Author Archives: Princess

I love My new copper bikini, twinkie!

Ooooh twinkie! I heart MY new shiny copper bikini. I had you order 2 bottoms but I’m only keeping the one that fits best. The other one was too low in the front. (it’s loooooooooooooow.  I’m not wearing the low rider in the picture..and it’s pretty low.the other one is gross low).  toiletbrush, the top of that one bikini arrived.but no bottoms yet.  ALSO there’s  a problem with a few of the orders. I want this fixed FAST!  Yay! We are so excited about vacation!  I hope it’s not too hot though.  I’m totally always going to wear halter bikini tops.  I used to make the mistake of always thinking I needed to wear underwire, bra-type bikinis  but I’m finding they aren’t nearly as flattering on Me as these halters.  Also bow-tie bikini bottoms look great on Me. (The fat ties on the side, not the string ties with moderate bottoms not full. I’m actually surprised that a full bottom bikini makes your ass look bigger than a moderate one..surprise surprise!).    So Me and MY girlfriend officially have a different bikini for every day we are on vacation, and many more that we won’t be taking with us.  All thanks to you little pigdroppings!  I’m gonna spray tan today and one more time on wednesday before I go so I won’t look so white when I first get there.

Yes I know I am a friggin Goddess.  Now stop drooling and make a donation!

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Beautiful Day!

Beautiful Day!

$800 worth of crispies from a secret admirer!  Mmmm..anonymous money is THE SEXIEST cash around!

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Ok we are heading out for mexican food and the mall.  I have been having a total shop-a-thon with toiletbrush and I intend to do more with him tonight.  I’ll post a list of all the loot after Im done wringing his wallet dry! western union man arose from the ashes to send cash again!  I received $150 from his lame ass,  $400 from the ukranian and $200 from latex lover and a pink sundress from Princess fan.  My girlfriend absolutely ADORED those flipflops.  They are super cute. I might have to get a pair too!

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Shop til you pop!

Shop til you pop!

Ok..I know I said this like 3 bikini’s back but I want one more bathing suitfulfilled by toiletbrush Email Me if you wanna buy it!  Girlfriend wants a toe-ring too.

Here’s some toe-rings. Ring 1  Ring 2  Ring 3 fulfilled by toiletbrush

For the toe rings be sure to ship to this address.  Sierra Horizons   1933 E. Dublin Granville Rd #104, Columbus OH 43229

Heya My trainer who is also going on our vacation (a big group of us are going) added a few bikinis for Her Girlfriend on Her wishlist.  If you want to bikini shop for even more lesbians,  here’s My personal trainer’s amazon wishlist.  Here’s My pt wearing a bikini one of you schmoes bought Her last summer.   Hahaha it’s so friggin funny all you freakyleaky dicks buying bikinis for a bunch of dykes! hahhahahaha!  Oh be sure to chose EXPEDITED shipping.

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I’ve been watching Queen videos and concerts on youtube.  I absolutely love Queen’s old music. Really, they are the best rock band ever!   Anyway, I found a few songs that I had never heard. and went and put a bunch of Queen Cd’s on MY wishlist because I want to have heard everything they ever performed.  So visit My wishlist and get your ass in gear and shop shop shop!  I added a lot of stuff!  Somebody get Me that riding lawn mower while you’re at it! hehe

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Freakboys are everywhere!

Freakboys are everywhere!

fatmac!  She found them!! Get these in size 7 . fulfilled

Phew! Lots of cash today.here’s a screen shot of just SOME of the tributes I received today!

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Update: $300 from horse’s ass

Holy fuck!  All the pudwackers are coming out full force!  I haven’t been able to get a free moment this evening!  They are in MY emailbox, in MY yahoo messenger, calling, texting, begging, paying!  Spanker wankers everywhere! All begging for a little bit of My attention.  Take a number and get in line bitches!  $400 from the arabian, $400 from mrobot, $100 from pedro, oh and $425 from some fresh meat named boozer and a new leather dress from russell..   Yeh, I’m kicking butt and taking cash!  I’ll be taking yours later tonight!  Gotta run, got some cyber shopping to do.

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Shout out to the poor fucks!

Shout out to the poor fucks!

Hey boys! Don’t forget your economic stimulus package!  I don’t get one because MY Adjusted Gross Income is far too high, but if you are a total loser and make less than $75,000 you very well might get one!  Go here to estimate yours and then contact Me to pledge it to Princess!  Yes fagarina, this means you, you fucking dork! hahahaha!

toiletbrush sent $350, lucky o fucker sent $400, recardo sent $300 and jackoff judas sent $100.    We had soo much fun this weekend!  Was yours the shits?? I sure hope so!

