HAHAHAHA OMG I can’t resist this.  I kinda gave up laughing at, poking fun at and even talking about insta moneydommes..cuz there’s just so many of them.and they all sound the same and all become a big dopey blur..but remember Princess Candy?  Everyone was hating on Her cuz she was a teenage mom, nudie-cam-whore gone “Domina” and was constantly jacking people’s material (including Mine). She’s sorta disappeared ..wanna know what happened to her?  Really ..this is friggin good stuff!

She’s in freaking jail from stealing an ATM-machine from Howard’s MiniMart!

Oh Mah Freaking Gaaawwwwd! Her bond is 100,000!  Wow, she’s really gonna need a moneyslave now.

Hiya jerkwads. Some guy who buys stuff every so often bought Me the blender for MY protein shakes, a new webcam, and the Hitachi wand. Yeeehaw!
MY Amazon Wishlist

terrance came back and lost $700. Yes terrance, one NEVER escapes from PRINCESS!! PRINCESS just sometimes gets too busy to notice one of you insects are in hiding..but when I get time..I DO NOTICE..and then catch you up like a bug in FlyPaper.

Been busy working out and trying to get a little bit of sun before Pride weekend, otherwise I’m going to fry in this heat.

Update: 6.16
fagarina sent another $200. demolished sent $400 and loopysent $200 out of the blue. heehee I think I’m gonna spend some time in the sun and grill up some huge shrimp and tbones.

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$300 from msub and $100 from fatty for a drinks for Me and Stevie this weekend. I think he sent Veronica $100 for Her evening too.

Yoohoo nicky! Looky what I got in the mail today. The $400 you sent!

brad the fag your care package arrived. I threw out the sliced salami. Looked dangerous. No it does not earn you a message or phonecall. Not til you send a crispy.

Note to fagarina: I just took $200 out of your account because I felt like it. Suck it up, bitch! Oh yeah, and those 12 juicy giant tbones arrived the other day.

Just got back from the True Colors Concert. Ok..we had awesome 3rd row seats. Cindy Lauper was GREEAT! She sounded, looked and acted the same as she did when she was young. She got right up into the crowd too. Erasure’s lead singer had a pot belly and looked like a crazy drunk old man but the group sounded exactly the same. I’m really mad at Deborah Harry because all she sang was her new old lady music and didn’t perform ONE FRIGGIN BLONDIE song!! Booooo!!!!!! What the fuck was she thinking? She was playing for a stadium full of fags!! They wanted to hear some “Call Me”! I can’t believe she is like 62. She so looks like My grandma in the face and kinda dances like she used to at her senior citizen events. Dresden Dolls.don’t know who the hell they are, so we went and got a beer. Now what reaallly got us mad is that we left our camera at home because we were afraid they would confiscate our cameras or something and then saw that EVERYONE brought their digital. So all I got was a few crappy ass camphone pics while other people in our row were taking these super awesome portraits because we were so damned close. Margaret Cho was hilarious. I can’t believe how much weight she lost. Didn’t she used to be kinda fat? I didn’t like her much when she first saw her years ago but she was REALLY funny last night.
Cho Before.
Cho Now.
You Go, Cho! She sang this last night.
Proceeds went to support the Human Rights Campaign.

Here’s Cindy hopping around in some rainbow chinese hat. Not that you can see it on my nonzooming camera phone. 🙁

I want like $500 Gift Certificates from this swimwear place.

hahaha fatty is getting Me all set up for Pride Weekend. he got Me the rainbow sun chair, cowboy hat and sun tent thingie for Me off MY amazon wishlist. he also got My giant jug of Protein Shake and some shorts and tees. he also spent around $500 today!! Now fatso loves to shop for ME and MY gang and has been doing it for a DECADE!! hahahahahahaha
$500 donation from amsterdam ham!

loopy for legs has been on a total binger! he’s been snorting coke, staring at MY thighs and maxing cards. Last night he snagged his wife’s little credit card and spent $1400 of it on Me. Can we say???, “SCREWED!”

loopy nicky, you are SOO fucking gonna get busted and I’m SOOOO gonna laugh MY ass off! you have spent THOUSANDS on ME this week! My legs are LETHAL!

Going to TrueColors concert. Cyndi Lauper, Erasure, Debbie Harry, Dresden Dolls, The Gossip, The Misshapes and Margaret Cho.

hahaaha how the fuck does anyone make around $4,000 while they are out partying at a fagboy martini bar with a group of girls? Well I did!! I’m sure My friends were getting annoyed watching ME disappear with My phone to chastise loopy for legs, but I guess it was worth it. he sent a total of 2,800 that I see right now..there might be a few more payments that I haven’t accounted for yet too from him! Then I made another $1,000 from vintage furfreak.

loopy! I LOVED stealing your cash you cokehead leg fiend. If I don’t get another $1,000 I’m gonna stick that picture up for the world to SEE!!! hahah you were SUCH a stupid idiot! All the girls knew what a wanker loser you were and how you were sniffing shoes and doing coke and sending Me all your money!! We had a good laugh on you all night long!

Oh if you sent Me a yahoo offline message last night while I was out..resend, because I accidentally deleted a SHITLOAD of them before I had a chance to read.