Author Archives: Princess

Sparkly!

Sparkly!

latex lover was jealous that vintage furfreak got Me a diamond ring, so he decided he needed to send ME a bigger better one.  Here it is.

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I still need to decide if  really like it all the way or if I want to exchange it for another one.  I think I kinda like rings that are more round shaped.  This one is kinda square with the 3 diamonds .one large in the center and two smaller on either side.  I think this one might look a bit too marriage-y.  I have to look at it for a few days.  I need it resized too. I guess I officially wear a 6 on MY ring fingers and a 6.5 on My middle finger.    I still have a few rings on MY amazon wishlist that are available for purchase, boys.

tim took ME on a little shopping spree. We got some $200 candle holders for MY bedroom, some stuff to decorate MY guest room and living and room some gorgeous wall art.  I think his total was around $800.  Can’t wait until the stuff gets here! amsterdam ham sent $600.  toiletbrush bought Me some awesome tshirts and will be doing MUCH more shopping for ME tonight!

I’ve been keeping very busy lately.  I will available to do calls all night.  Better email ME and book your time for before other slaves do!  Oh the prices went down on MY flight to Key West. Think I will book it tonight.

Ciao!

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Voice mail is fucked up

Voice mail is fucked up

If you call Me and get a strange generic voicemail message, don’t stress.  I changed some services on MY phone and they seemed to have fucked MY voicemail up.  I’ll try to get it fixed tomorrow.

simon quietly coughed up another $300 without notifying Me. hahahaha! Keep it coming, ya stooge! you’re on a roll!    hairlip was seduced into sending Me $500.   I so have him wound around MY little pinky now. 🙂

 OMG I did so much internet shopping with tim!  Since the new platform bed arrived, I am focusing on finishing up decorating the guestroom  the bathroom.  I’ll be adding tons of stuff for these projects.

  So anyway, I’ll go through the receipts and share some of MY shopping spoils tomorrow. Expensive art, diamonds and tons more!   Got a headache tonight. Going to sleep.  Tell ya all about it manana. Toodles!

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$1,000 shopping spree at Versatile Fashions

$1,000 shopping spree at Versatile Fashions

Update Friday 2:43 p.m. :  Don’t buy anymore of the swivel outdoor dining chairs off MY wishlist!  I received 3 sets of 2.  gunnar anonymously purchased 2 set and someone else had already bought a set.   I think I will return one of the set and get a gift certificate exchange.  gunnar: contact Me immediately for more shopping assignments!  Also I am having a problem exchanging those shoes that were the wrong size.  Email Me ASAP.

Bed arrived in perfect shape today!  Now I need a new mattress.

simon made another $50 donation and then sent ME $1,000 of Versatile Fashions gift certificates!  Well, I’d much rather have spent $1,000 on stuff to redecorate MY master bathroom or $1,000 towards the Spain cruise, but oh well!  I had fun picking out a bunch of fetish shit to wear for a photo shoot!  Go simon Go!  Yes simple simon, keep it coming!  Is there more in your accounts? On your cards?  I’m ready to empty them all!

So your wee little dick’s all hard now isn’t it, simon? Funny how much you can pay when you have a tent in your pants..but how you try to rehab yourself by canceling those recurring love tax charges like you have in the past.  Obviously you are one of those bitches I have to STICK it to hard!!  I have to pork that wallet fast and furiously because a few days later you’ll be trying to convince yourself  that you’ll “never do THAT again.”  But you do it again, don’t you, simon?  Over and over again. Binge. Purge. Binge. Purge.  Really, what does it ever accomplish???   The more times you purge SHOULD be a sign to you how LITTLE control you have over the entire situation.  If you just spent cash on a regular day-to-day basis..it could be that you CHOOSE to spoil Me because I ROCK SO HARD..but the fact that you try to FORCE yourself to RECOVER.that you are constantly jumping off and on the wagon is evidence that you CAN’T control yourself.  you are a total junky, you are a complete crackhead for SIERRA.face the truth, boy!  It’s called PRINCESS PATHOLOGY and you are one diseased fuck!! HAHAHAHA!

Here’s the Goods I got with MY GC.

PVC Dungeon Shrug – Black and Black Buckles
Rocky Black Patent Heel
Wiggle Skirt in Black PVC and Black Ruffles
Black Nite Stalker PVC Dress
Fetish OverBust Corset Burgundy/Gold Dragons Silk and Black PVC Boning, Trim & Buckles
Double Slide Skirt in Black PVC
All 10 day rushed.  That was an accident..I wasn’t really planning to pay all that money to rush it because I know I won’t want to get dressed up in this stuff in this heat..but oh well..guess I pushed the wrong button and threw away at least $100 on that.

Well, I think I’m going to bed early tonight because I have to wake up before noon to answer the door for the delivery guys.  Tomorrow that bed is finally suppose to be here.

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Added a few prezzies to the gift slideshow

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Woohoo!!! I just checked MY email to find a suprise tribute of $875 from simon! Yep, he just paid and didn’t even say one word. Send more, simon! Oh yeh, martin sent $300 too which I almost forgot about.

vintage furfreak paid for this cute little star 1 ct diamond ring.

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Hopefully it’s as cute as it looks. I’ll take pics when it arrives!

fatty is now Me and MY girlfriend’s pedicure pooch.  he will be paying for both our pedicures every few weeks.  I went nuts and made guys buy Me 4 pairs of these Island Slippers.

