Just updated the members area with another gallery.

Last night fatmac spent another $100 on a pair of comfortable walking sandals for Me.

Well this is kinda strange..you know that new guy from yesterday who sent ME $400 and a picture of him? Well he called the first thing that came out of his mouth was how the mean things I did to beerboy joe got him all hot and bothered. So that givesya kinda an idea where to go with the little freak. Then I make him give ME his work email address and his company has a website. he gave it up very easily and was panting like a little dog in heat. he sounded like he had a lot of potential. he promised he would go get a webcam, perform, was very very polite. Well, I made the mistake of letting him splooge before he bought his webcam..sure enough he called back acting totally nervous and telling ME some sad story about his sick mother and being a single father and begging Me not to play to rough on his life. I told him if he tried his hardest to obey ME.I would try MY hardest to have mercy on him. Well, after spazzing all day he sent ME $300 more dollars out of the blue and an email begging ME to let him leave in peace and prattled on about how guilty he feels for his behavior. And how he needs to resign for the sake of his family. blahblahblah. So I wonder..should I let this one guy slide? Should I have a heart? Here’s a snippet of his “Dear Princess” email.
“I am contributing now (it’s a lot for me), but honestly, it is only in hopes to placate your anger even a little bit. Please don’t be offended. If this is any possible way I can appeal to you, to lighten my consequences, please give me the opportunity. I would even cooperate fully if there is some I could get enough mercy just to keep my job. If it makes a difference, I will provide evidence of my living situation to you asap. I must be a rare idiot. ”

I need to meditate on this. I think I already did My good deed of the year by lowering fagarina’s price for freedom of his chastity device. I am afraid this might exceed My quota. heehee

I think Im going to make the wounded wildebeest buy ME something else.

Isn’t My new button adorable. Check out MY newest banners and buttons on MY banner page.

I was gone all last night. Went to the early movie then to the bars with some girlfriends. russell popped up to complain about the fact that I hadn’t mentioned the $100 he gave Me a few days ago. I guess I forgot. Anyway, I demanded another $100 and made him dress up in his baby outfit and cruise the gay chats with his cam on. We also ordered him a 6ft blow up monkey and a marvelous monkey hat! The rubba chimp isn’t a sextoy–no monkey dick or orifices but he is holding a big banana in his hand that I am sure russell will be able to have some fun with. MONKEY LOVE!

3 crispy 100 bills came in the mail from easy. Still waiting for the rest of it easy! Seems like I am just always making you send $$$ anymore. you are such a hopeless case. vintage furfreak got a little time to recover so I dicked him out of $400 yesterday afternoon.

My new phone came and it’s pretty groovy. you can have up to 4 handsets attached to one outlet. It came with two and I put 2 more on MY wishlist. the wounded wildebeeste got one and sissy tommikins got the other. Oh we picked out a male prostitute for sissy. he’s suppose to call him today. toiletbrush spent $250 at another tall chick clothes place I found online. It seems like all the tall fashion sites are in the UK.

twinkie called ME when I got back last night and for some reason begged to take Me shopping too! heehee A few days ago he’s blubbering about Me being too hard on his credit cards then after a night of pining away looking at MY photos while I’m out–he’s begging to be taken advantage of SOME MORE! I think we knocked through around $200. Made him buy some cute skorts from boston proper and a tunic shirt.

Meet the newest freakshow perv!

he donated $400 and is running to get his webcam. he’s a total nervous little freak and he’s sooo petrified of ME. It’s totally amusing. I’m not sure what I’m going to name it yet. I’ll know after I get to digging deeper into his peasized brain.

UPDATE: Woohoo! Just got the big $1,000.00 from the turd again! Little fucker didn’t finish his essay so he got PENALIZED. When I say I want something done–GET IT DONE or you GET IT UP THE ASS!
Last night a new guy sent $200 and did some funny tricks including brushing his asshole with his electric toothbrush followed by a thorough teeth brushing. I won’t bother blessing him with a nickname til he comes around a few more times. Then sissy tommikins dropped $400. lesbian’s goldcard went on a Princess shopfest and probably spent around $500. The majority of it was for playclothes. Gap, Delias, Guess American Eagle.places like that. I’ll have the long list of shit he bought to MY fulfilled wishlist. Then I got this measly $25 donation from some little sissy who wants to be chastised. you’re going to have to do better than $25 you cheap ho’! Today I got some goodies in My mail–I still need to send someone to MY pobox and check if easy’s money is there yet. I got a really good photoshop book, My southpark video set, 911 1st season, 2 exercise tapes,and a really nice sterling silver bracelet.

