Yo whassup, bitches?  I’ve been busy planning MY christmas holiday and getting everything booked.  This year Im spending it with family and I’ll be away from 12/23 – 12/27.  Of course I’ll have MY laptop and cell phone. Speaking of, I have been forwarding MY Yahoo and Aim to MY cell.  I will probably reply to worthwhile messages that forward there.

Can’t really keep track of all the damage I’ve done this week, but here’s how today has gone.  russell the baboon has come out of hiding and sent another $300 today.  $50 from french poodle, $300 from a carl, $700 from the ukranian, $200 from stewey, twinkie has bought some bluetooth headsets from My amazon wishlist and some passing guy got Me a leather skirt.  stewey I think you need to just bite the bullet and send more than you can afford today!  Just fucking suck it up! you and your family can just SUFFER this month by having less so I can have MORE MORE MORE!  chewtoy, never fear. your Boss Princess of the Universe has had you on Her mind today!  I’ve been picking out the longest dildo I can find for you.  Bend over and take it like a man!   Congrats chewy, you are now the freak de jour! I won’t tell what you did in your granny’s bedroom, if you don’t tell!  heehee  Oh and if you friggin stick that dick in your wife this weekend, you are totally going marinate it in donkey sauce after!  Get My drift, little man??  you know what??? That goes for the rest of you pervs, too!!  NONE of you are allowed to bore your wives with your weeniers anymore UNLESS you pay ME a copulation fee.  The entire idea of you copulating disturbs and nauseates ME.  There will be $200  breeders’ fee for those of you who feel the need to bump nasties with your unfortunate wives.  I reserve the right to refuse certain subs the priviledge of fornicating with their wives, regardless if they pay the copulation fee.    Of course, you won’t find out this out until you have paid the fee..because..errr..um I also reserve the right to SCREW you OVER  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 

So have any of you guys wives had this done?  HerOption or NovaSure?   How did it go and how did she feel right after?  My doctor recommended it and I’m thinking about getting it done.  I kinda want to know what to expect if I go through with it.  Hmmm..I don’t think I can deal with having a watery discharge for 6 freaking weeks! 

Someone get these wedge boots.

randy mersch is a fucking riot.  Ok I got $400 out of him last night and you know how he has all these quirky addictions to hearing Me say and repeat certain words..such as saying “randy” like 50 times in a row, flushing a toilet in his ear, hissing the word “suicccccccciiiiiiiiiiiiide”,  talking in a “demon voice” or saying the words, “randy, snort coke”, “randy, it’s time to part-ay” or  his personal favorite, the word “booger.”   Last night he asks if he can talk to My booger on the phone. hahaha! So I laugh in his face and say let ME see if she’s in and yell for “Sugah Bug-aaaaah.”  So I talk in this overwraught Julia Sugarbaker southern accent to randy for like 30 minutes as he tells Me how much he loves Me and proposes marriage to Princess’ own little booger, Sugah Boogah.    The funniest part is, he is fucking breathing sooo hard and saying how HOT the conversation is making him!   WTF!?!?! HAHAHAHA!  Oh man, sometimes I get such a kick out of “the crazies.”   I’m totally going to have an entire chapter in My book about good ol’ humpbacked randy.

Our trip to the cabin, was waaaaaaaay fun. Us girls had a BLAST!!  We have to get a bigger cabin sometime this winter and have even more girls there for a weekend.  It really was fun!

It’s that time of the month again. Plug those assholes, boys!

I see another $100 from hairlip and $500 from terrance.  fatmac got MY girlfriend another pair of boots!  

Oh DropDeadRed played a mean trick on tittyboy!! She told him she mailed a cd with all of tittyboy’s greatest hits to his work.  She sent a cd to his work and he about pissed his pants!  Luckily for him it was just a work-out CD! hahahaha way to give “jugs” a heart attack!  HAHAHA!

Well, well.  russell the baboon has come out of the woodwork and sent $300.  he claims to have acquired a fatal skin disease.   If it’s true,  I’m sure it’s directly related to the fact that he has been hiding from his maker so long.  Really and truly My little minions, it is DANGEROUS to try to quit Me. Please do not try this at home!  BAD THINGS HAPPEN to guys who try to leave.  Lives just fall apart.  People die!  Pissing Me off is like inviting voodoo needles to pierce your existence.  It’s BAD MOJO, bitches!  This isn’t random, people.  you’ve been warned!!  So anyway, I took his $300 and watched him do coke on his cam.  he looked like total shit!  I feel like such a kind hospice volunteer. 

louzer sent $200, and a new french canadian slave I’ve named zit sent $300 and $300 from drunk tom.

Tomorrow we are taking off for our fun little cabin retreat. I’ll have the cell but won’t be on the computer until late sunday.  Be brave MY little slaves!

Hey freakies!  My not-a-lesbian-no-really-I’m-not-a-lesbian girl slave, Sharon came out of hiding yet again.  (Like she does every time I post new sexy photos.) hahaha!  I robbed her husband of $700 and he doesn’t even know it!   🙂  I’ll enjoy spending his money, Sharon..almost as much as you enjoyed diddling yourself over My photos..hahaha! Well probably not that much.  Sharon, you suck so much at being hetero!

I also got $500 out of that crazy arabian!  yiyiyiyiyyiyiyi!  $300 from terrance, $200 from the ukraine and plenty of online shopping!

Ok here’s a few more items I want.

Get this tall blazer in size UK14.
This tall leather jacket in size UK14.
Long tall sally top get Large in Red
Long tall sally 2in1 in black size Large
Victorias Secret Jacket Large in Grey
Blondie Tshirt XL

Get to them!!  I’m tired so that’s all of the update for tonight.

CALLING ALL FREAKS! CALLING ALL FREAKS! MEMBERS ONLY GALLERY IS UP!

Switched photos. I didn’t think that other one was very flattering. It will still be available for members only though. 

Update:  The wallet crunching has already begun. g from cleveland sent $2,000!  he doesn’t know why the hell he adores Me because he has a fetish for little flat-chested chicks.  Yeh, it doesn’t really what your type USED to be..none of you fuck-puddles can escape MY brainwashing.  pedro sent $400 and m-robot did $600!  hairlip sent a little $100 surprise donation after he saw the photos this morning.  How predictable of him. heehee

Got a few pictures that turned out.  Not near as many as I wanted. 🙁  I’m gonna try to do a few more in the suit that Princess fan got Me)  This outfit was courtesy of Princess fan as well!  Oh wow!  I see a very drained wallet in your future, little boys!! HAHA!  Fullsized photos will be available to members. These look goooooooooooood FULL size.  BRAINS will BE MELTING in the next few days! I’ll be here to take advantage of the situation, of course.  FUCK! Look at ME!! I am such a TRUE ALPHA FEMALE!  I WAS BORN TO MOTHAFUCKIN RULE THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!

Back of the dress is pretty cool too!

 Someone get these boots!  They are 19 inches long!  The tall boots Ive been looking for on amazon all have been around 15 which is fine if you are short beta being.  These just might go up to the knee like tall boots are suppose to!! Get them asap!