Here I am with clip-on bangs. I was thinking about cutting bangs, so I got some clip on bangs so I could see what I looked like. I’m too chicken though, I’m leaving My hair as it is. But I do look purdy cute in bangs and it did give Me a nifty retro look for a few pics. I wrapped My hair up in ragcurls today and it was so glamorous and poofy.
Leg boys, prepare to FALL!
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Piles of Curls, Miles of Leg and oooh so much deviousness and cruelty!
beerboy joe has been evicted!
HAHA poor little beerboyjoe has been evicted from his crappy apartment.
How sad is that?
Not very!
I’m going to make him send his conviction notice to ME so I can frame it and hang it on the wall. I want a giant wall of divorce papers, evictions, bankruptsies, etc. and other such tragic events I have inspired.
I also got the very last $250 dollars he had to his name. he thought he only had $200.but the bank let $250 go through! Check out our chat.
joeyxxxx: i got a little bit of money and plan to keep it for the emergency move out
joeyxxxx: hello?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: where???
joeyxxxx: where what?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: where is it!?!?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: in your account??
joeyxxxx: yes
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: WOOHOO
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: http://paytheprincess.com
joeyxxxx: dont get tooo excited
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: how much
joeyxxxx: i dont have much and…
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: how much do you have
joeyxxxx: 200 approx
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: send it on over, fatcheeks!
joeyxxxx: but its all i have and i need it to live on
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: a better reason to take it from you!
joeyxxxx: so i was thinking of sharing it with you. like half
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: like all!
joeyxxxx: i need some money to try to get a place to stay
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I know
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: send ME the 200
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: now
joeyxxxx: i do luv u. and luv how you abuse & exploit me.
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I know
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: SEND IT!
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and I’ll have a GOOD LAUGH on you
joeyxxxx: thats all i’m good for anyways
joeyxxxx: i feel like such the loser
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes it is
joeyxxxx: i am going to do it. going to send u my last pennies. and then thank you profusely for allowing me to do it. i am very sick and addicted to you like herione
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: YES!
joeyxxxx: cant i beg first?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes
joeyxxxx: please let me send you my last 200 so i have nothing left next week when I get thrown out on the street? please take all my money. please o please, please let me.
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: fucking HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and fucking HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
joeyxxxx: please take my money so that you can laugh at me.
joeyxxxx: please take my money so i can NOT find another home when i become homeless
joeyxxxx: please take my food and gas please
joeyxxxx: please leave with what i deserve – nothing
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahah okie dokie, freakie
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you’re going to be in a world of hurt doughboy!
joeyxxxx: already am
joeyxxxx: but i am enjoying feeding my addiction right now.
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: try another 50 just in case
joeyxxxx: thats why your the boss
joeyxxxx: so smart
joeyxxxx: you’re the best
joeyxxxx: it went thru another 50 – definitely another bouncy bouncy
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: cool
joeyxxxx: thank you for taking my last pennie
joeyxxxx: theres nothing left now
joeyxxxx: thank you so much. when i’m begging for money i’ll always be thinking of you
joeyxxxx: knowing my money is in the hands of someone so much more worthy
joeyxxxx: soon as i get back on my feet i WILL be focused on your bike
joeyxxxx: then you can ride over my cardboard box home
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahahhaha
joeyxxxx: and i’ll thank you for doing so
joeyxxxx: i need a doctors’s help very badly
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you’re too fucked up for therapy
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I made sure of that.
Update:
Just got $300 outta pornpie again. he bored the living crap out of Me tonite. My donation page is working correctly now..the server was down for a large part of the day, but it’s up now.
Got My new modem and everything seems back to normal. sissychristina is in deep shit. you will pay a $500 penalty you schmoe-bitch–or you can get lost forever! lawnmower boy bought Me some cute pink handbar tassles and barbie bell for MY trikke scooter thing. It looks so cute. Me and MY friend are going to take our Trikke’s out saturday or sunday if its nice. pornpie just called for freak outfit ideas.but I’m about out of them.any ideas?
Heehee I just got $600 from sideshow steve! Way to go obese one!
$150 cash came from brad the fag, $70 from toiletbrush for some technical web fee stuff. divorcee I still haven’t gotten that pathetic $50 tribute you made. I don’t think it worked somehow. Contact Me. easy make sure you sent that $200 today..or you get penalized. Just got a guy with a hair fetish who wanted to pay for the care of MY luxerious locks. he sent $200. I happen to have a hair appointment for next tuesday. he’s very lucky.
