Brand new slave demolished sent $810! hahaha
Oh yeah I got $100 from a david from michigan and another $350 from fagarina. fagarina is gonna be HURTING! he really doesn’t have this cash.he’s just maxing his creditcards. Sucks to be him. jackoff george did you get that leather peacoat from Macy’s for ME yet??? Don’t keep Me waiting, gramps!!! I’ll be phoning you today to check your progress.if it ISN’T purchased you just earned ANOTHER penalty purchase!

Celebrity look-alike?

So I did this this like with a dozen photos and practically everytime Gisele Bundshen and Adriana Karembue came up, which is weird because those 2 chicks look absolutely nothing alike. You’d get a lot of other people who’d pop up and then not show up at all in the next shot. I stuck in a crappy recent photo of Nicole Kidman and it recognized her. However, I really don’t see the resemblence of tittyboy and Halle Berry. hahahahaha Sicker yet, Halle Berry showed up on My celebrity look-a-like one time, which would mean Me and (younger)tittyboy have similiar face structure. Give ME nightmares! hahaha I wonder if I should rename fagarina “the hoff”? Fun, but stupid.

New! Leave Princess a public voicemail for the world to listen to! Nobody get’s your phone. Check it out. If you want to have your photo next to your message, after leaving a message, click the message is yours and join snapvine with your phone number. Sadly, all My crazy overseas slaves won’t be able to participate. 🙁

Update: $500 from uncle pigfucker 🙂

stocking top slave where the fuck are you, you little moron!?!? This entire GC thing had Me enraged with both US/UK Amazon stores. US told me they can be switch to US GC’s. UK told me they couldn’t. Well actually they just kept saying that I couldn’t use UK GC’s at the US site which I already fucking knew. They are very hard to get a hold of when you aren’t in the UK. I absolutely DESPISE how Amazon hides their customer service phone #’s and discourages you to talk to them on the phone. Anyway, if worse comes to worse, I will use this GC for fucking christmas gifts and have it shipped to the baboon or something then have him ship it to ME.but I’d much rather have all the certificates to spend ON MYSELF on stuff I WANT from the USA amazon. SO FIX IT, you drunken ass slobbering whore! In case you haven’t noticed, I’m immensely annoyed about the entire dilemma! HAHA I guess that’s what I get for rejoicing in the fact that drunken bastard pushed his buy button twice, huh? heeheee nah not really. Everything always turns out MY way. Fucking over losers is the BEST KARMA! I swear it is! The meaner things I do to you, the more awesome shit that happens to ME.

I just got another $300 from russell b (the popper sniffing American russell). I think he must have gotten sick or passed out because we got disconnected and I can’t get back through. he was already pretty drunk when he called. Stupid bitch. I also got another greendot card for $50 from sissy christina , slutty suzy got screwed out of yet another $200.

Oh I’m seriously going to get a personal trainer. I am SO sick of working out, bored with MY routine. I’m sick of treadmilling, I’m sick of The Firm, I-fitness, the countless other workout DVD’s I have. I just haven’t felt like working out at all. I need something NEW.so..I’m considering a personal trainer. The Lady I’m thinking about charges $65 an hour and I want to go at least 4 times a week. Guess who’s paying? I’ll be setting up buttons very shortly to cover this new expense.

Update:stocking top slave!! Call ME asap!! I am having big problems with this amazon.co.uk gift certificate. Amazon.co.uk won’t ship ANYTHING to the US.not even games, software or cookwear! Amazon.com said you can call the UK amazon and they can switch the GC’s over to US. I have redeemed them already but haven’t spent a dime of them. Hurry up and get this fixed otherwise $750 of gift certificates will go to waste!

Princess Hearts Drunk Dummies cuz they do stupid things LIKE promise Princess $200 US amazon gift certificates and forget to change Euros to US $ (which comes to $371) THEN accidentally pushes send twice giving Princess $744 worth of gift certificates!! he probably has NO idea until right now and he probably just sprung ANOTHER stiffy! hahahahaahahha! Downside is..these gift certificates only work at friggin amazon.co.uk 🙁 I would have used it towards buying Mamacita a new laptop because you cheap dirty bastards have STILL not purchased the one I have on MY amazon wishlist but I can’t here. So anyway, I have $750 worth of cash to spend at amazon.co.uk..which means no electronics for ME. Grrrrrrr! It’s gonna be a chore to find shit to buy on the british amazon site. Damned it!

HAHAH stocking top! you are BEYOND STUPID..but that’s ok, cuz that’s how I likes MY men. RICH AND STUPID!!

UPDATE: stocking top slave loses $2,350 to Princess and Her Sister!!

HAHAHA OMG I keep telling stockingtop slave if he pays more, I will give him a password.but I keep changing MY mind and demanding more. I just made him send $550 more! (but the last $550 is pending like last time) HAHAHAHHAHAHA SUCKAH!!!

stocking top slave got so excited being mentioned in our journals that he grabbed a bottle of booze and got schnockered again!!! And ya’ll knows what happens when the dinks get a drink! Veronica got $600 cash. I got $900 cash and $300 amazon gift certificates! hahaha FUCKIN’ idiot! Yes if you have a leg fetish you do not have a CHANCE against ME, bitches!! hahahahhaha

HAHA I’ve been using MY good little boys so bad lately. I just took $525 off fagarina’s credit card. the baboon sent another $200, but I thought you said you sent $300! Go back and resend that last $100 because it didnt go through. fatmac sent $200 and also bought ME a pair of expensive jeans. personal shopper bought  2 winter coats, $200 cash and spent $260 at Alloy!, loyal twinkie got banged out of another $500. I just can’t keep My hands off his wallet. I just want to “boink” it over and over! I also got $100 from a new guy from london.

