Jesus christ I have gotten literally about 4 dozen emails of people pestering to know the details of vaseline’s punishment. Don’t worry. The man will get his just desserts. I’m away from home so I haven’t been able to put my wrath in motion. The little fucker disconnected his cell phone, so I have been trying to get a hold at him at work. I talked to the receptionist once, but his friggin voice mail kept picking up at the office. I’m thinking about slapping his picture up on cafepress on some mugs and have you guys order THE ENTIRE OFFICE VASELINE FREAK COFFEE MUGS!!

So I’m researching his wife today. Check this shit out.

(Her first and maiden name) Holm and Perry Holm, Lauderdale, MN, were married November 27, 2002. (his wife’s name) vocation is all about the mission of Concordia as she sends into society men and women dedicated to the Christian life through her work at Luther Seminary in St. Paul. (her first name) serves the Seminary as their Director of Publications.

OH MY GOD!!!! hahahahahhahaha FUCKING RELIGIOUS FREAKS!!!!!! MY FAVE!! This is gonna be SOOOOO FUN!! Perry. you begged ME to help you come clean if you ever betrayed ME. you WILL COME CLEAN!! And you will NEVER lie to another person again..because THEY WILL ALL KNOW THE TRUTH!! WHY THE FUCK do your sick ass perverted sacks of shit MARRY religious chicks??? What a polluted fuck you are!! And you know this sorry ass was applying for credit cards under her name?? Perry perry perry. you must pay for your sins!

Update later! Be back home tomorrow!

OMG HOW STUPID IS VASELINE FREAK!!??!?! GUESS who went psycho today and deleted his keen and myspace???? VASELINE FREAK!! HAHHAAH That bastard leaves his wife and moves into the freak cave and ONE DAY later seems to think he wants out!! Just yesterday he did two keen calls and was perving out on his webcam for anyone to see. I’m sure he was planning on deleting his livejournal, but when he started talking about going off the deep end I went in and and changed the password.

Last night he was trying to get Me to let him out for $50,000 paid in monthly $400 installments. YAH RIGHT! he owes several Mistresses sums he never got around to paying. Freak. I was looking forward to making this guy a celebrity freakshow. I wanted to make him like the vaseline version of fagarina or something. haha Now my fun is ruined cuz now I have to SQUASH him instead!!

Pay off? Not this time, buddy!! Fucking you up THE ASS for being a dishonest moodswinging piss-ant who disappointed Me IS WORTH MUCH MORE TO ME then $50,000!!!

But for real. HOW STUPID IS THIS GUY?!??!?! I HAVE HIS WORK WEBSITE WITH EVERY FRIGGIN CO-worker in his company and THIS FUCKING VIDEO!! This video is LONG and will take forever to download. BUT it’s a fairly terrible video to have floating around on the internet. Look at him BEG Me to fuck him up if he tries to quit! Now it just wouldn’t be neighborly if I didn’t follow through now would it?!

I shrink the video down when I get home. Of course he decides to pull this stunt when I’m traveling. HAHAHAHHAHA REALLY boys, you are WAVING THE red flag at the BULL,BEGGING ME TO CHARGE!! I have NO choice BUT TO MAUL this little liar!! IT’s a MATTER OF PRINCIPAL!! THIS man MUST BE DESTROYED! This fucker BEEEEEEEEGGED over and over for Me to “do the worse” to him. “NO mercy for the pig.” he gave ALL his information up in a few days..and now he thinks he can rub the cum out of his eyes and wake up from the bad dream..BUT NO BITCH!!! THE NIGHTMARE has ONLY BEGUN! hahahaha I am almost SALIVATING here at the prospect of DERAILING your LIFE!!! Right now I’m in the feeding frenzy moood. My TOES ARE CURLING IN ANTICIPATION of PEOPLE you KNOW WATCHING THIS!! And when I log back to your work website and see your name disappear of the STAFF LIST, I might just orgasm!!

oh and that “i’m depressed and inclined to commit suicide” bit you tried to butter ME up with ..REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLY pulls on MY heartstrings. HAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA

Maybe you will get the “help” you need when your family totes you off to a padded room after they discover the TRUE you and see your fag ass in action!!
FUCK-ing A!! I had a feeling this one would go off the deep end. he was moving too fast.but I didn’t think he’d go sibyl on ME this early on..but what the fuck do you expect from a guy who gets his jollies eating vaseline?

