I went to another Harley shop today, picked it out and they are holding it for Me. I went too close to closing time, but I am bringing the fucker home tomorrow. I changed My mind again! I’m getting the Dyna Wide Glide..NOT the softtail! (Long story) I had that Harley guy running in circles. I WANT one of you pigshits to pay for it.the whole fucking thing..thing is.I’M NOT FUCKING WAITING. I’m getting it now and then I’m busting balls! I totally have to redo MY Harley wishlist..don’t get any accessories til I update it. The Wide Glide is bigger than the softtail. At first I wanted the softtail because it’s suppose to be a smoother ride, but this wide glide is so pretty and has so many more shiny parts! Here’s what they look like. It’s has front forward controls and fits Me so perfectly. Just getting it in black. I have to get My insurance in order and have some paper work faxed, but I’m picking that baby up TOMORROW NIGHT at 5:00! WOOHOO for ME! JEALOUS?
Fuck, you should be! I’ze so purty I deserve two motorcycles! A $25,000 custom chopper, a $46,000 new truck and a $18,000 new harley all in one year. Me and MY toys! teehee Funny part is, I pay in cash (well I only paid half My truck in cash)..it’s YOU STUPID BITCHEST that are in debt! HAHAHAHA! Neener neener neener~ All this shopping has ME tuckered out. I need another vacation!
I’ve been all obsessed with getting this Harley thing done. I’ve been going from Harley shop to harley shop. Some of them are kinda far away..but the hard part is over now! I’ll be around all day for phonecalls today and tonite.

father flatulance did $500 today, amazon addict sent $200 on amazon, $200 harley fund donation from some mystery man who only used his initials. hmm, can’t really remember what I got the few days before today.obviously not ENOUGH for Me to be excited about.

I have been putting the PRINCESS MIND MELD on blackpooch and convincing him that he will march to the credit union tomorrow and get a $15,000 loan to pay towards My bike. I think he just might do it!! If he doesn’t. well, I’ll be very disappointed and come down on him and destroy EVERYTHING around him like the fucking PLAGUE!

I will fucking be SOO jacked up, if he BITES THE BULLET and pays for this bike!! I’m going to get the softtail standard and make you bastards get all the chrome and accessories. Here’s the beginning of MY harley wishlist
http://www.harley-davidson.com/wishlist/wl_listing.jsp?wl_share_id=2253998844324841

I have a few things put in twice, because I haven’t decided which I want yet. But top things I will want will be the bags and the windshield. I think I will get the seat right off the bat as well as different pipes. I have a few things up there twice, because I still haven’t decided which I want yet. I’ll be working on MY harley wishlist today.

http://tinyurl.com/bqamt
Check this shit out. Ebay owns a percentage of NiteFLIRT! Ebay owns PAYPAL who shuts down adult accounts and freezes their money for a year to maintain their wholesome image, yet when it comes to cashing in on the adult business–they are all for it. How fucking surreal.

latexlover liked My big hair pics and sent $500 towards My harley fund, luvs2suckit  sent $100 towards it, sharon sent $150 towards it. Oh and Lushiss got Me the leather motorcycle dress off MY amazon wishlist the other night too. Kewl beans! Somebody got Me a set of kitchen chairs off the amazon wishlist, but I can’t think of who it was right now. brad the fag’s carepackage came, it had some Dior lipstick some more of that wonderful Kpack treatment and some snacks and some other thingies. SCROLL DOWN and HIT THE HARLEY-FUND button you pathetic knuckle draggers! you DO want to be part of the purchase don’t you??

PERIOD ALERT! PERIOD ALERT! INSERT your tampons, tampon boys!!

