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Update: Just got another $400 from french2beused..bringing his total for today to $900 🙂

Seems My 3 new photos have enticed a few hiding slaves out from their shells. msub came out and lost $400. I’m bored of his name msub. he picked it out. Now he is m-robot or robo-slave!! Then that annoying cyber-whore french2beused sent $500. jackoff judas sent a measly $100. judas, you cheap fucking bastard! Go do another $100. Ok, Im gonna go off and look at carpet and paint for the kitchen. Here’s some funny parts of Me and M-robot’s convo today after he sent his first $300.
mrobot: its been soo hard without you
mrobot: i miss you soo much
mrobot: but soo scary
mrobot: you taken everything from me..i had no friends
mrobot: lived in crap house
mrobot: in every night
mrobot: scared
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahha
mrobot: please, mrobot loves his creator
mrobot: please forgive me GOD, i am worthless shit on your shoe
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes you are
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: with not even 400 dollars
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: how pathetic
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: a grown man without $400
mrobot: permission to go get some dinner please Goddess
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: no, starve
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you have to pay 100 to eat
mrobot: but please i need to eat
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: noooooooooooooooo
mrobot: i need my life with nothing only GOD so badly..whats wrong with me.
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you need to give all to ME
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and have NOTHING but ME
mrobot: i know its true, i want it to be true..but so hard..feel so worthless with nothing
mrobot: feel need to focus only on my controller
mrobot: one true GOD
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: rat droppings for dindin
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: or 100 more for Princess if you want real food
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahaah
mrobot: my life is so empty
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes it is
mrobot: so meaningless
mrobot: you took away all my freidns before
mrobot: just stay in alone
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hhahahahaha
mrobot: i need direction
mrobot: focus
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you need to work harder
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: sacrifice more
mrobot: i will try this week get more money as GOD deserves everything
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: 200 this week
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: 100 penalty for making GOD wait
mrobot: but
mrobot: ..mrobot will obey
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
mrobot: mrobot will build a shrine and pray daily to GOD
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: good
mrobot: stay in everynight until GODs word is done
mrobot: mrobot must focus now on GOD completely…whole life outside doesnt exist anymore
mrobot: permission to goto bed Goddess?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes go to bed hungry
mrobot: i am starving now…
mrobot: may i have water
mrobot: and when should i report back
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: no
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: go to bed
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you cant afford food and water
mrobot: omg, i`ll die…i beg to be allowed food/water tomorrow
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: die
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I guess you dont think your life is worth 100
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: that’s ok. I dont think your life is even worth 25
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahahahah
mrobot: my life is worth 100…sobs…i am something
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahhahahahahahahaha
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: no you arent
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: My broken toenail clipping is worth more than your life
mrobot: no no no please
mrobot: i am something
mrobot: i must be
mrobot: i cant be nothing
mrobot: cries
mrobot: cant handle that
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: NOTHING
mrobot: you are GOD
mrobot: sobs
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: m-robot000
mrobot: nooooooooo
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahahahhhaha
mrobot: please odnt do this to me my GOD
mrobot: you are too pwoerful
mrobot: dont crush me
mrobot: please
mrobot: cries
mrobot: i am not nothing
mrobot: mrobot kneels, in middle of cold floor on own crying, with only image of GOD in front of him
mrobot: i can feel you towering over me
****(Princess meanders away from Her computer to do something, but doesn’t bother telling robo-slave)*****
mrobot: feels life in an invisible cage
mrobot: i can sense bars but not see them
mrobot: doesnt feel life i can escape
mrobot: just blackness all around
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahahhhahaha
mrobot: oh..its not funny..please…just let me go..mrobot hangs head in defeat
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: are you thirsty?
mrobot: oh god yes
mrobot: mouth soo dry
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hhahahahah good
mrobot: hangs head
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you’ll get thirsty enough soon
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and find that $100
mrobot: yes my GOD….will you let me out of cage, of darkness/loneliness if i can find it
mrobot666: you deserve everything