Im on friggin dial up today, cuz I think My modem might have been fried. I’m exchanging it today, hopefully that will do the trick. If not, I’ll have to have the cable company look at it. Well, to MY workout..toodles
I put a bill on it so you could have an idea what size it is. It weighs A FUCKING TON! I have to have a guy come over and put up yard perimeter to keep the lawn mower in My yard. It got super raving reviews on amazon. I haven’t tried it yet. They say it takes a few hours to set it up the first time. It friggin talks and stuff and when it bounces into something hard it makes this cute little boing sound. HaHa how funny.
Happy Day! I’m feeling really energetic today. I’m totally going to do a massive work-out. hmmm.let’s see twinkie managed to cough up $400 today. That little crazy bastard the baboon paid $100 but owes ME another $100. I totally worked over easy scott on the phone and made him promise $300. $100 sent monday and the rest sent by friday. he’s pretty funny on the phone– he sounds like such a little weak wimpering pup.
Fundafriend is closed so don’t try sending fagarina any more donations–not that anyone was going to. hahaha
brad the fags cheapie box of cashews showed up. Can you feel My excitement? And where’s that cash you sent, bitch?? It STILL hasn’t showed up. Don’t make ME break all your fingers.
Sunday night I decided I wanted the other 2 bushes replaced too. So I sent him back to buy two more. It was funny watching him try to pull the old ones out of the dirt. While he worked, I did a really tough aerobic work-out then some leg work on the BowFlex, but ruined it right after by totally piggin out on Barbqued ribs. Anyway, I tortured yardboy buy throwing his dindin under the deck and made him put his face in My aerobicized armpit and say, “mmmm smells like spring flowers.” I felt like such a friggin Beast-Woman all sweaty from working-out, eating greasy meat and beer with sauce on MY shirt,throwing the bones over the railing for him to find and clean up. HAHA
Monday I was lazy and only did abs.
Mailman brought tons of goodies today. Sandals from fatmac came but they are like a half size too small. This really cute pink and black dress, some cropped pants and a bracelet. All received some more awesome waterplants. I don’t need ANYMORE, I almost have too many now. I want that other little trikke scooter to come this week so I can take it out with a friend. It’s kinda hard to do til you get the swing of it.
Oh, MY photo widelense and flash came. Unfortunately, I cant use that damed wide-lense yet cuz it needs an $40 adapter.(which I made twinkie just order). This really pisses Me off because I SEARCHED for accessories BY the camera item #.and this was the damned lense that came up in the search and they didn’t even mention it wouldnt work without a extension thingie. So I have to wait for that to show up and it’s on backorder and I HATE WAITING. Grrr
I’m going to head to the gym.I’ll update later tonite maybe.
UPDATE: terrance just spent $500 for a new Sony Camcorder for a girlfriend’s bday present. It was originally around $1000, but we got a great price on it on ebay. Way cool! She will be soo happy with it–She’s always bitching about not being able to afford a new camcorder.
Called beerboy when I woke up this afternoon to rub in MY victory. he sounded so depressed and bummed. 🙂 It was music to MY ears.
A few nights ago this total anonymous guy came up and said he had spent $1000 on My amazon wishlist and bought that Robo-Mower I had on My wishlist and really wanted. Well, I really don’t trust total strangers who make giant amazon purchases instead of just making a donations. Donations can’t be canceled–amazon wishlist items can. Anyway, I told him to run along until I safely received the stuff in the mail and wouldn’t talk with him. he said thank you and disappeared and never sent the delivery notice. Sure enough, he canceled the order because all the items reappeared on MY wishlist. Thank god I didn’t waste one minute of time on him. ANYWAY, guess what, fucker? I turned around and sent “the turd” orders to buy My $800 Robo-Mower and of course he got it. So FUCK you, you phoney bitch. you CAN’T SCAM ME–because I have been doing this long enough to know ALL the scams. So anyway, yeah! I got My little robotic lawn-mower and you got jack shit. BTW I’m very pleased with “the turd’s” quick response to MY demands.
Oh I did get your $300 in the mail, easy. Friday mark the pornpie freak dressed up as smurfette. I wish he had used body latex instead, this body paint didn’t make him blue enough. I want some more smurfs! Maybe a faggy smurf, analprobe smurf or fatty smurf!
