from brad the fag. Just got a $500 donation from the turd who has now been assigned to keep a journal. heehee Yeah just ripped $400 outta the divorcee. Nice way to wind up the evening! vintage furfreak is in a total tither and bought Me a leopard Dita corset and ruffle bra. I really didn’t want that material in particular, but he’s all gaga for it and will wind up spending $1000’s for pics of Me in it–so what the hell. It’s a free corset.

There’s this really gross guy named brian who calls ME every now and then and I refuse to talk to him unless he pays AT LEAST $300 first–just because something about him really pukes ME out. Anyway, he lost $400 today and while he was horny asked ME to write this chick he used to work with and beg Her to allow him to pay Her to kick him in the balls. he gives ME the address and I start telling him what the letter might say and I guess he’s fucking yankin’ the weasel cuz all the sudden his voice changes and he says not to mail Sarah cuz he gave ME the wrong address. HAHA YEAH RIGHT! I am SOOOO writing Her a juicy letter and I think I will toss in one of those DISGUSTING polaroid pictures you sent ME of you sitting nekkid as a jaybird, legs spread, holding that sign that says “KICK MY BALLS, PRINCESS!” you’re SOOO GROSS, brian. you SOOOO deserve this. I’m going to write up a DOOZIE of a letter. HA!

UPDATE: on brian
Now he’s calling back and saying he’s been in the mental hospital and he has “diminished capacity”. he was fucking crying and talking all like he’s retarded–like feigning retardation is going to make ME feel pity on him or something. We agreed if he paid another $100–bringing his total to $500, I would hold out on sending the letter until his next bout of spermal stupidity. FRIGGIN cock-crazies!

Got a new sissyfreak who loves the name “Priscilla” so I call him Priscilla Queen of Denial. he gave up $50 donation on top of his phonecall. Speaking of erring little sissyboys, sissychristina you earned a $200 penalty PLUS another $25 for not calling back at the specified time! I sent you the bill for the first $200. Pick it up, PRONTO, you pantied slut!

Tonite pornpie freak’s assignment is to be a punkrock girl. We’ll see how tonite’s git-up turns out. Yippy! That means another $300 for Me! Did 30minutes cardio bike when I woke up. Plan on doing a 60minute Firm Workout around 4:00 or 5:00 p.m. and another 30minutes on bike tonite around 11 or midnight and probably work MY abs too.

Just moved the pic up here so it would be on top.

Here’s a webcam picture, looooooooooooooOOOOooooosers!

K. I got $300 from drunk tom like a day or 2 ago and now I just got another $300 outta him. he’s so fucking drunk he doesn’t know what ends up. I’m going try to get him so fucking soused he forgets that he just sent that $300 and see if I can get him to send another. haha! he’s a slutty little pig who’s paid other Mistresses so MY mentality is ..fuck, drain the bastard absolutely DRY so he can’t afford to whore.
Drink up, doofus!
Update: 9/16 9:46 p.m.
Let’s see. went out partying Saturday night and was out playing darts with some friends at a local pub Sunday afternoon and early evening. Just got back. I got $300 from a brand new guy who was taken in by MY mind-boggling photos. Noticed a few more things disappeared off MY
amazon fulfilled wishlist. Watched “The Last Samurai” dvd friday night..ugh it was soo friggin cheesy.