I woke up this morning with a wonderful case of skinny-face! Besides skipping around the house singing “I have skinny face! I have skinny face!” I decided to celebrate by taking a few photos after My shower.

Woohoo! Carpet is in! Den living room stairways and halls. It’s so soft and fluffy and thick! LOVE IT!

I just got a new slave name horse’s ass. (Long story.) he sent $800 on his first night! Oh and screwy louey sent another $200. Here’s a screen shot of transactions for Nov 2 so far, including $800 for first time slave horse’s ass.

HAHAHA have you seen tittyboy’s halloween day video clips??

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I am so friggin perfect in these shots, I can’t stand it. I’ll post a few more for members.

I am up at a hellish hour! I had to wake up at 7:30 a.m. because the counter guys are here working. One just bashed his head into a big skillet hanging from My pot hanger which usually hangs over the butcher block.. that made the morning brighter. I got another $1,500 out of uncle pigfucker early this morning! This brings his total for the last few days to $3,500!!! Wooooofuckin’ doggy!

uncle pigfucker..I want a FULL taped confession!!

Here’s a few shots of My Medusa costume.

grandpa freakpie, I sent you a ziplock bag of used snot rags and tissues and a used q-tip. What a treasure trove you have been blessed with! Keep an eye out for it in mail.

Here’s My counters and new sink. Still need to have the plumbing and new faucet installed.

I’ll get a shot of the kitchen after all the remodeling is complete. 🙂
My new range is arriving Nov 5th. Carpet for den and living room Nov 1st, and replacement tv hutch nov 6th. I’m gonna jot this shit here, so I can keep track of it. I’ve got too much shit to remember lately.

Update: uncle pigfucker is up to $2,000 of tributes now. 🙂

Update: Make that $1,500 from uncle pigfucker!

Update: uncle pigfucker just sent $1,000. I’ll be calling you tonight from MY cell.

Another Domme just sent Me this. heehee Which one of you fucktards put that up? hahaha

I just got done screwing toiletbrush out of over $1,000 of merchandise. I got a $300 coat, $300 worth of tees, thermals and panties from Victoria Secrets, a sexy swimsuit cover-up, 2 pairs of tall jeans, a new dress, $50 boardshorts, 4th Season Box Set of the L-Word, $30 mascara and some play clothes from Alloy.

twinkie also just picked Me up a sexy pair of designer jeans. Hopefully they will be long enough. Shopping for Princess is SWELL!

Update:
Yippy Skippy! I just logged into My merchant account because I got an email from lou saying he sent another tribute, I look around and I see that lou has been a busy boy and I didn’t even notice. On the 23rd whilst Princess was deep in Nyquil slumber, louey was visiting My tribute page.
10/23/2007
1:13:56 AM 100.00
3:06:06 AM 300.00
3:59:04 AM 300.00

and tonite he did $250. Nice, louey! Keep it coming, My boozer lou-zer!

$400 from sharon’s hubby.

I Awww man I have been SICK the last few days. I slept soooo much yesterday. My sleeping schedule is all screwed up.been falling asleep at midnight, napping in the afternoon and finding MYself unable to sleep in the A.M. YUCK! I’ve had an AWFUL cold, but I think it’s kinda breaking today. I could actually taste My food a bit today. Sooo here I am with My box of Puffs Kleenex watching Tivo’d Ghost Hunters and feeling ooogy. I better be feeling better for MY Halloween party Saturday night!

Now what I wanna know is why don’t ALL OF you MORONS have one of these type of shrines in your house??

I like the sparkley gold border and the glitter tiaras and hearts, gramps!
Yep, that huge monument to MY perfection is grandpa freakpie’s place of worship. hahahahahaha!! Ugh, one of the pictures of his shrine had grandpa’s grisly, scaley purpley, cadaver foot in it. I almost blew chunks looking at it!

Looky what I will be receiving from grandpa freakpie tomorrow. A brand new gaming laptop! It’s a Toshiba Satellite X205

Update: It’s here! Here’s the pic of all the goodies that I received from grandpa freakpie today.

Just got $400 from some new sissy cokehead and a new jacket from toiletbrush.

Buh-bye old carpet. It’s getting installed the first week of november. They are bringing in my counters end of next week! WoooooooHOOOo!

I’m catching a damned cold. blah!

Princess is taking all your money and fucking u up cuz She can!

Update: 10:39 p.m. screw louey got MY message and sent another $200 just now. Hysterical!!

Update: hahaha russell the baboon lost his internet but he still got desperate and weak and just sent Me $400. he was soooooo funny on the phone today! he said “You’re going to be the death of me! Oh baboon you poor animal!” hahahaha baboon is such a hoot when he is on one.

