UPDATE: Yippy! My chopper is FINALLY back from paint!

Have to wait 2-3 days before we put it back together. VROOOM VROOM! I’m gonna be riding FREEEE! The color is waaay prettier than the photos. It also is a funkier blue than it seems to be in this photo It’s got all these awesome shimmery blues and its really sparkly! It’s a very good paintjob..it’s like glass! When it’s all put together I’ll get more pics. 🙂

Sister M’s prezzies from deryck have been showing up on Her doorstep and She is very pleased with them.

loopyforlegs lost $350. At first he said there was absolutely NO way he could pay over $100, but a few photos later, he changed his mind. (Imagine that.) loopy is such a megaloser! twinkie got around $80 worth of fishies for Me, $200 from a donald who just sent the cash and never contacted Me or sent an explanation. Well, I recognized his email.this guy has been buying a membership practically EVERY month for a year..then turns around and cancels JUST TO fucking sign up a few weeks later.. It was inevitable that this guy was going to cave in SOME DAY..and he did! Not only did I get the first $200–after emailing him and congratulating him for giving in to his addiction..he sent $300 more! So after he spent $500 he says..”i feel guilty” and I’m like “did you jerk off or something???” and he’s like “yes.” HAHAHA! Well THAT’s your problem spunk for brains! Don’t fret, you won’t feel guilty when your dick gets hard in a few days dreaming of Me.the guilt last a few days but the addiction is FOREVER. I also told him how it’s like you guys become Princess’ WERE-WANKERS!.like werewolfs or something..ordinary men who turn into freaky sub-beasts who can’t control themselves! They grow hair in funny places and start howling strange things at the moon like “fuck me up, Princess!!! Owwww-oooooooooh! i’ll do ANYTHING to goooooooooooooo! Oww-OWW-oooOOooooooOOh! i’d do anything for YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!” Yes, you have been bitten BY the evil Bitch! Under My mysterious influence you transform into THE WERE-WANKER who can no longer control himself! The wild eyed, dickyanking wankerbeast who tears off his manclothes and tries to chew off his own tail to amuse Me. hahahaha! Oh and instead of going out and devouring the helpless..you only try to tear yourself to shreds! (just like Princess taught you.) That’s a good boy! Go for your own jugular for Princess. RIP your own heart out! Let me see some guts and gore!!!

…but then…

the next morning.you wake up alone, naked and cold, your own blood still on your hands, sperm on your breath, your wallet empty, your pride CRUSHED, a skinny, weak, maimed little man regretting the rampage he had the night before, seduced by the power of the PRINCESS in HER FULL glory, the GLOW of Sierra–the one who brings out the most basic you–the wild wooly HOWLING MAD FOR PRINCESS WERE-WANKER! OOOOWW—owwww-oooooooooooooooooooh!!!! HAHAHAHA

Where was I???..soo anyway, I named donald who lost $500 the addict because I see him getting there FAST! I told him he could call and listen to ME gloat, but he was too scared for a phonecall. *giggle*
$100 from alan who made a donation but I don’t think I know who he is either. he hasn’t contacted ME since he made the payment. Hi alan, very nice for you to meet Me. Now that we have been acquainted, GO MAKE ANOTHER DONATION! HA!

I’ll be available for calls tomorrow. I didn’t even answer MY phone most of the weekend. I turned off the ringer.was sick of listening to you turds call.

Look at the fucking time and I’m still up! Been shopping with deryck all night. he sent ME $1,100.00 🙂 Then spent around $400 shopping for MY Sisters.
he also sent Me $150 of GC’s. twinkie spent over $300 today at JCREW buying Me more pants. Stuff has been flying off MY fulfilled amazon wishlist too. Lots of steaks, conditioners and some cheapie food stuff I put up. I removed the big fish aquarium from My wishlist cuz lawnmower boy got Me a new tank. I’m all addicted and now have a 39 gallon tank–so I’ll be making guys buy more fishies.

Hey dumbfuck british guy with the fucking irish accent. Make another fucking donation like you said you were going to, you dorkass piece of shit!