I have another silly video of fagarina I will be posting shortly. Nothing too interesting to tell of today. Worked out, stayed out of the rain.ho hum.kinda day.

Somebody get the flamenco practice wear off MY amazon wishlist.

Oh yeah all that money that was pending from stockingtop freak.all came in! 🙂

Thought I’d log in for a few minutes. Have a busy day in store for ME, so I won’t be online much at all today. Got sissy christina on a “crash and burn” diet. Not only will diet help him by saving money on food, he will make more money prostituting himself if he’s thinner. Plus I’ve never made a slave become anorexic before..it’s always fun to think of new ways to screw up a man! If anorexia is good enough for scores of sorority sisters and supermodels, it’s good enough for this pervert! I made him join all these crazy little forums for Pro-Anorexia and Pro Bulimia so he’s learning all the best purging excercises and chatting with likeminded crazies.
hahahahahaha Reading these boards are a trip! These bitches are all proud of their bulimia. And the really anorexic chicks all hate the anorexic “wannabees” that have healthy BMI’s and call those pukesters “wannaorexias”. HAHAHAHA FUCKING A!

PUKE on, christina!!

Yesterday was a pain! Layovers and I lost MY luggage for about 6 hours!! Why do they always lose MY luggage and never MY girlfriend’ s???
Tata for now, got to catch a cab.

Likey?

UPDATE: HHAHAH I FUCKING KNEW deryck would fall prey to that newest photo. I just got $1,000 out of him in a matter of 5 minutes. hahaha he says he will pay another $500 but had to go unexpectedly. Hmmph! Well, I have more photos he hasn’t seen. Come to the darkside, deryck!

UPDATE: HAHAHAAHAHA My New photos has fagarina SOOO brainwarped! I just got ANOTHER $200 out of him and also $100 for Veronica. Bring todays total to $400!

Well it’s almost time for that short trip I told you about last month. I’ll be leaving for Chicago Thursday but should be back Saturday evening. I’ll have MY laptop with Me and will probably be checking in on the evenings. I most likely will be sending nastygrams by text on My Sidekick when I’m stuck in the airport..makes layovers go by more quickly. Fuck. I hate that I can’t take any liquids on the plane. Goddamned it! Like who the hell knows how to make a bomb out of mascara and toothpaste?? grumble grumble grumble. I’m gonna be so frizzy in the airport without MY conditioner/water spray bottle in tow to freshen up My hair. Plus My hair always gets all major staticky while I’m flying and sticks to the window and shit.

Most of My expenses for My travel and accomodations were paid by latexlover last month. Have a few things to do there and gonna do a bit of detective work while I’m in the area. teehee

Little freakies are coming out from hiding after seeing My newest shots. Like I didn’t know that would happen. HA!

sissy christina sent another $100 today on My greendot card, fagarina did another $100, jackoff judas did $100, cheesedick did $300, sinking frenchy popped up and he’s suppose to wire ME $300 tomorrow and sissyboyWU made a $250 donation. I also noticed that $200 from doomedbrit showed up today. About fucking time asshole. But I believe you STILL owe ME another! hahahahaha!

UPDATE AGAIN! $700 from russell b (not russell the baboon) This is another russell who likes to do poppers, cept he’s not as near as entertaining as the baboon and he’s not british. Make that $800! heehee!

Bras all sold out! Well except I’m still holding the the baboon’s bra for when he gets more cash.

Shoes by loopy4legs and dress by fagarina.

UPDATE: Be sure to check out fagarina’s rainbowbrite video clip. It’s sooo funny! fagarina is such a theatrical little creampuff! Will take a bit to load but well worth the wait.
OMG I have a priest sniffing and wearing My bra on webcam right now! father flatulence managed to pull another $200 out of his ass as well as the $300 he paid for the bra a few days ago. (Plus extra $ for overnight fedex.) he was very eager to get his lingerie. New guy sent $275 today but he seemed like a nutbag and not a good slave. he’s a onetime deal. The the ukrainian just sent $500! he just can’t resist My long long LONG leg! fagarina lost $200 and dennis from KY sent $200 too. fatmac got stuck with some more shopping for ME–some flamenco stuff and also $70 GIFT certificates from Chipotle. Few smaller items disappeared from MY amazon wishlist too. Oh yeah and Veronica got another $100 from Her bitch slutty suzy. suzy, you promised us each $100 today too!! Where is it, you zombified little whore???

I expect it to get pretty busy around here this week with My dazzling NEW PHOTOS.
They are now available in the MEMBERS AREA!

Oh here’s the link to MY donation page.
I am sure you will all need it after taking a gander at these mindnumbing shots!

Yippy! Battlestar Gallatica started again. Lost started too, but BattleStar I am especially digging.