Hey losers! I need this for My chopper. (Not the Harley) GET IT!

OMG look at the sissy donna video. Doesn’t he look like a senile old man? hehehe he has to go buy a wig. he’s gonna be MY oldest geratric sissy!

loopy4legs SideKick3 showed up today as well as a slew of envelopes crammed with cash from him. I still am expecting more envelopes to come!

Well you guys voted that I make tittyboy shave off his moustache and make him totally feminized.
Ok! Hows this for starters?? hahahaha!

tittyboy has another video up on clips4sale now.

Well I think My loopy4legs Spend-a-rama is officially OVER. I’m definitely going to text message him in a few weeks and encourage him to buy more coke..he’s a LOT more fun when he’s on it!
This morning I received another $200 cash from him and am waiting for another $150 of amazon gift certificates.

Here is the final Totals of loopy4leg’s Wallet-Binger! What fun it was!
$450 SideKick 3 Cellular Phone,
$1,240 cash
$900 online donations
$90 Coach Cosmetic bag
$250 PSP
$425 Coach Bag
$150 Amazon Gift Certificate
$130 RedHot Shoes
$90 Steve Madden Leopard Shoes
and 2 pairs of Dita Stockings.

randy mersch freakshow extreme lost $300 last night too! Keep drinking randy! I want to make sure you are a FULL-Blown alcoholic!!

jackoff judas sent $200 and that nasty german fucker wimpydog sent $100. I won’t talk to wimpydog but he continues to send tributes now and then.

Not a bad for a day’s haul if I should say so Myself.
Gawd I’m friggin’ GOOD!

Oh heehee tittyboy is actually earning ME some money with his gay videos on clips4sale. Not tons, but hey a few every day or so. I am not sending him his chastity keys until he makes Me another gay porn clip with a guy with a bigger wang.

Aww won’t My new sidekick3 look cute with this skin thing that terrance bought ME? hmm.I wonder what I’ll do with My Sidekick 2?
I want the little monkey too.

Update Again 8:44 p.m: Oh no he only has a few more hits of coke left! 🙁 I did manage to get another $300 out of him though!! Keep your posted.

Update: Mission accomplished got another $260. Will update the total tally. 🙂

Update: Holy shit he’s still going! The SideKick 3 cost him a mint because he got it without a contract. hahaha I’m making him sniff coke on the side of the rode. Try to get $200 MORE outta him.

loopy4legs total tally for the day.
$450 SideKick 3 Cellular Phone, $1,240 cash, $700 online donations, $90 Coach Cosmetic bag, $250 PSP, $425 Coach Bag, $130 RedHot Shoes, $90 Steve Madden Leopard Shoes and 2 pairs of Dita Stockings.

$WOW!!! loopy4legs just got the PSP from MY amazon wishlist!

Update: Got ANOTHER $150 from loopy! hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha! OMG I just got a Coach cosmetic bag too!

I got loopy4legs coke up again! he’s so much funny when he’s high on that shit! I got $550 online cash donations AND those hot red shoes from Bebe! Oh yes and around $60 on 2 pair of Dita stockings from Secrets in Lace. So then I sent that leg addicted loser out on the streets of NewYork to do some shopping for ME! he went to the Coach store on as I listened to him buy Me a leather coach bag and have it shipped to ME! It’s pretty funny because the coach girl new he was buying stuff for another Woman because his wife kept beeping in on the other line and he had to say it’s my wife beeping me can I pick it up Princess? he was all sweating and looking like a drug addict Im sure. hahahaha So here’s the purse he got ME today. That came up to be like $425 with tax and shipping. Did My fun end there? Oh hell no! I sent loopy4legs (affectionately called sick nick) to the atm machine. So far he has sent a total of $580. his annoying wife keeps interrupting our phonecalls because it’s her bday and she wants to know where he’s at. HHAHAHA So back to fucking with loopy4legs!

More shopping opportunities. twinkie just got the red shiny peeptoe shoes for MY next photo shoot. I added a few more things and will continue to add stuff tonite. Why hasn’t anyone gotten those awesome red shoes from Bebe yet.hmm??? Do your dorkly duty, dweebs!

