Got a brand new guy who dropped $400 today. Don’t forget to get back with Me with that photo I wanted! $600 from terrance, $125 restaurant GC’s from fatty and some pretty flowers from toiletbrush.
Picture of the photos is from MY cellphone.not the hottest.

Ok good news about MY new tempurpedic mattress. It seems to be softening up a bit more every night. I called them and they told ME to remove the outside cover because that will help MY body heat get through the mattress and make it feel a bit softer. The bed doesn’t feel at all like it does at the store. It’s STIFF.but I am feeling more hopeful because every day it seems softer and has more give. There it is in the cover.

Ok this weekend we had a great nice time. Friday hung out, Saturday slept in all day, then we went to japanese steakhouse. I’m sitting around on MY ass watching something about Elephant Revenge on Discover channel just enjoying doing a whole lotta nothing. Stevie took a few cute pics of us last night. I’ll post them if they turned out.

Update: Oops make that $500 from shitpig!

My curved bolero that david bought showed up today and I love it!! I want the Mandarin one in a LARGE in black ASAP! hahahah I just got another friggin $300 from shitpig!

Well MY tempurpedic showed up yesterday. I’m a little worried. I hope I made the right choice. The thing was STIFF and HARD and My neck hurts more than yesterday. Mom says it takes a few weeks to adjust to it and for it to soften up. Fuck!! My journal is starting to sound all geriatric but when your neck and upper back hurts thats all you can think about. Mah’ neck, Mah’ back, mah’ spine just won’t crack!

So toiletbrush has been shopping for Me again and bought a bikini and bras and panties at VS. I am looking for more clothing for him to purchase.

Oooh Stevie, the guy you call random fool or whatever who is buying you bras old nickname was sideshow steve! he’s a fat little fuck who puts on quite a freakshow! Keep shopping for SGT STEVIE, sideshow steve! Stevie, Your journal was a HOOT!

Now there’s another fool in the mix who calls himself completefool. he’s from australia and he’s sending crispy $100 bills. he just wrote to report that he just sent 3 more. 🙂
Brilliant Princess Sierra, I know you won’t care, and neither you should. I’m drunk and I don’t know how I’ll survive until next pay. If my family ring up for help I don’t know what I can do. I don’t regret sending the $300. Thank You for taking it. I know you don’t care, but it wasn’t easy. Please enjoy it.

How right you are, fool. I DON’T care how hard it will be for you to get by this month. Keep on drinking, it will make it easier. HAHAHAHA!

Note to fatty: Oh you know those 2 new computer cords you bought Veronica?? Well one is FRIED!! and She can’t find the other one. hahahahaha So She just sent ME a text and told ME to tell you to buy Her another one if you ever want to see Her online again. It’s a hardknock life for fatmac! It’s the hardknock life for fatmac!

[FATTY]
‘Steada treated,

[OTHER VICTIMS]
We get tricked!

[FATTY]
‘Steada kisses,

[VICTIMS]
We get kicked!

[ALL]
It’s the hard-knock life!
Got no cash to speak of, so,
It’s a hard-knock row we how!

[FATTY]
Pretty ladies

[VICTIMSS]
play us a fool!

[FATTY]
Big Fat BellY

[VICTIMS]
He’s a tool!

[ALL]
It’s the hard-knock life!

[FATTY]
Don’t if feel like PRINCESS is always watching??

[FAGARINA and TWINKIE]
Don’t it seem like there’s never any light! ?

[TITTYBOY and DEADMAN DAN]
Once a day, don’t you wanna throw the towel in?

[DERYCK and BABOON]
It’s easier than puttin’ up a fight.

[DEADMAN DAN]
No one’s there when your dreams at night get creepy!
No one cares if your dick grows..of if it shrinks!
No one dries when your eyes get wet an’ weepy!

[ALL]
From all the cryin’ you would think this place’s a sink!
Ohhhh!!!!!!!
Empty wallet life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!

[SHITPIG]
Santa Claus we never see

[FATTY]
Santa Claus, what’s that?
Who’s he?

[ALL]
No one cares for you a smidge
When you’re a freak show on BITCHY BEAUTY!!

