Here’s Me tonight.  ALL HAIL PRINCESS!

I’ve lost My 4-pack.but I still have a yummy Goddess tummy.  After Pride I’m going to start doing crunches again.  I’ll get a 4 pack in no time.  It’s the easiest place for Me to build.cept I can only get a 4-pack..I’ve never been able to get the 2 lower ones to pop.   Anyway..Don’t I look pretty all natural faced with just air-dried but not primped hair?  Yeh, I’ll be collecting madcash from these little pics.  Better get it in before the weekend because it’s Pride weekend which means nonstop partying for us Friday to Monday! WootWoot! Hopefully it won’t rain on us!  It’s been storming like crazy here! We just had a huge tornado warning.  The lightening was crazy. It didn’t strike like normal lightening.it just kept flashing and flashing..like there was a bulb burning out in the sky, continually blinking and flickering.  It was nuts.

hairlip just a little newsflash!  you are sooooo whipped for ME.

BE SURE TO SEND BIG GAY CASH  for this PRIDE WEEKEND!

The Unroyal Fool’s Ode To Veronica’s Shoes
(written after receiving a cherished photo of Veronica’s high heels)

This is my tribute to Veronica’s shoes;
When they say ‘send cash’ I cannot refuse.
They walk on my dreams in the middle of the night;
When they kick my soft places I don’t want to fight.
If they were my girlfriend how happy I’d be,
But they’d never settle for a loser like me.
I love their great beauty, their heel, sole and toe;
They sit on a throne, while I grovel below.
I’d shower them with gifts, with money, with flowers;
I cannot resist their awesome powers.
I love them so much these shoes I’d thee wed,
But they say ‘keep dreaming, you’re fucked in the head’.
To them I am nothing, and that’s how it should be;
They know the best use for a dickless freak like me.
I am their cash cow, to laugh at and abuse;
A more fitting position I could not choose.
How can I love them? Now I will tell,
That I am no man, but an object as well.
I’ll keep sending cash, again, and repeat,
For these shoes have touched Her sacred feet.

oliver twisted just sent a nice $1,000 tribute!  he said he was trying to quit Me..hmmm, doesn’t look like that worked out too well for him, does it? hahahahahaha! 

PRIORITY SHOPPING:

BUY THIS! Somebody get this PRONTO. zippy slave  you can even use paypal to purchase it. I want it for MY guestroom.

Get this art, too..this is for the den.
purchased by Princess fan

$500 from shitpig. hahaha he was using roach killer as breath freshener last night.  Quite amusing. Oh the coolest PVC outfit for photos showed up yesterday from Princess fan.  It’s very PVC-Xena looking.  I also have these half-arm sleeve things that I will probably wear with it and I look like I’m a Dominatrix Super Hero.  I see another $100 from simon and some new guy named max sent $300 since he’s a bloody idiot..i’ve nicknamed him maxi pad.  hairlip just sent another $100 too.

Oh here’s another dress that I want for photo ops. fulfilled by zippy slave.  If you wanna buy it.email ME.  I think I want it in gold.

hairlip is going to pay for My entire KeyWest vacation.  Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaay! he sent another $300 towards Keywest just now.  he also did some shopping at MY amazon wishlist  and got ME Worship suntan lotion, a pair of Ed Hardy sunglasses and a groovy tee. the ukranian sent $400.  More boxes showed up today!  I still need to open some of them.  K We’re going out tonight.  So don’t bug Me this evening — just send cash!

Smootches!..sha’right!  Sucker punches to the nads!

your DIVINE PRINCESS FOREVER

Added a few gifts to MY slideshow.  I got a big box of stuff from Versatile fashions.  Everything but the shoes came, simon!  Look how pretty the corset is!  I’m waiting on a replacement part on MY bed for the guestroom.  I’ll take a photo of the bed after it arrives.  I’m doing that room in green, chocolate and some sky blue.  Can’t wait to see it entirely done. toiletbrush, those tshirts NEVER came!! How about MY bathroom decor??? Is that order going to come through?? I’m so SICK of your fucked up orders you sack of donkey shit!!  you are SO going on a cash only schedule, if I ever get the stomach to talk to you again! you should be fucking ASHAMED of yourself.  doomed brit. I know you get paid tomorrow. Send ME $300 you fucking freak.

Shit! Pride is next weekend!

heehee Last night simon sent Me $500 and I hadn’t even noticed that he had sent another $300 until right now.  Hopefully simon, you now see the senselessness of bingeing and purging and just accept the fact that your paychecks belong to Me on a regular basis..forever and ever.  I will leave you enough to live like a pauper and get by just so that you can wake up every day and go to work and earn Me more cash.  It’s so much simpler MY way.  No fretting, no stewing..no thinking, no decision making.  No guilt.  I make the decisions, you just obey.

The cheeseking, the cheeseman the cheesabator sent $400.  Hurray for him!  Give him a wheat cracker. 

Princess fan, you just earned a penalty item for taking too long.  I expect 3 items bought PRONTO or I will continue to ignore your ass. 

fatmacsent payment for Me and MY girlfriend’s pedicures and Veronica another $100.  I will try to get time for an appointment next week, fatty and if you are a goodboy we will send you a picture of our polished tootsies.

fagarina get your fag ass online because it’s time to pick out your next outfit!   uncle pigfucker do come out and play tonight.  How about you bring your camera??

hairlip have you been paid again yet?? 

So what do you think about this diamond ring? It’s the exchange for the last one I took a picture of and it’s even bigger! It just showed up today. That’s a lot of bling!  It certainly twinkles.  It’s hard shopping for rings on the internet though.   I can’t decide if I like the shape of this one either.

*removed photos of MY big diamond ring!  and bracelet.   Will put in gift gallery.

Oh hairlip, here’s a picture of Me wearing your bracelet.

I’ve had a hectic week with a lot of running.  I’ll check back in later!!

uncle pigfucker just sent $1,000.  Oh come on..we both know you can do better than that.  That’s NO way to satisfy a Woman!  divorcee sent another $200, pedro sent $200 and a few things have disappeared off MY amazon wishlist including a ceiling fan, art, Blondie tshirt, star necklace, pet carrier and candles.   That’s all fine and dandy but where’s My riding lawn-mower ,bitches?   Oh yeah, and I snatched $100 out of jew piggy’s account.  you owe ME another $300 you fucking sphincter!!  I would have taken it, but being the loser you are, your checking account was empty!

Update: Oh yeah. I totally need more mascara.  Somebody get 2 things of YSL Mascara  in High Density Black. Pronto!

Ok..most of you are crusty old men..and what do all crusty old men have besides bad breath?  SEARS cards!!!  If you have a Sears card contact Me ASAP because I want a riding lawn mower! 

 Here are some more high priority items.

S-shelf for MY guest room  Really want this asap!

Little modern lamp for guest room

Art for guest room  left and center slate

Here’s a cheapie gift..get this diffuser in “pineapple and ginger“.

There is tons of stuff added to MY amazon wishlist.  I am especially interested in one of the ceiling fans and the Nova light.

Shipping address: Sierra Horizons  1933 E. Dublin Granville Rd #104, Columbus OH 43229