So anyway, I’ll shrink this to a size that loads fasters and put this fucker on CD when I get home in a few days.

Sooooo Let The Games Begin!! Oh sign up if you want to be on “mailing duty” for operation NUKE THE PUKE!

UPDATE: Fist pics of vaseline’s new freak cave heehee his wife won’t give him any furniture..so he’s gonna be sleeping on the floor every night like some sort of animal. HAHAHAHAHA!

Any guys with webdesign talent out there are welcome to design vaselinefreak.com. Contact Me if you are a GOOD designer.

sinking frenchy I believe you’re wire just came through today. But wasn’t it suppose to be for $1300 or something??? I think you need a fucking conversion chart because I got $995. I don’t know for sure if it’s yours yet, but I’ll find out sure enough.

Ugh..first day of MY period and I feel like shit. I’m not going to the gym today cuz I’m too bloated and crampy. I did manage to lose 4 lbs and even BEFORE My period. Thanks to MY thousand-$dollar$-crappy-diet-food-in-a-box.

The ukranian sent Me $600 today which momentarily made ME forget about MY aching womb and twinkie dedicate $400 to MY short trip. (I leave sunday).

Veronica keeps snagging more money out of ! She got another $200 out of his ass.

I’m soo excited about a.k.a. the vaseline freak getting into his crappy ass apartment. I am waiting for pics of it and he is suppose to get them to ME tomorrow! I’m naming his new efficiency apartment..THE FREAK CAVE!

heeheee Pooor widdle humpback randy mersche! I got him SOOOo drunk on the phone. he paid Me $600 and begged for a real long call. (Several hours) SOoo of course, MY main goal of the the phone call was to get him so drunk he either paid more or PASSED out! Mission accomplished! We were chatting away and he started getting talking all goofy and incoherently then BANG he was out! Woohoo! So I hung up and since he didn’t call back in few minutes after made a mad dash out of the door to enjoy a few hours out with My girlfriend. Of course the phone was ringing the minute I walked through the door. I told him to call after dinner, but then we watched a movie..and well..I guess RANDY GOT SCREWED out of LONG call he prepaid for. heeeeeheeee SUCKS to be a SUCKA, doesn’t it you alcoholic freak!

I think I forgot to mention another $100 I got out of the new guy who gave ME $500 yesterday. Here’s his pic.
Very everybody hates raymond.

father flatulance came around and made a $500 donation. I was making him wear his robe and lift it up and pee at holy paintings on the wall on his webcam. OMG! Perverting a catholic priest and a orthadox jew in the same week! I ROCK!

Oh and be sure to check out vaseline freak’s NEW MY SPACE.

ATTN: SOMEONE’s WIFE IS HOT ON THEIR TRAIL!! She called again! If you have a 509 area code, your wife is bugging me like crazy and asking what this number is for. She said I keep showing up on the phone bill. I have no idea who it is and I keep playing nice and saying I am a web marketing company. She’s sounds like she is really old and eats fruit cake!

I just got a brand new guy. I made him pay $400 in the first five minutes or so. he’s pretty funny. I’m getting him all drunk and he starts begging to have a frozen pizza cuz he’s starving. I told him while he was on MY time he had to pay for his snack. So his little frozen pizza cost him $100. We are putting precum, dust from his refrigerator and anything nasty I can find to add as a topping to it. So $500 from this newbie! Wonder if I’ll get more!? teehee

Then sissy jason came back and gave up $300. he sat on the phone and moaned about feeling “so dirty.” It was a very short phonecall cuz he bored the BJesus out of Me.

So we got vaseline freak all set up with a brand new checking account. I now have the passwords to his checking account and I can see every penny that comes and goes from that account! Deeper and deeper he goes. Where he ends up nobody knows! BUT ME! Oh and don’t forget to give him a call on his new KEEN line! Only 75cents a minute! After keen takes their huge cut..how much will he be earning ME? hahaha Well.not much ..but it is entertaining! http://www.keen.com/pukepiggy4sale

fatmac bought Me 2 lightweight jackets for the summer. I needed a trench type coat for MY trips I have been taking. twinkie also bought Me the trash disposal off MY amazon wishlist because My old one just mysteriously died. Today is MY first day back on the Zone diet. yippy dingdong.