Guess what sickos? I think I’m not going to wait til next summer. I think I’m going to get a Harley in the next few weeks. Not 100% sure, but I went test riding a few today. I think I’m going to go with the SoftTail instead of the WideGlide. I really liked it when the Harley guy told Me, hell you can kind ride any bike here, You’re the tallest girl I’ve seen in here. So it’s official. There ain’t no bike too big for this bitch! Actually a lot of the bikes were too small. I have to have a bike that has forward foot controls. The bikes with the mid foot controls are too squinchy. I hated the feel of the SuperGlide. I tried the Dyna LowRider and it was way too small. I was having a hard time chosing between the wide glide and the softtail standard. I still need to think about it. So anyway, I’m fucking officially addicted to anything that goes Vroom. This is out of control. I can’t believe I am seriously contemplating buying a new bike already. I think this one is definitely going to have some pink in it. Maybe just black with the Harley sign on the side down in pink barbie cursive or something. I want to be able to have a passenger and take some long road trips! Like I said, I might decide that 2 brand new bikes in one year is a bit too much and back out..but..I don’t think so. 🙂 Anybody wanna pay for the whole sha’bang! Act now, cuz I’m not really in the mood to wait!
Or you can just make a contribution towards PRINCESS’ SECOND BIKE. This one I definitely want to get a two-up seat and big saddle bags.
I rode the chopper for a bit without My helmet.wanna see what My hair looked like when I got home??

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My hair is so big I could smuggle mexicans over the boarder in it!

Does My fro make you horny, baby?

But I fixed it.
That fucking webcam is so yellowish. 🙁 I can’t wait til My hair grows another 4 inches or so! Wearing My hair au natural is taking some getting used to. I’ve been trying to do this stuff to make My curls really stand out. I can’t believe the shit they tell us to do. Ok. So I’m suppose to NEVER shampoo MY hair.just conditioner. Well I can’t deal with that shit. Ewwwy..so I got this stuff called No-poo which is some unbubbly shampoo-esque stuff. It’s pretty weird. Then they say that we are NEVER to brush our hair.just finger comb. HA! yah right. I’d get so many tangles. So I’ve been trying to only brush it when its completely wet in the shower than not touch it again..but that doesn’t usually happen, I wind up having to totally get it all wet again and rebrush or use My giant comb. Oh yeah then they said to put a few drops of honey in the hair. I tried that and it made My hair look strange and sticky. So I gave up on that shit too. I’m trying to give up defusing and only airdry My hair because the curls stick together in bigger chunks and make prettier curls but My hair takes like 4 hours to completely dry.maybe more. Thank God I don’t have to work for a living. Then I’m suppose to sleep on only silk and satin pillows to protect MY hair. Pampering MY hair is a lot of work.

BTW, that’s a pink tank top Im wearing under that shirt. that AIN’T My stomach wrinkling! you can play My hard tummy like tom-toms. MY YUMMY TUMMY.

TOILETBRUSH! I WANT MY FUCKING LEATHER HELMET!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?? GET ON THE GODDAMNED HORN AND MAKE SURE THEY SEND IT THIS WEEK! you’ve just earned another $300 penalty for being a truant mother fucker..so now you owe ME $1300 if you ever want to hear Me bitch in your ear again. HAHAHAHA
SCROLL DOWN TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE HARLEY FUND! Add as many $100’s to your cart as you wish!

I had another insanely busy weekend. I wasn’t home very much. I did talk to sissy tommikins yesterday for a while and got $300 out of his sissy ass and listened to him suck dick in the bookstores again. sinking frenchy came back with his tail tucked between his legs and paid $500 in hopes of buying some forgiveness. he’s NOT DONE redeeming himself! you will SUFFER for your sins!! BAD DOG! That’s a BAD DOG! Time for CRUELTY to animals!

Oh My god I got a $1,080.00 western union from a guy in chennai india! he sent 45,418,97 rupee! (Well that’s what it says on the western union receipt anyway.) I can’t understand a fucking thing he says on the phone. I don’t think he understands a word I say either. I just make him repeat silly stuff with his funny accent. “Can I interest you in a refreshing raspberry slurpee, Mistress?” Woohoo! I love getting a big fat donation out of the blue that I wasn’t expecting!

I didn’t have time to take pics this weekend. Poor little freaks. I was too busy having a good ol’ time. you’ll just have to wait and see if I get off My duff this week and take some.

