sinking frenchboy tried to resist.but alas..he COULDN’T!! NO BIG NEWS THERE! he was suppose to call Me last night and chickened out, so I penalized him! $500 frenchie fuckup tax. he sent it very quickly and thanked Me on the phone for taking his cash.

I also got $100 out of drunk danny the guy who sticks booze enemas up his ass. he’s passed out. Serves him right, he’s such a fucking phone whore. THEN guess what?? I got yet another $300 out of the amazon shopping addict! he’s TONS O FUN! SOooOOOOOooooO easy. I just say, “I want more!” and he snaps to it! That’s how I’ze like My bitches! EASY!! It’s like a have a little remote control and I keep pushing the SHOP NOW button and he is My little robo shopper, head spinning in circles, making little funny r2d2 noises and chirps, little weenier blinking bright red, going straight to amazon and typing in his credit card at MY command.

Hi diddly dee another $500 for Me! deryk  coughed up another $500 then disappeared before he had a chance to do something stupid. Stop ruining My fun, deryck! toiletbrush did about another $200 in clothes shopping for ME today too.

$300 from this annoying hillbilly guy who called Me some time ago. he did grody stuff on the phone. Then started to beg to cum, so I hung up on him. My new fishpond pump showed up today that terrance got Me a few days ago. Don’t think I mentioned it. The other one was burning out. There were tons of boxes waiting for Me today full of the clothes items I have had guys buying Me. brad the fag apologized for his behavior and promised to send ME $200 plus another carepackage. I’ll be looking for it you worthless dweeb! Oh yeah slutty suzy coughed a measly $100.

Had a fun night, but damned I’m pooped! Need to get My ass to bed now!

Bike is coming home tomorrow. But I really won’t be able to ride it much until I get it inspected. WOOHOO! It’s about fucking time.

Another reason to hate keen. They deleted a Mistress’s group ‘Professional Live Dominants’.

“NiteFlirt does not permit in-person meetings. Therefore we have removed the content of your group page and join message. We have placed the html code below.”

HAHAHA you can fucking use pictures of OTHER people and claim they are you and say you are a honest to goodness Dominatrix, but nooooooooooooooo actually doing live sessions. HA! WHAT THE FUCK?? What the fuck does Keen care what people do in their personal lifes? Well there you have it. No real Mistresses allowed on Keen. HAHAHA! Whatever how rude. Just a few weeks ago somebody found My paul the pud claymation photo on someone’s niteflirt page! The silly pic of MY hand making paul drink a wine cooler..who the fuck is going to steal that??? Well somebody did. To get it removed I had to send a fucking essay to keen and answer like 25 questions. It was a real pain in the ass.

Just got $1,000 out of deryck! woohoo! Oh and got another $200 amazon from amazon shopping addict. I made him cave soo easily! I need to go find something to add to My wishlist so I can use it towards it. I got a pair of Silver jeans in the mail today.but I haven’t a clue who I made get them. They fit awesome though. A skirt from Macy’s showed up and $100 cash in an envelope from “a fiend.” I don’t know if they were trying to write “a friend” or a “a fiend” but I’m sure fiend is more appropriate. I don’t make “friends” with dudes. Whosoever sent ME the little lingerie, stocking and $100 in the mail with instructions for ME to wear them in a photo and photograph My “perfect pantied ass” can STICK IT UP HIS SPHINCTER! I took the $100 and tossed the lingerie in the post office garbage can. I also spent your $100 in the MOST unsexy manner I could think of. It went to the dentist when I got MY teeth cleaned that same day. Think of how sexy I was with My little dentist bib on spitting grody bloody water into the sink. Get you hard? FUCK you, pervert!

Still shopping. I’ve been going blue jean crazy. Out with My old stuff in with the new! twinkie got Me a pair of SweetNLow Lucky jeans. I had toiletbrush buy Me the Easy Rider jeans and a summer top from The Buckle, plus pick up a few items from JCrew. he also got a few more tube tops and a few inexpensive eyebrow pencils and a sharpener from My amazon wishlist. I updated the fulfilled wardrobe wishes page again. $200 from the guy who I called The Missing Link. This guy looks like a big hairy javaman! You know that cartoon Mr. Cave maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan? With the big beard and long hair with the bald spot? This guy was totally like that –cept he weight almost 400 lbs! YIPES! The funny part is, I got him all drunk and made him give Me his email passwords so I could snoop around. Well, his email was attached to his cell phone company or something and after snooping around I figured out I could bust into his phone bill information too! So I had every number that called in and out! Then I noticed all these friggin 800#’s.and I’m like.you fucking phonesex addict! So I pick a number and dial it to see what kind of shit he calls.and I get The MAN HOTLINE or some shit!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS HOWLING!!! IT JUST DOESN’T GET BETTER THAN THIS!!! So I have his brother and all his best friends’ email addresses, EVERYONE’s phone # and MONTHS and MONTHS of phone records of him compulsively calling NITEFLIRT and a myriad of gay phonesex lines and chatlines!!! HAHAHAAH FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAKS!! you men are SOOO FUCKING DISGUSTING!!

