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Sneaky Tiki Princess

UPDATE: oops. I have fagarina’s campage fucked up the wrong size. If you tried watching him through it.it was all screwy. I’ll try fixing it by next show. Just got $300 from sissy christina who is going to be severely punished in a few days for taking too long to make his tribute.

Was gone most of the saturday afternoon and evening. Ran around at the farmers market with a friend then went out to italian food and drinks afterward. Got back around 2 a.m. or there abouts.
I sent poor little twinkie MY full-length “The Sneaky Tiki Princess” picture and he sent $500 in a matter of seconds. heehee. he just got paid on friday. fagarina got $200 taken out of his account today. First it was going to be just $100–but he was crying and sniveling so much I decided to help MYself to another $100. he is SUCH a total wimpizoid. fagarina should be on cam tonite starting around 6 p.m. or 7p.m.  Also got another $50 from some canadian guy named chris. he hasn’t ever contacted ME before, but every once in awhile he makes a puny donation. Go back and try again, eh?!
Just got done doing MY 60min Firm Work out plus worked MY calves and did a leg work-out on MY BowFlex. Tonite I plan on doing a good abs work-out and maybe ride MY stationary bike for 30minutes or so.

beerboy joe got an ‘after-work’ part time job. he’s painting houses after he gets done with his regular job. We are setting it up that all the money he earns from his second job is automatically deposited into MY biz banking account.

It’s a hard-knock life for beerboyjoe! It’s a hard-knock life for beerboyjoe!
Steada treated, he gets tricked!
Steada kisses, he gets kicked!
It’s a hard-knock life!
Beerboy aint got no dough–hafta suck it like a ho’
suffers to make Princess’ wallet grow.
No bed–he’s sleepin’ on the flo’.
It’s a hard-knock life!

Got billing to run..I’ll update later maybe.

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$1000 from an old flamer

UPDATE:  stigjohn picked up MY 2 sprinklers I wanted from My amazon wishlist. I got $50 in the mail from easy and $100 from someone I never heard of who signed it ed. Postmark says NC. I love free money from strangers. I also got a box of stuff from LongTall Sally’s from deryck. Unfortunately, I’m going to have to exchange half of it because it’s too big. I really liked the black buckle skirt and the tshirt though. Went to My favorite Greek restaurant with some friends this afternoon.

Oh fucking funny. This college professor I used to talk to called eatsusedrubbers just paid $1,000 for a self-cum-facial. What a bargain! he’s a total sperm junky–he and cumslut need to get together on a date or something. The freak was burping up cumbubbles while I was counting My cash! ewwwwwwww
My new members videos are driving them to the brink of destruction! I received $100 from the nylon foot fetish guy, but I forget his nickname right now. oops. he hasn’t seen MY video yet.I’m sure after he does he’ll be back on My donation page. smelly balls did $400 after watching them and $200 from terrance. Just had fatmac buy Me $40 a large bottle of this hair product called Curl Keeper. I just got a smaller bottle of this stuff and the slip detangler and love it! I just updated My wishlist a bit. Added some of these Curly hair solution products to the list. Get to shopping for them and send them to MY physical shipping address. I want all of them PRONTO! Also updated My amazon wishlist. There are a few items I want immediately including 2 of the Gilmoure sprinklers, the water timer, the D-link card, and the Reno 911 DVD’s. Yes, I expect you to get some of these items, stigjohn. stigjohn is the new guy who bought the items off My amazon list. They have been arriving in the mail, so now he has proven himself to be trustworthy. he also bought ME the blower-mulcher thingie from MY amazon list. I saw him on webcam tonite. he’s a fat little drew carey look-alike from england. Another $40 showed up from brad the fag in the mail. I gotta check My pobox tomorrow. Should be some more goodies waiting there for Me too.

I had phonecalls up the ass today. Busy as hell. I did MY 60minute Firm Workout but didnt get to My latenight ab and calf work-out like I planned because all you monkeyspankers were ringing like crazy.

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Beautiful Destruction

Alrighty, just got done doing MY work-out. This is the firm tape I did today. I think I’m going to do some more aerobics tonite. Nearly nardless sent in $200 today another guy sent $100 from switzerland outta the blue. Then some cheapy little lame bastard sent Me $25. $25?? What is the world coming to?! I don’t know who you are.but you are ONE worthless little tard! twinkie managed to squeeze out $300 off his card today. I think payday might be coming up for him–so I’ll be hitting him hard in a few. 🙂
Updated My amazon wishlist. There’s a few things I want on it including the Mulch-Vac thing, Spinal Tap, SouthPark boxset and those movies about that serial killer chick. Aunt Flo is still here–I swear I have the longest friggin’ periods and they keep getting longer every year. 🙁
Happy Day. I found My favorite comb! I thought I had lost My favorite wide-tooth comb and made toiletbrush buy Me some expensive tortoise swedish, seamless ones–but hip hip hurray MY big ol’ blue afro-comb was sitting in the grass outside when I went outside to check the mail.

