heehee I’m starting the day right already. I’m up late playing with dumbasses and guess who sent Me a COOL GRAND?? uncle pigfucker!!! hahaha! THEN the french schmuck sinking frenchy sent ME his second payment of $500 of his $2,500 penalty.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNED I have been making BANK the last few weeks! Yes, I know everyone is SOO green with envy!

So I’ve been going through MY fulfilled wishlists and shuffling stuff around to make room for all MY new prezzies. you guys have been soo good this week (except for french fuckup) that I think I will be making some nice new photos soon!

Check out the email turdmuncher got.
Hello,

My name is Cody XXXXXX. I am with the corporate accounts team at Amazon.com. Based on your recent large purchases I would like to speak with you about our corporate accounts program as a more effective way to purchase from Amazon.com.

www.amazon.com/corporate

HAHHAHA Hey turdmuncher where’s that gas card you promised ME? Chop Chop, bitch!

That fucking french scum sinkingfrenchy had his full name up for all of 15 minutes when he was recognized by another domme. FUCK I should just start calling all you bozos by your real names so I know which ones are total slutbags. he has been penalized $2,500.00. he is sending $500 every day until it’s paid and has just sent his first $500 payment. you filthly whores SICKEN ME. If he doesn’t pay his penalty.which I am POSITIVE he will..his world will start crashing down around him. WORD bitches: DO NOT pay off Mistresses who threaten to “tell Me” if you do not pay them for their silence. This will ONLY get your ass DEEPER in the ringer. The ONLY smart thing this pathetic french fag did was NOT pay the pay-off. Obviously, french scum can NOT be trusted..so I am making sure I have SO many fucking TERRIBLE videos of him admitting and doing TERRIBLE things he will NEVER betray ME again. What’s kind of funny is.I’ve had this happen before.where sluts have cheated and have been told to pay the other woman some fee for ME never to find out. Now, if I threatened to “tell” some other cheating slut’s owner, the slut wouldn’t even blink an eye or consider paying to keep MY mouth shut nor really care if I told.they’d be like.you call that a threat? haha What’s up with that? Am I THAT scary and intimidating?? hmm..well yah.guess I am. hahahaha Keep in mind, when a slut cheats, it’s his fault. The “other Woman” makes no promises or vows of loyalty to ME. I don’t care what other Dommes are, do or say..you ARE SOLELY to blame for your disgusting behavior and disloyalty and you will be the one punished.

Yay the New Sony Vaio arrived today.

Here’s a shot of just some of the stuff I received.
The digital camera, Xena DVD’s, Converse Shoes, camera accessories, sterling silver jewelry, phone, portable DVD player, really nice leather chaps, 1000 count sheets, and cd radio alarm.

Then $175 of Tmobile ToGo cards.

My Sister’s flat panel tv shipped today and a bunch of other stuff. I will update their received/shipped items on their list.

slutty suzy that stupid whore paid Me $400 and VTG $200.

Update: sinking frenchy the french scum paid $700 to keep Me off MY warpath and not expose his pathetic ass.

Update: wimpydog sent $150 and a FUNNY video. Will post it later today. Don’t you have another $150 wimpydog?

Yay!! turdmuncher strikes again!! he got BOTH My Sistersflat panel TVs. Now I decided I want one too! hahaha Hurry up, poopscoop! he also got Me My backup sump pump (sex-ay, huh?), some more expensive sheets and VTG some more car stereo equipment. Way to go! you’re a real chump and we LOVE it!

I know I’ve been talking a LOT about money and prezzies lately..but it’s HARD NOT TO when you get so much STUFF! It’s been such a fucking AWESOME week! Ok so I just got $400 from randy mersch the humped back freak. This guy has called Me before but I never knew he had an actual humpback until tonite. HAHAHAHAHA!

I got a total of $450 worth of contributions from doomed brit. doomed brit you are so incredibly FUCKED UP now!! you are a total freakshow and there is NOTHING you can do about it! $200 from lovestoswallowblackcock. lovestoswallowblackcock also got $150 home theater and VTG $165 of bedding. turdmuncher made a few minor purchases. turdmuncher you need to fix that one order that needs a new credit card asap. Don’t slip up, poo-man! wimpy dog where is that contribution you begged to make? Get it to Me now!

I totally LOVE My new camera so far. Well I haven’t taken any pics with it, but they look awesome in the viewer and the camera is SOO tiny and slim. It will be awesome to take on bike rides. VTG’s laptop showed up and She was really so happy to receive it. One day My sisters got 30 boxes on their front porch. My Mom even called and wanted to know what all the commotion about some guy going hogwild shopping for MY sisters because they had called her telling her about it. haha The entire family has been laughing at turdmuncher!

