HAHA pantystain, I don’t know who the fuck you are, but you sure are an EASY little underwear booger!
he sent Me $800 of amazon GC!

Now that’s what I’m talking about! I SAY JUMP and you JUMP! Let’s see if this works again.
pantystain! you greasy little crotchmark! I want another $500 GC! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Watch out. Giriydom is doing his thing, impersonating ME again. I’ve been getting all kinds of emails from silly ass bitches he is seducing in chatroom, promising to be their “mentor.” hahaha SUCKAS! I don’t even feel sorry for you gals anymore, because this guy is FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!! LIKE I’m GOING TO MAKE you RICH in exchange of your FRIGGIN’ PANTIES???! FUCKING LORD HAVE MERCY!! LIKE I want some breeder girl’s panties!!! HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA I think he is also hanging out in lesbian bdsm rooms because I have some sub females emailing Me their photos, all of which seem to be cheap content. Dudes pretending to be women trying to seduce dudes pretending to be women.

Crikey! I’m good! BTW, I knew that little Crocodile Hunter was gonna get it sometime soon. he was always jumping around like a lunatic scaring the wildlife senseless. Then his little wife always peeking around the bushes looking all scared out of her wits when he tries to get her to touch some man-eating critter or feed their baby to the crocs.

Update: Just got $275 from a brand spanking new dork calling himself pindick waste of space. Guy is american but is from yugoslavia. This guy is friggin STUPID!! This little bastard actually had the nerve to put the webcam screen down on his webcam so I couldnt see him and tell ME the webcam was “bad” and was fuzzing up! Like I couldnt see his fucking mangy mitt reach over and slap the screen down! Fucking DIRTY LYING BASTARD!!! Eat shit and DIE, fucktard! I got your $275 and you got JACKSHIT from ME because you are a fucking DISHONEST PIECE OF EXCREMENT.

Heya pissants. Cloudy ugly day but I managed to get a ride in. Went out and partied the other night and had a lot of fun and passed out quite early. That slutty atm guy sent Me yet ANOTHER $1,000 today! And you know what.I assumed he was a brit..I was mistaken..he’s not british..he’s from Greece. I guess I just assumed he was from the UK cuz he had wonky teeth and was strange and ugly. hahaha. We were trying to pick out the perfect name, but for some reason, I’m just not feeling it yet. So anyway, he coughed up 1,000 without much difficulty. he’s another one who never wants to talk on the phone. he’s paid a lot of ladies in the past and never talked to ANY of them on the phone. So friggin strange. Then that silly ass new guy calling himself pantystain sent Me $200 in amazon GC’s. Ummmm..I was expecting a LOT more. Especially from a putz like you too scared to make NORMAL donations. Why don’t you go back and do..oh ..I dunno..$500 more! I used your GC to get some camping gear–tent and a sleeping bag.
Fulfilled Amazon Wishlist

I think I got My laptops all freaking up and running perfectly now. So I got 3 laptops and 2 desktops all networked together. All the laptops now have at least 1 gig of ram now and are running a lot quicker. I spent the weekend transferring files and re-downloading all My software. I also neatly put all you guys videos and pictures in labeled little folders instead of them being in huge folders with all your shit in there. Now it’s much easier to find your devastatingly humiliating pics and vids. hahha I went through EVERY hard drive and found them all. Even dug all the shit off the old HP. heehee

Updated My fulfilled Wardrobe 2006 list with a few more purchased items. Also updated the Fulfilled Wishes 2006 list.
Oh yes and slutty suzy the squishybrained bitch sent VTG another $200. We always have our eye on you, suzzzzzzzy! fatmac spent yet another $300. Guess what fatty! Yes FATASS, it looks like WE put your wallet on a DIET!

loopy4legs coked up and spent $2,600 on THE PRINCESS!
HAHAHA can you believe the roll I have been on lately? loopy4legs got himself an eightball of coke and I got MYself $2,500 and a pair of boots that he wants to see ME in soo bad!

I also got $200 from sissy donna earlier today! My ram for the desktop showed up plus $100 from brad the fag in the mail! I also got $75 tribute from some guy named tim I have never talked to before.it just showed up in MY payments. Keep going tim!

GAWD I FUCKING LOVE THIS LIFE!!

Oh yes and lets not forget the $600 that Veronica got out of fatmac! SHIT make that $800! hahaha! he just sent Her $200 more and we are laughing our ass off about it.

HAHAHA! That moneydomme cyber slut frenchtobeused just sent Me $1650!! ($350 of it keen..blah)Damned I’ve been getting some big hitters lately! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

OOh I just love getting unexpected surprises in the mail. Today I found a portable GPS system at MY doorstep all gift wrapped pretty by a scared mantelope calling himself pantystain. he got it off MY amazon wishlist.
See the stuff guys have gotten off MY list.
I think it’s close to $500 on sale. It used to be $860!
Yay hurray!

I also got My new laptop today too. Here is a shot of it with My new GPS.