$200 from the ukranian who owes ME another $200 in a few days. joe the guy who got ME those $300 amazon GC’s the other night was easily talked into another $100 GC. his nickname is the amazon shopping addict he likes to shop at amazon for the Amazon Princess! he’s all super paranoid of ME getting his billing information–so it’s all amazon shopping. I really don’t know what he’s so scared of. *innocent giggle* I have a feeling..I’ll be getting more GC’s from him soon, he’s pretty easy. BTW My Harley boots showed up today. I love em! They fit perfectly and they zip up the side so I don’t have to unstrap and untie them every time I put them on and off.
My amazon wishlist.
My fulfilled amazon.
So I was suppose to get MY chopper this weekend.but the guy calls and says he has to go out of town and take his mom cuz his aunt had a stroke or something.and I’m all ticked off and he says “you really don’t care, do you?” and I say, “and what was your first clue?” and he says, “I’m sooo sorry, I’ll work harder.” I’ve been bitching about this bike taking so long.but it really wasn’t his fault.it was the painters who took fucking 8 weeks or some shit to get My stuff done. I HATE FUCKING WAITING! I SHOULDN’T have to wait for anything! So I’ll take My frustration out on biker boy. So I go in today to inspect and he has a big bouquet of flowers at the shop for ME and card with a kitty cat with a sad face on it that says “I’m sorry.” I took the flowers and flicked the card at him across the shop and it miraculously got him right in the eye. “I’ll take the flowers but you can keep your card and stop touching MY paintjob with those greasy hands.” I grab MY purse and slap on My sunglasses and storm out while he’s rubbing his poor widdle eye. haahaha he’s pretty fucking funny to abuse. Silly little lovestruck greasemonkey. Maybe I’ll get one of those shirts that say “If you can read this , the bitch fell off.” heehee I’ve never seen a girl wearing one of those.

Heya shitheads. Added a new gallery in members only as well as rotated another old achive gallery in the archive galleries. Find the updates here. I plan on releasing another gallery (probably the cherry ones) in a week or so. So you’ll have more updates this month, lucky boys.

OH MY gawd, I have discovered the MISSING LINK! he’s on fucking webcam right now. OMG he’s a fucking beast!

Been doing a lot of shopping. twinkie went bonkers and got Me a bunch of clothes today. A dress from Bebe, a pinstriped jacket from Polo, 2 pair of jeans and a couple tops from The Buckle and around $100 of play clothes from Alloy. I put some of the stuff on My fulfilled Fashion wishlist. I also added a few links to some of the pictures of Me wearing the items on MY list. joe who gave Me the amazon GC’s last night. Didn’t I give you a nickname? I can’t remember it now. I was on a roll with him last night and got $300 worth of gift certificates from him and I was just about to milk another $100 out of him when the electricity went out. What a bummer. It was out for a LONG time too. he liked sending ME the gift certificates and then watch ME add stuff to My wishlist and see them disappear as I used his GC’s for the stuff. I used them for some macho looking Harley boots, some tube tops, face cream, table cloth. My Fulfilled Amazon.

Be sure to read about fagarina’s “Piss King” assignment in MY forums.

I still have tons of updating on MY wishlists to do. It’s very time consuming trying to find shit and add it all.

Maybe more later.

UPDATE: That filthy little virgin piggy swore up and down he only had $40 to give today and absolutely nothing left in his account. So he gives Me the card on the phone and I say, “hmm.I’m going to try it for $75” and he starts moaning in ecstasy and sure enough it went through. So then I say, “I’m going to try another $50 because OBVIOUSLY you lied about only have $40 to your name” and just ran another $50 while laughing MY off as it went though, and he has the NOIVE to he start fucking huffing and puffing a mile a minute , jerking his fucking meat like a fucking maniac without permission. NASTY! Well I hung up on his ass. Fucking grody little jerker boy trying to sneak one in AS IF I couldn’t hear his slimey little 3 inch pecker making little squeaky squeegy sounds. GROSS! I hope you haven’t got enough cash left to buy groceries all week, you pathetic little sow!

Oh yeah and I had a guy this afternoon call from his tractor of all places! he did a call and made an extra $50 donation.

SLUTTY SUZY’s video debut
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA why does this shit crack ME up so???

Here’s another one. But if you have a weak stomach I wouldnt recommend it.
SLUTTY SUZY Strikes Again I love how the floor creaks from his massive sissy ass traipsing across it and how he says “I’ll be the best sissy slut Princess has evah seen!”

