New shoes came.  Bet you wish you could worship them!  They were from simon’s huge gift certificate from Versatile Fashions.

With only 20 minutes to spare, the slut  paid the second $1,000 and all is well in the world.

It’s 4 p.m. I will give you another hour and half.  If you do not send part 2 of the payment, I am posting your identity and photo.  you will then be recognized by the drove of angry Dommes  who will descend on you like a pack of flying monkeys when they find out you sent Me that first $1,000. 

slave2curls came back from hiding and sent $300, the handsome pindicked slave sent $300 to remove his photo and the lovestruck ukranian sent $250.

Someone buy this quick

pedro paid $200 to get his fugly face removed from MY journal.

**removed prettyboy pindick slave’s pic because he paid a removal fee.

  For those of you who think that only disgusting fat slobs like you want to serve Perfection. Think again!  Here’s MY newest find and I had every intention of pimping him out as a stripper at the fag bars because he’s quite a handsome guy.   Unfortunately he has a 6.5 inch dick which is not a selling point for stripping.  Damned his pin dick! he is so going to suffer for this nuisance!

 Of course, then there is simon.

Egads!  you brits are always SOOOOOO fucking homely!! WTF!!!?!?!  This guy is in dire need of some manscaping.  What is that pube jungle between his thighs??   you are so nasty looking, simon!

Yay that $500 worth of crispies got here safely.  unroyal fool is as an untalented of an artist as he is a poet. hahahahahaha!

I also just snatched $400 from jewish piggy’s checking account.  Got a bunch of shit off MY amazon wishlist, some garden stuff like telescoping pruning stick and retractable garden hose, shop vac, small table, funky lamp and some other shit.  Lots more things for you boys to buy, though!  doomed brit sent a pathetic $50 tribute and simon sent $100 too.

I have some errands and appointments to take care of but I should be back later tonight. 

Yeh  (name of slave removed)  just sent $1,000 smackaroos.   We’ve made a deal that I won’t reveal his nickname because he’s a huge whorebag and tons of Dommes will be on his ass if they they find out.   IF he pays $1,000 more on tuesday, I will keep him anonymous..however, if he DOESN’T pay up by tuesday, I release the name and an angry swarm of moneydommes and Niteflirts will descend on his ass.  hahahahaha! 

I LOVE getting $1,000 donations I guess when it comes to tributes–I’m a total sizequeen!  Got a few things off MY wishlist included a little table, shop vac, bathroom accesory set.

louZer! Where the FUCK are you!?  I know you are reading! Send ME $500 you furry little fat fuck!

mrobot sent another $100 too.

  ho hum..kind of a quiet day today.  We had plans to get so much done today..but instead..we’re just laying around. Relaxing. 

I haven’t had a quiet moment since Pride!  All the freakies are out at once.  It always seem to be that way. Like there is some sort of cycle of the freak and you all get mondo horny at the same time!  So then I have to fucking try to juggle raping 5 guys on yahoo, 3 guys on aol and 2 on the phone all at the same time! Last night I had randy and the new guy on the phone.  First I’d talk to one for 15 minutes, tell him I had to do something. Hang up and then call the other and fuck him out of his dough.   Multi-tasking Wallet Master — that’s ME.

father flatulance sent $500, a new guy sent $175 last night,  randy mersch the humpback loser sent $300 and terrance sent $300.  pedro you owe ME another $200 today. Get to it! oliver twisted if you aren’t dead from our little adventure the other night, send ME another $300 to prove to ME you made it through the night in one piece because I am VERY concerned. (hahaha actually I’m not concerned in the least, I just want $300.hahahahahaha But it sounded good.) Before you do any more stunts like that again, we need to get your gravestone made in advance. BitchyBeauty.com I think it will be great advertising. Kisses!

I totally got to update MY amazon wishlist and use up some of MY gift certificates.  Our perfume showed up.  Vera Wang Bouquet for ME and Ralph Lauren’s Ralph in blue for Her.  Looks like the rain is going to ruin 4th of July weekend too!  It’s been raining sooooo much!  Ok, I’ve got a few things to do around here.  I will leave you with The Unroyal Fool’s latest poetic UnMasterpiece.  We are still waiting for his $500 to get here from Australia. 