Oh found out that the latex dress I am getting is all purple..not pink. hmmm.I already have a purple latex dress you little bastard. Guess you will have to make it up to Me by BUYING MORE!!
Ok I got the SideKick 2 so now I want the SideKick 3. So one of you can walk your happy asses to tmobile and buy ME one or bid on one on ebay.

Miss ME? I was gone all day. We put 200 miles on My harley. Had a blast! Ran into this GIANT group of bikers who invited us to go with them. I have never ridden in such a large group before. It was lots of fun and talked to so many interesting people. I also discovered how extremely difficult it is to operate a motorcycle while having a severe case of the hiccups! OMG I thought I was gonna die! Me and My girl look so awesome riding around on the bike. It was a beautiful ride. We saw the prettiest sunset I have ever seen around here. It was like the sky was lilac colored and someone splattered a big bucket of fushia paint all over the canvas and ran giant fingers across it horizontally. I’ve never seen the sky so extremely HOT PINK. Got back at 11 p.m. and then took a latenight dip in MY swimming pool. Quite refreshing.

We were laughing today at MY ability to distinguish the smell of farm animal shit. I’m sure it goes back to MY childhood. In gradeschool I grew up on a dairy farm. I also had to suffer through 4-H because ALL the little portuguese kids were in fucking 4-H. 4-H was part of being a portygee..if you are a portygee kid where I grew up..you ate linguisa, you have a Tia Maria and you were in 4-H. I’m sure 4-H is why I hate animals and only keep fish and men as pets. 4-H is fucking cruel and unusual and sucks 4 kinds of ass. They force little gradeschoolers to dress up in the world’s gayest uniform, pick out a cute young farm animal, name it, feed it, halter break it, teach it little tricks and pose it and then then auction it off for butcher while the children all scream and cry in horror! Anyway, I digress.so I grew up near cattle..and I have a fucking knack at being able to pick out poo in one sniff. Horse, goat, pig, cow, chicken, duck..hell I can tell if it’s dairy cattle doo or beef cattle poo. So when we ride by some smelly farm and I get a whiff of something I scream CHICKENS or PIGS or BLACK ANGUS or SHEEP!” and wouldn’t you know it.I’m always friggin right. Strange, I can usually take one whiff of you shitpiles and distinguish what kind of human excrement you are too! “sissy crossdresser! closet fag! wanker! troublemaker! secret blackmail addict!” hahahaha What kind of POO are YOU!? Whether or not you know which stinky mess you are..I can always figure it out! hahaha!

OH MY gawd! That was fucking vaseline freak who text messaged ME!! I can’t believe he is sniffing around again after I had a henchman send that video and pictures to his FRIGGIN WIFE!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!??! What a glutton, huh?

Update Again
Got your WU, donna.

Yes! I just got another gas card from celibate george. This one is an Exxon card. One for Me and one for MY girl. Now, I also have 2 Shell gas cards already. I

Oh you spelled the last name wrong. Mandoza?? gross! It’s Mendoza but I should change it to Womendoza huh? Womendoozy. heehee

Update: sissy donna just western unioned ME $235. Will pick it up on MY way to the gym. 🙂

YAY!! That just paid ME $1500!! I’ll post screenshots later of the transactions. We had to do it in 2 transactions though. hahahhhhahaha! Fuck you jewpig! Update your fucking journal!
Here’s a screenshot of the $1,000 transaction. I’ll post the other $500 after it batches.

I got a funny text message from someone with a 651 area code asking if I’d take him back. you know who I think it is?..friggin vaseline freak! Same area code as him and one of the few who have MY sidekick’s cell phone #. HAHAHAHA! If it’s him, I will PISS MYSELF laughing!

sissy christina sent ME $200 and Veronica $75. Also sent fatmac out to buy Me this retro looking dress which I might possibly use for MY next photo set. he also picked ME up a skirt at The Gap which I liked.