My foofoo couch for My “Goddess room” is here. Holy Shit! It’s outta control! I love it! hahaha  Unfortunately now My new dark wood coffee table I got like 6months ago doesn’t match.  I will be needing another one! Do I throw your money around thoughtlessly sometimes? Yes.  Do you love it? YES!  So I’ll be looking for a super romantic  coffee table in lighter wood , new drapes and an area rug.  Actually the wood isn’t near as gold as it looks in the picture..it’s more bone colored or something.  Can you just picture Me stretched out on that delicious Princess couch in a flimsy long nightie eating bon-bons and counting the $100 bills you send ME?   Speaking of CRISPY $$$$’s,  grandpa freakpie just fed-ex’ed Me $700. I have the tracking # and it will be here tomorrow afternoon! Yay yay yay!

oliver twisted sent Me another $400 today too! hahaha We made a bet that he will call before monday.  he will owe ME $400 if he can’t hold out until Monday and only $200 if he does.  twinkie just sent $300 after mewling like a sad kitty on the phone for 30 minutes.  hmm That’s all I got for ya today.  I have to get back to scouring the net for coffee tables.  I have personal training and spinning tonight so I’ll be gone for quite a few hours.  Seeya!

Zooming was a success!  OOooh My teeth are super dooper white!  It only took about 30 minutes.  I’m going to go one more time before vacation and MY teeth will be the color of Chiclets.  Vacation is coming up in May!  WooHoo!  We can’t wait!  Yesterday we shopped for hours and I spent bookoo bucks..your BUCKS.  We finished up the night with wine and italian food.  It was a really fun day.

fagarina’s cash came yesterday and we took it shopping! One for Her and One for Me.

I pinked out My girlfriend’s name, but She was very happy to get Her little crispy too.  I  just received another $300 from oliver twisted, $300 from cheesedick the cheese king, $300 from italian simone  and another $150 from My portuguese slave.  I also got another down comforter off MY amazon wishlist and a few smaller items.  I made Princess fan do some shopping for Me.  A new black underbust corset, a short’s jumper thingie and some stockings.

This week I got TONS O shit to do!  Hopefully I’ll update more tonight.

oliver peters smith from Duizburg Germany just sent ME $800!  We totally laughed our asses off at him!   jewish piggy sent $400 last night.  I still hate your fucking ass you fucking Gefilte freak!  $100 from mrobot.  $175 from some new cocksucker caller.  randy mersch the humpbacked freaky pot-head called and was separated from his $300.  randy, your pot problem isn’t serious enough, it’s totally time for you to take up snorting coke!  We both know you want Me to turn you into a cocaine addict.  vintage furfreak bought Me this cool multi-colored polka-dotted cheesecake dress for photos.   Oh and let’s not forget the $300 tribute that the twitterpated and completely mind-fucked hairlip sent My way.  To get all Jerry Mcquire on you, hairlip.  “I complete you.” awwww..touching, huh?  Umm I’ll be around for calls tonight (sunday) but we have a few projects we will be working on.  Tomorrow MY girlfriend has the day off and we are going to go shopping and get our teeth zoomed! Yay!! 

western union man: you better call ME PRONTO! your wife called Me yesterday.

Heeheehee Check out how fagarina spent his Easter! he got to call Me last night and hear Me and MY girlfriend play poker, drink cocktails and make fun of him after our Easter DinDin. he was totally pussified. he put 2 crispy $100 bills in the mail, one for Me and one for Her. So I made him paint his peepee yellow and glue googly eyes to it and make it an easter peep. Well I instructed him to first decorate his penis as an easter egg and then have it spontaneously “hatch” on cam and out would pop his yellow “peep” penis in which he would tenderly place on a plate full of other marshmellow filled “peeps”. The hatching wasn’t near as magical as I imagined but still, it was silly enough to make us giggle. Yes, fagarina rarely fails to amuse. Too bad I can’t say the same for the rest of you.

The first picture shows the color I painted the guest room.  I stuck a different light bulb in and it’s no longer minty. Yay! The second picture features MY ever mischievous smile. hmm looks like it’s time to cut MY 2 little forehead curls they are getting super long again.

Ok Ive been all super busy with house stuff and running errands and watching 3 seasons of The Office,  so here’s a recap of the things I got the last day or two.  hairlip got the priority art and 2 pillows I wanted, amsterdam ham sent $500, $300 from lucky O’ fucker,  $250 from gunner, $200 for the portuguese slave and a cool duvet cover set from MY amazon and 2 matching pillows.

grandpa when is that $570 coming in the mail??  you fucking fossil! I am so going to make you suffer!  you are so fucking stupid, I want to rip your nutsack off, deep fry it and feed it to you!  mrobot is out of cash so I’m making him sell his guitar and amp.  Hey tittyboy! Did your chastity device for your piercing get there yet?  And louZer, I don’t think you’ve taken Me shopping or made a donation for at least two weeks!  Get your hairy fairy ass to MY donation page and make yourself useful!

We are staying in tonight and watching flicks.  I will probably take phone calls if you send a big enough offering before hand. Tata for now!

Update:  PRIORITY SHOPPING ITEMS  Get both of them, they are from the same store. 

2 of these pillows 

This wall art 34×34 Received!

Fucking A! I had a busy weekend. On Saturday we went on a St. Patty’s all-day Pub Crawl. It started at 11 a.m.!  We had a blast! Oh yay! My dresser and night stand for the guest room arrived.  I had the carpet in there shampoo’ed and repainted the bedroom a light green.  I still havent decided if I like the paint yet.  It was a  bit more minty then it looked in Lowe’s..I was hoping for more of a sage color.  I’ll have to look at it a little longer.  ANYway!  I got a new mailbox.  From now on ship all BIG items..furniture, heavy art work, lamps ect to this address: 

Sierra Horizons   1933 E. Dublin Granville Rd #104, Columbus OH 43229.  The Winchester Blvd address is still open but I’m going to start using the other one for the time being and see which one I like the best.  Scribble it down in your address books, cellphone books and wallets because I have a LOT of shopping for you old farts to do!  Ok I’m running late. Take note of the new shipping address, I have to go to get ready for spinning class.

Today I got $600 from oliver who is so totally smitten.   Yes oliver, I want to take EVERYTHING from you..and not just your money.soo SOO much more!  simon sent $500.  Hahaha! I love it simon! But I think you owe ME another $500 for being a fucking dunce!  you canceled your weekly lovetax after your last bout with guilt, you fucking buttinski!  Take out that credit card and repent of your sins, bitchboy! 

fagarina you better be getting your easter outfit ready, it’s coming up! tittyboy got his new piercing for his chastity device! FUNNY!  Woohoo! Let’s lock it up and throw away the key!

K I’ve been running around most of the day and I’m exhausted. Heading to bed early tonight.  Buhbye, suckahs!