This is kinda weird. I swear, I have the ability to conjure up uncle pigfucker! Last night, I was thinking..hmmm..just where is that british wackjob? I thought to Myself..ya know, if I think about him long enough, he’s sure to feel MY powerful vibes and come running to his evil syren. So I concentrated for a few minutes and mused over just how much I hated his guts and thought about what fun it would be to empty his checking account again. 11 a.m. I wake up and guess who I have an email from?? The pigfucker himself!! he lost $3,000! If anyone cares to look at the screenshot.here it is.

HAHA lou, I see another $200 you little vermin you! hahaha you can NOT resist My charms, can ya?? Do it again!!

Update: big lou has revealed himself and added ME on yahoo messenger. The first thing I said to him was something to the effect of hey big lou send ME another $500 and he did! Then after another minute or so I encouraged him to visit My tribute page one more time and he sent another $500! big lou is easy, just like I like em! $1,600 total.

Alright. I know all you dickstains are TOTALLY missing ME. Time for some shopping for new outfits for My next photo opportunity. Im adding some leather stuff to MY wishlist. Get to shopping. I think the black corset dress and a bolero leather jacket will look very HOT for a photo shoot. I want the corset dress and the bolero jacket IMMEDIATELY for pictures!! I also dig that leather military dress too. I got this adorable red and white dress from twinkie but alas..MY boobs so won’t fit in it. I have to return it.

I have been running around so much lately. This weekend I was barely home. I’ve been preoccupied with exciting new ventures and investments..but..I’m going to make an effort to stay home and do calls and Instant Messages on tuesday and friday night (hopefully). I have a Sheryl Crow concert this week.

Garage door puttered out on Me this weekend. I had a shitload of sears gift cards that have been laying around for a year and bought the best one they had. This was a total pain in the ass for Me because I always go in and out of the house through the garage and never the front door. Interesting tidbit, huh? I’m sure you are absolutely mesmerized by this little bit of new Sierra trivia, huh?
looooosers!

sharon the loony girlslave is on one tonite. She just sent ME $800 of her hubby’s cash. I made her buy the box set of LWord and I’m quizzing her on it. She’s hooked like every other good lesbian. hahahahaa
C L O S E T C A S E! I also made her buy 2 old-school lesbian erotica films and a new pink vibrator we named Heather. For her webcam performance tonight I made her cut her hubby’s head out of her huge wedding picture then jump around topless on her bed wearing boots and tubesocks with Melissa Etheridge blaring on her stereo. I think one of the FUNNIEST things I have ever seen was watching sharon hold her silly wedding photo up to her forlorn face and peer her little eyeball through the void that use to be her groom’s head and peep straight into the camera as I instructed. HAHAHHAHHAHA Funny stuff! It’s so friggin hysterical how she cries into her microphone.”nooOoooOOOooooo don’t make me into a lesbian!” HAHAHA! WTF??? See what too many years of dick can do to a woman? Corrode the brain! sharon was a mindless stepford wife until I saved her! I just keep chalking up more good karma here with MY endless good deeds!

Who the hell is this “big lou” guy who’s been dumping cash into MY account? I found another $600 from this weekend! he never contacts ME.this is like the third time he’s done it..and every time..not a word. HAHA Don’t stop now!! Go back and do it again! I like it, I love it! I want some more of it!
5 crispy 100 dollars bills in the mail from western union sissyboy! Where you been, you fucking freakO’nature??

K I gotta start working on updating MY fulfilled wishlist. I am soooo fucking behind it’s not funny.

MY Myspace profile has been deleted by Myspace police. I’m not sure what for this time. Oh well. I’m not really sweating it because it’s NOT a platform for attracting good paying subs. Wanks wanks wanks. Anyway, I think I’ll make this profile private and keep better track of who gets to add Me as a friend. I was actually quite fed up with having thousands of friends who I didn’t know and the constant barrage of friend requests, bulletins, and spankermail. When I create My new profile, I’ll post the link.

Soooo old man tim just sent Me a $1,000 donation! 🙂 Then deadman dan made $700 of donations, bought Me a new vacumm, a floor lamp and a ceiling fan off MY amazon wishlist. hahah deadman dan. you are SOOO freaking EASY!!! hahahaha I’m still laughing about how easily I fleeced your ass!

K..tonight’s saturday. I’m staying home and doing calls. Lucky you. I know you all missed Me last night, but I wasnt home..again. Sucks for you, huh? Well busy yourself shopping My amazon wishlist. I’ve been adding lots of new items I want and the list will keep growing!

Bloody Hell, it’s Period time! Insert your tampons in your mangynas!

Let’s see deadman dan did $400, terrance did $500, fagarina did $200 and bought Me another printer/scanner. Well back to the gym for ME this week. My neck is still really stiff and sore but I’m not getting that sharp crazy pain like I did the first week. I missed like A THOUSAND friggin calls this weekend. 🙁 I see all you morons on MY caller I.D. My voicemail is full as usual. I can’t empty it fast enough for you freaks to fill it up with your mewling messages. I’m going to be home monday, wednesday and thursday night and for sure this week. Call Me after 6 p.m. on these days. Also I might be home saturday night.

Let’s see ..spent the day doing a whole lot of nothing. Enjoyed a few hours in the sun and pool. Had a few beers and a steak, then geeked out watching the Harry Potter-athon and updating MY amazon wishlist. K I’m going to totally redecorating several rooms of MY house. There’s going to be a lot of new shit on MY list and I will be expecting it ASAP!

Oooh just noticed. The first ep of the new season of Dr Who tivo’d. Gonna go watch it!

Stevie Nicks was Excellent. She’s freaking 59 years old!! She sounded great, looked great and wore her platform heels. Woot Woot! Had great seats but only My camphone. (Again)..cuz SOMMMMMEBODY forgot to charge Her battery for Her digital camera..(not Me). Boooooo!
Fantastic time!

big lou sent another $200. MORE MORE MORE loulou!! toiletbrush popped up from the abyss and sent $250, $75 from dude from lebanon, $400 from smalldick SD. Oh yes and the baboon got Stevie an ipod speaker thingie from Her Amazon wishlist as well as a few things off MY amazon wishlist.

Gonna be gone for a few days for the holiday! toodle loo dickfucks!

russel the baboon sent $600! sharon the girl slave sent $500 and amsterdam ham sent $500. fatty bought Me an expensive pillow for MY aching neck. Not much else to tell!