Because tittyboy/daisy/david barrett, who is a career firefighter, hasn’t taken this weightloss assignment seriously enough, s/he is going to learn a harsh lesson Tuesday night at 10 p.m. (addressed removed after assignment was completed) dressed like a hooker in red thigh high boots and full drag!  So if you’ll be in the area around 10 p.m., be sure to drive by and honk your horn.  s/he will have to videotape the whole thing from across the street, which should have plenty of traffic.

grandapa freakpie just sent $675, My new slave david who I am now naming lovesMytoots sent $300 and mrobot sent another $100. 

grandpa freakpie and toiletbrush are all going to their doctors to get Viagra.  Will be interesting to see what affect it has on them.

I should have updated this earlier, because I am totally exhausted.  Ill add more  details of My day tomorrow
 

ali mcfucker where is that payment you promised?  DONT PISS ME OFF!

Me and My girl are going to the late movie tonight.  We think we might watch “Blindness”. Soooo I won’t be around tonight.

$300 from fagarina arrived, $400 from father flatulance, $700 from twinkie plus some amazon shopping.  My chewtoy got Me bunches of wonderful gifts on wednesday!  Actually he spent all afternoon bestowing gifts at MY lovely feet.  Cha ching!!!    Can we say “WRAPPED?”   Oh yeh, you pleased Me pretty good for a beginner ..but guess what? I want more!

For those of you who need to buy your viagra online.purchase it here and I get a cut. HOWEVER, it would be even smarter to you go to your doctor and see if you can get a prescription.  One of My guys told Me that he actually got it covered by his insurance. Just tell your doctor you can’t get it up for sex no matter how hard you try and that your dick only gets half-hard for the misses. Which is totally true!!  Of course this has nothing to with Erectile Dysfunction it has to do with MY brainwashing and super awesome powers! hahahaha!  Then you can just send all the money you save on viagra to Me!    Yes boys, I all want you to be popping the blue pill on and ONLY on payday!   There really is no reason for you to have a hard-on any other day of the month, right??

Checkout the poem that Her Unroyal fool sent today.

Princess Sierra made me what I am today,
A dumb little moron she can easily slay.
She broke my head open, put a straw in my brain,
Then she sucked out the goodness and drove me insane.
My mind is her toy, and she kneads it like dough,
Then she plants evil seeds that are certain to grow.
I give her my soul and on it she’d spit;
So now I’m just empty, a weak piece of shit.
I have no more pride, she plucked it away,
I’m helpless and worthless, and that’s where I’ll stay
Wrapped around her finger is where I am now,
A cocksucking freak, and two sisters’ cash cow.
V the Great takes my money, and laughs in my face;
‘Send more cash, loser, and do it at pace’.
I know that I’m nothing and will never be,
I open my wallet and they just laugh at me.
But the Sisters of Greatness are what I live for!
And I thank them so dearly for making me poor.

My chewtoy: Didn’t I tell you if you kept reading MY journal, you’d get punished??  Seems you too can’t resist My fantastic powers!    Yeh, we both know you TOTALLY â™¥ Me.. 

mrobot activated last night and sent $400. Oh Mrobot is so much fun to tinker with.  I love GADGETS!

grandpa freakpie, I got your last emails and you promised Me payment that never came.  I think it’s time we put your ass on viagra so you are hornier and stupider all the time.  That prehistoric fossil of a penis is failing miserably.  If it doesn’t fuckin’ start making itself useful REALLY quick by putting CASH in MY pocket it might find itself floating around in a old pickle jar full formaldehyde very soon.

Speaking of Viagra, I want all My single guys (minus fatmac and tittyboy) to go to your doctors and get a bottle of Viagra.  Then every payday you pop one and call Me.   I don’t want you married guys doing Viagra because I don’t want your broken penises to start maintaining normal erections again, you might try sticking it to your wives or somethin’ (gag)..and we sure in hell DON’T want that now do we??   I even joined an affiliate program for Viagra, so I can get a percent of the Viagra sale profits. hahaha Fucking hysterical. 

drunk tom popped out of no where and sent $600, slurred and mumbled a lot and drank beer until he passed out..like usual.  I received $300 from some new guy who found Me on yahoo, fatmac sent $100 to cover My pedicure and manicure, terrance sent $300 of amazon gift certificates and latex lover sent Me $700.   

Tomorrow night Me and the crew are all going out for Tuesday Night margarita and karoke madness. If you want to talk to ME, you better do it tonight!

Oh I finally got My new kitchen table and chairs in place. It’s a tall pub table. I love it! I can’t remember who bought it now because it took so long to ship.  Anyway to whoever bought it, I am very pleased with it and it’s solid wood and very well-built.

you OWE ME  ANOTHER $1,500!  I know your horny ass is reading this!  Call MY cell phone.  I will be waiting to collect MY cash.   you can run, but you CAN NOT hide!

Well I’ve had a good ol’ time fleecing you faggots this week!

Here’s a screenshot of just SOME of the payments I have received the last few days.  This doesnt count amazon gift certificates,  clothing shopping, green dot payments,  keen payments and payments from this other payment method I use once in awhile. 

Im moving My work-out time a bit later for the time being.  I think Im going to start going to the gym around 9 to 11. We will see how that goes. OMG did you see tittyboys adventure at Octoberfest?? hahahaha What a little attention whore. he so secretly loved every minute of it. he rode the bus dressed that way and asked cops for directions! Nobody even commanded him to do that. hahahahahahaha!

Update Sept 19:  Since this entry is so short I thought I’d just add My friday brag list right here!  oliver twisted just sent Me $1,500!!  SierraIsGod sent $400. Damned! I’ve been having a great few days. 🙂  Don’t be too jealous, bitches!

oops ali mc loser actually sent $1,500. Here’s a screen shot! Click to see it!

And I just got $1,000 from shitenstein!  FUN for ME! Oh and $175 from stuart.  Hoorah.. Oh yeah, forgot to mention that loser who called and begged ME to turn on MY ignore line on Keen. He paid over $400 to listen to Me and MY girlfriend fight over what channel we were going to watch on t.v. and yell at her cats. hahahahaha! Hot stuff wasn’t it, freak?

pedro sent $300 and 44 fucking offline messages. What an obsessed freak!  ali mcfucker just sent $500 make that $1,300!  hahahahaha Fuuuuuck you ali mcfuckstain!!!  It was sooo fun taking your cash!  eeny peeny teeny just snatched $300 out of fagarina’s wallet and is sent it snailmail. hahaha!  Way to go eeny peeny!  I’d high 5 you, but you are a penis..so that ain’t happening.  hahahhaha!  Oh I heard about fagarina’s little loan he is getting!  eeny peeny: call Me when fagarina is asleep and I have a little plan up MY sleeve!  muahahahhahaha!

Wow we had some crazy wind storm and over half of ohio lost electrity for days!  Did your lives flash before your eyes???  Princess fan..I recognize your ip everytime you leave an anoymous message begging for more photos.  Really? Do you think that’s the way to get JACK SHIT out of ME, bitch??? Get this straight, fucker!  I COME FIRST! you COME LAST!  Bitch your needs don’t fucking matter!! EVER! Eat shit and die, mother fucker!!

There are a shitload of tributes I lost track of since  My update before the black out.  Now it’s time to get serious, fuckers! Whip out those wallets!!

Oh I just had a GRAND idea! I think I’m going to make tittyboy get MY gorgeous face tatoo’ed on his body.