Tomorrow I’m going to hunt around for more tall places that have groovy pants and jeans. (No easy task–tall Women’s clothes are generally GROSS!) Absolutely none of MY jeans are fitting and some of the new ones I had you guys just buy are bagging too. I have to replace all of them. I’m not going to throw the old ones out yet though. I usually always lose weight in the summer. I’m going to start kicking in with weights more next week and try to build up some more muscles and work on getting a 6 pack, My legs are looking kinda skinny so I’m going to go to the gym instead of working out mainly at home. Its seems I do better leg workouts at the gym. I’ve been focusing on cardio mainly this month–so anyway I’m hitting the weights hard for 2 weeks.

God Im tired. I’m going to bed. I prettied up the Vote4Princess page and the Contact page.

yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn All shopping and no sleep makes Princess a tired girl!

UPDATE: I announced that I had posted the new gallery and just realized it was still bring you to the mini gallery. Now it is linking to the full gallery. It’s fixed now.

OMG! What a fucking busy day! I’ve been on calls all day long while trying to screw with guys on I.M., watch their webcams and work on My site all at the same time. I had like a zillion wankers I was trying to message at one time and kept sending the little spankers the wrong guys’ messages. whooops!

That one sissyboy who did My last few banners has made a cool graphic for My front page. I’ll post the un-tweaked, unpinkish original version of that photo in Members when I finish that gallery. I didn’t want to post any of these pics that size for free, but I couldn’t friggin resist when I saw how good the graphic looked and then how the long skinny shot looked all cool on the side of the domain. I’m not quite sure about the Domain yet but I think the index page is a cool change. I love My pink–but damned I made the domain page PINK!

ANYway, I got $200 from that new british guy with the thick irish accent. I’m not sure if he knows that he made 2 $100 donations or if he was trying to send one and did it twice. Either way, his money is in MY wallet! Why don’t you go back and try another $200?! I think it’s time I give you a nickname too. Call Me tonite and we will discuss it. $100 from toiletbrush–that is SO not enough. you better get some cash transferred and prepare to get ROYALLY SCREWED! $500 from munnyhunny! he’s so easy. It took Me like 2 minutes. 🙂 $400 from father flatulence. That naughty little padre got wood today looking at MY new pics! Where the hell does a priest get the money to blow on evil Princesses, I’d like to know! he won’t fucking tell Me. he’s always so secretive. old man tim came out of hiding just long enough to buy a membership, give Me $400, whine a little bit about how much it sucks being an addicted freak and then disappear.

Yay for Me! I love cash and prizes! Keep it rolling in, boys!

Tonite we went to the FRIGGIN’ BESTEST mexican restaurant. MY friend called because She saw a new hole-in-the-wall mexican restaurant that opened up. She said She always sees a lot of mexicans walking in when She drives by so it ought to be good. So we go and there are like fucking 50 beanermobiles parked out front. you could totally tell by just looking at the parking lot, that this place was crawling with them. This one ugly truck had a big gold glittery lion crawling across the hood. We went in and it was absolutely packed with mexicans. Wall to wall hollering mexicans–the majority men. We were the only white people in there. Well, she is more white than Me. They had mexican karoke going on. Absolutely nobody was singing american songs–it was totally that old crazy fiesta type music. But man oh man, this was THE BEST authentic mexican I have ever had. Better than anything I’ve tasted in california, oklahoma and texas. Just incredible, but the place was so scary and this totally obese 4ft tall guy with a big walrus mustache kept sending us coronas and squinting and nodding at us. Creepy little hombre.

I’m in such a good mood I updated too! I can’t believe how much I got done today. Members will find that the rest of the leather/smoke gallery is now up. Find it here.

UPDATE:
Here’s some of the donations I have gotten. $300 from a j.w., $100 from beerboy joe, $75 from a guy on yahoo–first time he’s paid–watched him on webcam for a few..bored ME silly, $200 from slutty suzy, $25 from cheapo billystink (I forgot to mention it–imagine that), $250 from sharon. Oh then I got $300 from this atmslave guy who claims to have just lost his testicles and prostate 6 weeks ago because of prostrate cancer. I have no idea if he’s telling the truth. he was very polite and entertaining and he seemed so genuine when telling his story–but spankers tell total lies all the time. I don’t believe it until I SEE IT with My own eyes! Anyway, he said he would buy a webcam and show ME. I’ll still think its part of some elaborate wanky fantasy, but if he DOES have no balls I will be totally tickled pink! I’ve never had a guy without nads in MY collection. Only time will tell.

