Hey fatty! Look you are sooo famous!

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Now for those of you who actually don’t think I REALLY discuss you freaks with My friends and share all your most intimate details and shameful activies with them..HERE’s PROOF! hahahaha! They know soo much about you spankers’ pathetic shenanigans!

So this is a silly little video that Stevie took while a group of us were out partying the other night. She sneakily videotaped My trainer while giving one of Her famous drunken dialogues. I’m giggling cuz My trainer is totally clueless that Her tacky speech is forever recorded. heehee The lighting is terrible.especially for us in the corner, but it’s all fun. Too bad we didn’t get a clip of us discussing fagarina’s tiny penis. HAHAHA

Update: 5.1.07 7p.m.
I just got $1600 from shitpig!! hahaha I fucking LOVE IT!! The last time he dropped over 2,000 on Me, he felt suicidal. awww ain’t that precious?.remember shitpig..just call if you need someone to help walk you through it. 🙂

unclepigfucker  sent $500 but that is SO not enough. MORE pigfucker! Oh then the priest sent $300 measly gift certificates for Olivia vacations. (after I wrote NOT to get any under $500!!) he promises he will pay for another $700 by may 10 though to make up for it. I want enough to take Me and at least one special friend..and maybe some others with Me. Oh and I’ll be staying in the best suite there is.but you slobs already knew that.

Yeah fatty your shoes showed up and I LOVE them. I know you are all sad cuz I never showed up when I said I was last night..sucks to be a 1 ton sack of lard now doesn’t it fatmac?? Gonna put My workout clothing in the dryer.be back later

yay! I just got $1,500 from italian paulo. Life has been crazy lately.it’s been like a freaking L Word episode. Lordy have mercy. Which by the way, I am now starting Season 3 of the LWord, jimmy. Not much to tell. I had a crazy friday night and today I have lounged around on MY ass on the couch the entire day, chilling, popping Excedrin, watching Tivo’d shows I missed throughout the week. OMG LOST was a goody! I haven’t even bothered changing out of MY pj’s today..which are SUPER cool cuz they have WonderWoman on them and you all know how much I LOVE WonderWoman!

Tonight, I’ll be taking calls.

Fuck..it’s picture taking time again I guess. Time for Me to think of some sexy get-up to wear. oh Joy.

Buy Princess Gift Certificates to an all-Lesbian Olivia Cruise. Don’t bother buying little ones. Just send $500-1,000 increments. you can buy several thousand if you want to cover more of the vacation. These vacations arent as posh as I am accustomed but they are all-Women! Woohoo! More info about Olivia Vacations.

sissy tommikins just lost $700 over My toothpic photo. HA! sissy tommikins is almost as fun as he is faggy and weak. I always watch Southpark and talk to him during the commercials. he expects nothing and RECOGNIZES the fact that he DESERVES nothing. I also like the fact that he is more twitterpated by My casual pics then MY foofoo posey photos. That’s why he’s one of MY faves. However, he doesn’t make enough to really intrigue Me. Get a second job tommikins!!!

Then vintage furfreak made MY day today by sending a $1,000 donation because I told him I was grumpy and he soo wanted to cheer Me up. I’ve been preoccupied and grouchy and PMSing. Cash always helps MY crampies! Ive been having an LWord marathon. Up to episode 8 now of Season 1. None of you perverts are allowed to watch LWord.

I don’t feel like yippyyapping with you freaks right now. Pay up perverts!

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Hello! Could MY hair look ANY hotter?!?!

hahaha stockingtop is Sooo stupid! he actually sent $1,500 friday night while I was boozing it up in a bar with MY little cell phone messages and post as MY only contact with him. We LOVE it, bitch and we will split it all up and laugh in your face!!!

Just had fatty send Me $250. he’s buying us dinner and paying for MY manicure later today. Can you say SUCKER PIE!?!? Oh lesbian’s power shopper has been sending gifts. I got My bowflex weight sets a few days ago and a BUNCH of expensive kerastase hair products. I need to go add more for him! I know you reading this jimmikins..how about you send some cash tonite while I’m out having fun.and you’re home alone dreaming of ME????

stocking top I will be out tonite. Buy 2 or 3 bottles of wine. Get real drunk again and send Me and Veronica $500 each. Then go to Stevie’s amazon list and get her that laptop! Remember..think of our legs, My stocking pics, are beautiful smiles, our addicting laughter..and we will think about your MONEY!!! IF you give in to our demands..you can call MY cell and listen to our drunk asses laugh at your DRUNKER ass. Like I told you..we get cute and funny when we’re drinking. you just get STUPID and SCREWED when you’re drunk. I’d take us up on our offer, because it’s the ONLY chance a drunken british stocking addicted fool will have at having drinks with hotties with totties like us! Yes, you can have cocktails with us tonite THROUGH THE CELL PHONE, bitch! That’s HOT, huh?? hahahahaha! Drinks are on you, tony! hahahaha

Yes, I know..you wanna run out and spoil us RIGHT this minute!!! Here’s Me and Stevie from a night out. Get hopping on the wishlists and tribute buttons, boys! Well as usual I waited til the last minute to do My taxes. I pay estimated taxes and I made a lot more than I did last year (and so did the I.R.S. ) I don’t think I have EVER had a year that I did not make more than the year before! Way to go buttmunches!

Celebrate by making a fat donation! After taxes I generally take a few days of R&R and hang around and catch up on other things and back away from the computer for a few days.but I’m back now, you sorry nutsacks!

Lots of goodies in the mail today. My trainer’s new pool cue and leather cue case showed up today and she loved it! I also got MY cell phone chargers, make up, hair product, coach purse and a bunch of other stuff! I love the new dock charger cuz I can charge the back up battery without it being in a phone. Hurray! Stevie says My little coach purse is so cute, She wants to hug it. hehe I also got another $500 from old man george. Send another! I received a $100 bill in the mail from some bozo and fatmac got stuck buying Me another pair of Nike Shoxx (this time in black) and $125 gift certificates at one of My favorite restaurants. Oh yeah forgot to mention the $300 cash he sent too. fatmac is officially SUCKA-zilla! For real! Do you know how long fatmac has been the shopping bitch for Me, My sisters, My girlfriends and friends?? For friggin EVER!!! Um..10 years maybe? he’s bought MY mom shoes, her partner shoes, hell he’s be-shoed the entire family! hahaha fatmac is like the grand-daddy of financial slaves! hahahaha he will pay ME and MY gang til he DIES!!!! Oh yeah, I also made him and munnyhunny send My sister $100 for Her bday. Stevie’s stupified personal shopper sent Her $300 Nordstroms GC’s. Way to go Stevie! Way to work him over on yahoo messenger. he certainly didn’t have a chance!

Stevie still hasn’t gotten Her laptop. What’s up with that, bitches???

jimmikins get that Kerastase conditioner on MY amazon wishlist too.