Did MY FirmWorkOut and will do some calves and abs in a few hours. Me and a friend tried our hand at making dinner ourselves tonite. It was coconut chicken dish. It was okay, but I wouldnt want to eat it very often. Took a quick dip in the pool today and floated around in MY giant pool-chair fatmac bought ME last year. How refreshing. Let’s see. I broke My favorite phone today so I put another phone on My amazon wishlist which toejamjam promptly purchased as soon as I mentioned it. It looks pretty cool.

Today that leg and feet guy I said would come running back to pay when he saw My new pics–came around and paid $200. I also got $200 from nearly nardless and $50 GC from weakforfeet. toiletbrush spent a few hundred dollars at Victoria Secrets on ME. sissy jason an old flame from a few years ago called and lost $200. I think I’m gonna start calling him sissypothead cuz he’s always smoking when he calls. loser!

Sitting around in MY shorties watching forensic shows getting pissed at how many sicko bastard fuckwad murdering men there are out there.

Oh eatsusedrubbers here’s those pics you didn’t want Me to post. Now why don’t you take some proper ones with your freaky little face showing???

fatmac is gonna buy My other sister some shoes too. As soon as I find out which ones She wants I’ll post them here. Oh the newzealand sheepfucker just popped up out of the blue to donate $50. I sent out My “secret weapon” fullsized photo to him through yahoo messenger and magically he pulled another $50 outta his ass. Funny how that happens. twinkie just did some minor shopping for Me for $30. I’m trying to be nice to him cuz I’ve roughed up his credit card so bad the last few weeks.

Update: Like 3 a.m. Wednesday
Oh I had SOOO many fucking phone calls tonite I couldn’t take them all or hardly get through one call without MY callwaiting bleeping in. A few of you called all night trying to get a spot of My time. I know I told you to keep trying back but I was on calls for fucking literally hours tonite. I am SOOOO fucking pooped. Anyway, try back tomorrow and see if I can squeeze you in. Niters.

Had a fun time saturday. Had about a dozen people over. We grilled steaks and burgers, swam, drank beer and had a ball. Afterwards a few of us stayed here and watched reeeeally stupid movies. Sunday I worked out, vegged, nothing really interesting.
Well the turd made a $500 donation and still owes ME $500 more PLUS a 1500 word essay. he’s so fucking annoying. I think I’m just gonna wring this little fucker dry. toiletbrush got back from his trip and donated $500 which some was used to pay for My dickie virgin advertisement. The ukranian came out of hiding when he got MY email with My new photo and got milked out of $500 last night too! his accent is soo fucking funny. 500 was MY lucky number, I guess! friends to lesbians was worked over and out of $300. heehee These pictures are friggin LETHAL! stigjohn “the wounded wildebeeste” donated $100 and was allowed to spank off into a piece of bread and eat his “it’s not a sandwich itsa SPERMWICH meal.” he seemed very depressed and wanted to run away swiftly to bed..awwwww..how terribly tragic for him. Check out some of MY goodies. I got $80 and a totally gay brad the fag letter then another $40 in another envelope from him. In the photo I included his $80 plus $20 of the $40 he sent–(I sent $20 of it on beer), the $150 cash is from ed from north caroline who finally got the balls to send Me a 5 word email today! ed already sent another $100 this week. Looks like I have captured another little fly in My web. hahaha! Keep it coming, eddy! oh and also wildebeeste’s Morphing WonderWoman journal just cuz it’s cute.

Awww check out MY gladolias. I’m so proud. These came right outta My own yard. I cut some of them for a bouquet–the ones I planted Myself weren’t deep enough and some of the plants were coming up all slanty. There were like hundreds of these planted in MY yards and they are all coming up giant and beautiful. There’s My domestic moment of the day.