Argh I’m so pissed. The paint place is taking SOO long! I called friday and they still aren’t done. They were gone for a week or 2 at some bikeshow. It’s been 5 damned weeks and I’m so anxious to get it back. Grrrr!

I still haven’t sent MY new pics fullsized to anyone but fagarina and sharon. I think I’ll send one or two shots out to a few boys and go fishing for suckers!
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Tinky little teasers for you addicted old geezers!
Im wearing the jacket and skirt toiletbrush sent Me. I’m really pissed at him now and am ignoring him til I get what I want! Those are those shoes that were like originally $700 that vintage furfreak found on sale. They are awesome looking but I could hardly walk to the camera to push the timer button in those mother fuckahs!

I wish MY board matched the rest of MY site colors better. I don’t think I can bear going in and changing templates and having to fix everything I did to it though. I’ve been preoccupied with other projects this week. Man oh man, I’ve been busy.

I’ll go through MY receipts and post what you guys have gotten. I expect to have more to brag about in a few days after you dweebs see MY shots. I think I’ll be adding the rest of the leather gallery tonite if I get time.

My tummy is still bloated and I feel icky from auntie flo.but I’m not near as grouchy.
Does that disappoint you?

Livejournal might look odd today. I’m fiddling around cuz Im sick of having it trapped on the frame on the daily page.

About done with it now. So what do you people like best? The old version or the new?

$900 from beerboy joe today! 🙂

Supposedly $700 is supposed to go towards his “buy off”. ($200 of it didn’t count) I don’t see how he is going to raise the other $10,000 or $11,600 or whatever money he owes by may 26th. But whatever, I think I will make you guys set your bets on just how long it will take for him to run back if and when he pays his buy-off.

he had the STUPIDEST excuse of why he contacted Me today, too. he said a folder disappeared out of his email box and he was worried it was ME. I could tell from his stupid explanation that it was pure bullshit. he was just coming back for some more abuse–which he swiftly got.

An email:
Please leave me alone now. Your dam pic is haunting me. I am going to delete it.
joe

Later an email from joe:
you screwed me over again! those dam pics rile me up.
joe

Another email:
you certainly have your claws in me. and i’ll admit my addiction is severe. but I am going to try like hell to live without you after the payoff. i only pray i have the strength.

i will send you more todayso it comes off the debt. thank you. you are sooo kind
joe

Oh joey, you got it bad and dat ain’t good.for you anyway! HA!

I’ve been working on putting phpnewads up for banner rotation. I’m so proud of MYself for successfully installing it. I just sent Veronica that $100 fagarina. She’s happy that it’s coming, you silly little sucker.

easy. The package sent today is SERIOUSLY LACKING. FIRST, asshole, several items are missing INCLUDING ONE IMPORTANT ITEM and you KNOW WHAT IT IS..and you ARE GOING TO SEND IT!! DO you FUCKING UNDERSTAND??? SECONDLY, you got ME the SMALL bottle of raspberry detangler, I DISTINCTLY DEMANDED THE GIANT ONE!! MY hair will suck this shit down in a few weeks. GET your fucking southern baptist ass BACK to the salon and get it TOMORROW! THIRDLY, could the sugarfree candy you sent be ANY MORE DISGUSTING, ANY MORE CHEAP?? you obviously PUT ABSOLUTELY NO THOUGHT OR EFFORT picking out this stuff!!! What did you do???? Steal this out of the candy bowl at the geriatric clinic when you were waiting for your wife to get done getting the mole on her ass removed???? OMG I can’t fucking believe you sent this SHIT. I think I will be sending you “some SHIT” in the mail. I wonder which one of your family members I should address it to?? The ONLY thing you did right, was getting the CORRECT mascara that I love so much. EVERYTHING else was done HALF-assed! Guess what that means??
PENALTY GALORE for you!