More news later! Gotta run

turdmuncher strikes again!

turdmuncher got MY sister a washer, dryer and dishwasher off Her amazon wishlist and also a headboard for VTG!! Pictures of the items will be posted as they arrive.
fatmac sent VTG $250 cash, as well as bought her 2 pairs of heels, some red pants, twill pants, army pants, army jacket, black jacket, a pink shirt, a black tank, an army tank, a pink tank, a brown and pink dress and 3 pairs of sunglasses! Total: $600+! Holy shit, fatty! you are on a roll you rolypoly sucker!! msub sent $100, $500 from amsterdam ham. I took the last $150 off vaseline freak’s Dilliard card and he still has $250 I’ll be taking off his Bloomingdale’s tomorrow.

Damned I’ve gotten a rush of new meat! It’s like I constantly get fresh recruits coming in to relieve all the broke and decrepit amputees and sideshow veterans. Not relieve permanently or anything but keeping ME so occupied kicking MY new troops’ asses that MY long-time devotees get a little breather time to pay down their credit cards, refill their canteens and come back for another round!!! HAHA I picture all MY veterans hopping around on their stubs and crutches with “PAY PRINCESS!” and “SIERRA IS GOD” pins on their dingy vests, all suffering from post traumatic syndrome and swigging from paper bags. My little army of fools!! doo-doo-dooo-doooo!! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE those cards!
hahahahahahhahaha!

UPDATE: 2 a.m. on wednesday
Just got $1,000 donation from paulo. he used to pay ME years ago and disappeared. Woohoo!!

I just got $400 from a joe from FL who I think I never named before although he’s paid on more than several occasions. I have now named him slave2MYcurls cuz he has a fetish for MY hair. uncle pigfucker sent ME $500 but ran off before I could stiff him for more. Damned it! slutty suzy sent VTG $200, the sinking frenchy wired $1,000. I should be receiving it shortly and will report when it officially shows up in MY checking account. That despicable freak, the pervert postman sent $200. fatty bought  several pairs of shoes, a bathing suit and some hair product. I also sent him to a beauty supply stuff to pick Me up some curly hair product.

Looks like I’ll be taking that trip June 11-14th. Vintage furfreak paid $700 towards it. Of course that’s far from covering it. MORE MORE MORE!

hahaha lesbian gold card was talking to Me on the phone and I was all ranting cuz I fucking gained like 5 lbs over the weekend! How the hell is that possible?! So I told him I wanted to go back on the zone diet for a month cuz I’ve been fucking MY diets up so bad and he ran off and bought Me the 28 day menu. HAHA That’s like $1,300. It’s so fucking wasteful. But I want to take that 5 lbs off FAST. So here I go again. Instead of failing MY diet for free.you guys can pay a few grand for MY diet failures. HHAAHAHAHA! Boohoo.

My sister got Her very own new slave which she named loco en la cabeza hahahaha! Oh My, She has been tinkering with his brain and wound up paying her $600 for Her psychotherapy!!

Well Sunday and Monday were absolutely gorgeous. Almost a little too hot! We went on long bike rides both days. Sunday went for about 130miles and around 160 on Monday. Buckeye lake had tons of bikers there. I don’t know why Ohioans are so into that lake. It’s so boring. If you don’t boat there’s nothing to do. No place to lay out. There are a few cool bars there, but we never drink when we ride. Slapped the sunblock on but I still got a little burnt.

I’m so mad. Ok I have TIVO and a guy got Me a lifetime membership. I don’t think they offer them anymore. They updated the tivos with new software and it totally fried My unit! The minute it downloaded it, it was all fucked up. So I have to pay $150 for them to replace the unit. I’m all pissed now. They killed MY tivo! you bastards!! And I gotta pay for it! I also can’t upgrade MY tivo or I will lose MY lifetime membership. BLOWS!