Hi sickos!
NOTE TO sideshow steve: you know that $300 you tried to put through that gave you an error message and we thought didn’t go through, so you sent another $300?? Well guess what?! The first $300 went through! So you actually sent $600! Does that make you horny? HAHHAHAHAHA!
Think of it this way..you weigh as much as 2 of My slaves, you have to buy 2 seats on an airplane, so it only makes sense that you pay for 2 seats for the PRINCESS RollerCoaster Ride too!
weeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee!

That hillbilly heath guy called back again last night and sent $200 plus his call. The applebee zombie did another $100. I caught yet ANOTHER leg guy. They’ve been swarming like ants to sugar! This guy sent $600 on his first night. he kept paying everytime I sent him a picture. After each photo, he’d say “i beg for leg!” and make another donation. If he sticks around and is a goodboy I will start calling him begforleg. sissyboyWU sent $350. Oh I totally broke MY favorite leather corset. Ya’ know the over the bust one I wore in the pics with the red fluffy skirt? Well I put it on over a thin catsuit and got it caught in the zipper, got pissed and yanked and busted the zipper bad. I know I will never get around to getting it repaired so I had toiletbrush run off and buy the same exact leather corset. It’s really nice soft leather and fits so well. My 2-toned latex dress showed up today and I am soo pissed. It fits like a glove but they fucking didn’t follow MY specifications at ALL! I distinctly asked for and made latexlover pay extra for a zip up the back and a few other extras. They totally didn’t do it. I am sending the fucker back. Pisses Me off so bad, because it was custom made and now I will have to wait another month or two to get it. GRRRRRR toiletbrush also spent around $250 or maybe more.(I need to count) on clothing shopping for Me and also got Me some JLO sunglasses and some hair cutting shears. you are still not done shopping toiletbrush! It’s grilling time again and I want a BUNCH of juicy tbones! Plus some more pretty stuff. I am so going to take advantage of you! I know My new pics wearing items you bought has mushed your mind. Watch Me stick MY finger in your brain and squish it any direction I want!
vintage furfreak is totally a bowl of man-jello over MY newest pics too. he spent around $350 on Guess jeans, Guess capris, a fitted blazer, and a few tops. HAHA Oh yah, then this TOTAL loser writes Me and proudly announces he bought the $10.79 vitamins off MY amazon wishlist. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. I’m so excited.

Who wants to be Mariah’s birthday bitch? Her bday is next week and She sent over a list of demands. First she wants like $300 of spa gift certificates.
http://www.myspagift.com/certificates.asp
And some expensive hair vitamins to grow her hair out even longer faster. She added more shit on amazon wishlist too. Email Me if you want to be My sister’s bday bitch.
I’ve posted 2 pics of Mariah in members diary down at the bottom. They are kinda crappy webcam shots, but oh well. Shop more and maybe She’ll take some more.

easy’s $200 got here today. Where the fuck is the other $100, you fucking bastard!? I do NOT like late payments. you have just earned $100 late fee. So that’s $200 you are sending.

I’ve shrunk the photos on MY teaser preview page. you little cheap bastards will have to squint. I’m also tweaking up a few other pages a bit throughout the day and adding another payment button to MY recurring payment billing for those who are members of the “It’s the Love Tax, baby” payment plan. (Yes, the original Love Tax.) I have changed shopping cart gateways on MY merchant account and it has a LOT more customizeable features. Now I can do recurring donation billing without using partykey or ccbill. I even set up daily autopay. Think how dreamy it will be to see a smaller payment taken out of your account EVERY day. Seeing it all over your statements again and again and again. Hot stuff, ain’t it, dweebo?

Yay ikobo died too! 🙂

Later

UPDATED: K. I got the Ultimate Bombshell gallery now available to members only. Find it here. I just sent out an email to MY mailing list. If you didn’t get it, sign up again on MY mailing list. I notice a group of guys who haven’t verified their mailing list. If you add yourself.you MUST follow the link the mailing list gives you to subscribe to it.

Members update is coming soon. I’m going to put up the set with the black dress with pink flowers. Been working on the gallery. Maybe if you guys are lucky (and extra good) I’ll have it up by tonite. Been having tons of fun the last few days! Guys have been shoppping nonstop for ME online. I’m in a awesome mood today!

Also took a few more pics. Got a few smoking ones and a few more in those blue and pink shoes. This set in the denim turned out really dark though. But I look awesome.
(had a pic up, but took it down, decided to not put it up yet and replaced it with a very tiny, cropped version to MY lj photos. The original showed off MY sexy tummy. you’ll have to BEG MORE to see My catwalk picture uncropped and fullsized.pppppppplllllttttt)
The smoking ones and the ones with the skirt and blue and pink shoes I took with some natural daylight out and the lighting turned out so much better.
Anyway, I’ll update later tonite and brag and stuff after I get some webbie stuff done. Yikes! I’m late for My workout!

Yay fagarina’s easter video is in! Woohoo! I love this one! I have the bestest sideshow freaks.

I was going to take those pics I had promised wearing the “annoying things on My legs.” Well I ripped one putting it on before I got the matching one out of the box! Oh well. I’ll get someone to buy some more. So anyway, I got disgruntled and didn’t take any wearing them.