That guy that has the irish accent who sounds like fat bastard called ME last night. he said he was going to send ME $200 and call right back. Well he didn’t! So I sent him a fucking scary, deranged email. he wound up paying $350 today and begging for forgiveness and whimpering profusely on the phone. his accent is soo fucking hysterical when he’s all turned on and desperate. HAHA you lame little freak! I ALWAYS WIN!! DENYING ME ONLY winds up costing you MORE in the long run! When will you ever learn!? Have I given you a name yet? I don’t think I have. I name you al McFeces. I got this guy who paid ME $300 upfront today. Brand new. he calls and winds up, he wants to be a cuckold and loves “size queens”. Poor guy, did he call the wrong # OH WHAT? HAHAHA well, I told him his training was going to be centered on weening himself from pussy and becoming a better cocksucker. he’ll have to do MY type of training..or find someone else, because I won’t be accomodating his fantasies. Another $75 from femworshipper or whatever his nick is. A box came today but it was insured and I wasn’t here to pick it up. I think its the babyblue dress from syren that was ordered EONS ago. A new guy got the pink skirt I just added to MY wishlist and a few small gifts from MY amazon. I got the receipts, but don’t count the gifts from newbies til they arrive on My doorstep. fagarina got paid today and I promptly took $200 from him the minute he got home.

NO RETARDS! Ok. The last month I have been plagued by this totally retarded fellow calling and bellowing “YER BEOOOOOOTIFULL!” in the phone. I HEREBY propound that I do NOT accept MENTALLY RETARDED slaves. Now, this isn’t because I feel like discriminating the mentally challenged, but seriously, how many independently wealthy retards are there out there?? This goes for that guy with celbral palsy who got all bent out of shape because I called him “tim-may!” Really, I’d be the first to welcome with open arms a rich retard wearing his little crash helmet and drool bib into MY stable to financially exploit and humiliate, but really..how much do you get paid stuffing the catsup dispenser at mickey D’s or separating broken peanuts at the nut factory?

Oh man, I slept through MY appointment thursday. 😛 I rescheduled for monday afternoon.

DINGDONG the ugly red betta is DEAD! That ugly fishie that ate his fins off sometime back finally passed away from old age today. Thank gawd! Now I can replace him with a pretty Betta.

My big box of JCrew stuff got here today. But I still see a few things from JCrew I want. Lucky for you they are having a sale too. I’ve added a few items on MY wishlist. I will be working on it a lot lately. Everything is now in size 10 and size M for tops. I think My boobs are shrinking though. 🙁 Remember: in pants ALWAYS get talls. I am 6ft tall and can NOT wear normal length pants. Recently I had to return a bunch of pants that some dingle berry got the wrong inseam in. It’s very inconvenient to constantly have to exchange shit. Use your noggins, dumb asses.

If your interested in getting the blue sweater, I think it’s also on My amazon wishlist, if you prefer amazon. Back to scouring the net for shopping opportunities for you boys.

Here’s a peek at the progress on the bike from a few days ago. The tank isn’t on in this picture. Since then, a lot has been done. Now the only thing left to work on i smaller things, adding pipes etc and fine tuning. I plan to be bringing it home this weekend. YAY!

UPDATE:JUNE 1st
Before it was over, I wound up fucking latexlover out of $1000! yay! suzyslut made a few HYSTERICAL video clips. As soon as I shrink them down to size I’ll post them for the world to laugh at! he sent a measly $100 too. luvs2swallowblackcock lost $350 he couldn’t afford. father flatulence couldn’t resist My SatanSierra picture. (didn’t show a preview of that one) Well the good padre sold his soul to The Devil for another $300. smalldickSD sent $100, received around $375 from a handful of cheapo lurker type guys. Cheapy fuckers $25-$100–just passing horny bastards who made piddly tributes cuz their weenies were hard from MY seeing MY divine teasers. terrance also bought Me 8 big yummy salmon steaks.

Been working on some other projects and doing some traffic stuff. I’m going to also add more stuff to MY wardrobe wishlist. I think I’m forgetting a good size donation somebody made a few days ago that I forgot about.if you made one, let ME know.I’m drawing a blank. russell is trying to hide! I think I am going to have to aggressive action. Well My other aquarium vacumm showed up so now I have two. How annoying.
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OMG! That worked like a charm! 20min after I posted that, latexlover paid $500 to see that picture bigger! heehee. he loves seeing Me in the latex shit he buys. hmm.. I wonder if it will work again???
Oh yoooohooo, latex loverboy! How do I call My latex loverboy?? I say! “Come here and gimme Me some money, bitch!”
and if he still doesn’t come???
Easy.I just post something like this..

Oh My little shoey needs to be adjusted, whatevah will I do?

I friggin got My little backdrop all wrinkly by stepping all over it again. oh well.I try. Self photography is a bitch–especially when you don’t really know what the hell you are doing. These pics will probably disappear here pretty soon..right now.I’m just trying to catch Me a latex wankerbeast. giggle giggle
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I’m pissed at MY hairdresser she cut too much off the ends. Before My hair was all the way to My waist. Grrr. No tip for Her this time. It will take a few months to get back to what it was. >:(

Oh latex lover..here’s that 2toned dress. Maybe on payday I’ll show you it fullsized! $500 if you want to see more. giggle. We both know you CAN’T resist Me in this shiny shit!

Updates and bragging later! I’m late for MY workout!