I’m back! Gawd! I hate flying in the winter. Flights were a mess! Wasn’t fun travel. I’m glad to be back. I have another little “business trip” I have to go to 3rd or 4th week of january. I need to run some charges. Later!

$100 from stockingtop slave, he sent $100 but I wasn’t home to return his drunken emails. sucks to be you stockingtop. If you want a reply start with $500 from now on! Woohoo I got 4 more week of the Zone Diet Delivery from vintage furfreak. Which comes to about $300 a week. Around $1,200 for silly diet food.
Nobody got Me any NETFLIX GC’s yet!! HURRY UP, assholes before it expire!
BUY ME NETFLIX GC’s!

Oh that new guy who sent Me $400 for the first time the other night has been named wrapped aroundm MY pinkie. he sent another $200 yesterday. $100 from brad (not brad the fag) brad email Me and tell ME what your nickname is. I can’t friggin remember but I know you’ve been paying for awhile now. father flatulence got Me the printer on MY fulfilled amazon wishlist.

I’m not home and won’t be home until thursday but I will be online in the evenings from MY hotel.

WOOOOHOO I might get that $5,000+ that NexusXi stole from ME when they went under. (Remember, they went out of business and screwed over everyone who used them for processing.) I won’t hold My breath though. I think it’s been a bit over a year now.
http://www.nexusxi.com/

Update: Oooh. I got a really nice quality long wool coat today in the mail from cheesedick. Very cozy. twinkie was humiliated by MY post about his cheap little donation so he tried to make it up to Me by getting the big suitcase off MY amazon wishlist. See MY VERY fulfilled wishlist

A new guy paid $400 for the first time last night. his name is michael and he says he has been drooling over MY site for eons without paying. you owe LOTS in back wank-time, freak-o! After he paid though, he just sorta logged off. Musta spanked himself into oblivion or something.

$50 amazon GC from the fat british guy. I used some of it for the last Star Wars movie. fagarina did $150. Another new guy calling himself “netdude” paid $200. he has A LOT to learn and has obviously been talking too much to phonesex girls on keen. Very PERV-O vibes and seems to think it’s his god given right to masturbate on a call. Won’t be talking to that moron again until he learns some manners. $100 from the baboon. $400 from terrance and a measly $100 from twinkie. I think I’m missing someone else. Oh yeah. Today I got all the Chrome Auxiliary Accessory Switch Housing Kits for My Harley from bootfetish guy on yahoo. he said he ordered them all a few days ago and they showed up. Weeeee!

Well, I haven’t cheated on My zone diet yet. Then again, it’s only day 3. Today I had a really gross chicken and 3bean salad thing with vinigrette in it and like 10 grapes. (I’ll be leaving that out of the menu from now on) Then I get stringcheese and apple for a snack. Dinner is couscous, asparagus and like this microscopic portion of salmon. Then for snack there are 3 totally tiny little berry cups with ricotta cheese. Then at midnight I get my breakfast muffin. I’ve discovered if I skip breakfast and save it for like 10p.m – 1a.m. I can get through the day. If I eat the breakfast when I wake up, I am totally starved at night. You aren’t suppose to do that but I doubt others on this diet sleep til noon every day. So oh well. I think I’ll be able to take 5 lbs off by my vacation eating like tweetie the bird. I bet I’ll gain them right back plus 3 on vacation though. Last trip we ate SO MUCH and drank sweet drinks ALL DAY LONG. This resort is suppose to have AWESOME restaurants. Anway, the zone food actually is fairly tasty (cept the bean thingie so far–hmm.the cheesecake wasn’t so swift either), but the portions are SUPER SMALL. I must really eat huge portions regularly if this is how you are really suppose to eat. The food thing is kind of fun in a sick way so far. I’m sure I’ll be really fed up with it soon though.

I SO want a personal chef. Where do you even find them in smaller places like Columbus? Then again, I know if it was a man chef, I would have no self control and would be telling him to make me bigger portions and decadent desserts OR ELSE. Goddess only knows how fat I’d get if left with a chef-man-slave at MY disposal. I guess I’ll stick with this for now.

Oh I think that Dell is totally gonna be trashed. I called Dell and they walked me through some steps and they think its the motherboard.

loopyforlegs: send ME $200! I know you’re their panting over those BOSS Girl pics NOBODY can RESIST MY THIGHS!

UPDATE AGAIN: OMG I’m totally hooked on LOST now.
Had lawnmower man come over and get my laptop all running and everything I need on it loaded it. he’s been here most of the evening. Cleaned My fishtank and did some things around the house. I even let him take some of my food out of MY fridge home so I wouldnt be tempted.

