munny hunny gave Me a measly $250 and disappeared. STOMP STOMP STOMP! I want more! Oh and the priest gave ME $200 and some pics of him peeing in the sacrament cup. hahaha Just think of this next time you are sitting in church sunday, all you wacky bible thumpers! PRINCESS COULD BE brainwashing YOUR PRIEST too!!!

vintage furfreak sent Me $1,000 today!! Yes, vintage furfreak knows how to please his Princess.

Oh yeah.to the guy who bought My trainer the pool stick..it has NOT shown up.check your order and fix it! She leaves for Her vacation in florida on wednesday so I’ll have to work out by My lonesome for a week.

I’m sure I’ll have more to chat about later tonite.

Yay this slave named david who buys stuff once in awhile got Me this little tiny Coach pursie.

Hi dingleberries. Thought all you boys shopping for Me, Stevie and My trainer would love these shots of us 3 out and about the other night.

So shitpig just called and lost 700 big ones. I also made him make some more yucky dinner. Today it was cold campbells cream of chicken soup..(no water) with mayo, curry paste and dish soap. he was puking again.I was going to make him eat his vomit but he paid extra to skip that course. Since he paid so much I did let him silently wank off while I munched on popcorn but he had to get it done before the commercial was over on the show I was watching.

Here’s some more of the stuff jimmy the lesbian power shopper sent. More under armour for My trainer, a new camera and the tanning machine stuff for Stevie, neckklace and swimsuit for MY trainer. he also bought ME yet another digital camera off MY amazon wishlist. 🙂 Way to go power shopper! Keep up the good work! Are you the one who bought the pool stick?? It’s still not here. I’m gonna find some special new items for you to buy ME..just cuz you’re sooo super stupid, jimmy!!

On My last day of MY travels, I dropped MY cellphone and totally broke it and had to get a new one. I had full insurance so they just gave Me a new one. Here’s the thing..I was a lazy ass and didn’t sync all MY cell contacts to MY computer.

If you are on this list, email Me immediately or TEXT message ME on MY cell phone, so that I can resave your #. British guys especially cuz I like just being able to save the contact after you send cuz sometimes it’s tricky to save international #’s on MY cell.

The baboon
slaves2curls
deadman dan
shitpig
friar fucked

Anybody else who is a frequent spender, send ME an email with your cellphone/text # so I can save it cuz I have tons of funs harassing you beatoffs by text too.

Click fagarina to watch fagarina on St. Patty’s day!

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Had to stay a few days longer. 🙁 Should be back tuesday. Hang in there, you stupid bastards. When you feel sad and alone..go to MY donation page and feel a bit closer to your PRINCESS.

The Hand of God
Well stocking top sent both Me and Veronica $500 each. SO NOT ENOUGH, fucker!! Get your ass back to the paypage and send MORE!!! Oh yes, and slutty george: I received your $1,000 donation! How lovely..but actually I think you should send another $1,000 more because you took an extra day to get it to ME!

fatmac just sent Veronica $400 hahhaa

So someone got MY trainers poolstick and ME MY smaller duffle bag. The priest spent several hundred dollars on some expensive hair products off MY amazon items. Stevie’s personal shopper spent close to $300 on items off Her amazon wishlist.

Im still on My little trip. Plan to come back next friday.

Soo who’s been shopping for MY trainer?? I noticed someone bought ME the L-Word 3season box set.was that you, jimmy the lesbian’s powershopper? Well I havent been online that much cuz I am traveling. I got solar nails.well, I was sorta did it cuz 6 of us went to the spa and was there all damned day. They really are pretty, but I dont think I can deal with them. They are sports length but the undersides sorta gross me out. Like.. they can’t be so hygenic, shit can get caught between your real nail and the solar nail. They also don’t do much for the love life. I am always suspicious of lesbians with fake nails. heehee But anyway, right now I am enjoying how pretty they are, but I doubt I have the patience or the desire to maintain them. I’ll take a picture later.

Oh I don’t think I ever made an official announcement but that new members’ gallery is up. I’l check in tomorrow if I can get more free time.

Get to sending donations, fuckers. you THINK you can slack cuz Im on a trip?? I DONT fucking think so, fucktards!!!

Hi dummies! I’m out of town til next saturday.so don’t bother calling My home number cuz I won’t be answering it. If you have MY cell phone # count your blessings. you can text and call ME on that. I’ll be online checking in with MY little minions frequently. Left house boy with a giant list of chores! Oh I see Stevie’s printer has disappeared off Her list as well. Good for you, jimmy. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE MY new slimmer GPS. I used it from the drive from the airport today. It does tons of cool stuff!