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I wont let you out
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I will let you have a drink and food for a price.
mrobot: oh god
mrobot: i dont even know how i got in here
mrobot: its soo scary
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: My photos always make you come back
mrobot: omg..i dont know how
mrobot: do they brring me back in this cage
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: YES
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I knew they would
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: when I posted..I knew you’d hop on yahoo
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and sit there
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: waiting for Me to pluck you again
mrobot: i must be programmed..i didnt do deliberately, i wasnt aware
mrobot: i not come to cage on purpose, i scared in here…i have nothing in here
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: Im drinking a nice cold drink
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I think I will be going out for italian for late lunch.yum yum.
mrobot: oh god
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: bread with olive oil and garlic
mrobot: such dry mouth
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: some nice seafood linguini
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: sprinkled with fresh parmesan
mrobot: i love seafood
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: its MY favorite
mrobot: in a cream linguine sauce?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: sauce
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I love white sauce and seafood
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: on pasta
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I never get red
mrobot: mmmmm
mrobot: totally agree
mrobot: spoils fish flavour
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: some nice wine
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I’ll be dipping MY bread in the yummy oils
mrobot: oh GOD..please let me drink..even just s sip of water
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: slurping up My mussells and shrimp
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: Im drinking right now
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: so cold
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: chug chug chug
mrobot: ohhhhh staring at GODs image
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: the glass is wet and cold
mrobot: dreaming
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: my fingers leave little marks because the glass is chilled
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: how thirsty you must be
mrobot: kneels at feet, praying droplet of cold water from frosted glass falls in mouth
mrobot: strecthing mouth and neck wide
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I know
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you’d be so happy if I spat some in your mouth
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: but alas
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you dont have another 100
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: how sad
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: MY parched dry little freak
mrobot: reaches out with tongue in desperation…i could try 100..see if it worked
mrobot: ohhh please
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes, you could try My thirsty little robot
mrobot: i am mrobot
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: m-robot goes straight to MY paypage
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: m-robot is programmed to do this
mrobot: m-robot hears and obeys
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: just like a toaster toasts bread, and a can-opener opens cans
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: m-robot pays Princess
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: it was what he was designed for
mrobot: m-robot follows his programmed commands, this is all he lives for, he has no other programming except that set by the controller
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes
mrobot: m-robot program complete
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahahhahaha I KNEW you had another 100
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: m-robot gets robot juice and robot food for his supper
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: mrobot lives to see another day
mrobot: drinks a sip of water..sooo refreshing, tastes best ever
mrobot: m-robot awaits re-programming
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: m-robot only lives for his next orders
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: m-robot brain is in hibernation 24/7 unless he is serving PRINCESS
mrobot: m-robot only lives for his next orders
mrobot: brain is off permanently unless serving PRINCESS
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes. robo-slave
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: robo-slave is turned OFF unless PRINCESS has use for him
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: then a little red light shines in his head
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: and he goes straight to the paypage hahahahah
mrobot: can robo-slave hear you say this on yahh call PRINCESS please, robo-slaves craves voice
mrobot: how does robo-slave turn ON?
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: I post a picture
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: or on MY journal I say “m-robot ACTIVATE”
mrobot: yes PRINCESS
mrobot: robo-slave will turn on when picture is sent or hears words “m-robot ACTIVATE”
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yes INSTANTLY
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: mrobot has no control of this