Oh yumyum. I got MY “gourmet” Zone Diet Meals delivered to My door today. No wonder Jennifer Aniston is so skinny! I’m gonna die! Here’s what on the menu for tomorrow.
Breakfast: The World’s tiniest little omelette w/ turkey ham, cheese and peppers.
Lunch: Sliced beef skirt steak and grilled vegetable salad. (I don’t see the vegetables I just see carrots.)
Dinner: Seared chicken with green beans, red potatos and a apple.
Snack 1: Lemon swirl cheesecake
Snack 2: Chili Tostada w/ beef

Who thinks I’ll last an entire 2 weeks eating this and not cheating?? HA! What the fuck was I thinking??!? And to think!! poor vintage furfreak paid over $600 for 2 weeks of this. heehee

So far all I had today was the Chili which was really good friggin chili but it was a totally tiny portion. I also had a zone bar. It’s 7 p.m. and I’m already hungry and all I got left for today is a little cranberry muffin! I’m dooooomed.

MEMBERS UPDATES: NEW GALLERY
Not as many pics as I hoped to take. Just 8. I’ll try to do some more this week. I also rotated the HOT STUFF archive gallery in for this month.

A few more photos all fullsized will be available to members very soon. The BossGirl gets down to business!

Hey dude, who bought those Harley heels for Me. Look what’s on MY feeties! Time to buy ME MORE stuff, huh?!

Oh I decided to get a Toshiba Satellite again instead of a Sony.
Here it is!

Came up to be around $1400 or something. $1000 was on fagarina’s gift cards but I also had another $100 one floating around from some other time I fleeced him. I’m still pissed about the Dell. There’s so much shit on it that I can’t get to. Maybe I can find a female computer tech somewhere who can work on the hardware.

Hey boys and girls. Went shopping and ran some errands today. I found super long drawstring sweatpants WITHOUT elastic in the waist. Woohoo! You don’t even know how hard it is to find sweatpants with 35 inseam! I hate friggin elastic in lounge pants and sweats. Drawstring only!

Gonna go buy My new laptop with fagarina’s BestBuy gift certificates I think sometime this week.

Was gone most of the day, but I should be available for phone calls tonight. I’m not near as cramped today. OMG My period makes Me feel so evil this week! heehee

I’m still accepting vacation donations.

Received $400 WU from WUsissyboy. Gotta go pick it up in a few!

fat british dude. Get those friggin DVD’s you promised! slutty suzy sent Me a picture of the trans hooker he is going to suck for his pay off. But I am not impressed. he is trying to find the prettiest, most petite, feminine hooker he can find. No way suzy! I want you to have some 6’5 ladybeast with a 10 inch dong and a lazy eye! HAHA!
toodle loo boys!

Update Again: THE CRUELEST TORTURE YET!!
HAHAHA ball vices and knifeplay ain’t got shit on My newest torture of twinkie. This poor loser has been forced to do japanese paper craft!!! Cruel and unusual punishment til he gets paid again! Hahahaha This is how far he’s gotten after 3 days of toil over this paper Yamaha Motorcycle. he had to print out tons of sheets of paper and is cutting thousands of little paper motorcycle parts with an exacto knife. I wonder how long it will take? Here’s his progress so far. he’s called a bunch of times today and cried that this was the meanest thing ever and could he please please stop! heeheee I can’t wait to step on it on webcam when I get receive in the mail.

Update: vintage furfreak got Me 2 weeks of the Zone Diet Delivery. It’s $330.00 a week. I’ll let you know if I like it or not. I wanna lose 5 lbs before the December 23rd. Hmm. probably ain’t gonna happen, but it’s worth a try. 🙂 Here’s a screenshot of his receipt. he wasn’t overly thrilled with this purchase. he said it was a terrible waste of money and that he’d rather buy Me pretty clothing. hahaha So tewwibly sowwwwy about that vintage furfreak. I’ll keep that in mind from now on. HA Sha’right, SUCKAH!

If you cross ME, lie to Me, steal from ME or deceive ME, I WILL HURT you and THAT IS A PROMISE. If you get nasty with ME and go into OBNOXIOUS self-preservation mode. I WILL HURT you MORE.

I can’t even convey to you how exhilarating it is, to SMELL a man’s fear. To watch him fucking squirm and babble and nearly chew his own limbs off trying to get away from you, when he knows I have set out to HURT him.when he knows he DESERVES it. They all fucking are alike. Little fucking rats backed up in a corner, trying to bear their teeth at you now again, like you are going to be scared of some ugly little rodent you are TOWERING over! They beg for their lives, they try to make excuses, they plea, the beg, the squeal, they mewl, they bark. They all make the same wee little animal noises. Oh, to watch him sweat, to see him panic, knowing he will lie in his bed stewing til dawn, tossing all night long wondering what I will be doing to him.

I taste your FEAR. IT’s SO YUMMY! The only thing that tastes better, is TASTING your AGONY! I will make you hurt. I will hurt you where it counts. AND I WILL ENJOY IT AS I HURT you.

Oh got $300 from deadman dan! Send some more danny boy and why haven’t you updated your journal??!

I just noticed wanker addict went through a fucking deleted all his journals!!
HOW FUCKING STUPID IS THAT???
What do you think is worse, you fucking snaggly toothed piece of shit???
a. having your livejournal and a few pics posted on MY site for other freaks to see??