I’m up bright and early because the delivery boys just brought My entertainment center. Wooohooo it’s friggin NICE. It weighs a shitload because it’s solid wood. It’s HEAVY as hell! Carpet layers are going to have fun moving that out of here again. I LOVE IT, gramps! Unfortunately the wood is a bit more red than MY coffee table so it looks like I will need a new coffee table for the den now too. But that’s ok, because I was sick of table anyway. Unfortunately, there is some damage on the bottom of the top hutch so they will be sending Me a replacement for it. Seems like everytime I get good furniture off the internet, something comes damaged. Remember My sleigh bed? The side boards were damaged but they sent replacements quite quickly. Anyway, this entertainment center is LOVELY!! And the replacement for the top hutch should be coming shortly.

Click the photo to read what the sign says, grandpa.

Ooh I just discovered that there is tons of movie storage in My entertainment center! Check it out. There are 2 on each side of the center. The run behind the tv and you just pull them out. I forgot they had them. I like!

Ooooh last night I thought it was going to be a totally slow night. I received $200 from screwy louey, $200 from the ukraine, a hat from My amazon wishlist and a sundress from Princess fan. Right when I was about to call it a night guess who called? western union man. I have a western union sissy too.but this is the original western union man who used to western union Me money all the time. Anyway, I raped his ass for a tune of $1,200. Afterwards he seemed a bit remorseful. hahahhahahahaha Awwwww isn’t that just too bad??? western union man..you will be back. you will get financially fucked again and I will LOVE it! “a-huh”

Oh and note to louey: I know you’re having personal life trauma with a sick wife, but there is no reason you can’t send another $200. Actually, back in the days of christ, didn’t people sacrifice cash and gifts to God to heal their sick? Hmmm..perhaps sending Princess Almighty another $200 will help cure your wife! Do you love your wife? Then you’d better make another tribute quick!!! hahahahahahhahaha!

Oh looky MY little pink tools that Princess fan purchased. Aren’t they the cutest? They seem to be pretty sturdy tools too.not that I am a connoisseur of tools or anything.

Anybody have any picks for a REAL good read while I’m on vacation? I need to add a few great books to My wishlist because I generally read a few books while I’m traveling.

Update Late Sunday night: $500 from sissy tommikins. hahaha! he cruised the adult book stores again tonight and found 3 pricks to suck. tommikins you are such a friggin HOMO now!! Start saving because you know Princess will be taking your money and sending you out for another dick-hunt verrrrry soon. Oh I also just found a $100 tribute from a david from Washington DC.

Wooohooo!! We installed the light all by ourselves. Umm.won’t tell you how many hours it took, how many bleeding thumbs from stripping the wires and how many curse words and screwdrivers were flying across the room. But we got’er done!

I’ll get a picture of the other sides of the room as soon as I get new drapes up, carpet installed and the paint in the hallway done. Still got blue trim tape all over the place.

Happy day today! We were total shut-ins this weekend. Just stayed in, drank wine, watched movies, spent time together and relaxed. No painting, partying or phonecalls with dorks. Tomorrow is sunday and we plan on doing the same thing then too. 🙂 It was nice to slow down, cuz I’ve been super busy lately. Watched “1408” which was really scary for the first 15 minutes then reeeally stupid for the rest of the movie. “Next” sucked baaaaaaaaaad. Nicholas Cage is so disgusting looking now, I can barely watch him without vomiting in MY mouth a little. Ugh I can’t stand watching him make-out with Jessica Biel. That is so fucking WRONG! “Next” was a total lamer.

I’m getting a new dishwasher with $1000 Sears gift card courtesy of terrance. I’m also planning on using fagarina’s bestbuy cards towards a new stove. My kitchen is gonna be purrrrr-DY! The entertainment center shows up wednesday, gramps.

Both VTG and I collected $125 from fatty and VTG also had fatty for a shitload of shopping! fatty is such an easy tub o’ tallow!! fatmac we’ve been smacking dat fat ass of yours around for YEARS!! How does it feel being the BIGGEST wuss on the planet?? you’re the Grand Poobah of the Loyal Order of Pussy Wimps.tied only with fagarina who’s like the pint-sized, tu-tu’ed version of you.

Oh yeah, I’ll be available for phone calls sunday in the evening. toiletbrush, the site I was telling you about had fabulous clothing but they won’t ship to the US. I am going to look for some things for you to get. I want some more sweaters and jackets for the fall.

Ok the new Bionic Woman is starting to grow on ME more, but I mostly dig on the evil bionic blonde. She also plays Star Buck on Battlestar.