Ewwww.I had the bunny-trap out again cuz there’s some fucking badbunny bitch eating My watergarden plants again. I never fucking catch a rabbit in that thing! Today, I caught another fucking possum. Well, I think it’s a baby possum–maybe a badger?? I’m not really a connoisseur of varmint. It’s icky.

Don’t try sending shipping UPS to MY pobox–UPS doesn’t do POBOXES!! Use the Winchester Blvd address for shipping packages. Dumb butt smalldickSD sent some stuff there and it all got returned to him. Grrr. Fucking resend it TODAY, you fucking inbred freak! Some hair products and MY new hair diffuser all showed up in todays mail. Had fatmac buy ME some yummy snack stuff–think he spent around $50–but who’s counting?

Oh deryck..you didn’t check in as instructed–punishment time for you..

UPDATE: Some guy I don’t know just purchased a few of the items I mentioned off MY wishlist. Since he’s brand spanking new, I won’t really count it as a “for sure” purchase until the merchandise arrives. I’ll keep you posted. Maybe he’s a future PRINCESS SIERRA shopping lackey?

I got another Tuscano magazine in the mail and I decided something I must have. Some sort of antique looking bench for MY bedroom.
I’m not sure which one yet.I wish they had red ones.but I think gold tones would match too.
Here’s a few I am looking at bench 1
bench 2
I’m going to keep hunting around for red ones though. But a new foofoo bench is definitely going to be on MY priority wishlist.

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Bow to Princess.

Oh Mah gawd, I look like some damned Super Model in this shot.
I’m going out to dinner with a few friends. I’m not sure if I am going to party tonite. I don’t really feel like a long night tonite. Keep a look out for Me, boys..you might get the chance to spoil ME later on.

UPDATE: 6.19 6:30p.m.
Last night went out for indian food and then a few beers, got back around 1-1:30 a.m.. I think.
turd, I got your I.M. but deleted it and can’t remember your screenname now. Send another one.

I took a few pictures yesterday and they are pretty killer. I’m wearing your earrings in them, fatty. See them sparkle? I’m going to call My girlfriend and see whats on for tonite then go work-out.

Well, I got some fetishy stuff from deryck today with MY gift certificates. So far I have a shitload of stuff on it’s way from fairy gothmother–2 latex dresses, latex corset, skirt and a brocade corset. Then I have a pink and black latex dress, a black latex dress, and a pink and black latex corset coming too from a few other places. I’m totally over the fetish gear. No more shopping for that shit. I’m sure I’ll look great in it for photos if I don’t die from heatstroke trying to take them first.

Ho-hum. I’m totally looking for an excuse not to work-out..but I better or I’ll be upset with MYself and take it out on one of you morons. heehee munnyhunny sent ME $300 out of the blue today and a thank you note and I don’t even think he’s seen MY new photo yet. These shots are mucho caliente. Is that burning leather I smell, bitches?? CUZ I’M gonna be searing some holes in your wallets for the next few days with these babies.

..later..did MY workout. Today I did this Firm Work-Out. I have worked up to heavier weights today. 🙂 Oh brad the fag, you’re $100 came today. Check out his faggy little card.

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you know you love ME!

Update: 5.18 2:00 a.m. Update Woohoo! I turned on webcam tonite cuz deryck was begging for it. I like had no makeup on and wearing some fat shorts, laying on My tummy with MY laptop. Soon a few more guys wanted to see so I let them..wound up getting another $1,000 from deryck plus some more damning photos of his ass, $300 from drunk tom and $1,000 from munnyhunny! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW! What a night! I love it!

Got My hair done today. It looks pretty good but I think she over relaxed My curls a bit. 🙁 I’ll know better in a few days. Anyway, I got 3 crisp $100 bills from easy scott in the mail. deryck spent around 150$ or so at The Tall Zone and bought Me a new latex dress and black and pink latex corset. fatmac is on MY shitlist cuz he might have lost Veronica’s $200 by mailing it to the wrong fucking address. God I want to kick his ass around the block. I just got a stray $50 donation from the divorcee. I think it came drifting in late or something.

The fat guy who in MY standing-on-their-head gallery sent $100, smelly balls sent $300 and tried to unsuccessfully suck his own dick on cam.

Didn’t work out today–but tomorrow I plan on doing a really good work-out.

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deryck dropped in for some abuse

Oh guess who came out of terrified hiding last night? deryck
Well so far he sent $1000 in cash and a $800 FairyGothMother G.C. which I am still waiting to receive.

Last night I tricked the poor little divorcee out of promising another $300. hahaha he’s pretty funny. he betrays himself soo much. I’m going to go back to looking for more ways to spend money off deryck’s switch card. I also have some new info about someone he dated at some point and need to go back to investigating that. I’ll update later. tata

Just got done doing MY work-out and trying to get deryck to do some more humiliating photos. All of you on My tampon-training program–insert you’re plugs and suffer along, because Princess just started.

 

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