Update just got another $300 from toiletbrush

Ok so I went to Brookestone and stretched out on the temperpedic mattress and decided to get one. Hope I like it! Should be here in 5 days. It cost $2,000 but I had no patience to wait for one of you morons get it or collect gift certificates for it.so I just flat out bought it because I have had too many neck and shoulder aches and pains lately. Not really sure what’s going on with that or why I’ve been achey. We also testdrove this massage chair that worked wonders on MY neck. The massage chairs certainly have changed. Last time I sat on a massage chair it was like a chair with a vibrator on it. This one actually felt like hands were squeezing MY neck. I added one to MY amazon wishlist.

I sent shitpig’s brother a text. I’m not exactly sure what has transpired since I outted shitpig to his brother, but shitpig is excited about the matter because he sent ME another $300. hahaha send more shitpig!!!
vintage furfreak also spent around $350 on custom bathing suits for Me at gingerislandwear.com.

I received only about 1,100 of Hetero-taxes. lou, twinkie, vintage furfreak, amsterdam ham, greg, stewart, ukranian, toiletbrush, father flatulance and a few others. hmmmm..only 11 hetero taxes?? I know there’s a LOT more than 11 of you reading this. A LOT MORE!! I’m pretty sure I have one of the most read Dominatrix blogs on the net.so why only 11pathetic hetero taxes?? Could it be cuz you’re all a bunch of fags?? Well let ME remedy that.

Oh MY trainer wants another pair of Nike Shox. Here’s the one She wants. Buy it and ship it to Me.

Ok so last night we went out to this gay bar hole-in-the-wall to do karaoke. The place was totally dead besides My group (about 5 girls), 1 old bull dyke, 2 bartenders, and 2 gay guys.one of whom was an elderly man who is a catholic priest for a gay catholic church. So this place just moved locations and they were using the parking lot of the store across the street for parking. They have one of those security monitors on the wall monitoring that parking lot and have some arrangement with that store and have full permission to use the lot for customer parking. ANYWAY, we’re singing and talking and someone notices that they are towing autos in that lot! The girls go dashing across the street! They already have 2 of MY friends’ cars hooked up to tow trucks, have already towed away the priest’s car and are now backing up to get Michelle’s! The guy JUST puts one chain on Her truck and She has the balls to friggin leap over the trailer, unhook the chain and jump in Her car.he rehooks it.She jumps out, unhooks it and speeds away. WOOT! WOOT! The tow truck guys are acting like She’s in big trouble.but really.what the tow truck guy gonna do? Chase Her around town in his big tow truck going 30 with his light flashing and his “beep beep” buzzer going off and then show Her his lethal towtruck driver butt crack? So I had a $100 bill that smalldickSD just sent in the mail and had to pay it to the towtruckers just to release the other 2 cars before towing them off. So they are arguing with the tow truck guys and the tow truck guys claim that the district manager of the store called and asked the cars to be towed..although that store totally has an arrangement with this bar to let customers park there at night. Next day, turns out that a neighbor called the tow truck company PRETENDING to be the district manager. The guy then called the store and told them that he had called because he didn’t approve of a gay bar in his neighborhood and saw “sexual activity” going on in that parking lot that night. HAHA fucking big fat bigot liar! There were 2 dudes in that bar and us girls! All the cars he had tried to have towed belonged to women and one 70 year old priest! Anyway, Michelle is so MY hero for clashing with the smelly towtruck dudes and unhooking Her car and flying to freedom! Yaaay!! She looked so cute running so girly with Her hands in the air, quickly yet daintily, leaping over the towtruck trailer and unhooking the car. hahahhahaha She’s making a stink with the tow truck company right now trying to get our cash back. We are all in the uproar and want to call channel 9 or 6 or whatever and have them do a report on it. Fucking this area has all kind of rough bars in the neighborhood, yet they don’t approve of the gay one. This happens to all smalltime gay bars. They are always getting harassed. For real, straight people.GET OVER IT!!
Well each one of you fuckers are individually compensating ME for the tow-truck release fee. Every one of you must pay the HETERO TAX!

So now we want to get our own tow truck company. Ya know, paint the truck Dream Barbie pink. All FEM tow-truck company. Have sexy girl drivers with pink do-rags, shorts and boots tow away dudes’ automobiles. I thought of the name.. “Camel Tow”. teehee Can’t you see that in big bubble letters along the side of the truck? Imagine seeing three hot chicks towing your Mercedes away? Sexy huh?? I bet you perverts would be illegally parking your cars and secretly calling Camel Tow yourselves, just to watch cigarette-smoking hot chicks haul your wive’s SUVs away and laugh while they are doing it! Yeh, don’t tell ME you wouldn’t do it, sick-os!! HAHAHAHA OOoooh and we could set up a big jar for tips too. So you can leave them tips while they haul away your car. Sweeeeeeet!

Note to complete fool:
your $100 crispy bill and hysterically pathetic accompanying letter showed up today. The “Queen of Diamonds” will enjoy spending your cash and She laughed uncontrollably when I read Her the letter. Next time send a photograph so we can see how fuggerific you are!

hahaha I just got $1,200 from shitpig!! he’s another demented british freak who can’t resist MY evil charms. I got your brothers cell phone #, MY little shiteous piggeous. I might have to text him.