Friggin snowed today. 🙁 When the hell is it going to get warm enough to ride? Oh well. Not much else to tell today.Toodles

Wow My new Sony computer shipped. All I need is another computer. hahahahahaha!

UPDATE: 6p.m. on March 23rd

Holy shit! he’s still going at it! My 60gb ipod shipped today. The Girls got another giant load of stuff in the mail. WooWoo mr. poopoo! Some of you guys think that the wishlist I made is ALL the stuff he has sent. Shit, that’s JUST the stuff that has shipped. There’s like 3 times as much waiting for us! 🙂

A lot of comments are not being unscreened. There has been a LOT of comments concerning turdmuncher’s SHOP-a-ton. Firstly, I HATE bastards giving Me “advice” on what I should do to this guy or what I should make a guy do or buy. FUCK you!! I invented this fucking fetish, I perfected it and I’m the ONE getting rich with it. It’s always the guys who give NOTHING who have the most to say. Chickies have been leaving comments left and right about our New shopping spree guy. (I’m not talking 1 or 2 gals..let’s say more like 8 or 9!!) Most are from women I have never heard of.MOST of them leave the link to their amazon wishlist or website in their post. Ha! Jesus Christ. It reminds Me when you see the lead alpha wolf gorging itself on some little bloodied fawn and a bunch of scroungy hyenas standing around in the background drooling, waiting for the big strong wolf to eat it’s full and leave a few scraps on the carcass for them to fight over. Fuck that! I bury My bones and fertilize My fields with the leftovers of the losers I consume, then grow MYself new fuckweeds to dine on.

So anyway, I’m not allowing any comments from other Mistresses linking their shit hoping MY readers will stumble across, nor will I be allowing comments from livejournal members who aren’t regular commenters. If you really want to make a comment.just make it anonymously and sign it or something but DON’T try plugging your site or wishlist on MY journal cuz it ain’t ever going to happen. Some of you ladies might just be tipping your hat to ME and don’t really mean any harm to it, but thanks to some scavengers posting the urls of their wishlists, I had to delete a lot of comments the last few days.

turdmuncher keeps on shopping! Stuff has been pouring in! Girls got a shitload of boxes today. 🙂 I’ve been adding stuff as it ships but there is SO much stuff he has gotten off amazon that hasn’t arrived yet. What a FUN spree this has been!
$300 from deadman dan, $200 from a new guy from KY, the guy who prepaid for the call.you never called back.be sure to tell Me who you are when you call. doomedbrit?? Where the hell is that tribute you said you were sending?? GET IT DONE, BITCH!!!

toiletbrush why hasnt ANY of MY VS order showed up!!? Goddamned it! All those items are going to be fucking GONE by now!! you are PATHETIC!

I’m exhausted. Will update manana.

OMG Go shopper turdmuncher Go!! HHAHAAH Omg he doesn’t stop and we LOVE IT!!
Ok.after you get Me a shitload of shiny shit for MY Harley I also wouldn’t mind Lowes GCards.
BIG ONES.
No more amazon for Me. I want a new fucking kitchen! I got the stove picked out I want. You know the type has the flat cooktop built in the counter and the oven seperate.
Here’s the link. Lowes Gift Card WooHoo I havent had this much time since..I fucked beerboy joe out of 17K!!!

I am utterly flabbergasted! Have y’all seen what that guy has been getting off our amazon wishlists??? Stuff has started trickling in! I got a few things today. he also gave ME his email address and I can log in and see all the amazon notices saying what stuff has shipped! OH MY GAWD!!! The guy is like the energizer bunny and keeps buying more shit! turdmuncher: contact Me asap with the CVC# on your amex because eagleleather called me today. They said me or you can call them and leave the CVC# on their answering machine.

Weeeeee!!!

Oh crazy shopper guy if you want to buy Me even MORE stuff, HIT MY HARLEY WISHLIST!
What I want the mostest is:
1. The Air Cleaner Cover
2. The Timer Cover
3. The Leather Tank Cover
4. The Handlebar bolts
5. The clutch, break and throttle and idle lines.

I want everything on this list sooner or later. I think I’ll update it more today too. Shopping Partay for Princess!

I got a guy who was an actor on General Hospital today. I showed My Sister and MY GF some of his video clips on his website and we’re laughing our asses off thinking of things I can make him do on his webcam. HAHAHAHA
So many fucking freaks! If he thinks he’s gonna get special treatment because other Women might like him.he’s SO wrong. he’s only going to be treated like a bigger smellier pile of shit!

Will update later: I keep getting calls out the ass!

Like I mentioned earlier that new guy who bought all that shit off amazon which mysteriously disappeared the next day, came back and apologized and bought it all again. So far its all still on the fulfilled list and will remain there and all the prezzies arrive at our front doors if he knows what’s good for him!!!

he will not earn his nickname until stuff starts arriving.