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oliver caves in AGAIN!

oliver caves in AGAIN!

MORE SHOPPING OPPORTUNITIES! Ok I got the convertible bra but MY girlfriend still needs Hers!  Link is down one entry!

Thongs for Me get a 10 fulfilled

Thongs for Her get an 8 fulfilled

Updated: Cookset just showed up!

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oliver twisted sent another $400 as instucted. 🙂  hahaha oliver, I soo own your ass!  $450 from amsterdam ham.  Poor little danish dong didn’t know what hit him.

I think you should all get PRINCESS SIERRA skins for your cell phones!  amsterdam ham paid for a few new skins for MY treo today.

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Got a family plan?? Look! I even made one for your kids.

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hmm that’s kinda sick and wrong, huh?

HAHAHAHHAAHA!

If you wanna know how, email ME and I’ll send you the link!
A few prezzie pics.

stuffapril1.jpgNot the most glamorous of shoes but super comfy for vacation.  These were a surprise gift from gunner.  I don’t know who gunner is, but he can send more SURPRISES!!

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Swimsuit and a swim coverup

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2 things of Bobbi Brown corrector

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$200 from fagarina

I’m expecting tons O’ stuff to arrive in the next few days!  I also have a bunch of stuff I need to take pics of!  Oh I know I promised to get those bikini links posted, but we still havent found the perfect ones.  Be patient, MY little swine.  What’s funny is that MY slaves are actually POUTING because I haven’t been able to find the items I promised they could buy ME!  Princess fan is all crabby because I can’t find  some rocker looking outfit for My next photo shoot, fatmac is boobing because My girlfriend hasnt had time to pick out a pair of nice party boots and several of you are crying because I haven’t been able to pick out My bikinis. hahahahaha!  What a bunch of sorry losers!!  Don’t get your panties in a wad, boys. Princess will find something soon enough.

yo hairlip?? Where you hiding out?  umm..haven’t you figured out yet..that NEVER works!

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Vacation is coming!!

Vacation is coming!!

deryck  popped up and sent $800 last night. deryck, you owe Me more!  you better contact Me again tonight!  Me and MY girlfriend will be staying here tonight, call early enough and you might be able to hear BOTH of us laugh at your antics!  oliver twisted sent $400. Well he tried to send $800 but the second payment I think was deleted because the system thought it was a repeat.  Sometimes it does that if the guy sends the same amount in too short of time.  ANYWAY, oliver, if I don’t get that other $400 tonight, it goes up to $600 tomorrow, $800 the day after!  Save yourself some money and send it IMMEDIATELY!!!  $200 cash showed up from fagarina plus another $50 online.  $100 from the portuguese slave and $400 from terrance. My girlfriend’s bikini showed up and it looks FAB on Her.  She LOVES it and we both decided that tie string bikinis bottoms look super sexy on Her.  My black boobilicious bikini showed up too!  We thought we had enough bikini’s for the time being, but I think we both want ONE more!  I’m still looking for the perfect ones, but plan on posting them tonight.   So there will be another opportunity to BIKINI shop!  Email Me if you are interested. Act fast because all the pervs wanna shop for bikinis!  I’ll be posting more shopping links to sandals, sun dresses, shorts and halter tops as soon as I find the perfect ones.  I received a cookware set and a spacemaker electric can opener from MY amazon wishlist.  Who got the can opener?  Let Me know which address you had it shipped to.  The Canal Winchester one or the Dublin Granville Rd one?

Ok one guy said he was going to get this, but then never answered.   So this need to be purchased ASAP

Convertible Bra for Me 38D (I’m usually a C, but this particular bra I need a bigger cup.)  BUY BLACK  fulfilled by secret swede

Convertible Bra for Her 36b BUY WHITE

Another Bra for ME 38C BLACK fulfilled by toiletbrush

Wedge Sandal for ME get 10 TAN fullfilled by fatmac

Cover Up for Me size Large White

NOTE TO simon hicks:  simon, fucking STOP signing up for the recurring lovetax just to cancel your credit card a few days later.  you’ve done this at least a half dozen times.  you are a fucking piece of shit!  NO MORE RECURRING PAYMENTS from your ass.  From now on you make regular one-time charges..$300 minimum  OR FUCK OFF and head to niteflirt  and find someone who appreciates your piddly $50 tributes.  Yeh, so what? you don’t bother Me with emails or I.M.’s but I don’t like having to log into My merchant account and remove your recurring billing after it starts failing authorizations less than a week later.

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