I think I’m gonna go and all the StarGate dvd’s to MY amazon wishlist to give you guys something to shop for. I have a feeling this is gonna be the last season and I don’t think I’m going to like that Atlantic Stargate that’s coming out.

Just sent cumslut out to get 3 cocks tonite. he’s not allowed to come home til he nurses 3 dicks. he’s been gone for hours. Oh almost forgot I also got a puny $50 tribute from weakforfeet or something like that. yawwwwwwwwwwn..boooooooooooooooring. Go back and try it again you cheapy feety freaky.
Check out this loser’s tanned ass.

UPDATE: Just checked MY mail and sissyboy WU has sent ME
$600 in the mail and hotwheels Hummer. ha ha If that little toycar wasn’t accompanied with 6 $100 bills I might have to kick your flaming ass around the block. I still might. Anyway, his card said he wished he could buy Me a brand new hummer but the HotWheels and the $600 was all he could afford. Made fagarina pay for another year of fagarina.com hosting. I’m sure he’s thrilled about that.

I’ve been screwing with johnstig, sissy christina and eatsusedrubbers at lot the last few days. stigjohn is sorta a boring name. I think I will call him wounded wildebeest. he was asking why I want to keep him trapped if he hasn’t much money and there are richer fish to fry. I said it’s because he’s like a big wounded wildebeest. he’s so helpless and slow, he’s an easy target to take down. I just can’t help MYself but to attack such a big dumb lumbering fool! hahaha

eatsusedrubbers hit MY amazon wishlist again. he got a few new FirmWorkOut DVD’s for ME, the Reno911 DVD 1st season collection, a blowdryer, another electric shaver, and My D-link. he’s also buying a bunch of workout clothes in hopes of ME sending him a sweaty item I wear during one of MY workouts. he’s such a little homo in the making. he bought these two GIANT sized dildos and has been sucking it like a little freak and perusing humungo-cock lovers and sperm swallower yahoo clubs. Little fucking queerbie. Maybe I will be nice to him and send him an old tshirt with a pit stain in it or something. That will work him into a total shopping frenzy I’m sure.

toejamjam sent $300 and poor little twinkie got worked out of yet another $300. HAHA poor twinkie, I just keep banging his little pocketbook so hard! My weighted stick thing for MY firm workouts finally came. I’ve been using small weights instead of the weighted pole. I was surprise to find out that the weighted pole the work-out girls use on MY Firm tapes is totally lighter than the small free weights I have been using instead. The work-out was waaay easier with the pole so I think Im going to go back with the free weights. Anyway, I did 2 tapes today. Sweated up a storm with the second work-out and also worked MY calves and abs. I’m really trying to focus on My calves because I havent paid attention to them for months and they are getting pretty skinny. Think I’m going to have some girls over sometime this weekend for a cook-out and swim party. I made smalldick SD order 8 more Tbone steaks from Omaha Steaks. Boxes of shit have been coming in like crazy.

Reposting My picture here. I like it on top! 🙂

Oh Mah Gawd! Oh Mah Gawd. Can I get MORE perfect? Sha’right. I don’t think so.

I think I’m going to send this photo fullsized to a few guys who have been hiding..see how many little spankers I can lure back into MY web and take advantage of them while they are in a weakened state.

I got another page of content done. I’m so proud of Myself. These are awesome. Wait til you spankers see this one FULLSIZED. Me thinketh you boys are in deep doodoo.

michael’s (nearly nardless) personal information has been removed because he coughed up the $400 as instructed.
Once again, I WIN! Now have another drink, nardless and go puke on your carpet again.

Here’s a note he sent after his panic of seeing his info displayed here for all of 5 minutes before he caved in and sent ME what I orignally demanded.

“Despite all my intelligence I am a moron compared to you, you know what I am thinking “ even worse, you know how to make me think whatever you want me to. I am a fat, old, shithead who is not worthy to speak to you; as such I am forever grateful that you deign to communicate with me. Please forgive any transgressions I may have made, they were the kind of mistakes that are to be expected from such a worthless waste of space such as myself.”

Since eatsusedrubbers is having a bday I let him do bday shopping for ME. he got ME that timed sprinkler thing I wanted.
you are ALL SO wrapped around MY pinky!