For those on Princess men-stral cycle: INSERT your FUCKING TAMPONS because I JUST STARTED! WHAT was your fucking first clue??

sluttysuzy, this means you too! Since you are new I will explain it to you! you go to the store, you buy the jumbo pack of tampax tampons SuperPlus the ones in the orange. you shove one up your ass every two hours. (yes, you remove it before you add another) you do this for 7-10 days depending how long I go with the flow.

I got some shit to do. I’ll update about some of the other goodies and news when I have more time and patience!

Just got another $500 from deryck who disappeared soon after paying it. Popped up, paid it and ran away. I swear so many of you guys act like that gopher hammer game at the county fair. Where all those little gophers pop their heads half way out of the hole and your trying to smash them with a giant hammer before they disappear back into the hole. There’s one! WHAM.Oh there’s one WHAM! There’s .uh! fucking asshole yanked his dick too fast. Oh, there’s another! WHAM WHAM WHAM! It’s so much easier when you guys just fucking come around every payday like clockwork and offer your neck at the chopping block. Hang around, do your duty, say your prayers, be good boys. But hell, you guys wanna play the flying pinata game!?! I’ll come out with 2 BIG OL’ BASEBALL BATS SWINGING and fucking knock the sense out of you.

Nice quiet day. I got an AWESOME workout done. I did 45min with My little Mia Fitness cardio Xbox game thing and then did 1hour weight training on free weights and the BowFlex. I’ll probably be sore tomorrow because I upped MY weights a bit today. That Fitness game is actually pretty fun for cardio cuz it changes all the time and can be challenging if you set it to be challenging.

The weather was crazy today! It snowed big fluffy snowflakes the entire day, but it didn’t really stick. It was totally sunny and warm 2 days ago with MY tulips and flowers springing up all over the place! Friggin nuts. Anyway, I did go out into the cold for a bit to have mexican with a few friends. Saturday night I went out partying and wore some hot leather pants that somebody had sent ME but I can’t remember who. My hair looked extra special that night. All eyes were on ME–but when is that NOT the case?

latexlover: They attempted to deliver that latex dress on friday but I wasn’t home when they tried. I’ll call tomorrow and see if they will redeliver.

I got $300 from a brand new british guy who has this really thick scottish accent. he gives Me the $300 and is like feverishly thanking Me and sounding like he’s in total heaven, wheezing like a crazed maniac saying how wonderful I am and how he is going to serve regularly and then, “CLICK” , hangs up. $300 for 4 minutes of ecstasy! Friggin losers, probably spontaneously spunked in his pants the second I said, “I logged in and I can see your money!” cuz that’s when he really started moaning like a spazz. $100 from an eric. he says he has paid Me before, but I don’t really remember him at all. Well, I mentioned that deadman dan sent $200 in GC’s yesterday. SO I emailed him and told him that I hadn’t claimed them yet, because I preferred to get $200 CASH instead. Sooooo. being the guiltridden goofball he is, he doesn’t respond to MY mail, but obviously got it, because $200 CASH arrives from him shortly after. So I made a mad dash to amazon and cashed in his amazon GC too. teehee! I shafted deadman dan and I bet it gave him a complete woody. Oh yah, I also got another $100 from sluttysuzy and made him shave his hairy chest. he’s got some big man-titties on him.they are pretty gruesome. Anyway, we’ve discovered that kinda like the baboon, sluttysuzy has a split-personality. his man-side that tries to fight temptation and resist MY charms (the despicable steven)and then sissywhore sluttysuzy the pantyboy sissyfreak who dances around like a girlymonkey and obeys MY every whim. Me and suzy are in cahoots right now to DESTROY the yucky manside of him–the male filth, “the despicable steven” suzy gives up all of steven’s personal information and tells Me all his dark secrets and the things that makes the despicable steven weak and vulnerable. steven is going buhbye..PERMANENTLY.

Enterprise is going to be gone for good pretty soon. I think there are 4 episodes left. Not that it’s MY favorite show or anything, but when I’m desperate for SCI-Fi I’ll watch it–which I am right now, since Farscape is long gone, Stargates are over for this season (really short seasons too) and BattleStar Galatica is done for the season too. Anyway, this last episode of Enterprise was SoooOOOooooOOOOo fuggin stupid!