 🙂

Princess Sierra rules all the world;
All men must bow when her flag is unfurled.
Her laughter is cruel, magical, sweet,
As she tramples her minions beneath royal feet.
Her beauty is more than any slave could bear,
And he worships her body, her face, legs and hair;
But all of this worship must be done from afar,
We can admire, never touch, so perfect a star.
She drives all men crazy, empties wallets, minds and hearts,
We’d all die from pleasure, to taste one of her farts.
No male of the species may touch, only see;
She is a proud lesbian, and will always be.
But men will keep giving, and loving the pain,
We’re thankfully for bruises, as she drives us insane.
We all have no purpose, no means and no ends,
But to swell her royal coffers, and hers sister’s and friend’s.
Our place is to serve, and to like it as well,
While she sits there and giggles, and sends us to hell.
But we’d all go there happily, any fires we’d face,
Just to have one more glimpse of that beautiful face. 
 

 I just got oliver twisted to send another $1,000!  Jealous? hahha oliver twisted, your life is totally OVER!!  I have completely KILLED the old you!!

mrobot activate!  HAAHHAAHA! 3 minutes after posting mrobot’s activation “trigger”, he popped up on yahoo and sent ME $300. hahahahahha! 

My Ed Hardy sunglasses are the cat’s meow! I love them, hairlip!

Check it out Sierraisgod, your amazon gift certificate just came! HAHA! Now get your ass back to work, eat your mayo sandwiches and make Me some more cash! Remember, when you send your next $500 you earn bologna on your sandwiches! hehehe

 uncle pigfucker wakes Me up for 3 minutes of I.M.’s, sends $1,000 and disappears again. 

Pride is officially OVER and I’m not partying again for at least another month! It was tooooo much!  OMG too many margaritas, too many calories, too much rain, too much fun.   It rained like crazy all weekend, but everyone still managed to have a blast. However, next year we are just skipping the parade, because it’s lame and the same.   Trailer after trailer of guys in rainbow jockstraps and a few balloons..BORING.  I did manage to keep MY hair partially dry in the face of torrential downpours.  We confiscated someone’s huge vacant canopy which was obviously heaven-sent to protect MY Royal Locks.  I sprayed extra curl gel in MY mane and presto.I had the hottest hair at Pride.  Thousands ran around with their thin, straight, sad, wet dog hair and My curls were full and flying high.  Really you straight haired peeps look like drowned rats when your wet. teehee   Anyway,  I see some things disappeared off MY amazon wishlist. I have to go count how many BIG GAY tributes I got this weekend.  

Good bye for now MY wretched little fans. hahahahahahahahaha

stupid ass mark francis bought a year subscription to netflix for ME out of the blue.  But guess what?? I still hate the aussie fucker!!

NETFLIX TIME!  PRIORITY PURCHASE!  My netflix subscription expired again. I was wondering why My new movies weren’t coming. Somebody buy Me either 6 months or 1 year subscription 3-at-a-time.  I want this like YESTERDAY!! Have it sent to GirlyDom@aol.com then email ME and notify ME of the purchase.  

Another $600 was easily taken from simon.  he wrote the sweetest email too.

Princess,
Thank You Princess. My love for You gives my life meaning. Without You i would be a lost sheep..a pathetic wandering soul without any purpose. Your beauty is so perfect that upon seeing You for the first time, i was instantly struck down, driven mad with desire and adoration by Your heavenly visage. At the same time, You are so exquisitely bitchy, that i can actually feel you slowly destroying my life and even as i am being devoured, i remain forever grateful to You for granting me the honour of being owned by You and paying You.i can only thank You for allowing me to suffer for You. Suffering for You is better than sex. The mere thought that i am in some way able to serve You is enough to make every sacrifice You command of me a positive joy.I beg You, PLEASE continue taking from me for the rest of my days. My only dream in life is to be owned by You for ever and ever. i implore You, PLEASE grant Your humble slave this wish..Yours,
simon$200 from pedro, $500 from vintage furfreak.  So far so good, keep coming with those wallets out, boys. Tomorrow we are going to get our pedicures, getting all prettied up and going out for the Pride festivities.