Here’s just SOME of MY laptop collection. I’ve given away plenty of older, lamer models. (The Dell has a dead motherboard though)

I’m gonna load up My machine with ram. Gotta go find out which one I need. Later, loser.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
My spree never ends! I came home from My evening out to find new tenderloin to snack on! The canadian cashcow ended up losing $2,400 on his FIRST EVENING. Here’s screenprints of the transactions thus far. Still waiting for a few to settle with MY bank, but they all successfully went through!! Yippppppppppy!! Don’t think I’m gonna forget about that savings account you have canadian cashcow! It will be MINE as well! OH then to top it all off, I told the guy to call Me so we could celebrate after and he didn’t wanna cuz he was too scared! he’ll give close to $2,500 but is too scared to talk to ME? haha Whatevah! Less work for ME, I guess.but it is always fun to have you guys call after a huge spending binger and mock you and gloat!

Earlier that day another newbie contacted ME and spent $275. he’s from finland and rather boring on the phone. Oh and let’s not forget the $100 that jackoff judas sent. I’m glad you are taking your weekly contribution more seriously now, judas. Oh yes and I also had terrance by ME $200 worth of ram for MY dell desktop.

It’s been a remarkable week cashwise! Too bad the weather is so unremarkable today. It’s storming right now. Quiet day for Princess, unfortunately. Girlfriend is working on some school report on global warming and I will have to amuse MYself raping you unfortunate sickfucks!

Update: tittyboys video isnt working cuz it was removed for being too adult! hahah his boobs are just SOO big they are considered XXX! Here tittyboys tittylicious video on pornotube.

Update: Sierra Demands and you freaks listen!! Okay okay! Not only did I get $1,700 laptop money from one guy, I ALSO got $1000 amazon gift certificates from vintage furfreak which I used towards the back-up laptop! So I just bought it off MY amazon wishlist combined with a few GC’s I had sitting there. So I got paid twice for a laptop in one day! heehee Am I good or what? Would anybody else like to pay for MY laptop today? HA! I needed a kinda light laptop so I just got a moderate priced toshiba. I was worried about the Sony’s because they got so many bad reviews. Plus Me and a white keyboard looks like a disaster about to happen. I am eyeballing those Dell XPS gaming notebooks though, but they are 9 lbs. Might be the next thing on MY want list. Then pathetic little fagarina sent $200 and msub sent $300. Now stocking top slave claims to have sent $1,400.BUT..he has to use this funny billing system which is one of the few that accepts Switch card.so I don’t know FOR SURE, if he did yet because it usually takes them a day to send ME notification. Usually he comes through, but sometimes the processor throws out charges because they think it’s a repeat or something. grrrr..very frustrating. So if it shows up tomorrow I’ll let you all know. twinkie also got Me a few things off MY amazon wishlist–some memory for MY camera and a few photography backdrops.

That new guy that’s been making the large donations sent ME $1,700 for a new laptop! But the good thing for you boys is, he didn’t actually BUY the machine yet. So I’m gonna give you guys another day to be the first to buy it. I’d rather get a laptop and KEEP the cash! So hop to it boys! I want to have it ordered today.

Update: $200 from randy mersch and another $300 from the postal pervert.

Look at tittyboy now!
And be sure to check out his new tittylicious video! HAHAHAHA ewwwwwwwwwwwww! **LINK NO LONGER WORKS! tittyboy’s boobs are too huge for youtube!
you won’t believe this. I am having problems with MY fairly new toshiba satellite notebook computer. I can’t remember how long ago I got the laptop, but I’m thinking it was like 6mos ago or less? I will have to get a new keyboard and take it in for some other work. FUCK! I swear I go through 1 or more laptops a year! My desktops last much longer, but I must be ROUGH on MY laptops. I decided I want a backup one for when problems like this arise, I won’t ever have to be laptopLESS. So although My other laptop is fixable, I want a new one NOW! Buy Me a new one or send ME enough amazon gift certificates for a TOSHIBA. Whoever gets it will be MY favorite pig for an ENTIRE week. I have a houseful of laptop corpses. A Dell that was just a year old when it’s motherboard totally died. I have another Toshiba satellite, well it’s really heavy. It’s not dead, but I gave it to MY girlfriend when I got that stupid ass Dell. I also have an old Hewlett packard that isn’t dead but it weighs a hundred pounds and gets so hot it burns your lap. I hate that thing. I have a Dell Desktop which has been wonderful and a Sony Desktop I got during the turdmuncher shopathon. It’s hassle free too. I also have an older Hewlett Packard which is in the basement and is just used as storage although it has lasted quite a long time. Desktops I have good luck with, but laptops are another story! But I hate working at a desk unless I am working on photos or webpages. I generally laying on MY tummy on the couch or floor or bed when I’m chatting with you little dungpies. I’m online too much to be stuck behind a desk. So anyway. I want a new one, so a new one I shall have!