[FAGARINA]
You’ll stay up till your cards are maxxed!
You have a prick so you get taxxed!!

[VICTIMS]
Princess takes all our dough!
Treats us like a filthy ho.
Robs us blind,makes us drink our piss
I love you, Miss PRINCESS!

[SHITPIG]
(whistle) Get to work!
(whistle) Send Me cash!
(whistle) I said get to work!

[ALL]
It’s the hard-knock life for us
It’s the hard-knock life for us
No one cares for you a smidge
When your a freak on BITCHY BEAUTY!
It’s the hard-knock life
It’s the hard-knock life
It’s the hard-knock life!

Update: Weed killer didn’t kill shitpig.he just paid another $200.bringing his total for tonite to $500.

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Here’s some shots from friday night. Aren’t we DA BOMB?!?!

hhaha I just got ANOTHER $300 outta shitpig! his brother is totally disgusted with him right now and thinks he is a total sick freak. I’m trying to get shitpig to recruit his brother too. Yes shitpig, you DEFINITELY are a SICK freak! shitpig is the one who sometimes gets all suicidal after a night of drunken $ splurging. Today he asked Me if I really want him dead, but ya know what.I don’t truly want him dead cuz then I couldn’t get his cash. As one wise Princess once said..(Me of course..I’m the only one worth quoting.) “Dead men can’t shop.”

Update just got another $300 from toiletbrush

Ok so I went to Brookestone and stretched out on the temperpedic mattress and decided to get one. Hope I like it! Should be here in 5 days. It cost $2,000 but I had no patience to wait for one of you morons get it or collect gift certificates for it.so I just flat out bought it because I have had too many neck and shoulder aches and pains lately. Not really sure what’s going on with that or why I’ve been achey. We also testdrove this massage chair that worked wonders on MY neck. The massage chairs certainly have changed. Last time I sat on a massage chair it was like a chair with a vibrator on it. This one actually felt like hands were squeezing MY neck. I added one to MY amazon wishlist.

I sent shitpig’s brother a text. I’m not exactly sure what has transpired since I outted shitpig to his brother, but shitpig is excited about the matter because he sent ME another $300. hahaha send more shitpig!!!
vintage furfreak also spent around $350 on custom bathing suits for Me at gingerislandwear.com.

I received only about 1,100 of Hetero-taxes. lou, twinkie, vintage furfreak, amsterdam ham, greg, stewart, ukranian, toiletbrush, father flatulance and a few others. hmmmm..only 11 hetero taxes?? I know there’s a LOT more than 11 of you reading this. A LOT MORE!! I’m pretty sure I have one of the most read Dominatrix blogs on the net.so why only 11pathetic hetero taxes?? Could it be cuz you’re all a bunch of fags?? Well let ME remedy that.

Oh MY trainer wants another pair of Nike Shox. Here’s the one She wants. Buy it and ship it to Me.