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I want to get a pair for MY mom too.  They aren’t the flashiest flip-flops but they are sooooOoo comfortable!  Usually flip-flops are too flat for Me and wind up hurting MY arches or rub between the toes. These were like butter from the second I put them on. I didn’t have to “wear them in”.  Who wants to get Mi Mama $50 flip-flops?  Email Me if you want the privilege.

 tittyboy is now in his “dark place”. HAHAHAHAHA!  I made him get laser on his face so he can permanently kiss that lame Village People moustache goodbye Forevah!!!  he’s not very happy about the entire thing since it’s all irreversible and shit.  he’ll never have to shave again and face that annoying, daily reminder that he’s a dude.  Sweet deal, huh? hahaha So anyway, he’s all feeling regretful and shit, but that never really changes anything, does it?  DDR and Stevie are devising some evil plot to make him squeeze his freakish titties and plump he/she/thingie curves into a string bikini and hit the public pool!  This should be interesting.

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lucky O fucker is one lucky fuck!

lucky O fucker is one lucky fuck!

Update: I just got another $200 from lucky O fucker  so we could stop torturing his dick and balls with the 12 lb weight.  So now he’s up to $500. 🙂  Also I made fagarina send $175 instead of just $100..made him toss another $75 for dindin for Me and My Girl.

lucky O fucker sent $300 and donned his new wig and put on a freakshow! That wig is a RIOT!

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mrobot just sent $400 and is squirming around on the floor with a major case of robo-blue-balls because he can’t afford another $100 to squirt robo-prick.  awwww whatta shame.  fagarina just sent $100 penalty for putting his $300 in the mailbox a few days late!  The noive!

I definitely enjoyed IronMan more than Indian Jones last night.  Will update more tonight..gonna watch lucky O fucker drop weights off his balls.

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the divorcee is sinking fast!

the divorcee is sinking fast!

the divorcee just gave ME another $500! haha!  I am slowly whipping his brain into a creamy mush.  I promised him 3 yahoo smiley kisses if he posted a message on snapvine. hahahahhaahhahahahahaha! he actually humiliated himself for 3 animated yahoo faces blowing kisses on his messenger. HAHAHAHA!  he’s so shy about his voice on My site.  There’s no reason to be shy, divorcee, you should be sooo proud of your servitude to the Almighty Bitch Princess!  It’s the ONLY important thing you have done your entire life!

terrance sent $400, toiletbrush $150 and twinkie got Me $500 worth of outdoor furniture.  I need 2 more of those swivel patio chairs and the umbrella from My amazon wishlist asap.  Someone get on that! 

tittyboys chastity key showed up. tittyboy take some more shots of your imprisoned, disfunctional, sissy prick!  hahahahaha you are sooo fucking screwed now, titbag!

Oh here’s a few places that sell gift certificates for restaurants in Key West.  you turds can all take turns paying for our meals on our stay! 

Conch Republic Sea Food

More Seafood Restaurants

Get Turtle Kraals for sure

Italian Restaurant

So I booked the guesthouse but haven’t got the airline tickets yet.  Do you think it will be cheaper to get them now or wait a few months?  I’m thinking they are only going to go up.  Whatcha think?  Anyway, we have 4 months so there is no huge rush on the restaurant gift certificates, but I’d like to have received these at least a month before our trip.  So click those links you sorry-ass sacks! Clickity click click click!!

Tonight we are planning on going to see Indiana Jones and Iron man double feature.  So we shouldn’t be home until pretty late.    It’s friggin beeeeautiful outside!!  I need to get off this computer, wash MY hair and go do something fun in the sun! 

****   flashing 2 birdie fingers and bidding you a “tata, biotches!” ***

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SHOPPING and Travel Expenses

SHOPPING and Travel Expenses

Update: DONT buy any B&B gift certificates.  I just booked a Key West gay resort that isn’t included at bedandbreakfasts.com. hahahaha! Princess doesn’t like to wait for ANYTHING.  I will just have you fucks compensate Me.  I have receive $700 worth of cash donations towards this trip already!  you boys can also buy gift certificates for excursions for us HERE.

Update: Oh Im pretty jacked about Floida now!  My girlfriend already called the week off work.  I’m going through all the b&b’s looking for the ones that are more gaycentric.  This will be more fun than Ptown I think.  I’m gonna book really soon because everything gay is totally going to going to fill up fast! I’m already seeing a large amount of rooms booked out because of this festival.  Think we’ll stay 9 days.

In celebration I will offer yet another bikini purchase since you spankawanks LOVE to buy bikini’s and I can’t seem to get enough of these Ritchie ones.  This one for METhis one for MY GF fullfilled by toiletbrush  ♥Email Me♥ for our sizes, color and styles and where to ship it.  Oh great news! Remember that bed that was ordered MONTHS ago for MY guestroom?  It has been backordered all this time!  It finally shipped yesterday so I can get back to redo-ing that room!  It’s all painted with the rest of the furniture sitting there waiting on that friggin bed.  Well it’s about fucking time!!

Well bad knews, I won’t be able to do Women’s Week in Ptown in october because My girlfriend has some big work thing that week..but I think I found something better. Womensweek in Keywest in September. 

I want gift certificates for bed and breakfasts.  This place even accepts paypal!  I think we will probably need like $1500 $2,000 worth of these.  Start BUYING THEM they go all the way to $1,000. 🙂

 I’ll be adding more items today.  I have some running to do so I won’t be around for a few hours.  Be strong My little puppies.

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