OR
b. ME getting all fucking PISSY because you took down something that DID NOT BELONG to you and EXACTING MY REVENGE UPON your OLD ASS???? HUH, michael????

That journal was good reading and you DID NOT have permission to remove it. What did I tell you the TWO CARDINAL SINS were???? The TWO THINGS that set ME off and make Me BREAK ALL THE RULES!?? The things that PISS MY SHIT off and send ME doing “FUCKED UP CRAZY SHIT???” I told you. I can be reasonable..and I usually am…UNTIL I’m ENRAGED then THERE ARE NO HOLDS BARRED, boy. Did I email you?? Was I doing anything mean to you?? Call you at home when you tried to slink away these last few days?? NO! I wasn’t doing shit to you after your last huge donations. Noooo..you can’t just go HIDE your head SILENTLY in shame..you little bastard binger/purger type always have to GO that little extra step and do STUPID shit like delete your journal. That only GETS MY ATTENTION. That only makes ME aim MY scope between your fucking eyes!!

THE GREAT EYE OF SIERRA IS UPON you now. Second day of MY period, oh what BAD timing for you. Right now, I’m a ticking timebomb, asshole. you wanna tango with ME, bitch??? REALLY. I DON’T THINK you DO!

Check out proud fagarina showing off the $1,000 in BESTBUY Gift Certificates he bought Me tonite! Isn’t he precious?? HAHAHA!

See a video of fagarina having the TIME OF his LIFE!
HAHAHAHA! fagarina cracks My shit up! I laughed so hard when I saw that. For real, you guys ALL need to take performance tips from fagarina! This little freak REALLY knows how to make a Woman laugh! Like his Hello Kitty party hat and wand? heehee! he picked it out all by his lonesome!

UPDATE AGAIN: I fired wimpydog because he wouldn’t write MY name on the cast on his leg for all his friends to see! But I did take his money tonite. I just couldn’t resist poking him out of ALL his CASH!!! I got $800 from him!

UPDATE:
easy’s $300 showed up in the mail today. $100 from the baboon, just sent fagarina out to buy $800 worth of gift certificates at BESTBUY on his BestBuy card. Deal was, if his dick wiggled while he was in BestBuy he would have to pay another $200. If it didn’t get aroused, he would only have to buy $800 worth. GUESS HOW MANY he got??? hahahaha $1,000!!

latexlover has been such a busy paypig this month. I found out that I have to go out of town early december for 3 days. he paid for MY airline tickets and hotel stay. Another $2,300 on his credit card tab for PRINCESS!!!

My laptop totally won’t turn on! The cord is working but the computer wont even light up. FUCK! I want another one NOW! Who’s gonna get it? I want it like YESTERDAY!

It seems that the power source went out on it. I had noticed for a few days that the battery wouldn’t hold a charge. The laptop would run fine but the second I unplugged it, it would shut down. I had planned on getting a new battery for it. Then yesterday when I tried to restart it, it totally won’t turn on. NO lights, nothing. 🙁 I won’t take the computer in to go get it worked on.especially when I can’t go in and password everything and delete shit I don’t want the techs to see because I can’t even fucking turn the damned thing on. Years ago, when I first started designing MY own webpage, I had a bad experience with a fucking computer geek at a computer repair place snooping through my computer and getting MY email off MY computer. he emailed Me loveletters and admitted to seeing MY web pages I had built saved in MY files. I went fucking nuts and called the computer shop and got his ass fired, but now I totally will NEVER take MY computer to a computer repair place unless I clear stuff out first. Computer tech guys are the biggest fucking losers and beat-off perverts in the world. They love sneaking around and I’m sure they all totally go through every hot chick’s computer they can get their hands on. Forking over MY laptop is liking handing over MY diary to someone. Plus all MY banking and merchant stuff is on it. I’m too fucking paranoid. I’ll just get a new one and add this laptop to MY huge pile of computers that met their early demise. This bastard went fast! I only had it 1 year. I think the Warranty just went off on it, too. I’m never going to get another Dell laptop again though. The keyboard was CRAP! I had to replace it after a few months. Keys were popping off of it and the letters all rubbed off. 2 of the usb plug thingies broke too. It started looking old really fast! Also the paint on the mouse square thingie totally came off and it totally crashed when I put that new Windows security packet on it. I Dell said that the laptop wasn’t compatible with it. What the fuck??? The Dell Desktop has been super dependable though. No problems whatsoever. So anyway, I NEED A NEW ONE LAPTOP NOW and MUST have one before I leave for the east coast. I leave for that December 4th.

Why hasn’t anyone paid for that ZoneDiet thing I wanted yet??? GET TO CLICKING, bitches!

PERIOD IS HERE. INSERT your tampons, period boys!

My First Class air tickets for MY Christmas vacation showed up as well as my reservations for my resort! Of course, they messed up and sent ME two vouchers for the ride from the airport to the resort..instead of one TO the resort and one FROM the resort. ARGH! I will call them monday and make them fix this shit!