pakistan pooch came back and donated another $200. I expect an update in your journal as soon as you get back online. lesbian goldcard did $200. sissy christina was forced to pay around $255 or something last night. first it sent $200 and begged to watch webcam. I was in no mood to do webcam so I let it pay to watch “things” on My webcam. First it sent $25 to watch My tennis shoes and socks and used Diet Pepsi can–then it sent another $30 after watching a bottle of My nail polish. HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA you turds are sooooo sick in the head!
beerboy is crying cuz he is $4,000 overdrawn. HAHA funny!

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I expect more money on your switch card ASAP and the WIRE you promised MADE!
Everyone is encouraged to leave a comment here urging deryck to send the vast amount of money he is promising to send. Tell him how ugly and wacky he is, cheer him on as he steps off into the abyss yet another time, remind him that everyone wants to see him cave in and suffer even more!

I’ll update later.phonecall.

beerboy joe fell off the wagon already and I got another $200 from him. Remember our “arrangement,” joey..heehee. I expect you to do EXACTLY what I say this week.or ELSE!

deryck came out of hiding and made $1,500 of donations. he is making huge promises again.we shall see what happens. I am still irate with him and acceptance will cost him tens of thousands of dollars. Will his addiction get the best of him again?

Speaking of wack-job brits, I found a new one today. he called for the first time today and spent $400. he’s REEALLY pathetic. Tomorrow he is suppose to get a webcam and put on a freakshow for ME. This might be interesting.

The irish virginpiggy lost $100 today as well.

UPDATE: beerboy joe did not officially post his last journal himself.he left it to ME in My yahoo offline messages. It’s his usual Dear Princess i-am leaving-and-never-coming-back letter. he generally sends one of this nature after every big wallet lashing I give him. I am going to start posting them all as testimony of his WEAKNESS and ADDICTION. HAHAHA I love the part about him crying this morning. *In My sweetest southern accent* “Why I do declare. I do believe I just got a damp spot in My panties reading his cry for help.” HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Where the fuck does beerboy joe get his cash after I wipe him out?!?!
you’re NOT going to believe this! I got $500 more of customer money from him THEN I ran $900 on on My main merchant account on his credit card (might have been a debit card–not sure) then another $500 on that card using another merchant account. Bringing tonight’s Grand Total to $1900! he also said he went to the post office and mailed another $500..but I’m not officially counting that money until I get it! I had a girlfriend of Mine (not a dominatrix..just girl I hang with a lot) online playing good cop and sneaking information out of him. he got so turned on by Us double-donging him that he just couldn’t resist. 🙂
$300 from a goofy new sissy guy who found Me on keen. First time he paid. he sounded like such a scaredy cat, I’m not sure if he will work out. father flatulence came around again and made $600 of donations! Then charles handjob sent Me $200. WooHoo WooHoo WooHoo! charles has paid ME before but he’s not regular. he is one of those jack-in-the-box jack-offs. Pops up out of nowhere, spends a few $100, “pop goes his weasel”, and “poof” he disappears back in to his box again for 3 or 4 mos. Tragic soul. How do these guys BEAR living without ME during their off season?? I’ll never know. I FINALLY got the Dell I wanted! I returned 2 different Dells to get this perfect one. Now I’ll be all busy transferring shit and putting in all the downloads I need.

Oh also divorcee gave ME $200 of the $300 he promised and he also pointed out that he had paid Me another $100 this week that I forgot to mention. teehee. Whoopsie.that happens you know. divorcee is SOOO BAKED on the BITCHY BEAUTY. I think he has finally given up on the idea that he will EVER recover from this addiction. I’m like LSD, baby. Try Me one time.and you’ll be having flashbacks for the rest of your life.

Tomorrow night, I won’t be home. Going out. I plan to get a good work out tomorrow afternoon

Check out pornpie freak as “Crappy the Clown”.
As usual pornpie did the webcam thang and sent ME $300. Monday I got My hair done and went out with some girls because one of My friends had Her bday. I got back around 2.a.m.

beerboy I gotcha $300 in the mail, as well as a piddly $45 or was it $35.I don’t remember now from virgin piggy.

divorcee promised ME another $300 and brad the fag will be sending more treats and $100 bill. $25 from a stranger named carlos and $200 from toejamjam. Kinda slow. Pick it up, boys!

I wish My latex would get here already so I can do some friggin photos.