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Monkey See Pics, Monkey Do Whatever The Fuck I Tell him to Do!

I had to wake up bright and early because I have some running to do today but look what I found in MY mailbox. 13 crispies from grandpa freakpie!

Last night I saw him on webcam for the first time. Me and MY girlfriend watched as he danced around in speedos and made him draw a mustache on himself. We laughed our asses off when we first saw his face. he is sooo “crypt keeper”. Afterwards, I made him pour juice from a habanero down his geriatric prick and bunghole.

Oh yeah, the baboon is having another fit. he was so worked up and chattering like a chimp last night! I got $400 out of him. We want monkey-cam, baboon!! Get it set up and dance monkey, dance!!!

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Woke up to a Cool Grand!

Update: Another $200 from grandpa freakpie arrived today. Also in the photo is the leather bolero jacket Princessfan purchased.

Yay! I just woke up and found an email from that old guy george saying he sent ME $1,000. Haven’t heard from him for a bit. I thought you were old until grandpa freakpie came around!
This merchant account got a new look. I like the old green and white one better. 🙁

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Princessfan get on it!


Just a quickie update:

Had another guy call who was snorting coke named antoine. First time caller and he did $500. amsterdam ham sent $200. My coffee table and end table showed up today! Entertainment center won’t be here until next week. It’s so fun getting new furniture! Oh yeh and MY new pots and pans that Princessfan were delivered today too.

Yo Princessfan! The fucking remote control is BACK on MY wishlist again. you BETTER get your FUCKING credit card in order.I wanted that FUCKING thing yesterday!!! FIX the order, bitch!

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Holla

Holla

update again: My new marble-top accent table just showed up. *Picture removed to make page load faster) I really love it.

It’s not staying there, but I’m in the process of moving throwing out old furniture and moving in new stuff. This is the first room I’m redoing. Oh lou, you can see the very bottom of the yellow Goddess framed art you sent Me.

update: Princessfan made an online tribute of $200, bought the universal remote, a Bettie Paige shirt and this cookware set from MY amazon wishlist. he also bought ME the second leather bolero jacket I wanted.

I just got off the phone with grandpa freakpie and made him drink his old man pee for the first time. he’s gonna buy a webcam.oh this should be interesting! he’s sending another $200 in the mail tomorrow.

grandpa freakpie has been so good. he just called and volunteered another $500 which I just got done running. 🙂 Oh I also received a nice crispy in the mail from him and his passport photo which I photographed and added to his livejournal. .
hahahahaaha Isn’t he a total shriveled raisin head?

My new faucets all showed up! I can’t wait to get them installed. Oh yeh and the swimsuit toiletbrush got MY for GF for vacation showed up, but the material doesn’t look as pretty as it did in the picture and the top doesn’t fit correctly. I’ll be sending it back for something else for Her.

Oh yeh and smalldick SD sent $250 today. BIG yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

So The Number 23 was a no-go. We got the movie in and it played the previews then flashed PARENTAL VIOLATION and shut off. Never had that happen before! Is there some sort of setting on MY dvd player that I am suppose to change so that doesn’t happen? I put in mel gibson’s apocalyptic and it’s rated R too and worked just fine so I’m not sure what gives. Gibson is one sick fuck. Im gonna get MY nails done. I’ll update later tonite maybe.

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Call Schedule

My massage chair is FINALLY coming tomorrow and MY coffee table and end table should be here the day after! I’m sure you are all THRILLED to know that I “think” I decided on MY livingroom paint finally. Base color London Morn and glaze color Bayleaf.
Here’s a sample pic.

I’ll be accepting calls tonight. I have been hard to catch on the phone lately. I was gone last night and Us girls had a BLAST. After our spinning class and showers, we did our dive bar karaoke thang! We laughed so hard all night! I have the FUNNEST bunch of girl pals! ya’ll had to see Stevie’s Britney VMA dance impression last night. hahahahaha It was soo good. You have no idea! So anyway, when I got home My caller I.D. was totally filled up again. If you are fiending for a phone call, you should try tonight or thursday because I’ll be out of town friday and all day saturday until late. Also My internet was down most of the afternoon, but I did manage to log in on MY phone to Aim messenger and also check emails. I got a new modem today and had it and the router relocated upstairs. (I had it in the basement before and I think it made the signal weaker.) Things seem to be running better now!

Anyway, looks like I will be traveling for over a week in october too as well as vacationing in november. When the fuck am I going to get to get time to do all the redecorations/renovations I want to get done??? grrrr Next weekend I have a road trip too. Things have been pretty hectic and you know how your Princess loves veggin’.

Soooo fagarina’s Lowes giftcard already showed up today. grandpa freakpie sent another crispy $100 bill and a color photo of him, but I am still waiting on it. I’m sure his pic will be a hoot and a half! vintage furfreak is still on one and sent another $500. hmm..wow..That’s the only donation I got today so far! What the hell is wrong with you bastards?? Somebody is slacking, bitches!

My Girl is staying the night. Gonna stay in, do calls, play online and watch The Number 23. Did it suck much?

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