This is all he bought so far:
A great kitchen knife for ME, $500 cash, leather jacket, leather chaps, Xena season 1 and 2, digital camera, $175 of tmobile cards, some earrings.

VTG got 14k White Gold Necklace, a rug, 199.99 Diamond stud earrings,Paris Hilton Heart charm bracelet, Silverware, Toshiba Satellite Notebook PC

Sister M made out like a bandit. She got cheap luggage (the nicer kind she wanted, didn’t ship to wishlist addresses), shoe rack, set of wood boxes, leather laptop tote, 3piece tiled Bistro, Swiffer, kitchen towels, lawn mower, hedge trimmer, a board game, bathroom shelf, Nassau 3drawer storage, laundry sorter, pair of shoes, knife set, nano ipod, sonicare toothbrush, bookshelf, 24 inch tv/dvd/vcr combo, 19 piece kitchen tools set, bathrug, some dvd’s and cds, and a DVD/VC recorder. Oh yeah and he ordered a Coach purse for her too and I’m waiting to hear from him to find out if the order was successful.

Let’s hope that ALL of it shows up and that this pathetic little turd doesn’t do something stupid again..if he does I will go into a rampage like no other! I’m just very skeptical of a newbee that gets this much amazon at one time. I refuse to get excited until the boxes arrive. We shall see what happens.

Uh-oh VTG total’ed Her car last night! She’s not a happy camper. She’s ok but Her hand is swollen and She got 1 staple in Her head, but the car is history.

froggy got Me some nice stuff from activa sports wear. Some capris and matching jacket and workout bra and panties. he also got MY GF a pair of pink and also a pair of camo converse shoes. VTG did a number on him and got a BabyPhat top and bottom, a leopard swimsuit, some blue KSwiss shoes and some slutty looking spike heels. (Sorry VTG, but omg your taste in heels!) Oh yeah and he just ordered the girls pizza about an hour ago.

I got $500 from twinkie and $200 from a guy with a fetish for MY hair who I have named caughtinMycurls.

UPDATE:WooHoo
That guy went back and bought all the shit! So he will live another day!

Update: I don’t know what to think about the crazy shopper from last night. I just got a phonecall from the leather jacket place and it doesn’t seem like he attempted to cancel that order, however they want the 3 digits on the back of his card. grrr ..fucking annoying.

UPDATE:
Well well..although that guy paid $500 looks like he IS a schmoe and canceled orders. Cuz VTGs laptop and a bunch of Sister M’s shit is RIGHT back up on her list!! That little bastard! Some of the stuff is still on the fulfilled..like Sister M’s lawnmower and My digital camera. I’m going to give the guy the benefit of doubt right now and HOPE it’s an amazon thing..however if he doesn’t remedy this or contact ME, I will continue on to doing something more drastic. Personally I think he canceled the orders, because all the stuff he ordered in the first two orders has been returned and the stuff he got in the last order is still purchased. I think he overlooked an order when he was taking backing all his purchases!! If that the case, the chick who answered his phone this afternoon will be getting a call from Me..cuz. We all know how I hate MY sisters disappointed. Nothing fuels MY wrath MORE than guys who disappoint MY sisters. I’ll keep you updated.

On a happier note. cumfag’s fed income tax showed up in MY checking account this morning. 🙂 His state showed up a few days ago.
https://www.financialdomination.com/histaxrefund.jpg
I never get refunds. I always have to pay huge amounts. Which reminds ME, I need to get off My duff put some money in MY IRA and do MY final taxes. It won’t be that bad cuz I paid all My quarterly estimated taxes.

Ok we are trying not to be OVERYLY excited.cuz first time amazon shoppers can sometimes wind up being schmoes who cancel..but this guy sent $500 donation to show he was genuine.

Right off the bat he spent $1280.71 on Sister M and $1426.91 on VTG. he got TONS of shit for them. New tv, ipod, dvd recorder and a shit load of stuff for Sister M then the laptop and the bed topper for VTG.

Sister M must have looked at her wishlist cuz she calls me and I hear OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD! We are laughing our asses off cuz this guy is like buying shit like crazy and we’re soo hoping amazon won’t fucking flag it or something and think its stolen. So anyway I make him get Me the XENA 1st season DVD, a new digital camera, and a $50 tmobile card and a few other small things I think. he also said he sent a $500 amazon GC but it hasnt been received yet. 🙁 SO then after chatting a bit more I send him back to Sister M’s wishlist and he got her more shit including the lawnmower and the hedge trimmer and a shitload of other stuff PLUS ME that leather biker jacket I totally wanted!!! yay!! VTG gets home and I’m still on the phone with Sister M who tells her that some guy got her the laptop and she totally SCREEECHED! I’m not sure the exact amount he spent..but I’m thinking it was over $4,000!!!! We will add it all up when we know for sure!! WooooHOOOOO!