I was out last night but guess who was here waiting for ME when I got home? OMG I managed to get another $400 outta beerboy joe. he is SUCH a sick puppy and JUST can’t get enough abuse! he also was forced to molest bratwurst dunked in hotsauce and hot peppers and beat his pint-sized balls.

gertie came out of hiding and gave Mariah $100 for Her trip to Vegas. (cheap cheap)

smelly balls did some beauty product shopping for ME. he probably spent around a total of $200 on moisturizers, creams, cleansers and stuff like that.

divorcee..come out, come out, come out where ever you are! Me thinketh you need to drinketh again tonite!

toiletbrush I am STILL waiting for a GIANT box of T-bones. MUST EAT REDMEAT! Everytime I get on MY period I fucking want to scarf down enormous amounts of juicy, rare slabs of USDA PRIME ANGUS BEEF. I wish I could drive out to a friggin farm and pick an entire LIVE cow out, point at it, and say “DINNER! KILL! KILL! Shoot THAT ONE for ME.” I don’t want one that has been in the freezer for a long time. I want one that was mooing YESTERDAY. I feel like such a fucking carnivore right now–like a flesh eating vampire who just wants to devour things that bleed, bite the heads off little rats like you guys, suck the life out of the living, turn MY nose up at vegetables and reek havoc!

I have really heavy, long lasting periods and I think I am more affected by them then lots of Women. I definitely feel more emotional on MY period. I fucking get bloated, gluttonous and ultra aggressive, sluggish and lazy yet hyper and highstrung.but I also get this unexplainable tribal cave WOMAN feeling to Me that is hard to explain. It’s like the urge to hunt, stalk MY prey, not wash MY hair, run around with My bloated tummy showing and throw rocks at anything that passes. Ugha Bugha.

UPDATE:
Went to MY pobox and found some work-out tops, $400 wrapped in some strange paper with funny writing on it (could be from easy maybe?)and $100 from wimpdick. you print like a 1st grade teacher, wimpdick. Well it got here wimpy one.so it’s time to send another tribute.cept this one will be BIGGER! kevin sent 300 sentences “If i do not obey Princess.She should smite me.” My KillBill II DVD and cookbook from amazon came as well. twinkie just coughed up $200 for My hair appointment on monday. I have plans late monday night so it will be impossible to get a hold of Me. I made the divorcee pig of the day even though he just donated another $200 and virgin piggy just lost $100. lawnmower man is buying a cord of wood tomorrow and hauling it over and stacking in preparation of winter. Didn’t work-out today.I’m soo bloated and menstrual!
Oh toiletbrush I want FUCKING MEEEEEAT! I’m out steaks. Get your ass to omaha and fucking spend a SHITLOAD on Tbones for Me!

Click fagarina too see him on his date with Palmala Handerson!

Oh I mentioned punishing beerboy joe for getting for an episode he had last night. Well he wound up making more damning photographs, fucked himself with some bratworst, ate them, shit in a plate and then paid ANOTHER $300 to NOT have to eat the shit. AND he sent another $300 in the mail. I WIN JOE!!! I ALWAYS FUCKING WIN!  you’re not just another addicted loser, joey..you are one of those lost souls who have sailed into Princess Sierra’s Bermuda Triangle. THE OLD JOSEPH IS LOST to you now. he’s gone, disappeared, lost in limbo–SUNK at SEA, never to be seen again. I destroyed the normal man you used to be and created the strange, guilt ridden, freaky zombie you are today. HA fucking HA!

Yeah! munnyhunny finally got the package I promised him like 2 mos agos. he called worked into a frenzy and donated a total of $900! (I’m sure toiletbrush is totally jealous cuz I never send the stuff I promise him.but too bad for him. I need inspiration to lick a stamp. As I predicted beerboy joe did his day-after beg-for-a-refund thang. FUCK you, you fuckin’ walrus! Go sell some of that lard to the glue factory. I managed to squeeze another $40 out of virginpiggy’s scant creditcard. I got My StarWars trilogy in the mail today and watched the first one tonite. I’m proud of My workout today, I took a 3-mile speedwalk then did My firm circuit DVD.

father flatulence is a guy who claims to be a priest. he used to serve years ago. he popped out of nowhere and sent $150. When I emailed him back he wrote and said he was feeling guilty and was going to go pray to God for forgiveness and that he wasn’t going to email again. Guess what? I don’t forgive you. Go choke on a eucharist, padre poopstain.

Hey guys. Start unblocking your caller ID block.because I have totally been ignoring blocked caller ID #’s because of some annoying asses.

Well fagarina is free! he got his keys today and little junior is a free man. he’s not allowed to wank it until he has finished with several humiliating video ideas I came up with. One idea is him having a date with his hand..but he has his hand decorated. Ya know..when they hold their hand like a puppet, do that thing where they put lipstick around their thumb and forefinger and glue googly eyes and a patch of hair and make their hand talk. I want him to do a romantic love scene with his puppet hand with lots of hot talk before he passionately makes love with his beloved Palmala Handerson. fagarina is a natural performing circusfreak. I’m sure it will be a riot!

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