Saturday was a busy day. Had My little yardboy take out 2 older bushes that are looking a bit raggedy and plant 2 new ones. Went shopping with some friends but couldn’t find anything to blow My money on. After that, I went to dinner and hand a few beers with friends and just got back around 2 a.m.
Woohoo just got $1200 off beerboy!!! Right when I think he’s tapped he pulls a bit more out of his ass. Thing is, he just mailed his bills and I hope they all go BOUNCEY, BOUNCEY, BOUNCEY, BOUNCEY, FUN FUN FUN FUN! Oh Mah Gawd..he is soooo screwed up now. he used to be a mild freak, but I have trained him to crave this shit on a daily basis. he just can’t get abused enough. Also made him order a blowup cow to screw on cam for more material to hold over his balding head.
toiletbrush just ordered $200 in tbones steaks at Omaha. Yum!
Update: I’m punishing sissy christina. he had to eat 2 cans of dogfood tonite and some other yucky stuff mixed up in it. Then I made him tie his ankles together in his too-small highheels and hop around the house fetching a few things. After taking a dump in the toilet I made him handcuff himself to the unflushed toilet, face over the bowl. he has the handcuff key frozen in a 2-liter pop bottle next to the toilet. his mouth has been ducked tape shut with a clove of garlic and a little bar of soap in it. Perhaps he will make sure his creditcard has cash on it when I demand tribute from now on. his girlfriend should be home in the morning. I hope his icecube doesn’t melt in time for him to get out before she gets there. heehee
Okay just updated a few things. Added an Ain’t Addiction a Bitch? Gallery. It’s mostly very recent webcam shots and other miscellaneous shots that never made it into the main galleries. 25 photos. Also shuffled in another archive gallery for new members–now the Choking and Smothering gallery is up again. Updated the most recent wishlist with some of MY new items.
I got a few boxes from Nordstroms today from fatmac. I really like the little floral dress. It’s way cuter than the picture and the material is REALLY nice–lined, good quality. Perfect fit too. I might exchange the the black poncho for a pink one. You can’t really see through the black one like I wanted. I’m totally returning the cropped pants. They ended up having a yucky thick elastic waist and were too big. The sandles are great and will look so cute with the little dress. Talked to Mariah today and you can mail Veronica’s money now. Email Me for the address.
Going to workout. Later
UPDATE 5.30 10:36 p.m.
Yeehaw just got $300 out of drunk tom. I’m making him make up something gross to eat for dinner. he’s drinking and popping viagra like usual. Also got $100 from the baboon. OMG! Be sure to check out piggies journal and look at the photos of the baboon’s new best friend. HAHA It’s soooooo nasty but it cracks ME up! I got an I.M. from beerboyjoe begging for some of his money back cuz it was suppose to be his rent money and now he can’t pay it. HA! you’re FUNNY, joe!
KEEP THAT CASH COMING, boys! This is a blast!
HAHAHHA fucking beerboy joe did his first diary entry tonight. he got paid and I said if he made a donation I’d take his photos off. Well after he made a $200 donation–I told him it was a lie and that he needed to make another donation..I kept playing this game until he maxed his card out at $600. HAHAHA Then I demanded that he take a picture of himself standing on his head. I explained to him in that it was all a very late april fool’s joke and that his pictures weren’t going anywhere and in fact I would be adding his new photo as well. HAHAHA he got stiff. Ain’t that a shame?
biggayfagUK’s stand-on-his-head pic inspired Me to get one from beerboy. fagarina aready has some old pics of him standing on his head, but I think I’ll make him do another one totally nude. beerboy joe’s really cracked Me up cuz he looks like a slaughtered pig hanging on hook.
I think I’ll make a few more guys take stand-on-their-head-pics this week. It will be this week’s humiliation theme.
toiletbrush just bought Me a sony wide-angle lens $150 and a sony flash $120 for MY sony camera. I gotta remove them from MY wishlist. Yeah! Can’t wait to get them. he also bought Me 5 more water plants. vintage freak got Me one of these cute little bamboo water spouts for MY patio water feature.
All the little freakies are crawling outta the woodwork. It’s been a very lucrative and amusing week. I got TONS OF CASH AND PRIZES lately. woot woot! Keep it up, dumdums.
Getting the pool cleaned out and ready for summer this weekend. God it’s late. Nitey.
