K. Let’s see. Tally time. I got $300 from fagarina. . wimpy dog sent Me $300 and doomed brit sent $200. froggy spent around $170 on another pair of Harley boots and a couple of hoodies.

Hey everybody look what We made fagarina go do last night!

That’s him holding up a polaroid of his night out! he met a black a guy on some dirty chatline and had to drive off to the ghetto to meet him. VTG said this was a testrun and that she soon expects him to actually make cash sucking guys off. I told her that fagarina’s too ugly to actually make any cash doing this, but she seems set on the notion that she might actually make some money pimping him out in the future. hahahaha! I won’t give up all the details, I’ll let fagarina tell his little grisly tale of whoredom and exploitation for himself.

Update: Sister M’s new admirer sent Her ANOTHER $250 of amazon gc’s. She’s ecstatic! HAHAHA She just got Her baker’s rack like she wanted.

Inquiring minds wanna know? Who’s buying Sister M that stuff that mysteriously keeps disappearing from Her wishlist? She got 2 more end tables and called me laughing saying things were disappearing as soon as she added them. She totally has her eye on that Baker’s Rack now. I got $150 from fagarina and VTG got $50 plus $50 Virgin phone card. Poor fagarina! he’s soo going to have to pay his bills with his credit card this month cuz we took his entire pay check!

yo easy: Change your password to your yahoo messenger. I think someone might have gotten it through one of those password phishing pages. p.s. you owe Me $300

The freak who doesn’t want to mentioned here (we’ll just call him uncle pigfucker) donated $500 plus another $500 to insure his privacy. Hurray! $1000 for ME!

twinkie gave ME $700 for Valentine’s Day! yahoooo!! toiletbrush gave ME $200 towards My little trip out of town.
Oh randy called again and gave ME $300. he’s such a fucking weirdo! hahaha! Get this. he has all kinds of peculiar fetishes, for instance, he loves hearing Me say “ahuh” over and over and over. But tonite he made the STUPIDEST request. “Please talk like a demon!” hahahha! Say what?! This was soo inane, I couldn’t resist. Really. you should have heard Me. hahhaha I don’t know if I sounded ANYTHING like a demon but in between busting up in hysterical laughter I was hissing in this strange witchy voice things that drove him crazy. “DIE RAND-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Die for the Princess Demon! I will take your soul and send you straight to HELL! YESSSSSSSS..randy will rot in HELL for Princessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.” So I’m squawking like a harpie and he’s totally moaning in ecstasy and POW his dick friggin burps all over the place. How fucked up do you guys get?!?!?!?!?

Gotta get back on MY diet tomorrow. I was soooooooooooooooo bad today! I got this giant box of really fucking good chocolate and have been chowing down on it all day. Plus I had a friggin GIANT sundae/shake thing for dinner and a big hamburger. Oh the guilt! I have been working out 6 days a week, so it’s such a waste to eat like I have the last few days. 🙁 Oh well. Tomorrow’s another day! I think My big appetite is related to the fact that I just started My period today.AGAIN. What the fuck?? Didn’t I just get off the fucking rag a week or two ago?? This freaking blows. It’s like I’m having a little mini-menstrual.

I really should toss this giant box of chocolates but I can’t make MYself do it.
Speaking of food, I got a carepackage from brad the fag. Some awesome salsa, parmesean cheese and cashews.

you all better send ME Valentine Donations today!! I do have the key to your heart!

My Sister M has been having some shopping fun. A secret admirer sent Her $250 in amazon GC’s and the baboon sent Her $100 plus bought her 2 pair of shoes from Her amazon wishlist. latexlover sent $500 for VDay! fagarina got Me $25 tmobile card and I also made him order Me and My girlfriend lunch on sunday to be delivered here. the junky got the blowdryer and diffuser off MY amazon wishlist and $100 from doomed brit and I just got $75 from jasoninrecovery.

Oh I’m taking a short 3 day trip the beginning of march. Who’s paying for it?

Today was kind of boring. Slept in late, fiddled online, went to the gym and tried to keep MY tootsies warm. We finally decided to eat at one of those “Taco Boats” that ME and MY girlfriend are always laughing at when we drive by one. That’s what we call those funny little parked buses jammed packed with lil mexicans selling mexican food. We’ve always been afraid that they grind up burro meat or something and that we might catch food poisoning, but the food really was actually pretty good and the hotsauces were fairly hot and spicy. SO PRINCESS survived the Taco Boat.

brad the fag: Sister M got your silly little letters and $120 in HER POBox and is very pleased!

wimpydog sent $300 but I ignored him, jasoninrecovery sent $100, $100 from henry. VTG got another $230 from froggy and I think she managed to get him to promise to send Her more cash in the mail too. Oh My new leather motorcycle helmet showed up yesterday too, twinkie!

OMG it’s been crazy freakazoid day. Call after call. I’m exhausted! I got $200 from doomed brit and some more pics of him. heehee.  Earlier in the day I got $300 from the baboon. Then Sister M got baboon to pay Her the amount for the cell phone She wanted plus buy the charger and headset plus another $50. At the VERY same time I was getting $400 out of the ukranian and VTG was getting $110 of stuff off Her amazon wishlist and $30 top-up card for Her mobile phone from fagarina. Me and Sister M made the baboon drink a bunch of whiskey and he got worked up into quite a lather. VTG even had the nerve to call fagarina on the phone and demand he order them a pizza, breadsticks and pop AND to send $25 to Her little debit card. hahaha So Sister M left to eat dinner, so I made the baboon shove bananas up his ass and pay ME $25 for each banana. So I got another $75 or $100 more out of him.can’t remember offhand now and his grand finale he ate shit bananas pies and looked all sad and depressed into his camera. Quite amusing.

Oh funnier yet. VTG USED to ask Me before demanding shit from fagarina. Now she just gets on the phone any time she wants and demands shit. HAHAH fucking rich! Poor fagarina. I’m not cutting him any slack either. Instead of just getting BONED. he’s getting BonedX’s2! After Her meal, VTG even called back fagarina and told him how good dindin was and burped a giant burp in his ear and hung up. HA!

Last night I got $300 from a new guy from South Carolina. he sounded like he could have some potential. Don’t forget to pick out that cam I told you to get. Also $200 from mark from LA who I think has paid Me before but did not impress Me. fagarina got fucked out of $500! he gave Me $250 and VTG $250. he’s gonna squeal like a piggy all week long over that one. Her and I had a private conference with a few of My guys. sissy christina turned on his webcam and we played a little drinking game with him. First he started the conversation out by sending Me $150 cash and VTG $50. Then we made him get on his webcam all dressed like a crack whore in highheeled boots and a mini. Every time he drank a beer he had to pay each of us $15. Of course, we were encouraging him to chug chug chug! Well, we also started penalizing him and making up new rules. Every time he typed a sentence without drinking first. he had to pay $5 or $10. Every time he burped he owed us something. Every time he typed a certain word he owed us $$. We kept making up new penalties and rules to suit us. hehe It was all smaller donations but they all added up to around $800 I think. he also paid to cum. As soon as he sent our spew money, we decided we were too tired and logged off. heehee no cummy for dummy.
Somebody got Sister M some earrings off Her wishlist and I believe VTG also got another $250 or something from froggy but I’ ll have to double check that one. I’ve been gone the last 2 days until the evening but I should be around in the afternoon for the rest of the week. I’m gonna head out for My circuit class in a few. Be back later tonite!