Ok, I’ve been gone a lot lately. So suffer the little piggies, for they shall inherit jack shit! Today I got $300 from doomed brit, $300 plus and some stuff off MY amazon wishlist from amsterdam ham, $150 from toejamjam. Just got $300 from the black pooch. I got MY lovetax switched over too. I’m not 100% sure but I think you guys won’t have to resign up, I believe MY processor can just switch it over. Crossing My fingers. Some of you guys have been paying lovetaxes for years and I wonder if you even know anymore. haha While I was in there I noticed that the guy with the initials mj signed up for MY $100 weekly lovetax and has paid it several times already and I didn’t even know.

I gotta do some pics soon! Maybe I’ll get some done this weekend. I haven’t a clue what to wear for them though. HoHum. I am not much for fast food..but I’m addicted to Chipotle. I always get the barbacoa bowl or the barbacoa burrito with tons of the hottest sauce. Damned they are good. But I got to stay away from them because it ruins My low carb diet. I want one right now!

toiletbrush! Get back to ME! you have ASSIGNMENTS!

I logged in today to see that My Hey boys! Some of you UK guys have been having problems running your donations on MY cart here. http://bitchybeauty.com/donations.html and I had to send you to the back up page. Well yippy hurray, My processor got sick of the problems with UK and Canadian problems and changed gateways. It much better now. I might have to have you lovetax guys reset up your lovetax on this new gateway though. Not sure yet. Billing system is still the same it’s just the cart and gateway that’s changed. Oh and they also gave ME electronic check billing, so now I can totally debit your checking and saving accounts!

Busy right now. Will update later.

I had a very busy weekend. Friday night partied with some friends. Saturday I went shopping with a girlfriend, worked-out at the gym, then went out for a few drinks. Shopping just isn’t quite as fun as it used to be. I can’t ever find anything I want to buy. That’s one of the few sad things about being a spoiled rotten pampered Princess. Hitting the malls and stores just isn’t as exciting anymore, cuz I can get everything I want bought anytime I want and I have everything! I did manage to find a few cute little skirts and some earrings. Today I went for a long ride on My chopper, took a swim in My pool and laid out for a bit–got a bit burnt, too. It was so humid outside. After, we took a long walk, then came back here and pigged out on the yummiest pork ribs. Just got done watching MY scifi shows I recorded on TIVO. BattleStar Galatica is so good!

Oooh My hair is soo soft today. I’m not sure which one of MY hair products did it, but I think it might be that Joico KPack leave in conditioner.

Let’s see, yesterday I tricked poor little amazon addict and got him all stupified and milked him out of another $400 of amazon shopping! Hell, I got chocolates, a lot of nice makeup, expensive eyecream, yet another webcam and other stuff. WEEEEEEE! you’re SOO E.Z. amazon addict, you’re SOO hooked, you’re SOO owned! Check out My fulfilled amazon wishlist.

Ok. I am officially done with MY hair product shopping frenzy. I have SOOOOOOOoo much. I really should take a picture of My hair care gunk. I think I took a picture last year of My stockpile, but it’s now double. I have literally 100’s of bottles of hair product. HAHA I use it and if I like it, I make you buy three bottles more. If I use it and don’t like it, I stick it in My hair product closet. For some reason, I actually have a hard time parting with expensive product that I don’t like.because there is a small possibility I might like it later. I sorta like looking at all My pretty bottles of girlycurly hairdo stuff. I definitely am a hairproduct junky.

old man tim gave Me $500 today too! Doesn’t compare to his last tribute. (he’s the one who I got the $22,000 from) he’s takes long hiatuses and tries to hide from Me..but he always come back to get BOOFED by the BITCH PRINCESS! virgin piggy lost $125. I tried to run another $50 but that friggin broke loser didn’t have it on his debit card. The hanky spanky wanker sent another $50. I see you attempted to send another $50 early this morning. It didn’t work. Get straight to that link I sent you and correct it, you goofy little bastard. Oh I got a nice surprise in MY mail yesterday. A $300 gift card at JCrew from an anonymous guy who signed it “too scared to say who”. Ooooh, how mysterious. Well I couldn’t really find $300 worth of merchandise I wanted on their site right now, but I got this skirt in both espresso and cypress, and a beaded velvet belt. I’m going to save the rest of the gift certificate for when they come out some more stuff.

Will be fiddling on MY wishlist tonite. Nitey nite.