I did take a few ultra sexy pics this shiny cropped jacket and some giant stomper boots. I do love how that jacket glistened in the photos. Here’s a treat.

I only took like 4 pics. Ones I take really late at night in the basement always seem to have funny lighting. So I got annoyed and gave up early. Sucks for you spankers. Plus I was having a hell of a time posing chastely in that skimpy little bottom. It was suppose to be one of those dancer bottoms that rockettes and stuff wear, but they wound up being a tinky little bikini bottom. I’ll try again for that smoking set I was planning.

And one for you feetboys.

This is the pair of shoes that toiletbrush sent. The pink ones deryck sent showed up a few days ago too. Hopefully My blue dress will show up soon. 🙁

UPDATE: Well, well. beerboy got the emails and called Me within 2 minutes. OMG he was wimpering on the phone.saying “WHY??? Wuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-whY???” he says he is completely broke and wants to pay Me off $12,000 by 60 days if I promise to never ever contact him again. (Unless he contacts Me first, which breaks the contract.) $12,000 for free passage and freedom. Decisions. Decisions. Should I let him buy his life back? I’ll have to sleep on it.

I had to do something VERY naughty to beerboy today. he had been out of town for awhile.and trying to hide from ME. I called him and he did that “hello? hello? i can’t hear you” thing on his phone. Then when I called back didn’t answer the phone all day. Oh beerboy, has that EVER worked for you before? So you know how I broke into his email account and collected a TON of emails that he had sent out to some mailing list of family and friends for his parents christmas party months ago? Of course I saved them and have threatened him with it. Well, today I sent out 4 emails including some of his most humiliating photos to 4 people with his same last name that were on that list. I forwarded him a copy of each mail I sent. he’ll probably be gone for a long time now.but it was worth DICKING his life up one last time! I really didn’t want to do it–because I know it would be killing a good moneycow for a long time..but I have My principles. Some behavior has got to be met with SEVERE punishment!!! Sometimes I just get too ticked off to care and just want to HURT THE man as much as possible. It’s joe’s fault that it happened. I’m sure his family will be mortified by his disgusting nude body and and the degrading signs he is holding up and the items he has protruding from his flabby ass. Upsetting Princess will cost you more in the long run then any damage I could possibly do to your wallets.

Ok.so I got this guy named carlos who contributed (if I counted them up right) $250. I haven’t nicknamed him yet, because he hasn’t really served me–just sent a few emails and several donations. fagarina got $150 swiped out of his banking account and also bought Me $200 worth of best buy gift cards. Well, I made the order. I have his bestbuy credit card here. he pissed and moaned a lot on the phone, but as usual caved in and thanked ME profusely for taking his money. terrance did $150. toiletbrush did some some shopping last night. he spent $250. I made him beg to shop more for Me today, because I need to peruse clothing stores for more stuff for him to buy which is very timing consuming. I’ve suddenly lost a little weight and all my jeans are fitting baggy. So I’m going to have him replace a lot of My jeans. So anyway, he’s got a lot more shopping in store for him as soon as I find stuff for him to spend his money on! Just got $300 from some really drunk guy that I never talked to before today. he gave Me his yahoo account and he is such a whore! he has been paying this really lame chick and he’s one of her prized guys. When I was logged into the account, I could read all their lame email exchanges. Poor girl needed some new material BAAAD. he’s gonna be a one-time deal. I hate those slut-type moneyslaves. Be devoted to ONE Woman and make Her happy–otherwise your money is wasted.

easy promised to send $300 by mail today. easy, don’t send it to the POBOX..send it to the Canal Winchester addy. I don’t want people sending cash to the POBOX anymore.

Check out My little easter wabbits!
I’ll be adding a HYSTERICAL video of fagarina if I can get this fucker shrunk. The idiot forgot to turn his cam off.so it’s like 9minutes long and I have to edit out the last 7 minutes of him looking at himself in the mirror like a tard then showering. Doesn’t wimpdick make the silliest little bimbo-bunny? he can’t fuck like a bunny though. his wife is too grossed out by him and hasn’t done it with him for 6 fucking years!!!!!!!!!!!!

YO PIGYMY!! you’re fucking stubby ass owes ME $300!! I recommend you pay it off swiftly!

Ok. I decided on getting My bike done in this asian blue in candy. (It’s kinda the same shade as that blue bike I had posted–except it’s in candy paint.) It’s going to have a darker shade of blue and silver ghost flames. The blue is beautiful. I went in to the paint place with full intentions of getting red, until I saw all the other choppers they were doing in reds. This blue is really pretty. It will take a few weeks I guess, but we took it in on friday. 🙂

Kewl beans! Just got a brand new guy who just sent Me $500 on his very first donation! Then turned around and did another $500 on MY other pay system! he’s getting drunk and I’m trying to get another $500 outta his ass as I type this. If he works out, I’m gonna name him the lush. Got $200 plus his call from some guy named keith, $100 from loves2suckit, $100 from this old ugly little sissydragqueen I used to talk to and $100 from the applebee zombie.
Note to the ugly old sissydragqueen. Remember what happens thursday! you better check in..or I’ll make you sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. toiletbrush promised Me another shopping spree, but I have been sooo fucking busy with business shit and calls and other stuff. Don’t worry, toiletbrush–I’m gonna work to pick out some stuff online tomorrow.

