If you have t-mobile I command that you all friggin cancel TODAY! Those dirty bastards! I quit t-mobile like 8 months ago and paid $200 to get out of the service because I hated them so much. Today I was reviewing on of MY checking accounts and noticed they have been billing ME $55 for 8 months! I didn’t notice because this is one of the bank accounts attached to MY merchant accounts and there are tons of transactions going in and out on this account.. Merchant fees and all the individual transactions.the statements are pages and pages long. So I call and find out that they didn’t shut down the inactive second line that I got with the account as a promo which was never actually activated or attached to a phone and I didn’t even know the number of. WTF?? So anyway, they assured Me they would stop auto-bill and gave ME their spiel on current specials in case I wanted to join with t-mobile. HAHA yeah right. I requested a refund and they flatly said they couldn’t do it. $450 on a line they KNOW was inactive and on account belonging to a disgruntled customer willing to pay to break contract with them. I had even told them at the time I canceled the reason I was leaving was because I was absolutely FED UP with them bitches. BAAAAAA-stards! So anybody know where the hell I can bitch???

I reeally love the new framed art I recieved today that vintage furfreak purchased. It’s perfect for MY living room and totally works with MY Goddess-Theme I have got going in there.

fatty sent Me $300 Lowes cards to use towards MY undercounter kitchen sink. Yay! No more stupid sink rim for Me! This weekend I have to run to Lowes and get the sink because the granite people are coming to measure for My template for My granite counters monday! I can’t wait for these counters. I’m more pumped about MY counters than anything! I ordered MY carpet too. I am doing the den, living room, hall way and stairs.

vintage furfreak paid for the merchant account compliance scan for MY website which cost a few hundred. cheeseking came out of hiding long enough to drop $350 and then POOF. yawwn..you’re so boring chucky cheese.

Princess fan got ME pink tools, a kitchen utensil thingie, and some parts for MY Halloween costume. If all goes as plans, Im going to be Medusa this year. I also had fatmac buy the dress for MY costume. he also got Me a few more pairs of jeans.

sharon! I know you are reading this. Time for Me to take your husband’s money again! he must be punished for being male and you must be punished for sleeping with him!!

hmmm grandpa freakpie called Me to let ME know he has another $500 to spend on Me. Hmmm. Maybe I’ll use it towards a new bar cabinet or a baker’s rack. I used the massage chair tonight, gramps. Doesn’t that make you happy?

Girlfriend needs more bikini’s and I need more resort wear. November is right around the corner! Oh yeah.Im gonna be outta town for a few days next week but I’ll pack MY laptop and cell phone.

Update: Got a brand new slave from delaware who sent $400 and did shots of Jack Daniels all night. vintage furfreak bought Me framed art for the living room.

I’m painting the kitchen a bright olive green. I love it! Well, sooo far.

Kewwwwl! I woke up to find a $1,000 from old guy george (not to be confused with old man tim)! Looks like he sent it in the wee morning hours.

Here’s a screenshot for anyone who is interested.

So what ya’ll think about the new Bionic Woman? I dunno.She is pretty but doesn’t do it for Me.She’s more like the Bionic Cheerleader.

HAHAHAHA ali mcloser.I so hate your ass and your scottish mcdweebo accent. hahahah but I LOVE your money!!

fatmac bought ME 2 pairs of jeans and also sent $100 to pay for My manicure this week.
BEHOLD THE HAND OF GOD
shitpig sent a measly $100 and I refuse to talk to him until he coughs up another $200.

Me and Stevie!! More pics should be available in members only!

you know what this means! Get your ass to Me and Stevie’s wishlists and SHOP, bitches, SHOP!!

Update: Ignore what I said about Silestone..I just changed MY mind AGAIN. I officially just bought granite. They told ME it won’t have to be sealed for 10 years at Home Depot so I just paid for it and canceled My measuring at the other place. Here’s the shade I chose. Hope I chose wisely. Ordeal takes about a month. I hate waiting for shit. Carpeting, paint, furnishings, new countertops for PRINCESS = Go make a fucking donation you pathetic pigfucker!!

Alright I decided Im getting Silestone counters. I love the granite, but I don’t think I’m responsible enough to maintain it. So I got MY estimated quote on new counters and they will be coming to measure that next week. They measure for carpet friday. The living room is coming together nicely. I picked out this fluffy carpet in a light creamy earthy color called Hearthstone. The paint I LOVE LOVE LOVE! The kitchen is another matter. I decided I wanted to do something kinda old world and rich, but more colorful than usual. So we ran off and got this stuff called Exotic Honey.(personally I think I fell for the sexy name more than the color) Anyway, I slap some up today and it’s more like Exotic Diarrhea. Well it’s only a small bit of wall I painted, but it’s friggin scaring Me every time I walk by. DropDeadRed to the rescue! She’s advising Me on a new color choice.

Fuuuuuck, I want My period to get here TODAY cuz MY vacation starts November 10th and I do NOT want to be bleeding in a bathing suit! I can’t wait until November! Yay!! All Women! Fucking wooohoo! I’m gonna have to start tanning again so I’m not fluorescent. Shit, I hate to fake and bake.

vintage furfreak sent $500 and I’m going to make him buy a few Halloween costumes, I think. fatty get those pants I told you to buy! twinkie bought Me a pair of pants and a sweater today.

NOTE to the guy who bought ME the SouthBeach Corset Dress. Email Me ASAP. They said they would take the dress back and refund your money. Of course I want you to compensate ME for the dress. I will tell you how.

Gotta run to Lowe’s! Later!

twinkie just paid for a new corset dress to do in a pinch that should arrive quickly. I STILL want the shorter dress I posted a link to yesterday. Princessfan your margarita glasses just arrived. amsterdam ham I got your $250 tribute. fagarina get your password straightened up for that account, you friggin moron! That television for the gym you bought is FINALLY coming tomorrow. Oh, and I can’t believe they only gave you 1,500 credit line at home Lowes!! How fucking pathetic can you get??!?!?!

Picking out carpet has been a pain in the butt. The colors all look the same once I bring the samples home. I think I need to have MY new overhead light installed first before I decide on what color I want.

Oh well, I’ll update more tonight Im sure.

Here’s the back of the corset dress I was suppose to get and the one I received. Hello? What’s missing in this picture?

I’m so fucking pissed I can’t stand it. DO NOT shop from southbeachleather!! That fucking CORSET dress I waited months for arrived today and it SUCKS!! The picture clearly showed corset lacing up the dress. There is NONE on the back of this one. I can literally slide the dress on and off without unzipping the front its so big and there is no way to tighten the bastard up because there is NO corset in it..and it’s suppose to be CUSTOM made!! I am going to call and bitch until they give you your money back, david. Then you will buy ME another one somewhere else. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck! I wanted to do a shoot in this dress asap. Someone buy ME this one in the meantime.

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