Ok so last night we went out to this gay bar hole-in-the-wall to do karaoke. The place was totally dead besides My group (about 5 girls), 1 old bull dyke, 2 bartenders, and 2 gay guys.one of whom was an elderly man who is a catholic priest for a gay catholic church. So this place just moved locations and they were using the parking lot of the store across the street for parking. They have one of those security monitors on the wall monitoring that parking lot and have some arrangement with that store and have full permission to use the lot for customer parking. ANYWAY, we’re singing and talking and someone notices that they are towing autos in that lot! The girls go dashing across the street! They already have 2 of MY friends’ cars hooked up to tow trucks, have already towed away the priest’s car and are now backing up to get Michelle’s! The guy JUST puts one chain on Her truck and She has the balls to friggin leap over the trailer, unhook the chain and jump in Her car.he rehooks it.She jumps out, unhooks it and speeds away. WOOT! WOOT! The tow truck guys are acting like She’s in big trouble.but really.what the tow truck guy gonna do? Chase Her around town in his big tow truck going 30 with his light flashing and his “beep beep” buzzer going off and then show Her his lethal towtruck driver butt crack? So I had a $100 bill that smalldickSD just sent in the mail and had to pay it to the towtruckers just to release the other 2 cars before towing them off. So they are arguing with the tow truck guys and the tow truck guys claim that the district manager of the store called and asked the cars to be towed..although that store totally has an arrangement with this bar to let customers park there at night. Next day, turns out that a neighbor called the tow truck company PRETENDING to be the district manager. The guy then called the store and told them that he had called because he didn’t approve of a gay bar in his neighborhood and saw “sexual activity” going on in that parking lot that night. HAHA fucking big fat bigot liar! There were 2 dudes in that bar and us girls! All the cars he had tried to have towed belonged to women and one 70 year old priest! Anyway, Michelle is so MY hero for clashing with the smelly towtruck dudes and unhooking Her car and flying to freedom! Yaaay!! She looked so cute running so girly with Her hands in the air, quickly yet daintily, leaping over the towtruck trailer and unhooking the car. hahahhahaha She’s making a stink with the tow truck company right now trying to get our cash back. We are all in the uproar and want to call channel 9 or 6 or whatever and have them do a report on it. Fucking this area has all kind of rough bars in the neighborhood, yet they don’t approve of the gay one. This happens to all smalltime gay bars. They are always getting harassed. For real, straight people.GET OVER IT!!
Well each one of you fuckers are individually compensating ME for the tow-truck release fee. Every one of you must pay the HETERO TAX!

So now we want to get our own tow truck company. Ya know, paint the truck Dream Barbie pink. All FEM tow-truck company. Have sexy girl drivers with pink do-rags, shorts and boots tow away dudes’ automobiles. I thought of the name.. “Camel Tow”. teehee Can’t you see that in big bubble letters along the side of the truck? Imagine seeing three hot chicks towing your Mercedes away? Sexy huh?? I bet you perverts would be illegally parking your cars and secretly calling Camel Tow yourselves, just to watch cigarette-smoking hot chicks haul your wive’s SUVs away and laugh while they are doing it! Yeh, don’t tell ME you wouldn’t do it, sick-os!! HAHAHAHA OOoooh and we could set up a big jar for tips too. So you can leave them tips while they haul away your car. Sweeeeeeet!

Note to complete fool:
your $100 crispy bill and hysterically pathetic accompanying letter showed up today. The “Queen of Diamonds” will enjoy spending your cash and She laughed uncontrollably when I read Her the letter. Next time send a photograph so we can see how fuggerific you are!

hahaha I just got $1,200 from shitpig!! he’s another demented british freak who can’t resist MY evil charms. I got your brothers cell phone #, MY little shiteous piggeous. I might have to text him.

Hey any of you readers have a Tempur-Pedic mattress? I had the pillows and loved them, but Mine are like 4 years old now and I think they kinda died. I had twinkie buy Me another one today. My mom swears by Her tempur-pedic mattress. I’m thinking about buying one this week, but keep reading mixed reviews. Either mattress owners LOVE or HATE them. Back and neck has been killing Me lately. My mattress is gonna be replaced asap, but I’m having a hard time deciding on what would be best for Me.

Update: 2 a.m. loopy sent another $300 bringing his total to 1,850! hahahahahahahha

Update: Got another $700 from loopy.so that brings his total to $1,550. 🙂

Well staying close to MY computer and phone this fine sunday evening certainly paid off. I got a new german slave who will be called lost sheep if he continues to serve Me properly. I fleeced him of $500. loopy for legs popped up tonite too. I squeezed $850 outta him with little effort. fagarina has been forced to apply for a Home Depot card for Me to use for some changes I’m doing with My home. I also made him call Lowes and raise his puny 1,500 limit..to a still puny $3,000 limit. fagarina.you so blow! I am so gonna bust your wallet with My new home projects! he also spent around $280 at amazon.com for Me today. hahahaha you are such a spineless slug, faggy! Oh yeah, he also bought a gift for Stevie off Her list too!

I also see $500 from lou from friday! I was gone friday, so he musta done it while I was out! hahahah he also got Me a lantern and frame art from MY amazon wishlist. lou you got it bad!! you know you LOVE to suffer for ME!!

Ok the guy who bought Me the leather corset dress also got one of the leather bolero jackets for Me. Yay!