This is gonna be a short update. I got to get back to working this drunkard over!
Toodly loo!

Periodically, I get guys sending Me links to moneyslave directories all tweaked out because I am not listed there. Don’t send them. I don’t link with ’em. Kinda ironic ain’t it though? I’m not on ANY moneyfetish type toplists and moneymistress directories although this is the site that birthed the fad. If you do see My link or banner on one, they just stuck Me up there or joined MY affiliate program. I don’t link back to them. So anyways, I’m not there, I don’t wanna be there and why are you looking there for?? It all STARTS here anyway. All you’re going to find surfing around, is what I said a few months ago. teehee

Trip down memory lane. So I was going through some of MY old notebooks and files looking for some old info on some guy when I ran across one of the first cards I wrote on deryck. Before I got all completely computerized, I used to keep little index cards on guys.so I had fucking tons of these little recipe boxes and file boxes full of kazillions of index cards with all you guys’ info on them. 🙂 It was mostly for billing purposes. Anyway, so here’s a pic of the 1998 box I believe (maybe 1999). Well deryck had like 3 cards in there but the other 2 were totally filled with his sister and mom’s address and phone and tons of other messy scribbles that I can’t make out and like 9 credit card#’s with lines through them, .cuz he use to get cards, spend tons of money on Me, feel guilty and close his credit cards a month later so he wouldn’t do this stuff again. Of course, he ALWAYS did the stuff again and would get new cards and so on and so forth. Here’s deryck’s card from when I first met him. (I don’t know why I bothered blocking out the last digits of those old expired cards–I’m sure they are all canceled now. Anyway, it says: “Total Nut! Likes men piss. BIG SPENDER! Get him drunk! Fun! Crazy.” Yep.some things never change, deryck is one insane mothah fuckah! HA! Hell, you’ve been around for awhile too, baboon. I found you in some real old notebooks. AND bradthefag, you little bastard. I was looking through like My 1999 book and you USED to fucking make bigger donations instead of sending Me lamey carepackages in the mail. I’m so going to TOSS your ass if you don’t straighten out!

To
the Tune of “It’s Raining men!” by the Weather Girls
Hi (- Hi!) I’m the Princess BitchyGirl (- Ah-huh -)
And have I got news for you – You better listen!
Get ready, all you lonely freaks
and leave those umbrellas at home. (- Alright! -)
your little weenie is rising – resistance is getting low
According to all sources, BitchyBeauty.com is the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It’s gonna start raining ATM’s!!!!!!!!
It’s Raining ATM’s! Hallelujah! – It’s Raining ATM’s! Amen!
he’s gonna go out to run and let himself get
Absolutely completely DICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s Raining ATM’s! Hallelujah!
It’s Raining ATM- Men! Every Specimen!
Short, bald, fat and lean
Lame and low and not too KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

God bless Princess Sierra, she’s an awesome Woman too!
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange his mind
So that each and every woman could sit and watch THIS GREEDY BITCH SHINE!!!!!!!

It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah! – It’s Raining Men! Amen!
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It’s Raining Men! Ame———nnnn!

UPDATE: March 18, 2005 11:49 p.m.
Fucking-A! The fun just doesn’t end for Princess! Ya know how munnyhunny gave Me $200 yesterday and promised to call back to get screwed over for more? Well, he did precisely that. I wham-bammed him with more of those last pics of Me in the black and pink dress and got another $800 out of him! Damned, I LOVE it! What a week! Anyway, My period just hit–insert your tampons, boys.

Got a lot of fun stuff in the mail today!

wimpdick’s $325 showed up. On the right you can see applebee zombie’s stolen $40.rather boring isn’t it?

My flowery blue shoes that toiletbrush showed up too. I didn’t know but they are from Kenneth Cole and are pretty nice shoes. They fit absolutely perfect and are way more comfortable than I imagined. I have them coming in pink too. Hopefully these blue ones will match nicely with the pearl blue dress I have coming in.

I also got a shitload of stuff from VS! Lots of deryck’s amazon purchase arrived as well as My stuff from Secrets in Lace. There were like 12 boxes that came just today.

the divorcee just sent Me $300 and sissy tommikins just paid another $300 too. 🙂 sissy tommikins has been pretty good these last few weeks. Keep up the good behavior, tommikins you pathetic little fairyboy! sissy tommikins is really fun to do phonecalls with..he friggin talks in this hysterical lisping voice. It’s a riot. Booo..My wonderful rant is already buried soo fast..but I’ve gotten so much stuff and had so much to brag about lately. Maybe I will go through and pick out My best livejournal rants and make a new page for them.

Anyhoo! We’re staying home watching SCIFI and movies tonite. Might be on and off tonite. Tomorrow we have plans.

I’ve been on a roll the last few days! Keep it comin’, boys! Might update later. Toodles