Hey any of you readers have a Tempur-Pedic mattress? I had the pillows and loved them, but Mine are like 4 years old now and I think they kinda died. I had twinkie buy Me another one today. My mom swears by Her tempur-pedic mattress. I’m thinking about buying one this week, but keep reading mixed reviews. Either mattress owners LOVE or HATE them. Back and neck has been killing Me lately. My mattress is gonna be replaced asap, but I’m having a hard time deciding on what would be best for Me.

Update: 2 a.m. loopy sent another $300 bringing his total to 1,850! hahahahahahahha

Update: Got another $700 from loopy.so that brings his total to $1,550. 🙂

Well staying close to MY computer and phone this fine sunday evening certainly paid off. I got a new german slave who will be called lost sheep if he continues to serve Me properly. I fleeced him of $500. loopy for legs popped up tonite too. I squeezed $850 outta him with little effort. fagarina has been forced to apply for a Home Depot card for Me to use for some changes I’m doing with My home. I also made him call Lowes and raise his puny 1,500 limit..to a still puny $3,000 limit. fagarina.you so blow! I am so gonna bust your wallet with My new home projects! he also spent around $280 at amazon.com for Me today. hahahaha you are such a spineless slug, faggy! Oh yeah, he also bought a gift for Stevie off Her list too!

I also see $500 from lou from friday! I was gone friday, so he musta done it while I was out! hahahah he also got Me a lantern and frame art from MY amazon wishlist. lou you got it bad!! you know you LOVE to suffer for ME!!

Ok the guy who bought Me the leather corset dress also got one of the leather bolero jackets for Me. Yay!

This is kinda weird. I swear, I have the ability to conjure up uncle pigfucker! Last night, I was thinking..hmmm..just where is that british wackjob? I thought to Myself..ya know, if I think about him long enough, he’s sure to feel MY powerful vibes and come running to his evil syren. So I concentrated for a few minutes and mused over just how much I hated his guts and thought about what fun it would be to empty his checking account again. 11 a.m. I wake up and guess who I have an email from?? The pigfucker himself!! he lost $3,000! If anyone cares to look at the screenshot.here it is.

HAHA lou, I see another $200 you little vermin you! hahaha you can NOT resist My charms, can ya?? Do it again!!

Update: big lou has revealed himself and added ME on yahoo messenger. The first thing I said to him was something to the effect of hey big lou send ME another $500 and he did! Then after another minute or so I encouraged him to visit My tribute page one more time and he sent another $500! big lou is easy, just like I like em! $1,600 total.

Alright. I know all you dickstains are TOTALLY missing ME. Time for some shopping for new outfits for My next photo opportunity. Im adding some leather stuff to MY wishlist. Get to shopping. I think the black corset dress and a bolero leather jacket will look very HOT for a photo shoot. I want the corset dress and the bolero jacket IMMEDIATELY for pictures!! I also dig that leather military dress too. I got this adorable red and white dress from twinkie but alas..MY boobs so won’t fit in it. I have to return it.

I have been running around so much lately. This weekend I was barely home. I’ve been preoccupied with exciting new ventures and investments..but..I’m going to make an effort to stay home and do calls and Instant Messages on tuesday and friday night (hopefully). I have a Sheryl Crow concert this week.

Garage door puttered out on Me this weekend. I had a shitload of sears gift cards that have been laying around for a year and bought the best one they had. This was a total pain in the ass for Me because I always go in and out of the house through the garage and never the front door. Interesting tidbit, huh? I’m sure you are absolutely mesmerized by this little bit of new Sierra trivia, huh?
looooosers!

sharon the loony girlslave is on one tonite. She just sent ME $800 of her hubby’s cash. I made her buy the box set of LWord and I’m quizzing her on it. She’s hooked like every other good lesbian. hahahahaa
C L O S E T C A S E! I also made her buy 2 old-school lesbian erotica films and a new pink vibrator we named Heather. For her webcam performance tonight I made her cut her hubby’s head out of her huge wedding picture then jump around topless on her bed wearing boots and tubesocks with Melissa Etheridge blaring on her stereo. I think one of the FUNNIEST things I have ever seen was watching sharon hold her silly wedding photo up to her forlorn face and peer her little eyeball through the void that use to be her groom’s head and peep straight into the camera as I instructed. HAHAHHAHHAHA Funny stuff! It’s so friggin hysterical how she cries into her microphone.”nooOoooOOOooooo don’t make me into a lesbian!” HAHAHA! WTF??? See what too many years of dick can do to a woman? Corrode the brain! sharon was a mindless stepford wife until I saved her! I just keep chalking up more good karma here with MY endless good deeds!

Who the hell is this “big lou” guy who’s been dumping cash into MY account? I found another $600 from this weekend! he never contacts ME.this is like the third time he’s done it..and every time..not a word. HAHA Don’t stop now!! Go back and do it again! I like it, I love it! I want some more of it!
5 crispy 100 dollars bills in the mail from western union sissyboy! Where you been, you fucking freakO’nature??

K I gotta start working on updating MY fulfilled wishlist. I am soooo fucking behind it’s not funny.